Monday, December 22nd 2008
Where Will The Unicorns Frolic?
Robert Pattinson's magical forest has been mowed down! This tragic incident has left dozens of unicorns, fairies and toadstools homeless. They temporarily set up home inside Princess Zac Efron's perfectly manicured dick bush, but it's just not the same. I mean, the top of Robert's hair doesn't twinkle the way it used to.
There has to be a good reason for this. Maybe he donated his enchanted locks to scientists so that they can use it to find the cure for cancer or something. Or maybe Robert was getting sick of crazy fangirls pulling out his hair in chunks and then running away into the night. Yeah, probably the latter.
Here's the unicorn abandoner arriving at Heathrow Airport this morning.
Who is Edward Cullen? is that his character or something? I dont give a rats fucking ass about what role he plays. I havent read a twilight book and I havent seen the movie and dont have the foggiest fuckin idea what its about except they are vampires. I just think he is so damn hot and am down to watch anything he stars in. Shit, i will watch it w/ the mute button on if I dont like the movie. I dont care. I just wanna look at him. Calm down Dani. Shit, talking about how great he is on the inside and shit over a haircut. Who gives a fuck? Oh u do. Not me.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
He probably got tired of all those girls jumping on his back trying to touch his hair
i think he looks just fine both ways and its just hair it will grow back and besides it shouldnt matter what he looks like on the outside and i think most of u just liked edward cullen not robert pattinson. so grow up!
I think he looked a lot better before..with all the hair.
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He is so fugly (throws up). Those creepy creepy eyes *shudder*.
CEDRIIIICCCCC, what have you done/!??!?!?!?!
i think he's more cuter now.
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Wha...what? No. No No no NOOO! Wtf Robert!? Come on! Your filthy dirty messy magical hair was sooo fucking hot. Why did you waste the pretty? Dammit.
I'd still fuck the shit out of him. Until I was dead.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
GOOD GOD HE IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 9:09pm.
It's a hickey, silly. He's a sex machine, can't you see?
No, I can't see that, but I see I misspelled "hickey" (it doesn't come up a lot). Did you hear his folkie tune?
I prefer the long, dirty hair, but hes still a hottie!
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 9:23pm.
Truly? I don't see any similarity. Shia looks 12 to me, even with the facial fuzz. The GQ cover was almost sorta hot though.
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meh.
i prefer that shia guy. both similar looks.
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Aww no magical forest? Actually its a bit of an improvement, he looks more manly and less girlyboy.
*staring at main pic*
*crush developing*
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 5:11pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 3:29pm.
Is that a hicky or a muerte tatt?
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It's a hickey, silly. He's a sex machine, can't you see?
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fuck this guy and the whole twilight phenomenon. i do not get it. do not get it at all. what is it about this ghastly puny thing that has girls squirting their panties?!
Belle-I use the magical forest reference all the time too, but I was talking more about celebrity bloggers more than anything...lol
also his guitar case is identical to mine - grounds for marriage i'd say.
still hot.
yum
delicious
I took the magical forest line, but DID link back to the appropriate post here....that counts, right?
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...and MK, EVERYONE stole your magical forest/unicorn lines about his hair! Every stupid blog and comment I see is about magical forests and unicorns and they don't even quote you, bastards! - halojones
damn, now that the hair's gone, he's kind of fug...all his hot was in his hair. damn! now he's just another skinny white boy...like we needed more of those.
I liked the magical hair better, but he's still way hot......
When I heard/saw that Rob had cut his hair I immediately came over here hoping you would have something to say about it! Thanks for not disappointing! Truly hilarious!
NOOOOOOO.
I didn't see the movie, but I don't get the hype over this dude. He is not all that. **sorry**
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aw, mijo looks like a sexually active Haley Joel Osment now....and MK, EVERYONE stole your magical forest/unicorn lines about his hair! Every stupid blog and comment I see is about magical forests and unicorns and they don't even quote you, bastards! He's still cute, but now he looks 12.
Am I the only one that thought the "Bad" Vampire was hot? Seriously. This guy did nothing for me. Who wants a vampire that "sparkles"?
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 5:26pm.
Oh cool!! Very kind of you. My MS avie is a multi-colored sheep (duh). Thanks.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:14pm.
Go check out my myspace, hooker. He's a-singin' a song he wrote and playing.
Oh, no.... I was afraid of that. Where can I hear it? Or can you get my MySpace from Dee? Thanks.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 3:29pm.
Is that a hicky or a muerte tatt?
He's still fugly, but at least that rat's nest is gone
He's still ugly but he looks MUCH better this way.
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Submitted by Ms. Caligula: "I'll never get the appeal of these girly-boys. At first I thought it must be some sort of teenage girl thing, but when I was a teenage girl my crushes were Val Kilmer & Kevin Bacon, & they were a far cry from this sissy looking emo guy. To each their own, I guess."
Yeah, I'm with you. The closest I ever came to having a crush on an emo boy was River Phoenix for a little while. But he was positively macho compared to these manscaped little douchebag wimps. Not calling this kid one; he's certainly more butch than a lot of them.
The truth is revealed: HE WAS NEVER HOT!
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He totally had a Britney moment. Probably needed more attention. :) I love the new 'do - brings out his gorgeous face!
Is he some kinda actor turned musician type?
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UGH: I'm over this guy already.
OMG! I damn near choked on my sandwich when I saw this! I'd still hit it though..
I'll never get the appeal of these girly-boys. At first I thought it must be some sort of teenage girl thing, but when I was a teenage girl my crushes were Val Kilmer & Kevin Bacon, & they were a far cry from this sissy looking emo guy. To each their own, I guess.
LOL! i've been waiting for this post MK. hahaha poor unicorns. =)
your heart is my piñata.
do people really think radcliffe is cute? i think he has grown up to be pretty fug. he was a cute kid, so i can see why they chose him to be harry.
pattinson, meanwhile, is gorgeous! i love a guy with a great head of hair, twinkle in his eye and a nice smile. his friends aren't so bad either.
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he looks less magical...and less greasy...still not impressed...
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he's cute. i have seen the dude in person. but like samson, his otherwordly beauty lies in his hair. he cut it, it's over.
"to alcohol: the cause and solution to all life's problems."—homer simpson
now he looks more like the average skinny Joe he truly is...nothing special with or without hair. don't see why all the hysteria over an average looking guy with sunken face and wooden acting skills who's in a really crappy vampire flick to boot. There I said it, I am one of the few immune to the so-called magical hair.
Submitted by eszter on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:31pm.
ok, here's for a nerdistic comment:
my only problem with daniel radcliffe as harry potter has always been the fact that his hair's always supernice and jk rowling clearly wrote that no matter what they did to harry's hair it always looked... well, just like robert pattinson's hair!
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Adding to the nerd quota, yep, J.K. Rowling described Harry's hair as "untidy". And a bunch of other messy allusions.
But Daniel Radcliffe is so cute.
With it short, you can see he actually DOES NOT have naturally nice hair.
cedric!!!!!!!
he is so hot!
ok that's enough out of me
your band sounds like someone choking on guitar hero.
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I'd still do him every which way to Sunday
Snowy - it is. I am able to openly admit my love for that oil slathered, fast food lovin', hairy druggie.
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