Monday, December 22nd 2008
Everybody Run!!!
Brit Brit is back behind the wheel of a working automobile! And no she isn't pretending to drive in her own garage! She's actually driving on the street. The paparazzi better start wearing full fucking body armor, because the pap-smearer is back on the road!
In Brit's propaganda video "Buy My Record," she weeps about how she misses driving, so it was nice of Daddy Spears to let her play big girl driver even though all our lives are at risk.
You can't tell from these pictures, but Daddy Spears attached a leash to the back of her car, so she doesn't go off too far. That shit is a little comforting.
And Brit needs new sunglasses. Those things belong on a cigar-smoking, child touching, pepaw flasher from the 70s. Not on our little Cheetoling.
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Looks like a huge blister on her thumb, wonder how she managed that!
i was hoping for a xmas version of those halloween pumpkins she had before.
and her upper lip is starting to look very trout-like.
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She's so ugly and has a linebackers neck,
Submitted by Jbo on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 4:06pm.
I'm pretty sure I saw some critters running around in that weave of hers....
I semi expect to see fruit flies coming out of her ass and ears for some reason - she just looks so dirty and smelly....
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Even the fruit flies reject her rank ass.
I checked TMZ.
Bitch hasn't killed anybody.
Yet.
I'm pretty sure I saw some critters running around in that weave of hers....
I semi expect to see fruit flies coming out of her ass and ears for some reason - she just looks so dirty and smelly....
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 3:56pm.
@angel_i:
O no Jeffro - something is o so right! Signs that Daddy Spears maintains control...right for the fellow motorists and pedestrians, that is. For the rest of us it kinda sucks ass.
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True...although it's obvious she connected the seat belt and then got in and sat on it...and she's wearing shades at night.
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I know, I know...she got a little taste of freedom and she gots to act like an asshole about it - that's just how Britney rolls, Ese. But I'm SO sure her Daddy picked those glasses cuz she can actually see through them. And I betcha she's right pissed about it too;p
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@angel_i:
O no Jeffro - something is o so right! Signs that Daddy Spears maintains control...right for the fellow motorists and pedestrians, that is. For the rest of us it kinda sucks ass.
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True...although it's obvious she connected the seat belt and then got in and sat on it...and she's wearing shades at night.
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"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 3:49pm.
Something's wrong here...
-Her mouf is closed.
-There's no sign of a phone.
-There's no sign of a frapp or cheetos.
-The 'cover my whole face' glasses have been replaced by HoHan 70's streetwalker shades.
-Sanjaya is riding shotgun.
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O no Jeffro - something is o so right! Signs that Daddy Spears maintains control...right for the fellow motorists and pedestrians, that is. For the rest of us it kinda sucks ass.
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Something's wrong here...
-Her mouf is closed.
-There's no sign of a phone.
-There's no sign of a frapp or cheetos.
-The 'cover my whole face' glasses have been replaced by HoHan 70's streetwalker shades.
-Sanjaya is riding shotgun.
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"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
Twatney looks SO annoyed at this totally unscheduled paparazzi intrusion!
"Dang, these photo-snappers are so annoying y'all!"
Bitch, please. Nobody is buying your bullshit.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:26pm.
She got lip injections again
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Her top lip looks like the fat edge of an anorexic pork chop.
Jeffro!
That's been you!?!?!? Get outta my head man!
"Flash the next car." Sure....
"Have one more drink." Sure....
"Ask the company pres if he ever flew coach." Sure...
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 3:15pm.
Jeffro,
My "sublimimal Jeffro"? Lawd that could get me in all sorts of trouble!!!!
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LOL. The stuff I post here barely scratches the surface of my twisted mind. :)
Every sarcastic remark that runs thru your mind but don't say...that's me.
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"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:26pm.
She got lip injections again
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I noticed that too. She's haggard looking - I don't think she's ever gonna get that freshness back.
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Jeffro,
My "sublimimal Jeffro"? Lawd that could get me in all sorts of trouble!!!!
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
No way is this drugged-up, dancing Dumbo Ears twat going to be aloud to drive with her kids IN the car. That would be the height of insanity.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:37pm.
Jeffro,
Why do you think i picked an engineer, silly?
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You'll think so if you're hot&heavy and your sublimimal Jeffro starts chirping at ya. LOL
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"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
Jeffro,
Why do you think i picked an engineer, silly?
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
She got lip injections again
her lips are chapped, but they look fuller...are her lips always like that? they have a nice shape.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:15pm.
Jeffro,
I'm thinking I might take that new dude from Engineering. If things go well I might be showing him my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Getcha some, Clarissey!
But don't think it got past me that he's an engineer like Yours Truly...would he mind if you called him Jeffro? LOL
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"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
Jeffro,
I'm thinking I might take that new dude from Engineering. If things go well I might be showing him my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:00pm.
Jeffro,
Is your avie sticking his tongue out at me???
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it's either his "war face", or "O" face...make a wish! LOL
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"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
I got inside info on this early on and moved across the Atlantic, in London for about a week, until she get's arrested for god knows what, then I'll move back!!!
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Hire. A. Chauffer.
Jeffro,
Is your avie sticking his tongue out at me???
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Hell is gone and heaven's here
There's nothing left for you to fear
Shake your ass come over here
Now scream!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:51pm.
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*little sock monkey hug & BIG smooch* Mewwy Cwismas!! Uh...I used the Febreeze as perfooom! LOL! *deep sniff* mmmmm....me lurves it!
ON T: I guess Papa Spears bought Shitney a new friend for Xmas.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:31pm.
A couple of days ago I left you a full spray bottle of Febreze for Christmas. Can't remember which post.
Don't drink it. It's to freshen your hamper.
xo
Er, not that your hamper isn't already fresh. You knowwhaddamean.
xo
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Don't threaten me with a good time, Vince! You bring the nuts and I'll bring the thongs!
MK, please give me the FREE Christmas gift of NO MORE BRITNEY posts evah.
The ultimate free, lazy gift that would make merry my heart.
xo
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Don't threaten me with a good time, Vince! You bring the nuts and I'll bring the thongs!
Twatney, watch the fucking road.
Yes, folks - she's already got a ticket. Just goes to show how people go out of there way to improve themselves when you give them a free pass for every mistake they make.
And you know -I'm the kind who believes in being gentle, fersure. But accountability is a must, OBVIOUSLY.
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awesome, Clarisse, thanks!
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"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
Oh noes.
Maybe somebody will get her a vag-o-plasty for christmas.
Stoney - yep. She is too stupid to live.
"Look Pa I'm on my meds so I can drive now, see how nice I turns the steering wheel...weeee!" I can't wait till she starts mowing down small children or the elderly!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:20pm.
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*jumping off hamper into your arms* OMG! You just made my day! Hilarious! I have those elves' shoes! *back to wrapping Cwismas cwap*
ON T: If you ain't gonna wear the makeup...at least fix the hair, Shitney. Fuck.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:20pm.
Priceless. ;^D
oh lemme guess, all the Britards across the land will praise her for yet another big step in her "recovery".
Yes, DRIVING, marvelous indeed.
So, no baby seats, huh?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Kinda like the first time she took the kids out of state on one ended up in the ER. She really is too stupid to live.
Stoney - yes. Last week she parked at the dance studio, in a fire lane. Got a ticket for it.
DUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
I guess she thinks the rules don't apply to her.
WAIT. SHE ALREADY GOT A TICKET?!?!?!
has she ran anyone down yet? that's all I want to know.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
OMG OMG OMG!!!
I almost pissed m'self!!
Turn your speakers up my little elves!!!
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Hell is gone and heaven's here
There's nothing left for you to fear
Shake your ass come over here
Now scream!
Yeah a cheeto post at lunchy times!!!
*upsnaps mom jeans*
*dons helmet*
It won't be working for long.
It is so freaking cold up in here that my gas lines froze, so now I gotta go and figure out what to do about it. I just thought I'd check is and say 'HAI HORZ'!
We're a couple of misfits
But we smoka the good shit
Your weave's as busted a Brit-Brit's
Why don't we fit in?
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"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
Jeffro!
Sing it with me now...
We're a couple of misfits
We're a couple of misfits
What's the matter with misfits
That's where we fit in!
We're not daffy and dilly
Don't go 'round willy nilly
Seems to us kinda silly
That we don't fit in.
We may be different from the rest
Who decides the test
Of what is really best?
We're a couple of misfits
We're a couple of misfits
What's the matter with misfits
That's where we fit in!
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Hey Clarisse, how about we both be independent together? :)
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Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.
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