Gold Digging Guy's New Millionaire Piece!
Guy Ritchie is quickly becoming the hardest-working gold digger in the game. Guy was just awarded a huge mountain of beautiful cash in his divorce settlement from Vadge, but that's still not enough for him! Guy is reportedly back on the hunt and may found his next bag of money! The London Telegraph says that Guy might be romancing millionairess Jemima Khan.
Jemima inherited mounds of money from her billionaire daddy when he went off to the after life. She married Pakistani cricket player Imran Khan in 1995 and popped out two of his kids. She divorced his ass in 2004. Since then, Jem (let's call her that) has dated Hugh Grant.
A source said that Guy and Jem have become really close. Earlier this month, the two showed up to Matthew Freud's (some pr-type) dinner party together in London. This past weekend, they were back at Matthew's house for his Christmas party.
Guy might be a gold digging genius. Now is the perfect time for him to find his next winning lottery ticket. Guy can easily play the "I don't need your money, I have my own" card on Jemima. I think I just jizzed in my pants at the thought of Guy's plan.
Or maybe Guy is with Jem because it's refreshing to stick your peen in a vagina that won't try to castrate you.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:47am.
Hold the phone!?! You can buy a Brit?? I want one for Christmas!!!
I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Clarisse! Wanna smell my fangers?
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Submitted by loozer on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:43am.
Looks like Guy is following my advice and stayin' away from one-legged women named Heather.
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He's only been separated for a month. Give him another couple of weeks.
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Hold the phone!?! You can buy a Brit?? I want one for Christmas!!!
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So self aware, so full of shit
So indecisive, so adamant
It's impossible for me to wish anything bad on Guy. He was married to fucking Vadge for christ sakes, he deserves to have some fun.
Euphemism of the day: Jemima's wealthy parents had "polyamorous" marriages. That sounds so much better than "fucked around."
She's hwatter than Vadge.
And can buy and sell Vadge, so HAH VADGENATOR!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Seen around London on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:36am.
British boys are like that. I had one try with me. He thought I had loads of money as I told him I hung with bands. So he dropped his life in England and moved over here to be with me. Found out I wasn't rich and dumped me soooooooo fast. I know many people that this has happened to. If I did have money I sure as shit wouldn't get mixed up with a Brit again.
Chantelle ? Is that you ?
Looks like Guy is following my advice and stayin' away from one-legged women named Heather.
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
She isn't that great but better than Vadge.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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if i were a guy and my name was...guy i would give this girl a try--i know some are saying she looks trannyish but at least it's not that joker lookin' person!
Submitted by aquarius on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:31am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:22am.
ITA. He and A-Rod definitely have the same "type".
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Yeah. Peener owners.
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British boys are like that. I had one try with me. He thought I had loads of money as I told him I hung with bands. So he dropped his life in England and moved over here to be with me. Found out I wasn't rich and dumped me soooooooo fast. I know many people that this has happened to. If I did have money I sure as shit wouldn't get mixed up with a Brit again.
I prefer the term "Saint" when refering to Guy. Lourd(es) knows he earned his 2 bucks. I like Guy. He was the only thing that named madgina human.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:22am.
ITA. He and A-Rod definitely have the same "type". Hugh Grant, too (I always assume he was the guy who got picked up with the tranny hooker, but that was Eddie Murphy.)
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:22am.
Aunt Jemima looks a little manly in the jaw-area. I sense a pattern here Guy, and I'm not sure that 'heterosexuality' is part of it.
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Yes, he certainly has a type.
Submitted by Terri on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:23am.
Yes! she looks like Cindy Crawford and is also said to resemble princess Diana. In fact, in gossip was that Jemima & Diana were secret sisters resulting from Diana's mom fooling around.
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Must be nice to be the pitcher again. Go boy!
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So self aware, so full of shit
So indecisive, so adamant
Manjaw McGinty.
She looks like tons of fun lol
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/09/29/hugh_jemima,0.jpg
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Happy Holidays
Must be quite a refreshing change for him and his peen...LITERALLY!
Hugh was a fool to leave that hot mama. Go for it Guy!
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does she always resemble Cindy Crawford or is it just this photo?
Let him have his fun. He deserves it after the past few years. Sometimes a man needs to prove he has his balls back. Poor fella.
Aunt Jemima looks a little manly in the jaw-area. I sense a pattern here Guy, and I'm not sure that 'heterosexuality' is part of it.
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Submitted by Salem13 on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:18am.
LOL who the fuck names their kid Jemima? I love Aunt "Jemima" brand pancakes thats the only brand we buy and the syrup.
Sadly, the parents of a girl in my daughter's class at school. I cannot imagine being an adult called by this name- or anyone being called that name that isn't a duck.
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*sings* "Glamour and glitter, fashion and fame....JEM!" "Jem is truly outrageous, truly truly truly outrageous...WHOOOOAAA JEM!!"
lol....
She's much purtier than Vadge. Go Guy!
Good morning all my fellow hawt sluts!!! :D
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:19am.
heehee El Bastardo...i guess my fingers are faster than your this morning...though I don;t know why, I am just waking up and having "first" coffee.....
Damn, i've had coffee, breakfast, worked in cold, lunch and now soon dinner. Can i be more awake? :)
Or maybe Guy is with Jem because it's refreshing to stick your peen in a vagina that won't try to castrate you.
Well maybe the vagina is OK but safe, her? I wouldn’t be so sure. She’s famous for her eating disorder and if she was to finally crack and admit hunger whilst on the job – so to speak- he could lose his dick in an even more painful way.
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Guy can do much better than Hugh Grant's leftovers.
mmmmmmmmmm Pakistani cricket players like my sweetie! LOL
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I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Hes boring she can do better.
heehee El Bastardo...i guess my fingers are faster than your this morning...though I don;t know why, I am just waking up and having "first" coffee.....
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she's boring
he can do better
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LOL who the fuck names their kid Jemima? I love Aunt "Jemima" brand pancakes thats the only brand we buy and the syrup.
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
Trivia of the day: yes Matthew Freud is head of a PR empire and great-grandson of Sigmund.
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Jem! She's truly, truly, truly outrageous!
Synergy!
Damn you PSL!
Secooooooooooooooonnndddd!
Firsttttttttttt! Maybe, secooooooooonnnd or even Tuuuuuuuuurrrddddd!
she's hot.
nice upgrade Guy!
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I don't want to be your other half, I believe that one and one make two
- Alanis Morisette "Not The Doctor"