John Mayer Hates Jennifer Aniston's Dog Friends
Most dog owners have a rule that if you don't become BFFs with their dog(s), then the fuck party must come to an end. It doesn't look like Jennifer Aniston is one of those dog owners. Gatecrasher says that Jenny did not bring her dogs, Norman and Dolly, to NYC while she promotes Marley & Me, because John Mayer would probably strangle or curse them out. He apparently hates hates haaaates them. So Jenny left them in Los Angeles, probably because she's dickmatized. And when you're dickmatized, the dick rules all.
A source said that John even hated Jessica's Simpson's angel of a dog Daisy. There's a special place in the toilet closet in hell for people who hate Daisy Simpson.
Jenny's spokeswhore said the story is made of a million lies, but I believe it. John Mayer probably farts at anything that takes the attention anyway from him. When Jennifer brushes her teeth, he totally yells at her fucking toothbrush. He's gross.
As a dog owner, I've never met a dude who didn't like my dog. It's mostly been the other way around. They like my dog better than they like me. They come over to hang out with my dog and leave me in the fucking corner like I'm a damn fern. My dog knows it too. He gives me looks like "Yeah, bitch. I got yo man!"
I honestly don't think I'd ever find a dude who liked me but didn't like my dog. I mean, my dog and me are so much alike. We both are stupid lazy sluts who love bacon and are easily amused by rubber toys. If you don't like him, you don't like me.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 2:15am.
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Oooohhh...Hey Mario,Ant,Guiseppe...is this guy "outta line"?
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 2:11am.
Not Bergen, Sussex, where the air is clear and the Italian businessmen are legitimate.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:58am.
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so yer north,you fucking lottery winning fucking snob!
edit to say
SHAM~WOW
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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Submitted by Its SP bitch on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:59am.
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One time the friend was gonna say something to Alexis and she says".....where you just gonna call me a douche?"
funny shit
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:54am.
everyone is!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:52am.
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You are more of a whore than me!
*flaberghasted*
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:50am.
Shit, those are rosary beads? Kind of hoped they were the other kind.
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Submitted by Its SP bitch on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:29am.
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Fuck you now I feel dirty.......goes to find rosary beads.......
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Submitted by Its SP bitch on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:29am.
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TOTALLY random: you mentioning "Meercat Manor"
anyway,there is this show on some "chick" network called "Whatever,Martha". It is Martha's daughter and her friend and they watch old "Martha" shows and rip on her/the show.It is like "Mystery Science 3000" but for Martha Stewart.
POINT BEING.....The one chick(the friend)*side bar*they are both fucking HILarious
They mention meercats...Alexis(daughter)asks chick(friend) how she knows about meercats.Alexis says"watched Meercat manor?" friend says no...Lion King...LoL
check it out
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:35am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:31am.
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Stop stalking me fucker(I really like it)
Jeez...someone might find out
(I'm taking my pants off)
Nooooo,I will NOT touch myself in the window
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window?
hee
anyone else think holiday 'advent calendar'?
:)
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Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:39am.
North Jersey, where the snow is less toxic.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Well then I will pretend he is my big dick boyfriend. BDBF is what I will call him from now on!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:37am.
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where you at douche~face?..LoL
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:17am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:13am.
Probably thinks I know some bitches.
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Yeah, well he can smell them on you, silly;p
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doggie smorgasbord!
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Submitted by Its SP bitch on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:31am.
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That is what "they" say.
I could not figure out how to spell rumor/rumour...???
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:35am.
It's hard to stalk in these snowshoes, but totally worth it.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:31am.
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Stop stalking me fucker(I really like it)
Jeez...someone might find out
(I'm taking my pants off)
Nooooo,I will NOT touch myself in the window
(which one?)
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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Triscuit I bet he has a big dick!! WOOT!!
Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:26am.
Hi, hon, how bout this Jersey weather?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
i loathe jennifer aniston and john mayer for that matter, they are... "uncool", lol. it's damn cold where i am, and i hope to whatever our higher power is that noone is out in this cold and unsheltered :(
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"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by Its SP bitch on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:26am.
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**chants**
Let's see the dick
(on Mayer)
Let's see the dick
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:24am.
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Hola Papi!♥
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:23am.
Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:21am.
dayum.did I touch a nerve?
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I don't think it's you, hun:)
Just faggedaboudit! ;p
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School's out. Just ignore.
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I sincerely hope you did not mean me☺
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:17am.
They don't all smell.
BTW: Hi Triscuit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
The other dog is mine too, she's a black lab, and the cat is my mother's, my mother found the cat while I was in boston, and I give the cat more attention but the cat still loves her the most. Well Lizzie isn't totally lab lol.....Lab and mutt.
SORRRRY
♥much love♥
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:21am.
dayum.did I touch a nerve?
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I don't think it's you, hun:)
Just faggedaboudit! ;p
Night:)
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dayum.did I touch a nerve?
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
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Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:17am.
ANGEL.....Well I nevah(fans self)
shoooooot guuurl.We got a BLACK PRESIDENT NOW!
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Hey, my President is still white!
Wait! I don't even gots a President!
All them men in they suits be fighting about something I don't even think I gots a Prime Minister anymore! I try not to pay attention to all that, tho - it's not hard, it's quite boring.
It's good to see you smiley!
Merry Christmas!
I'm off to my happy place(bed) now:)
Night(;x)
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Peace out, people. The critters are loose and I have no patience for bottom feeders.
Merry Holidays.
aww team v =)
I have a flight to a place you cant find on the internet. I am important!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:13am.
Probably thinks I know some bitches.
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Yeah, well he can smell them on you, silly;p
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ANGEL.....Well I nevah(fans self)
shoooooot guuurl.We got a BLACK PRESIDENT NOW!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK All Dat.You my niggah,honkey,spic,redneck,chink,zippah head,gyp,jew,camel jockey,addict,h8ter,woman,man,gay,blonde head,trick........on and on.....you is STILL my NIGGAH♥
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I flew to Tuscany to pick up Snoopy my beagle. He is that special to me!! I plan to take him vacationing there next year. We have a big wedding to attend.
My dog is named Snoopy and he is a mean bitch.
Submitted by Rosemary on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:08am.
Dogs are smart like that. Mine spends the vast majority of his time with the puppysitter, because I travel for work hundreds of nights per year, but as soon as I walk in, I know who he prefers. Probably thinks I know some bitches.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
PSL, I have two elder cats that are your typical cats...they don't 'mind' us but they are quite comfortable without us.
My youngest cat...is about as much like a dog as any cat can be. He follows me all day...he WORSHIPS my lap...he is loyal to me to a fault...he HATES my husband [lmao], he's uber protective of me...he has a chair next to my bed with a cuddly blanket on it for him to sleep next to me (he prefers sleeping on my back but I'm a tosser turner so I let him cuddle on me for a while and then I shuck him off a bit and he either sleeps at my feet or plops on his chair-bed next to me). When my little guy goes I'm just never going to be the same. I can't ever replace him. He has all kinds of health probs and my daughter jokingly says, "Mom, you're going to make him live whether he likes it or not." -And, she's right. I give him all kinds of shit to try and keep him healthy as possible. When I have to be in the place Mrs. K. has had to go through...I don't know how I'm gonna cope.
My cat Lily is so sick. She needs meds :(
my dog is a knitaddict. WTF! lol
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:02am.
I'm a dog person, but I love Maine Coons. Possibly because they're dog-sized.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I think Food Service should be like the Israeli Army. Everyone should have to serve 6 months to a year as a server/bartender/busboy, just to see how fucking hard of a job it is.
I was a waitress for over a year, right out of college and although I loved where I worked for the social aspect, waiting tables SUCKED.
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I don't want to be your other half, I believe that one and one make two
- Alanis Morisette "Not The Doctor"
I am sick of driving my daughter around. *squints*
My dog , in the picture, showed up at my door one day.....opened the door, he was there. He was totally flea infested and I gave him three baths. I still live at home and I'm his main person, not my mother. And I think it's not just cause he saw me first, it's cause he knows I took him in and I got rid of his fleas, etc. Also one of my ex bfs was living here at the time and he was at the door too when i opened it, but Peace, my dog, still showed me from the beginning I was his main person over my ex too.
But . im confused, you taught your husband to treat people with dignity but werent you saying yesterday that he abused you? I am seriously confused.
Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:04am.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 1:02am.
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**big ole squishies**
Love you,nigga♥
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*giggle* We can say that. Cuz we're black! =)
*ahem* colo-*ahem*African Ame-*ahem* Business women of colour! =)
And something tell me your squishies are not nearly so nasty like TL's:)
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I have a beagle too. I named him Snoopy. He is sooo darn cute cute.
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Submitted by Saltypretzel on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:36am.
I don't like or trust people who hate animals.
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You just hit a raw nerve with me. I hate when people are rude to wait staff. I never, never, EVER feel 'superior' to a wait person...I appreciate them so much and it sickens me the sick fucks that don't leave tips and shit and are rude bastards. Grr. I once gave fifty bux to a waitress who was so damned gracious to us on my birthday...she deserved every damned dollar. That's one thing I've taught my hubby is that no matter if someone is taking your order from a fast-food window or you're sitting down in a 5-star restaraunt...you treat people with dignity. They ARE serving your food. HELLO?