Pamela Anderson's Face Is A Disaster Zone
I keep beating a dead whore again, but Pamela Anderson's FACE! This bitch obviously doesn't have any true friends in her life, because a real bitch would tell Pamela her face looks like it needs yellow police tape around it. That's real talk.
I really just want to call 911 so that the fire department can come and hose down her face of meth. The bitch who did Pam's make-up has bigger problems than she does. Her make-up job was definitely done by a crackhead with shaky hands who ran out of black eyeshadow, so used burnt-up charcoal ashes instead. This is a face don't!
Pamela, please seek help from the Agency for Toxic Substances so that they clean your shit up!
Here's Pammy at some car show in Las Vegas yesterday and later at LAX without pants on. I mean, what is the meaning of this? Pammy is making the toothless prostitutes from Hookers at the Point look like the direct descendants of the Empress of Lucite. This shit is ridiculous.
Wenn, Bauer Griffin
fuck u alley cat ur gay complaing about dumb shit
her face looks caked on she probably just put her face n a mountain of coke
Her whole look is too pathetic to even make fun of. Get some pants on woman!
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What you know and what you think you know often have nothing to do with each other.
And as for the TOPIC, is she ever not coked outa her gourd?
Why the fuck do i have to hear about pie crust in the comments section? Can't you fucking people use the forums or exchange e-mails? And I know I'm not the only one who's fed up with this shit. When I do have something to say pertinent to the topic, a bunch of you cunts that use the comments sections as your instant messenger start fucking going off on my comments like a bunch of 7 year olds during recess. Grow up, think up your own comments once in a while (without insulting everyone else's), take your recipes, sob stories and cunty religious cliques to the forums, and -last but not least- fuck off and die!
oh i'm sooooo scared.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 12/23/2008 - 12:12am.
Dot:
The most simple, mundane thing like pie crust is torture to me because I just haven't gotten it down pat. It's always hit or miss for me. Tough pie dough can literally RUIN a good pie filling.
The key is to keep the ingredients COLD!!!! and don't overwork the dough.
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Thank you, CrazyIJ! I'm gonna try pulsing frozen butter chunks with my flour in my food processor and then slowly trickle in enough ice cold water to form a dough ball. Last year I tried hand mixing everything and my crust was hard as a freakin' rock! I'll mention how it turns out even if it fails...I just gotta keep pluggin' away. lol :)
I think her legs are fabulous, it's the ass sagging out of the shorty shorts that I don't want to see.
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Dot:
The most simple, mundane thing like pie crust is torture to me because I just haven't gotten it down pat. It's always hit or miss for me. Tough pie dough can literally RUIN a good pie filling.
The key is to keep the ingredients COLD!!!! and don't overwork the dough.
Face is one thing, but why does she want to show off those LEGS??? ouch!
say something nice: she looks great if you don't enlarge the thumbnails
Did she finally look in a mirror and realize she looks like a crack whore??? I think it's time to bag her face up now.
Also, by the white crust in her nose, it looks like she's slamming the snort-ski again. Apparently, she wants it all; not just being a whore, but a coke whore...
GEEZUS... that look on her face is absolutely Whore-iffic. And what's with the "forgetting to put on pants" thing? What's next; forgetting to put on underwear? I guess some people will do anything to try to be relevant again, including acting like a $5 whore.
Someone needs to tell this media whoring slut that SLUTney spears already cornered the market on the "I forgot to cover my coochie"; it's already been done. Move along, there's nothing new to see here...
Emergency MAC intervention please.
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She looks like she'd rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 7:35pm.
I respectfully disagree with a modification. I think shorts are okay, if they aren't short shorts. (But I agree with the miniskirt part). Why can't women over 40 wear a decently-cut walking short? If you're just trying to let your legs get some air in the summer, and you're not trying to look like some sexpot. If you're doing it WASP-style, I think a woman can wear shorts
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because most women regardless of age have fat, short legs and hideous knees! Sorry but they do! i see heaps of teenagers who shouldn't be wearing shorts regardless of length!
I understand the summer comment but honestly there is nothing classy about shorts period
Submitted by cringe: "over 40s should never i repeat never wear shorts and mini skirts! doesn't matter how great your legs are is a fashion no-no ...
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I respectfully disagree with a modification. I think shorts are okay, if they aren't short shorts. (But I agree with the miniskirt part). Why can't women over 40 wear a decently-cut walking short? If you're just trying to let your legs get some air in the summer, and you're not trying to look like some sexpot. If you're doing it WASP-style (longish khakis with a sockless loafer or flat), I think a woman can wear shorts into her old age!
over 40s should never i repeat never wear shorts and mini skirts! doesn't matter how great your legs are is a fashion no-no ...
as for pammy i can't help but like her but she's never read how to grow old gracefully
She was never gorgeous but her makeup always stank. I mean, come on, frosted lipstick over visible pink lip-liner with pancake foundation and drag queen eyes was never hot. I'm not sure what people ever saw in her.
Pretty soon she will be shaving bald and using bad fake accents. Tommy will have to take custody of the kids while she gets treated for "exhaustion"
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
This is actually pretty sad. I mean, even Anna Nicole Smith's make up never looked like THAT and she was a complete mess for YEARS...I don't see Pammy making it through 2009 if she doesn't stop all the partying on a bum liver like that. Just a sad, sad mess...
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First thought to pop into my pea-sized brain when I saw that face was that AmEx commercial with Ellen Degenneres and the raccoon. hee hee hee!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
She looks like a rabid raccoon
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This bitch can give skeletor a run for his money! And I am not talking about Marc Anthony!
When you rely totally upon your looks to get you by...Getting old is a M.F...
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
There really should be a statute outlawing her from showing that ass in public! 60 days on the county for hanging that ass out in public, next!
The Raccoon look is in, Pam not so much..
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
The eye shadow is to cover the crows feet that the over-botoxing can't get rid of.. If she would just stay home and rest herself, she'd look better!
Beat - all to shit! She is giving Canada a bad rap! With that makeup she looks like Daryl Hannah's character in Blade Runner - except ugly!
Never mind Pam. Who's her goofy friend with the Adidas poncho?
THANKS PAM.. You have destroyed the fallacy, Blonds don't have more fun and they surely do age badly.. fake ones at least.. :-)
whoa that is serious eyeshadow
it doesnt work for her at all
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she's obviously getting paid for these public appearances - i mean when was the last TV/movie she's done. although she may get residuals for Baywatch. i'm sure these places that pay for her appearance want the slutty pam.
she better cash in while she can, 'cause she's wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy past her expiration date.
she was stunning in her youth - old age is a bitch, ain't it pammy!
...those are crazy Vicodin eyes....all she needs is a big matted hive and a "Tommy" tat on her titty - to go with her big matted liver...
she's obviously getting paid for these public appearances - i mean when was the last TV/movie she's done. although she may get residuals for Baywatch. i'm sure these places that pay for her appearance want the slutty pam.
she better cash in while she can, 'cause she's wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy past her expiration date.
she was stunning in her youth - old age is a bitch, ain't it pammy!
Submitted by TalkingWithTami on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 5:18pm.
Damn Pamela where is Alexis Vogel
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Damn Pamela where is Alexis Vogel when you need her lol? She used to do her makeup. Your loosing cool points fast!
That face! I'm not being catty but I just never thought Pammy was 'beautiful' even when she was young and healthy. She was cute and had the 'girl next door' thing going for her but I never thought of her as a breath-taking classic beauty by any stretch.
The thing that truly baffles me about Pam is that her tiny little nose drooped so horribly? I come from a bunch of pug-nosed folks and our noses never do that shit. Just strangeeeeeeee.
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Another one of Dot's Dlisted cooking tips for da holidays: If you like carmelized sweet onions but they aren't in season or you can only afford the regular big boiling onions...then just chop up your non-sweet onions and cook them down with about an 1/8 cup of white sugar and a little bit of cooking oil. Slowly simmer them until the get carmelly. Also, if you keep your onions well-ventilated in the fridge the 'cold' will keep your onions from making you cry.
Carmelized onions are a great condiment for all kinds of meats. :)
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I'm still trying to find a good technique for making a flaky pie crust. I'm going to try my Cuisinart this year and see if that works. The most simple, mundane thing like pie crust is torture to me because I just haven't gotten it down pat. It's always hit or miss for me. Tough pie dough can literally RUIN a good pie filling.
Happy Holidays!
Good grief her bosoms are LUMPY!!!
i bet she's doing her own makeup now. it used to be flawless.
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...I can't stop focusing on those 6 inch long monkey toes in the too small shoes....and yes, let's paint them white to further call attention to their weirdness....could it be a side effect from the boob jobs or botox or face fillers?....just wondering cause many of these cookie cutter horz have these same simian digits...hmmmm....
She can no longer pull of this look. But if she darknened her hair a bit, stopped tanning, grew eyebrows and wore more clothing, she could still be an attractive older lady. I hope she will not be dressing this way when she's 60.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
I saw Sunset Boulevard recently and a line from it comes to mind when I see these pictures:
Joe Gillis: "Norma, it's alright to be 50. There's nothing wrong with 50 as long as you don't try to make it look 25."
'Nuff said
Louise, I'm totally feeling the slutty panda thing, but since raccoons are more "common" I'll stick with that.
Pammy looks like a "common" slutty raccoon.
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So what's with the green chola-esque brow action going on in the 4th thumbnail?
If a strict vegan diet makes you look like that eventually...please pass the steak. Seriously! I cannot understand these women who can see the same pictures as everyone else and still parade around with no pants. Girlfriend, your legs are lumpy. Buy some jeans. And wear them.
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Holy hell!! Now Pammy here is a worthy acid attack recipient. She has some mean chola brow game though... Bitch needs props for that.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Oh Jesus, she looks like the Undertaker!
They need to call in Kim & Aggie to clean that face.
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 3:20pm.
She looks like a slutty raccoon.
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I was thinking slutty panda, but either way it's not a good look.