It's Pete The Purple Squirrel!!
Naw, you aren't having an acid flashback. This squirrel is actually purple and his name is Pete. Pete the purple squirrel has become a local celebrity at the Meoncross School in Stubbington, Hampshire since he made his first appearance a little while ago. The teachers and students have gotten somewhat close to Pete to see how he got his purpley coat. One teacher said it doesn't look like it's paint, because Pete's entire coat is purple. It's not just in patches.
The Daily Mail got the advice of some animal expert. TV wildlife host Chris Packham said Pete has been hanging out in a building where old ink cartridges are kept. Because of this, he thinks Pete probably chewed on some purple cartridges and then licked himself with it.
Chris said, "Squirrels will chew anything even if it's obviously inedible. He is unlikely to have fallen into paint because that would probably have killed him. I imagine he'll return to his normal grey by spring when he moults."
What the hell kind of stupid reason is that? There has to be a better explanation on why Pete looks like one of Grimace's beady beads. Maybe he fell into my abuelita's hair dye? Or maybe he was in Los Angeles partying with Brit Brit. I'm sure too much PURPLE DRANK will fucking turn your ass purple. Wait. When did Robert Pattinson cut down his magical forest? I think I may have seen a purple squirrel bouncing around in there once or twice....
Whatever the reason is for Pete's purple coat, he's still magically precious. I'm sure he shits blueberries and pisses grape soda pop.
He looks like he's got plenty to eat! lol..
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can i have it.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 4:42pm.
When I lived in Allentown, PA USA (for our international sluts) my friend Scott was able to do this cute little squirrel call.
SWEAR TO G*D. When he would do this little "call", the squirrels would come up to like Noah was passing out tickeys for the Ark.
When did you live in Allentown? I live about 45 min. north of there.
Topic? I want a purple squirrel!
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squirrals are evil! they have killer eyes!
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awesome chola Edward!!! ;-)
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She looks like she'd rather be getting a pap smear from Freddy Krueger.
Prince will adopt him.
This is going to give Norwood Young some bad ideas....
When I lived in Allentown, PA USA (for our international sluts) my friend Scott was able to do this cute little squirrel call.
SWEAR TO G*D. When he would do this little "call", the squirrels would come up to like Noah was passing out tickeys for the Ark.
Glad he was smart enough to have NUTS for them! *Insert comedy styling here!*
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He's purple cause he chewed on ink cartridges? Always a party pooper around ready to burst your bubble. I prefer to think that he's a sweet little freak on nature born of a red mama and a blue papa.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 3:41pm.
How cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute! I love squirrels but my husband says they are a menace to society.
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I reserve that honor for city pigeons and beach seagulls.
There was a baby squirrel at the park the other day looking for it's mom and climbing up people's legs. Everyone was freaked out. It's a fucking cute baby squirrel people chill the fuck out.
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How cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute! I love squirrels but my husband says they are a menace to society.
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Don't surround yourself with yourself; move on back to square.
He totally could have done that to himself. He got into someone's garbage or yard or some scrapyard or something and ate something that turned him purple. I don't think anyone did that to him. he looks pretty wild...
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She must have gotten to the blueberry course into Wonka's three course meal chewing gum.
I'd name her Violet lol
The most interesting animals are always abroad, either England or Asia. All asian cats are smart, judging by youtube. Here we have the fake Montauk freak and Hollywood!!(edit).
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"Everything die-diddly-dies, and that's a factoroonie!"
GiG - "When Squirrels Cry" just doesn't have a nice ring to it...
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"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
Damnit. Now it's in my head:
"Purple Rain, Purple Rain...."
It's Prince!
ok that squirrel will start a fashion trend in the animal kingdom. next wolves, coyotes and bears will want the purple coat. one way of not getting hunted dwon for their valuable coats. good thinkin secret squirrel(my fav toon ;)
last thumb:"back off mofo fo sho!"
"Hey santa...santa
If you hear me wont you hurry
Bring my baby tonight"
it's the Antichrist.
end of story.
I bet Pete felt like such a dumbass once he figured out what he'd done.
The Purple Squirrel sounds like a 60's mod nightclub that Twiggy might have frequented.
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
Submitted by Wyle E on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:28pm.
Hi Green is Good,
It looks my cat might pull through but I wanted to let you know I was still thinking of you and your kitty this week.
Icanhascheezeburger has been good this week for some cat therapy.
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Wyle E, ICHC had been my therapy these last two weeks. Glad you kitteh is pulling through. It sucks when your pet is sick.
Me and Mr. GIG have been weepy, snot lockers. Still having trouble not looking around for our "Little Old Man Boo" cat.
Thanks for the shout out, Wyle E! Right back at you!
On topic: That's a cute purple squirrel. MK, No cold hearts around here, ya big softy!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:41pm.
Wyle E,
Unfort, due to overcrowding, some places charge a surrender fee or just close their doors to owner surrenders.
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Oh... of course. I didn't think of that.
Poor animules!
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"They are swimming around all fast-like, trying to find ice pops, slapping each other with their fins and making crackhives for their heads out of seaweed.", MK.
I'll bet you I know what's on Sharon Stone's Christmas list this year.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Off topic:
The nerve of some people, expecting me to do some actual work this week....
Still off topic:
This vid is too cute (SFW):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Clarisse - I have a similar story, we got a turtle last year for big D. Well, the upkeep of said turtle is a major pain in the fucking ass. Move forward to present day.
Our ever curious cat kepts jumping up on the dresser where the turtle tank was, knocking over the heat lamp. Well, we forgot to shut the door to the play room when we went Christmas shopping a couple weeks ago. After being gone for 5 1/2 hours, we came home to the house full of smoke and the dresser on fire.
So, that said, the pet store was nice enought to take the turtle back and let her live in their huge turtle habitat they have on display.
Fucking cat was almost strangled by the BH.
Had we been gone 15 more minutes, the house would have been on fire.
UGH! Merry Fucking Christmas.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:45pm.
If licking yourself resulted in acquiring the color of the last thing you chewed on Paris hilton would have the complexion of cock
---Doesnt she already?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:40pm.
Licked himself... how the fuck does one go about licking ones forehead?
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Like a cat does. They lick their paws then they wipe their paws across their forehead. Not as efficient as the direct licking approach but it gets the job done.
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"They are swimming around all fast-like, trying to find ice pops, slapping each other with their fins and making crackhives for their heads out of seaweed.", MK.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:40pm.
Licked himself... how the fuck does one go about licking ones forehead?
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I dunno, but if one can do it, that person has NO trouble finding a date! LOL
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If licking yourself resulted in acquiring the color of the last thing you chewed on Paris hilton would have the complexion of cock
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Wyle E,
Unfort, due to overcrowding, some places charge a surrender fee or just close their doors to owner surrenders.
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Licked himself... how the fuck does one go about licking ones forehead?
Ahahahahahaha aww that poor drunk squirrel's world is spinning. Just say no, kids.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Folks are always on about how pigeons are nothing but flying rats.
They got nothing on the grossness of squirrels, a rat with a fluffy tail.
Unless they're purple. Then they're adorable.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:33pm.
Isn't having a surrender fee at an animal asylum kind of counterproductive?
I thought the idea was to *encourage* people to take their animal to the asylum.
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Wyle E Coyote
"They are swimming around all fast-like, trying to find ice pops, slapping each other with their fins and making crackhives for their heads out of seaweed.", MK.
I see when launched, squirrels use their tails for balance just like a cat.
Not that I've launched a cat.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:31pm.
I'd be happy too:) I could use a mini project about now...
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Yay, thanks angel! I hope jiggy's still here...
On Topic: I agree: somebody had to have done that to him.
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
People rant.
Phone rang. Someone bought a pet rat for their kid, kid bored, rat needs to go. Unwanted animal...call Clarisse. Will I take it? No? Humane Society? You have to pay a surrender fee. Cheaper just to let the rat go outside. STUPID FUCKIN PEOPLE!
Ok.
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:28pm.
Hi Green is Good,
It looks my cat might pull through but I wanted to let you know I was still thinking of you and your kitty this week.
Icanhascheezeburger has been good this week for some cat therapy.
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Wyle E Coyote
"They are swimming around all fast-like, trying to find ice pops, slapping each other with their fins and making crackhives for their heads out of seaweed.", MK.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:28pm.
This is probably somebody's pet, and he's turned purple from whatever medicine they gave him.
Same thing happened to this Polar Bear:
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/2353112/detail.html
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"The 14-year-old bear suffers from dermatitis."
Um so how do polar bears in the wild deal with this kind of "disease"?
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Submitted by The C word on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:28pm.
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@angel_i: naw, Jeffro was just kidding. BTW, jiggywiddit and I were hoping you might 'cholarize' Robert Pattinson's eyebrows to go with his new hair.)
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I'd be happy too:) I could use a mini project about now...
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OK - its a way even coat of whatever it is....maybe he was a biological experiment and escaped.....glowing cats anyone???
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:23pm.
I dont even want to make another comment about animals lol but um squirrels lickthemselves EVERYWHERE? How can he have had so much ink on his tongue to cover his entire body?
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Yeah, man. And so evenly, right? He turned himself purple. He's fucked. Maybe they told that to the kids so they wouldn't cry.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:24pm.
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST WATCHED THE SQUIRREL LAUNCHER!!!!!!
*shocky face*
*dies laughing*
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I know M.E....it's SO bad but I couldn't help laughing either!!
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@angel_i: naw, Jeffro was just kidding. BTW, jiggywiddit and I were hoping you might 'cholarize' Robert Pattinson's eyebrows to go with his new hair.)
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
This is probably somebody's pet, and he's turned purple from whatever medicine they gave him.
Same thing happened to this Polar Bear:
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/2353112/detail.html
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:21pm.
click the last thumb. His head and face are purple.
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Yeah he's kind of purple on his forehead too isn't he?
We tie-dyed our dogs tail with vegetable dye once. She was white and I was about 6 I think. Poor dog was mortified.
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Wyle E Coyote
"They are swimming around all fast-like, trying to find ice pops, slapping each other with their fins and making crackhives for their heads out of seaweed.", MK.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:14pm.
Submitted by The C word on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:12pm.
For your viewing pleasure...
Drunk Squirrel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q
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LMFAO, C Word! If you turn the volume up, you can hear the squirrel say "ooohhhh seeeexxxyyyy giiiiirrrrllllfrriieeeennd!!!"
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Aw - I had to see it for that.
But BOO HOO! AGAIN! They're lucky that squirrel din't die of a heart attack. Why din't they say something reassuring? Or give it water? Crazy ass hoomans!
PS. When does he say that - I can't hear it...or am I really just that gullible?
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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST WATCHED THE SQUIRREL LAUNCHER!!!!!!
*shocky face*
*dies laughing*
I dont even want to make another comment about animals lol but um squirrels lickthemselves EVERYWHERE? How can he have had so much ink on his tongue to cover his entire body?
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