SamRo Makes $3 Million A Year
Gatecrasher says that gayelle DJ SamRo made nearly $3 million last year. Yes, for plugging her iPod in, pressing play and then going off to the bathroom to squeeze on HoHan's clitty or something. Speaking of HoHan, she's the whole reason why SamRo is raking in the cash. When SamRo started spitting on HoHan's carrot muffin ------ Wait. Let's hold that thought for a quick minute and discuss something off-topic. Sidebar!
Why in porn do whores always spit on dicks and coochies? I've never done this shit in real life! Seriously, when a porn ho is sucking on a dick, every now and again she spits on it! The dude will usually moan "Spit on my prick" or something stupid like that. The same goes for the dudes. When he's feasting on snatch, he spits a loogie on it like he's getting ready to give it a shoe shine. It's bizarre! If someone spit on my privates, I'd slap them in the tongue. Don't disrespect my private area like that! Sidebar over....
When SamRo started spitting on HoHan's carrot muffin, her rate went from $1,500 to as much as $25,000 a night. An inside source said that promoters know that if they book SamRo her partner in pussy is probably going to tag along. The source went on to say, “Sam’s now asking for a lot more money to spin, and she’s getting it easily.”
One of SamRo's friends said she doesn't need HoHan to make cash. “She’s always had money, and relied more on [famous deejay brother] Mark for getting gigs booked. In fact, Sam made Lindsay hot again!”
Who cares why SamRo is making $25,000 a night! The fucked up thing is that she's making that much to seriously put her iTunes on "party shuffle." SamRo is the saddest little DJ ever. She just stands there with a frown on her face, poking at her laptop. She looks like she'd rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger.
Seriously, SamRo is no DJ Spinderella. Now that bitch deserves $3 million a year.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 9:08pm.
Lol. I personally prefer my men with less Maybelline but... um... ok. That being said I'd still hit it.
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Have you cholarised Robert Pattison? He looks kinda pretty.
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Submitted by Who Datt on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 9:03pm.
I'm ever so sick of this gayelle road company of "Sid & Nancy".
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Ha! But which one's which? And, more importantly, who is Courtney Love? ;p
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Ass to mouth will give you far more than pink eye.
E coli anyone?
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Then how does scat work?
I'm ever so sick of this gayelle road company of "Sid & Nancy". I can't wait for the day when Firecrotch realizes that LesboChic went the way of Tickle Me Elmo and The Church Lady and goes back to balls.
Then Sam-I-Am can use her 3 milli to buy a *real* lipsticker with a trick pelvis and a clue.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 8:57pm.
All forms of sex are disgusting, and none should be discussed in public
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Ziggy Luv,.... you're taking the piss, right?
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I dunno - but *I* had fun, at least:)
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:10pm.
Wow, how puritanical.
If you are willing to place a penis in your mouth, then I don't understand why you would be so averse to the idea of spitting on one.
The idea of trying to maintain any kind of dignity or tow any line of morality while your cheating husband slaps you across the face with his rotten phallus is as ludicrous as it is tragic.
All forms of sex are disgusting, and none should be discussed in public
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:10pm.
Wow, how puritanical.
If you are willing to place a penis in your mouth, then I don't understand why you would be so averse to the idea of spitting on one.
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I will talk about that. Now, I'm the kinda girl that will do things most people wouldn't. But I gots issues with textures! I really do wish sex could be just a LITTLE bit less squishy. There's a lot fo squishiness related to sex that you simply cannot avoid and I have learned to live with those but SPIT is not necessary. To be fair, I've even have had trouble with semen, but I'm a trooper - I figured it out....it's just that mucousy membraney texture to it that turns my damn stomach every damn time. I can't eat mushrooms either - or clams.
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Submitted by docholidayisback on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 8:10pm.
I saw a video with those 2 twins bangin each other with a strap-on.
Remember those NFL commercials, i think they were Coors Light ones with the "I like..blah blah and twins" anyways I think of those 2 when i hear it
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
I saw a video with those 2 twins bangin each other with a strap-on.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:42pm.
mentirosos: Agreed. SOMEONE introduced me to Xtube. Yes, there is some freeeeaky stuff on it. But there is amateur stuff and "sponsor" stuff. The real stuff is infinitely more interesting and hot. I mean, these people are really getting off because they are enjoying what they're doing. The sponsor stuff is all professional (sic) porn and boring. I'd rather watch some overweight flawed people really getting into it than some bored physically perfect coke addicts making a buck. There's a HUGE difference. I think even today's jaded kids might get that.
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I know. I dont even get why people do porn in the first place. You only get like 500 to 1000 per film anyways....you might as well be a stripper and make that much if not more money with waaaaaayy less exposure to AIDS and everything else and a little less loss in dignity.
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:40pm.
Ah, I remember a porn with these identical twins. I believe there names were Crystal and Jocelyn (in case anyone wants to download it). The guy would stick it in ones ass and then have the other blow him. And all I could think of was that somebodies gonna get pink eye. Those two are someone's daughters. Sick sick world.
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TWINS! Did someone put a hidden camera in Hugh Hefners bedroom?
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Submitted by James Haven on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:48pm.
James Haven you always make me laugh. I know you should be treated better but if you were we wouldn't get these great stories.
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free lube, people! i spit all over the goddamn place. it's hott
James Haven cannot believe that this woman made $3 million for spinning some tunes when all he made this month was $39.50! and that's thanks to Oprah who purchased MaryKay's "Maverick Man" for Stedman! James Haven did not get the sales he had hoped for. Angela Lansbury is as cheap as they come and fought with James Haven when he charged her $14.50 for "Pedal Pusher Pink" lipstick. And forget about Katie Couric! Bitch was unhappy about her makeover and demanded her money back!
James Haven told her that there is only so much he could do with a face like hers and that he's not Jesus and can't perform miracles! She won't be back!
Angie told James Haven that he doesn't have to stand for this crap! "After all, I am your sister James Haven, and people should treat you better". Ha! that's a hoot. Angie doesn't even treat James Haven nice.
As for this spitting fiasco, James Haven finds it highly unsanitary! Nasty!
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Ass to mouth will give you far more than pink eye.
E coli anyone?
I preferred wallet fucker (gold digger) to ham wallet, but to each her own.
When did LiLo and her canooter become hot again? Unless that person was talking about chlamydia, I think they spoke out of turn.
And Spinderella could and SHOULD kick SamRon's ass back into the anorexic uterus which spawned her. Spin for the win!
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mentirosos: Agreed. SOMEONE introduced me to Xtube. Yes, there is some freeeeaky stuff on it. But there is amateur stuff and "sponsor" stuff. The real stuff is infinitely more interesting and hot. I mean, these people are really getting off because they are enjoying what they're doing. The sponsor stuff is all professional (sic) porn and boring. I'd rather watch some overweight flawed people really getting into it than some bored physically perfect coke addicts making a buck. There's a HUGE difference. I think even today's jaded kids might get that.
At least one of the gayelles who comprise that couple is making money. I was wondering who was paying for their jetset shenanigans. And, of course, SamRo's t-shirts with giant peen in black and white. Nice of SamRo to give HoHan a leggings allowance. Though she may require that the leggings be crotchless.
Ah, I remember a porn with these identical twins. I believe there names were Crystal and Jocelyn (in case anyone wants to download it). The guy would stick it in ones ass and then have the other blow him. And all I could think of was that somebodies gonna get pink eye. Those two are someone's daughters. Sick sick world.
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My favorite euphemism comes from MK himself: Ham wallets!
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I am so glad I am reading these comments while shoving food into my pie hole .. Yummy!
Ass to mouth is too much to bear.
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$3 million a year for playing music?? WTF?
And I agree with you on the spitting thing - nasty!
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Submitted by MuffinAmy on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:05pm.
Saliva should remain non-airborn, imo.
Words to live by! LOL!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Ass to mouth should be illegal.
Michael K - that is so weird that you mentioned the whole spitting on peens and pussies during oral! I mean, to each his own, but definitely not my thing. I recently fooled around with this guy once who didn't spit on me when we were doing nasties with our tongues down there, but he did lick his fingers EVERY TIME before he fingered me. It was unnecessary and looked forced. Too much inspiration from porn, apparently.
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Submitted by mentirosos on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:17pm.
I'm not the one who needs the happy treatment... you in the NYC area? She's hot! Just sorta weird when it comes to poompooms.
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I've always found Ass to Mouth more disturbing then the spitting. And I'm the type that searches on Limewire for mother/daughter incest porn. Definitely the genre of porn with the best pre sex banter.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
@ziggy: well, I've been called many things - and I do mean maaannny things - but never puritanical! I suppose if I was being slapped with a "rotten phallus", however, my inclinations against airborne spitting lubrication would probably be reduced immensely.
Conceded.
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Hekki - LOL. Yeah, I'm glad I've taught them the proper words, but I still get embarassed.
"Mommy, where is your penis?"
"Mommy doesn't have a penis, mommy's have a vagina."
"Vagina vagina vagina vagina...."
Fun times. LOL
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:08pm.
My friend who is over 30 still cannot say vagina without getting weirded out. She calls it the "poompoom". Used in a sentence:
Hell no I would not let something like that happen to my poompoom!
Or Perhaps my poompoom is all stretched out and that's why I never cum!
Crazy bitch.
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Ill have you floating on a liferaft youll be so wet if youd let me at that! I know how to treat a kitty right!
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"Why in porn do whores always spit on dicks and coochies? I've never done this shit in real life! Seriously, when a porn ho is sucking on a dick, every now and again she spits on it! The dude will usually moan "Spit on my prick" or something stupid like that. The same goes for the dudes. When he's feasting on snatch, he spits a loogie on it like he's getting ready to give it a shoe shine. It's bizarre! If someone spit on my privates, I'd slap them in the tongue. Don't disrespect my private area like that! Sidebar over...."
LOL MichaelK- I Hate that too!!!
It really ruins my porn.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 6:41pm.
Don't get me started. There's no pubic hair, no natural breasts, no labia. No love or joy.
TMI ALERT:
And I think that a truly aroused vagina would scare the pants off these young boys. I can count on the fingers of one hand the times I've seen a porn actress who was truly aroused and ready to have sex. As the owner of a vagina who doesn't allow a penis near it until it's good and ready, it makes me cringe when I see some porn guy sawing away at these pale, closed-up pussies. It's like rape, fer chrissakes.
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I hear ya.....if you watch porn that couples who love each other and are actually in a relationship make when theyre getting down and compare it to the over produced hollywood ones...its like watching two different films in two differnt genres. The sounds, the way the woman is treated, the way the "privates" look, the orgasams....seriously, I can get wet like that watching at home movie porn, but those fake ones make me dry up like the Sahara desert!
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M.E.: LOL. I'm okay with them using the words "penis" and "vagina", (which my 3 and 5 year olds use liberally) but I cannot bring myself to teach them "rectum" or "anus", so we still call it "bottom".
Wow, how puritanical.
If you are willing to place a penis in your mouth, then I don't understand why you would be so averse to the idea of spitting on one.
The idea of trying to maintain any kind of dignity or tow any line of morality while your cheating husband slaps you across the face with his rotten phallus is as ludicrous as it is tragic.
All forms of sex are disgusting, and none should be discussed in public.
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"she looks like she'd rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger"
OMG I'm dying... this is the greatest blog ever.
Sam made Lindsay Hot Again???? So hot she can't get a job.
The only time I turn red by the use of the word vagina is when my 3 year old says it.
Damn me for teaching them the proper words for the privates.
My friend who is over 30 still cannot say vagina without getting weirded out. She calls it the "poompoom". Used in a sentence:
Hell no I would not let something like that happen to my poompoom!
Or Perhaps my poompoom is all stretched out and that's why I never cum!
Crazy bitch.
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
Moriah, to each his/her own, but I think the spitting on the cooter and/or slidepole is what's icky to most (at least on DL, from the comments.) As I said earlier, I've never needed to actually hock a loogie/spit on a joint, my mouth is saliavtory enough to keep a bj slipply slidey without shooting a loogie off like an archer. Saliva should remain non-airborn, imo.
I may have grossed myself out to the point of no return on that one.
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Submitted by . on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 6:41pm.
Sayonara... HAPPY HOLIDAYS in case I don't get another free chance to say so!
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Right back @ you. As of tomorrow afternoon, I will start my two week vacation. Woo Hooooooo
This year Halloween fell on a weekend... Bushwick Bill
It's been happening for years.. it's gross, but hot at the same time. I'm into it. It's natural lube I guess once could say.
MK, you really get me!!! i'm not sure what the deal is w/ spitting on genitalia. nothing gets me to stop watching an adult scene faster than that. i can't even imagine having that done to me. someone might get a knee to the face for that.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 6:33pm.
My faves.
my peach
tacobox
gash
my mango
tingle place
love hole
man in the boat.
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I'm SO calling it the tingle place from now on. AWESOME. Tingle place.
"Put your lollipop licker on my tingle place big boy!"
I like it.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 6:41pm.
dot... are you from sweden?
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lol! No? Weird question. *chuckling*