Monday, December 22nd 2008

Hot Slut Of The Week: Cheetah Lady


Birthday: Crazy
Age: Crazy
Birth Name: Crazy

Original Date of HS of the Day: December 19, 2008
Claim to Fame: Crazy. Seriously. Crazy. The Cheetah Lady has become a minor YouTube celebrity thanks to this CRAZY video of her plea to live in a condo, eat tacos and drink wine.

Where is she now? Hopefully, in the crazy house.

Why is she HS of the Week? Because I neeeeeed to know if she ever got into a condo. I also need her to make another video even though this one makes my soul cry. The other night, I was so wasted and I decided to play this video in several browser windows at the same time. Don't do that. It's like opening up the portal to the dark world.

And I think her "baby" Freda prays every night for a bolt of lighting to strike her or for an army of rabid mice to drag her to their den.

Posted by: Michael K


Gonnaburn...'s picture

I see you are positioning her for HSOTY, MK! Don't rule out abandoned couch just yet.

That is the craziest MF'ing thing I've seen in a loooong time! This shit makes Crissy Crocker look like Richard Nixon!
Damn!

kuteone2c's picture

LOL did anyone else notice the pantie slip when she's going for the wine. They are pink! LOL great stuff MK

Snideychick sez:

She's NOT a cheetah! No "tear" marks from eyes to mouth and certainly not lean enough to run at 60m.p.h.!

She's a jaguar. Large, stocky American continent dwelling mammal!

Google it dumb fuck!

Tibs's picture

Well after suffering from the flu for a week I thought I was hallucinating there.

Cat seemed amused, is probably off pooing in her shoes while she backs onto that rocking chair. All it was missing was the lorry reversing beeps at that point.

You know that Thundercats movie thing that is on YouTube. Well they missed their star for sure.

Wow... I think I know her, sadly I am not kidding... she comes into the bar I work at... biggest pain in the ass ever.

firstclasstohell's picture

WOW. even after a month of no prozac I can still hold it together more than this cougar. On second thoughts, "I'll have what she's having"

http://www.firstclasstohell.com

Statler and Waldorf's picture

There's two minutes of my life I'll never get back.

The things people will do for a shred of attention.

Haha, what the hell? Maybe she's just some bored housewife with a form of schizophrenia. I like where she says 'phone' instead of home and then tries to cover it up by going, 'uhh, I want a phone also' as if it were intended that way. That part was my fave.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

She needs Frontline and Friskies.

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Rosemary Young's picture

Leigh Bowery lives!

Bondagebarbie's picture

Love the Cheetah Lady,my daughter put the video on her MySpace she thought it was hilarious

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

http://www.myspace.com/384080529

what does she do to Freda off camera?

jiggywiddit's picture

her friends call her Spot.

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Don't threaten me with a good time, Vince! You bring the nuts and I'll bring the thongs!

Buckeye21's picture

To put it honestly, that video is high art.

Tits, I'm from Venus.

Are you Uranusian?

this is my baby! LOL BWAHAHAH!! HAHA.. OMG!
and 'baby' is so over her batshyt azz .. gotdayum, that was funny as all scary hell

msdebagain's picture

her cat marked face came off when she drank her wine.

TITS's picture

Submitted by . on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 5:23pm.

Birthday: Crazy
Age: Crazy
Birth Name: Crazy
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Yup. :))

OMG. I feel sorry for this poor soul.

I totally want that hat.

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dot, are you from sweden?

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Birthday: Crazy
Age: Crazy
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Yup. :))

OMG. I feel sorry for this poor soul.

I totally want that hat.

madam ex's picture

Just when you think you seen Crazy at its most highest, along comes another crazy motherfucker to knock the prior one off the throne. Sick, sick, sick bastards. Gives us cat lovers a bad name.

D.R.'s picture

...*What?*

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sassypants's picture

i just died a little inside. this should be in a coen brothers movie. 5 stars fucked up.

"It's not how long it takes, it's who's taking you." --marilyn

paradoxical bunny's picture

that was SO.fucked.UP

I feel like my brain needs a hard-scrubbing and shower after watching that. aggggggggggh

mander may's picture

Jesus Christ on crackers, honestly how do you find this shit??? Thanks my computer screen is now saturated with my afternoon Jack and Coke.

Barb Dwyer's picture

Angie's audition tape as Catwoman for the next Batman....

madam s.'s picture

The things her neighbors have heard.

morbo's picture

Mom?

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Sluttsville's picture

Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 4:42pm.
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*looks around to make sure the coast is clear & laughs with Dee*

Shhhhhh, if one more person states her name, she will magically appears like Candy Man. I don't want to get my ass kicked before Christmas.

Hekki's picture

Sorry, I don't think this person is a hot slut. She's just a retard.

shut the smurf up's picture

What is this fuckery?

DeeDee's picture

Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 4:25pm.

Or Nitty's liquor store ran out of box wine and she was "forced" to drink Canadian Mist.

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Splenda's picture

Looks like some busted-ass ragweed in front of that bitches face- maybe kitty needs to get some better weed and some bars to chill the fuck out on her magical journey.

Anonymous101's picture

Where the fudge exactly is she on the north side of Chicago? This, I must know in order to avoid that particular area.

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It's creamie, not prune!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo

"Cheetah Lady" and Jen Aniston have the same acting coach right?

Albatross's picture

This woman is Crazy with a captial C! LOL

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Sluttsville's picture

Well, it looks as if NitWitty stopped taking her meds again.

Sugaroo's picture

What in hairy old hell is this shit?

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Holy shit.

crazyinjapan's picture

This lady is KINKY!