Monday, December 22nd 2008
I Bet He Does
The straightest of all straights, Ryan Straightcrest, is a producer on Brody Jenner's new show Bromance and he talked to TVGuide about his own relationship with his "bros."
"I've advocated for years that it's OK for dudes to do things together. I'm fine going to the spa and getting massaged with my buddy. I quite like it."
That sounds like the opening scene of a zillion gay porn movies. This is quite possibly the gayest thing I've heard all hour and that's saying a lot. And by "I quite like it" Gaycrest really means "My prostate looooves it."
(Thanks Mike)
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I remember on Howard Stern some actress or model was on who was roommates with Seacrest, before he was famous. She said they would sleep in the same bed alot but he would never make a move. The man-ssages just puts it over the top. Gay!
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laughing with .
~haha
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Submitted by EyeRoll on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:17pm.
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Thank you for pointing that out. I wasn't sure what a sheep would be doing in a strip club. But hey - they have needs too (that frankly I thought the shepherd was fulfilling)
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The French say that the best part of an affair is going up the stairs. Desire is almost always more thrilling than fulfillment.
the hair-do is a beautiful touch. loves it.
Wait, what? I've never felt the need to 'advocate' massages with my 'buddy' even I though I 'quite like it' too.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:09pm.
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I've gotten in the habit of resizing everything down to dlisted 85 X 85 pixels and deleting the rest of my work. I haven't played around with my art proggies in forever so I'm out of the habit and my laptop is a biotch to do artsy stuff with. If you want a good chuckle though...here's the forehead I shrunk down and used for AJ's head [I had to embellish with her freaky forehead vein and stuff haha]:
http://www.baldheadfarms.com/imagen/bald-head-kev.jpg
I googled "Bald head" and that guy's noggin' was the first one that came up and it fit perfect. He's actually a handsome dude...even bald!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:11pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:05pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 6:58pm.
Well, I have advocated for years that my friends and I go to more strip clubs. I quite like it.
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But why? *puzzled* Ewe not getting enuff?
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how else is he gonna get to see nekkid womens?
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:11pm.
Research for something I'm writing.... municipal regs.... blah blah.
gaycrest... WHY?! this would be ranked second in the hierarchy of gay right after dudes wearing gimp masks getting double-fisted with crisco.
Submitted by . on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:06pm.
It's supposed to be the REAL AJ sans her broke-ass weave and the Photoshopped to hell and back cover on Cosmo.
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shit, for a moment i thought it was Homer Simpson!
*runs to get reading glasses*
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:05pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 6:58pm.
Well, I have advocated for years that my friends and I go to more strip clubs. I quite like it.
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But why? *puzzled* Ewe not getting enuff?
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Reserving judgments is a matter of infinite hope
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you need to link us to a larger sized cersion of that avviw. I really would like to study it and appreciate your efforts - to savor every flaw.
:)
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I do not like him.
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~~not quite a Britaloonie~~
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
Who is Gaycrest tryna fool? Claymates? I mean, c'mon, is there anyone who believes this boy doesn't love the sausage? Anyone? Anyone? *sound of crickets*...Thought so.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by mentirosos on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:03pm.
@DOT
Ooohh whats that avie about? A fantasy about Angie going through kemo something?
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Noooo! I don't make fun of cancer.
It's supposed to be the REAL AJ sans her broke-ass weave and the Photoshopped to hell and back cover on Cosmo. I gave her more than two strands of hair. I was feeling generous. ;p :)
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 6:58pm.
Well, I have advocated for years that my friends and I go to more strip clubs. I quite like it.
@DOT
Ooohh whats that avie about? A fantasy about Angie going through kemo something?
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The past is lost but something might be found to take its place...
Hmmmm...same square face, same smile..He kinda looks like SpongeBob...or in his case...SpoogeBob.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Nice smile. I didn't know Simon could hold his breath underwater that long.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 6:22pm.
Just his choice of the verb "advocate" is telling. Hetero guys don't "advocate" fishing trips and pub crawls. He was probably reading the latest issue right before the interview.
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Yeh..no hetero guy I know waxes poetic on how he loves to spend time with his buds. He just does it. And doesn't feel the need to discuss it. Or explain it. Or advocate it.
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No man or woman could ever be attracted to this thing. He has no personality. Anyone ever catch his radio show? I listened to it twice (going early to work), and it fucking blows. He says something that isn't funny and his interns or whatever they are fake laugh (obvious beyond belief). Who has he sucked to get this far?
Shiiiittee
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 6:53pm.
Capping off a lost weekend, I drank too much shit Aussie shiraz last nite. (YES, from a bottle! I can't believe you thought that!) We'll see how I feel in a few.
Ryan is a teensy, tiny man. He's not gay...he just has short-man issues.
It's official, Mr Straightcest has packed more fudge than a Keebler elf..
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
I couldn't imagine my husband telling me that he's going out to a spa to get massaged with his buddies. It's just so...gay.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 6:43pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 6:37pm.
I like Gaycrest for some reason. It might be the RC Cola/Canadian Mist talkin'.
Dang, Dee, you classin' it up for the holidays....
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Nothing but the best for mah liver. What about chu? Egg nog and Evan Williams whiskey tonight?
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Santa Clause and His Old Lady
WAIT A FUCKING SPAGETTI CAT MINUTE...SAMRO MAKES 3 MILL. TO PLAY ABBA RECORDS AND THEY ARE MAKING A FUCKING SHOW CALLED 'BROMANCE' WITH THE BIGGEST FUCKING LOSER IN THIS WORLD AS IT'S "STAR"..WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS COUNTRY?? I AM THINGING OF MOVING TO IRAQ AND GET A JOB AS A SHOE TARGET FOR THOSE WACKY IRAQS...OH FUCK SAMHO AND BRODY "LIVING OFF DADDY" JENNER!!
I can't speak for guys, but I can't imagine a woman ever being attracted to him.
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 6:37pm.
I like Gaycrest for some reason. It might be the RC Cola/Canadian Mist talkin'.
Dang, Dee, you classin' it up for the holidays....
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 6:22pm.
Just his choice of the verb "advocate" is telling. Hetero guys don't "advocate" fishing trips and pub crawls. He was probably reading the latest issue right before the interview.
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true. it must be hard for a gay man posing as straight to pull it off (pardon the pun). there needs to be a dictionary of words not to use.
got any more?
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That is the squareist face I've seen, ever! It has corners. Rich corners, but corners none the less.
Gay, straight, I dont' care. The Gaycrest doesn't bother me.
I like Gaycrest for some reason. It might be the RC Cola/Canadian Mist talkin'.
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Santa Clause and His Old Lady
Ryan and lucite princess were born from the same dolphin mother :)
I find it hard to believe he even has any friends. He seems like such a driven, insecure, power-hungry asshole that I can't see anyone considering him a true friend.
Looks like someone just "surprised" him under the water in the Picture......
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
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FYI, I'm not the Mike who sent this gem to MK.
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******* W e a l t h y D a t e r. c o m****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Man, and people thought Clay Aiken was obvious... but who knows?
Do you REALLY think Ryan would have the same acceptance from "Pleasentville" America if his publicist gave the green light for him to be out and proud? in all seriousness, I see him losing at least half a dozen of his wholesome jobs (hee "jobs", I'm twelve!).
No straight American man would utter the words "I quite like it". (I can picture a straight British man saying that, though.)
Sorry, Seacrest. Your cover is blown yet again.
I know a few straight guys who go to spas and whatever, but I still like them a little more rugged than that.
the gay-o-meter for him reads out at 99%
Just his choice of the verb "advocate" is telling. Hetero guys don't "advocate" fishing trips and pub crawls. He was probably reading the latest issue right before the interview.
i bet he just peed in that water.
What you don't hear is the theme from "Jaws".
He gives me the creeps.
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