Monday, December 22nd 2008
I Bet He Does
The straightest of all straights, Ryan Straightcrest, is a producer on Brody Jenner's new show Bromance and he talked to TVGuide about his own relationship with his "bros."
"I've advocated for years that it's OK for dudes to do things together. I'm fine going to the spa and getting massaged with my buddy. I quite like it."
That sounds like the opening scene of a zillion gay porn movies. This is quite possibly the gayest thing I've heard all hour and that's saying a lot. And by "I quite like it" Gaycrest really means "My prostate looooves it."
(Thanks Mike)
Ryan has the "I just peed and it feels good" look on his face.
I could care less if he's gay. I think he is.
he looks at least 10 years older than he claims to be...and this quote speaks volumes. For those who arent familiar with gay language: SPA = bath house...and massaged TOGETHER? draw your own conclusions.
" I've advocated for years that it's OK for dudes to do things together. I'm fine going to the spa and getting massaged with my buddy. I quite like it."
---Wow
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Happy Holidays
I'm all about body language. In that picture he looks like he just took a sizeable dump.
Getting massaged with his buddy? That sounds a tad bit gayish to moi! Come outta the closet lil buddy! We wong (typo) or won't say we told ya so.
Its a truly gay comment. Good thing that he is banked cuz he aint aging to well. And we know what happens to aging closet queens....
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Ryan Seacrest greenlighted Herpes Hilton and Kim Kardassian's shows. He deserves to suffer.
A local DJ in my town has partied with him and says that Ryan isn't gay. I'm still skeptical.
You know how I know you're gay? Because I just watched that shit-storm of a show called "Momma's Boys" AND you just greenlighted a show called "Bromance". (Sadly I know for a fact that Ryan isn't gay, but he sure plays it well).
By the way, click on my site to see the latest update on Sam Ronson - Oh I hope she's okay, "Exhaustion" is such a nightmare!
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Ick...Gaycrust totally creeps me the eff out.
Just that look on his face in the main pic is kinda creepy...maybe Simon is underwater doodlin' Gaycrust's noodle...
C'mon, Ryan, even Clay has come out of the closet!
Submitted by . on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:06pm.
lmao! He looks like a 'biter' in that picture. If I were a dude in his gay-scopes I'd guard my unit with all my supa-powaz! That's NOT gristle! NO TEETH!
that's why he goes for the kinky cocks...kinky cocks don't mind a nibble here and there...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:03pm.
that's his "i wish i had an oscar weiner, cuz everyone would be in love me" face...
lmao! He looks like a 'biter' in that picture. If I were a dude in his gay-scopes I'd guard my unit with all my supa-powaz! That's NOT gristle! NO TEETH!
Submitted by . on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:56pm.
Seriously! You'd think with those kind of mad talents this guy should have a plethora of movie deals on his plate and an Oscar Meyer Weiner nod in the cook books!
dot:that's his "i wish i had an oscar weiner, cuz everyone would be in love me" face...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Night night Tigerflower!
And thanks for the Gayken/RyRy visual... looks like nightmares for me again tonight.
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Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:52pm.
well then, i think we know gaycrest's talents and how he manages to stay on the air and proiduce shit...he's gifted with his ball and balloon artistry tying tongue...
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Seriously! You'd think with those kind of mad talents this guy should have a plethora of movie deals on his plate and an Oscar Meyer Weiner nod in the cook books!
Submitted by . on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:47pm.
Letty, only if you mean Adler balls...or a really tricky Balloon arteest. lol
dot: well then, i think we know gaycrest's talents and how he manages to stay on the air and proiduce shit...he's gifted with his ball and balloon artistry tying tongue...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Night, TigerLils! You gave me a lot to think about. TYVM. There's some sorta whacked orgy going on in my mind [more than my normal].
But before I go, ever wonder if Ry-Ry and Gayken ever did the nasty? I bet they did!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
G'nite WHORES. I love you more than Ry-Ry loves the pussy...no, not me or that designer pure pred he saw at a 'best in show' Cat Fancy extravaganza, but I mean some spread eagled, pink, juicy, warm, chicken of the sea PUSSY...Yeah, I definitely love you guys more that Ry-Ry likes him some of that...not a lot more, mind you, just more....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Letty, only if you mean Adler balls...or a really tricky Balloon arteest. lol
Sheeps,
LMAO! *coughs and wipes tear* Well, I imagine they skipped the seafood salad fer sure!
Submitted by . on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:34pm.
ACK! I was using google 'image' search. Doy.
OMG. Worse than I remembered it.
Think about the tattooist who spent at least a day working on that art. Did they both get lunch together or order in?
Submitted by . on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:36pm.
-But, Letty...he can tie a cherry stem into a knot in his mouth! :) lol
dot: and by cherry, you mean balls, right?
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:34pm.
don't care if this homo is gay or straight...he's just ick to me...
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-But, Letty...he can tie a cherry stem into a knot in his mouth! :) lol
Sheeps... ACK! I was using google 'image' search. Doy.
OMG. Worse than I remembered it. Hub is traumatized. My job is done.
don't care if this homo is gay or straight...he's just ick to me...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Ryan STRAIGHTcrest?! That was hilarious!
Submitted by . on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 9:22pm.
But, do some of you still have a link to that starfish anus tattoo nightmare photo?
That was Petite's doing. If you Google the words in your query, it comes right up (as will your dessert).
Tiger: gotcha
Submitted by kdracofan on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:02pm.
Tigerlilly: He called Reese and he dated J. Aniston? I had no clue. I do remember the Terri Hatcher bullshit
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No, I was making fun of Jenny A being desperate and of Reese being Jakey Poo's beard, but hey, yeah...I'm sure he make some calls before settling on Terri...
It's so embarrassing watching him try to act all hetero...It's worse than your mom trying to be "cool" when you were a teenager...It's like, no, Mom, go back to be embarrassing the other way...cuz you know Ry-Ry want some Bobby Trendy glamour up in his world, but sadly that kind of tomcruiserfoolery must be left and locked in the closet...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tigerlilly: He called Reese and he dated J. Aniston? I had no clue. I do remember the Terri Hatcher bullshit
Submitted by kdracofan on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 9:37pm.
Tigerlilly: I think I love you!
"ain't like the rest of us ain't already talkin' 'bout how gay yo' ass is behind yo' back...."
ain't that the truth!
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I mean, don't get me wrong...some whores have to stay in the closet for various reasons, less so now than ever before, and it's none of my damn business who yo' ass fucks, BUT who gives a fuck if Ryan Gaycrest smokes pole? He's sort of a gossip/reality tv producer whore, so I think it would HELP his career...but I would miss the rare silly 2 week romances with chicks he tries to sell the tabloids...A'member how he broke Terri Hatcher's heart? (Pssst...he needed a clingy desperate 40+ ish whore so that that shit MIGHT be in the realm of believable, but couldn't afford Jennifer Aniston for the job... Semi-professional beard, Reese Witherspoon, wouldn't even return his calls...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tigerlilly: I think I love you!
"ain't like the rest of us ain't already talkin' 'bout how gay yo' ass is behind yo' back...."
ain't that the truth!
James Haven was at the spa with Zac Efron when we ran into Seacrust (as Zac & James Haven call him) sauntered in and demanded a brazillian wax. Ouch!
Seacrust was treating Randy Jackson to a day at the spa and Randy was having none of it! He refused to have a brazillian wax but instead opted for a pedicure and if you saw his toenails you would have agreed. Nasty!
Seacrust threw a hissy fit. He demanded that Randy get a wax with him so they can hold hands. Zac and James Haven never laughed so hard!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Ten bucks says it's on MTV. I read a wonderful article the other day that MTV's ratings are tanking so badly and they are losing so much money that they have SIXTEEN new reality shows in the works, hoping to strike oil with at least one. Their number one, "The Hills" I read had a 30 percent audience drop-off, thus the Spencie-Heidi "wedding" I guess.
I know a dude who looks just like him could be his Doppleganger...in really good shape, never been married...very few girlfriends in his past. He's a hardcore Christian (doesn't believe in premarital sex, mind you..., so whenever he meets 'his prospective future wife' he always finds some shit in the Bible or within the cultish church he belongs to why she is not "the one"...I mean, I want to say "SHE'S NOT 'THE ONE' CUZ SHE DOESN'T HAVE A DICK YOU CLOSET CASE"
Peeps, if you is gay, then just be gay. If you like a little Oscar Meyer weinermobile drivin' up your Hershey highway action then OWN IT. If your tongue got the taste for the bearded clam then OWN IT. It ain't like the rest of us ain't already talkin' 'bout how gay yo' ass is behind yo' back....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
TOTALLY OFF-TOPIC:
But, do some of you still have a link to that starfish anus tattoo nightmare photo? I was regaling my hubtard about it and he doesn’t believe me. I want to make his Holiday extra speshal. Help a sista out.
I could care less if this dude is gay or straight.A big pompous bore to me.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Meh. He doesn't interest me enough to care what he is.
OOhh, Gaycrest in on mah TV telling a story about his friend asking "Just what do you do on AI". And he said... "Oooh your right".
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he seems like such a little bitch
Ryan's awesome. He just seems like such a chill guy, I've got nothing bad to say.
"Submitted by poo on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 8:17pm.
He's Merv Griffin for the 21st century."
He really is, right down to being firmly in the closet and denying it with every breath, while everyone around him knows the truth.
Can't stand him.
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"The other night, I was so wasted and I decided to play this video in several browser windows at the same time. Don't do that. It's like opening up the portal to the dark world."
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Ryan doesn't mind dudes because he is in the closet, hence the fuckery that is "Bromance". He hasn't had a real relationship...ever...well there was that thing with Teri Hatcher but that was just, shudders, awful and fake and total lie-telling! ALL LIES!
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He's Merv Griffin for the 21st century.
There's nothing about this dude that seems genuine to me. Everything -- from his hair color to his smile to his expressions and his comments -- appears fake. Outside of the carefully scripted and groomed public persona he's created for himself, I don't think he even knows what he is anymore.
"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
This is what he meant to say:
"I'm fine going to the spa and getting my prostate massaged by my buddy's dick."
To paraphrase d2d, come out of the closet, you knobgobbling fuck puppet.
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"The other night, I was so wasted and I decided to play this video in several browser windows at the same time. Don't do that. It's like opening up the portal to the dark world."
http://dumb-report.blogspot.com/
@ d2d--
That photo of Pam A that MK posted will slap some sense back into you!!
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Submitted by death2douches on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:39pm.
For years, I have been advocating gay love. I quite enjoy it. But Gaycrest makes me wanna make out with chicks. He's evil and must be stopped!
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She looks like she'd rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger.
from that expression,he's never been swimming before?loser. where's his wings?
"Hey santa...santa
If you hear me wont you hurry
Bring my baby tonight"
In this photo he looks like he's been Simpsonized.
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Don't threaten me with a good time, Vince! You bring the nuts and I'll bring the thongs!
He couldn't be any gayer if his name was Gay Gayerson. He's on his knees more times than a Catholic at Midnight Mass. Ho ho ho, you knobgobbling fuck puppet.
For years, I have been advocating gay love. I quite enjoy it. But Gaycrest makes me wanna make out with chicks. He's evil and must be stopped!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
plus he is short.. I hate short men.