UGH: Christmas Is On Thursday
These pictures of Xtina and Bat Boy Christmas shopping yesterday reminds me of a couple of things. First of all, don't ever get your haircut like this or you'll look like a rockabilly chola on the short bus. Also, Christmas is basically fucking here and I haven't bought shit! Eff the season of giving!
This past weekend I wasted so many hours trying to buy shit for people, but I suffer from this disease called extreme selfishness, so it's hard for me to purchase crap for others. I could have bought myself a ton of good shit, but I had to keep reminding myself about the task at hand. I basically gave up and decided to drink a few peppermintinis instead.
This is what's going to happen. Come Christmas day, my family will get a ton of gift bags (who wraps anymore?) with pictures of different items in them. I did that shit last year. For example: my sister will open a bag and pull out a picture of the Sex and the City box set with an attached note that says "It's coming!!!" One year I even made a fake coupon with the words "Valid for a $40 gift certificate to American Apparel" on it. My selfish lazy ass couldn't even go out and buy a stupid fucking gift certificate! I'm the worst of the worst.
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She looks like Pink.
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what's up with that hair.
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Your right, screw buying gifts, I live in a huge family so I don't buy anybody shit and if some family member is lucky, I will bless them with my presance for a free meal ( and a free spelling lesson for the kiddies)
I can't look at thumb three without wanting to slap that bottle out of her hand. I CAN'T STAND it when people suck the water from a water bottle and the sound it makes >:/
What's wrong with sipping? For why do peeps need to make everyone around them listen to their slurping/gulping?!?!! Arrrgghhh!
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It makes a lovely toilet bowl cleaner!
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"I suffer from this disease called extreme selfishness" lmao you and most people I know
she should really consider giving her hair a rest from the extensions and the bleaching. it looks really nasty.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:31pm.
Her hair looks like it's about to melt from all the bleaching. I can hear it scream from here!
LOL! I literally wince when I look at Christina's poor, make-up stained, straw helmet.
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Submitted by . on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 6:53pm.
That's the truth! When someone listens and chooses something because of that, is a gift from the heart! Your daughter sounds like a jewel!
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I just can't imagine how damaging it is to your hair to bleach it to an inch of its life. She must get it done weekly because you barely ever see roots and she's not a natural white-blonde.
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LMAO!! Nobody is except for five year olds and Swedes!
I seriously thought that was Pink too! Holy cripes!
MK, the most thoughtful gifts are the most special and precious and being a really good 'gifter' takes a LOT of work and forethought. People that just buy random shit on sale and pass it off as a gift have just wasted their money imho.
My daughter is the bestest gifter EVER. She will remember EVERYTHING I say or hint at and she'll find me some amazing, touching gift that gets me all blubbery because I know she was truly thinking of me when she shopped for me. -And, I am NOT an easy bitch to shop for.
I refuse to go all 'trample' and 'wal-mart' psychosis. I'm cookin' and cleanin' and I'm not going into debt for the holidays. Forgettabowtit.
Bat boy looks like he has a bad case of milk breath
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That womans hair wants some deep conditioner for xmas.
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I think her hair is still long (in back) but pulled into a knot. I just can't imagine how damaging it is to your hair to bleach it to an inch of its life. She must get it done weekly because you barely ever see roots and she's not a natural white-blonde.
Christmas is good in theory. It's all cookies baking, eggnog and roaring fire. When it actually comes it's always a let down. No one ever gets you what you want, you have to plaster that stupid smile on your face and pretend to be thankful. I don't think I've ever had a good Christmas. It's crap.
Well not this year, this year I'm going to tell it like it is. If I think it's crap I'm asking for a receipt. F- people's feelings.
Maybe I'm just pissed because I spent to much money this year?
Is that a... blonde mullett?
And MK, don't feel bad. I went "Christmas Shopping" a couple of weeks ago & spent around $600. $450 on myself, & then I used what was left to buy everyone in my family dinky little presents. It's kinda sad, but what can I say? It's the only child in me.
Thanks MK, I thought I was the only selfish person at this time of the year! I hate shopping for others especially with the mobs of idiots in the stores, unless it’s all of me.
Pink?
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I think she looks cute :) and MK you rock with your gift giving!
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I thought it was Pink at first.
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Oh, MK! Here's a picture of a hug and a kiss to make your cold, black heart feel better!
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
plaid flannel shirts, mullet haircuts and baseball caps...hmmm are we sure those are Xtina and Batboy and not a couple of gayelles at the Home Depot parking lot in Kentucky?
this is the best i've seen her look in a long time
i like your gift-giving methods :-D
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I unfortunately suffer from the same condition, dont feel bad just get yourself as much good sh!t as you can get !!! Screw everyone, they dont deserve anything anyway, I went Christmas shopping over the w/e and scored myself a new IPOd AND a new Blackberry and I dont care !!! Merry Christmas to me dammit !!
does this not just give you the Christmas spirit??? or is it just gas??
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Why be difficult when Santa is bringin' me a huge bag of impossible!!
jiggy - LMAO! Naw, my SIL would be offended.
My MIL and SIL watch both kids every week. So it has to be a GOOD thank you.
I'm checking local day spa's for facial pricing, or massage. Whatever is more affordable.
Sorry but that looks like cheap wrapping paper...like you could get at Wallmart for 99cents...
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:57pm.
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Wowee! That's awesome! Exciting to think that we could eventually meet one day given how close we are.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:56pm.
Booze would be appropriate.
That is my preferred payment on the rare occasion I babysit.
Paid in advance I might add. ;-)
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Don't threaten me with a good time, Vince! You bring the nuts and I'll bring the thongs!
Sibsi,
Yep! NE Ohio! Where the weather is fine, if you're a fucking moose.
lizzieb,
*tee hee* Um, ask Mr lizzieb in about two weeks!! I keeeed I keeed!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:48pm.
I get attached to members of our little family here (including yourself), and miss them when they go AWOL.
Hope DAE didn't get banned. She was super-nice in a non-saccharine way.
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Don't threaten me with a good time, Vince! You bring the nuts and I'll bring the thongs!
Damn, I was wrong, I have to get somehting for my MIL and SIL as a "thank you" for watching my kids 2x a week.
*sigh*
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:49pm.
lizzyb,
The entire cast, outside of Cruise, is BRILLIANT! Nighy, Stamp, Izzard, Branagh, Wilkinson...
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you have a soft spot for English men.
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Clarisse & christine the hoff, are you both in NE Ohio?
And re: X-mas gifts, I actually found some good sh*t over the VD in Cuyahoga Falls O_0
lizzyb,
The entire cast, outside of Cruise, is BRILLIANT! Nighy, Stamp, Izzard, Branagh, Wilkinson...
I will rent it, inspite of Tom. I hate myself for that.
*hangs head in shame*
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Hell is gone and heaven's here
There's nothing left for you to fear
Shake your ass come over here
Now scream!
jiggywiddit yes I was wondering the same thing re DAE
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I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
I like giving and getting gifts too but not being forced to do it. During the year, if I see something a friend or family member will like, I buy it for them. I have no problem with birthday gifts. But at Christmas, people seem obligated to buy gifts, and often end up buying crap that no one really needs or wants.
Where is DreamyAguileraEyes??
Have I missed something??
This is not a good look for Xtina.
Wonder what one gets a batboy for Christmas? Fruit?
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Don't threaten me with a good time, Vince! You bring the nuts and I'll bring the thongs!
Ugh, excuse me while I barf. GD See's Candies!!!
On Topic, I don't care about batboy or chichi woman.
This year was the easiest for me shopping wise. We are only buying presents for OUR kids. No pressies for the adults. WOO HOO!
Oh, and the bitch hub, I ordered online. I gots to wrap it still....
So, let me see if I have this figured out. Are you saying you aren't getting me the ShamWow for Christmas?
I'm pretty lazy and selfish also when it comes to Xmas shopping. Everyone gets gift cards. And nowadays almost every store website let's you buy them online and they send them to you. So in 15 minutes flat I can get my shopping done without ever getting off my butt. Perfect.
But.Seriously.Folks,
I don't like kids so....now, if he adopts some Shiba Inu pups....
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Hell is gone and heaven's here
There's nothing left for you to fear
Shake your ass come over here
Now scream!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:27pm.
Cheers! Well colour me shocked. I thought Christmas would put one and all in the Nazi movie mood. This film stinks to high heaven, I cannot wait for it to die on its arse. Poor Eddie tho'- he should not be tarred with this brush.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:10pm.
Some Jewish folks do celebrate both Hanukah and Christmas. Especially those who marry a non jewish person.
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Indeed!
And LOVE CARROTTOP, that is the first thing I noticed, like she's sucking in her cheeks to look as emanciated as Posh. WTF?
Hof, Clarisse...what the hell does Tommy Girl have to do to win your love?? To win everyone's love? Why? Doesn't? Anyone? Love? Him? Anymore?
You leave him with no choice. Operation Kill Katie is now in effect. You have to love a widower with a toddler, don't you? Don't you?
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Hah, looks like P!NK! Bad accident...
SWEETASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! How are you, my friend?
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Snowy
could our wishes for cruise to fade into the woodwork be finally coming true??????
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Snowy!
Eddie is an inspired choice! Someday, Eddie will be president of the world!
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Hell is gone and heaven's here
There's nothing left for you to fear
Shake your ass come over here
Now scream!