Gold Digging Guy's New Millionaire Piece!

the english do trash so much better than the americans

matthew freud is sigmund's great-great-grandson and lucian freud(the artist)'s nephew. lucian freud (who recently painted kate moss) has always been a busy boy between paintings - he may have as many as forty illegitimate children.

jemma's parents began their flashpoint romance while marrie to others and when finally they married it was only to legitimize the children. she collects pre-raphaelite paintings - the real thing, not copies of, school-of, or painted-to-order. great if you can do it, eh?

Mrs. Kravitz-

Yeah, I would be offended by Provolone if he wasn't so ridiculous. When a guy says he's not a hick because he lives in New York, you gotta embrace the comedy. Personally, I find his/her unapologetic stupidity amusing. It has to be contrived. It's so perfect, I'll even be willing to bet this person is a Muslim activist of some sort.

Have ya'll not figured out yet that Provolone ENJOYS being an asshole?

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How can you call Guy a "gold digger" this man is a "A" list celebrity, just look at all the box office smashes this guy produces and directed. I mean I can list them... uhh.. let me think... one will come to me in a second

You know, I LIKE the name Jemima and have ever since "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang." It's too bad that it has a negative connotation. It's actually Hebrew for "dove," if I recall correctly.

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KEANE- if there's a lot of muslims in your neighborhood then you must live in a shitty part of town ; )
For the person that said im a hick, i live in long island New York. Understand its hard for me to hear the plights of 3rd world people over my central air and inground sprinkler system.

Yes we know the majority of muslims are in asia and africa, blah blah blah your wiki-intelligence blows me away. Yes there are white people that are muslim. We call him Cat Stevens.

KidL. As for my 'reference' to camels I couldn't come up with a animal that inhabits Asia, Africa and the Middle East. Glad your not 'referencing' my stoning of wives comment as being ridiculous. Because its a reality in the religion you defend. Sorry nobody got why I put minorities in parenthesis, as to point out that in the WORLDLY sense they are not. But here in America they are. And thankfully so. Around me I don't worry about cafes blowing up or hotels.

At the end of the day Islam was started by a illiterate warlord who married a child...we call them pedophiles. "But what about catholic priests blah bla blah" Yea we know, but we don't look at them as being prophets. And for the person that said Islam has been around for thousands of years, you might want to look into that again dipshits. And as far as breaking things, "If it ain't broke, break it" words to live by. Sayonara you anti-gay/women apologists. Glad your lab partner in community college Habib changed your outlook on that shit religion.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:47am.

Hold the phone!?! You can buy a Brit?? I want one for Christmas!!!

I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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but are you cheap?

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Submitted by Gabriela on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 4:56pm.

72 mil is probably just, considering Madonna left Guy with an unshakeable belief that a woman's vagina has teeth. I believe the proper name for this pyschological affliction is vagina dentata.

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Vagina dentata.....bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I bet Pam Anderson has vagina dentata, 'cept her pussy teeth are rotten.

I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard

I'm Jem and I approve of this post.

72 mil is probably just, considering Madonna left Guy with an unshakeable belief that a woman's vagina has teeth. I believe the proper name for this pyschological affliction is vagina dentata.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
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Submitted by There I said it on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 3:37pm.
best is to look bored and yawn at everything Provolone said

that's what we usually do!
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I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(

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A famewhore? hmm.. maybe. Madonna is one too so ir was a match made in famewhore heaven, I think. I don't know much about Guy. All I know about him is that he was Madonna's husband for about 10 years, he made Snatch and that's it.

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Provolone,

Many white people do FOLLOW Islam. I love how you can talk shit over the net, but you are probably some overweight, single mother on welfare who lives in hick town with 10 children, and has a fifth grade education, telling people what is wrong with religion, and their specific beliefs when you yourself are absolutely nothing. I can hear one of your children screaming for some food, or did you eat it all?

Submitted by KidL on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 3:51pm.

Better just to ignore you then try and have any sort of reasoned debate with someone as thick as you appear to be.
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Um..yeah. I just like to let him run around on his own and as long as he doesn't break anything it's all good:)

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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:38pm.
. . . I'm not ignorant of Islam. . . Fastest growing?? Maybe I should invest in bee keeper outfits and stoning rocks. Heres my commercial 'Smith & Provolone .45 caliber Stoning Rocks!! Strong enough for a camel, made for a non-subservient wife'

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Actually, you are. You're very ignorant.

Oh, and BTW re: your reference to camels, the Middle East only accounts for 10% of all Muslims in the world. Yeah. That's a fact. You can look it up but I guess someone like yourself isn't interested in facts.

Better just to ignore you then try and have any sort of reasoned debate with someone as thick as you appear to be.

I don't want to have a discussion about Islam. I do appreciate everyone who sees people as people and sees diversity in every single person. Meaning a Muslim is a Muslim but also a woman,doctor,daughter, mother,in her forties,from Africa,black...ETC ETC. But when it comes to Islam people like to talk crap and look at it one dimensional and call it a day. So instead of me contributing to the crap part I decided best is to look bored and yawn at everything Provolone said.

ROFL

Ah, Provolone. Never change, okay? We need more people like you for the revolution.

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Yeah Provolone I didn't actually leap to the conclusion that you were a Christian, I was merely pointing out that saying Islam is a stupid religion is about as stupid as saying Christianity is a stupid religion i.e. very.

"I understand Islam is a religion followed by people considered minorities" - around a billion people in that minority I'd have thought, that's pretty small!

http://www.islamicweb.com/begin/population.htm

Provolone Muslims may be a minority in your town but they are certainly not in the Middle East or even my area of London, in fact there are more of them than anyone else. So that was another pretty stupid comment. My advice to you is to not go around calling a religion stupid when you can't open your mouth without saying something stupid yourself.

Gazing beauty- All religions are followed by people from all walks of life. Thanks for stating the obvious dipshit. I could careless. And as far as it being followed by mostly 'minorities' i mean non-white people. If it was practiced in Iowa you better believe all the college campus liberals would be shitting on it every chance they could get, but because brown people follow it they have to be tolerant of it. Thats my point. And a profound one at that. Fastest growing?? Maybe I should invest in bee keeper outfits and stoning rocks. Heres my commercial 'Smith & Provolone .45 caliber Stoning Rocks!! Strong enough for a camel, made for a non-subservient wife'

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Submitted by Keane on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:03pm.

The 6fth tall blonde was model/tv presenter Tania Strecker. She once said that Madonna "is frightened of me. That's because I am so tall and she is so small." She later had last laughs and married a Rothschild, IIRC.

As the women over-lapped (Tania was Guy's GF when he started seeing Madonna), it's been said before that M trapped him into marriage by getting pregnant.

ubmitted by Provolone on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 2:38pm.

Islam is not the religion of minorities. It is the fastest growing religion in the world, followed by people of all walks of life. You need to read some books, before you talk rubbish about a religion you know nothing about.

So because I call what someone CHOOSES to believe in stupid means I'm ignorant and intensely stupid. Whatever. I'm not ignorant of Islam. Thats how I formed my opinion that its STUPID. Its an informed opinion. I could give two shits if its derivative of Christianity. Kabbalah is derived from that Jewish stuff, does that give it a free pass? Nope. And just because I think so lowly on the muslim faith doesn't mean I'm christian (which you lept to). I understand Islam is a religion practiced by people considered minorities so you have to feign disgust when someone bashes it. That way you could throw around the word 'ignorant' and let your sunday tolerance take up the vacant space left by common sense and intelligence.

And yes its ok for Guy to have kids cause he's a man.

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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"

I didnt know she broke up with Hugh, I was not informed

Keane & KidL: par for the course
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I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(

Provolone - you are showing your own intense stupidity by making such a sweeping statement about a religion. Islam is a derivative of Christianity, so unless you think Christianity is stupid too you better have a re-think. As an atheist I don't believe in any religion but still don't believe the religion is "stupid". I strongly dislike some of the social and cultural rules which have been adopted by followers of Islam along the way and which are misinterpreted by many (both muslim and non-muslim) as belonging to the faith (i.e. that women have to wear the hijab), but that's it. Islam is no more stupid than any other religion.

Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:33pm.
Everything is wrong with some bitch that turned into a muslim and has 2 kids from a previous marriage. Its a stupid religion along the lines of kabbalah. After landing 100million dollars you'd think he could do better.
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Gee, so a religion that has been around for thousands of years and has over a billion followers is being compared to an org. that was set up 20 years ago by a former insurance salesman and sells $10 bottles that claims amongst other things, that it can cure cancer? (Just to be clear, I am talking about the Kabbalah Center not the branch of Jewish mysticism Kabbalah which is acutally legit.) You really are a piece of work and your ignorance of Islam is astounding.

And BTW, Ritchie has 2 kids from a previous marriage or is that okay because he's a man? At least Ms. Khan was married to her boys' father for several years.

Definitely an upgrade!!!

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good for him!!

Submitted by WTF on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:20am.
Guy can do much better than Hugh Grant's leftovers.
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Actually, I was going to say that she could do better than Madonna's slopppy seconds. I don't mind Jemima--she didn't fare too badly in her first marriage to Imran Khan, and despite their divorce, they're still friends.

This is one of Guys' bounce back pussy parties. I, for one, would high five him and buy him a round of drinks.

She's having fun, he's having fun...and Madonna is probably going bonkers because he's not curled up in the fetal position over loosing her.

Cheers Guy. Bang away.

Submitted by Keane on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:03pm.

Quite right. He is a useless Mockney who lived in mummy's money whilst acting the hard man. Why anyone would want him is a total mystery.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 12:04pm.
lizzieb!
Excellent!!!

Given my track record I will be tired of him before the New Years champagne goes flat, so I can send him back in about two weeks!

He's in the post. Please stock up on tea bags, jaffa cakes and non perfumed soap. He likes driving so have a list of errands ready and also fixing things- a pile of broken household appliances will keep him busy for hours. He drives too fast, all the time so save up for tickets and learn to ignore it. Unusually he does not like football so no need to track down ‘soccer’ games but is very fond of chick flicks although he will not admit to this and will pretend to watch them just for you. He can cook but is blind to household dirt. His clothes seemingly have legs so will find their way to the laundry eventually. He is very vain about his green eyes so praise them at lest once a day. He has a very dodgy sense of humour, can never remember the names of actors and will interrupt all films to ask who they are. Anyone who looks even slightly alike ,i.e. has two eyes, a nose and a mouth, will be confused. He will need the BBC or some other advert free TV as advertising is the devils’ work and interrupts his already frail concentration. Do not mention his ex wife or his sister. That should cover it.

Good luck.
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Everything is wrong with some bitch that turned into a muslim and has 2 kids from a previous marriage. Its a stupid religion along the lines of kabbalah. After landing 100million dollars you'd think he could do better.

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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"

Submitted by KidL on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:22pm.

unfortunately for all of us, this cheesy character Provolone, is not as smart as it thinks it is.

C'est fromage.

Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:59am.
Just looked her up on wiki. Converted to muslim and has 2 kids?!?! Guy likes his girls with wacked out religious beliefs and baggage.

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Er, you don't convert to "Muslim", genius. You convert to Islam. Islam is a religion and a Muslim is a follower of Islam.

And BTW, what's wrong with her converting to Islam and having two kids from her previous marriage? Did I miss something? Over 1 billion people in the world are Muslims.

rotten-egg he's not a gold digger he's a famewhore. He basically got with Madonna because she was Madonna, he knew it would catapult him into the A list. He was dating a much better looking and younger blonde at the time who was said to be the love of his life. I forget her name but she later hooked up with Robbie Williams who wrote a song about it with the line "I love you baby but face it she's Madonna" in it. Basically he loved the younger, leggy blonde but couldn't resist the passport to megastardom. He got everything he deserved and more IMO.

While I'm not a fan of Guy Richie and Madonna is a shriveled up old tool, I don't see him as a "gold digger".

Hell, any man- ANY MAN- who can put up with Madonna for more than 10 minutes should be given $1Billion. Personally, I don't think he got that much and you know what? He deserves it!

Madonna is impossible as a human being. And Guy is going pussy crazy because he wasn't getting pussy.

Good for Guy, but I really think he needs a voluptuous 21 year old who loves to drink, fuck and eat junk food. That would be a refreshing change for him after all that Vadginess!

"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight

Hm two recently dumped celebs famous primarily for who they've been in relationships with... sounds like a match made in heaven! They'll have plenty to talk about: how they weren't interesting enough to keep Imran, Hugh, Madonna et al around; how they got cheated on left, right and centre, often with hookers etc etc. Could work! I give it 5 months.

I don't think of Guy as a gold digger, no matter what Maddona's camp wants me to think.

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Looks like Guy will get to screw a woman softer than he is.

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:53am.

Carrottop??
Have they been somewhere new??!?! Hell yes!
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Yes they have, but you have to smell them to find out. Here.

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you go Guy! you dawwwwg. :)

lizzieb!
Excellent!!!

Given my track record I will be tired of him before the New Years champagne goes flat, so I can send him back in about two weeks!

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Just looked her up on wiki. Converted to muslim and has 2 kids?!?! Guy likes his girls with wacked out religious beliefs and baggage.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:47am.
Hold the phone!?! You can buy a Brit?? I want one for Christmas!!!

No need to buy as such. Just give us some chewing gum and nylons and we'll do anything.

PS You can have my husband if you want. Getting on my bloody nerves starting his xmas shopping today and phoning me every ten minutes. You pay P&P and he's yours.

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Good for him then....now he has something soft and supple instead of banging on that old hunk of gristle for the past 8 years
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Why be difficult when I am under the mistletoe of impossiblity!

I've been finding him attractive lately. If we get a bunch of stories next week about how he let the kids watch TV and eat chips and chocolate and such over the holidays, I think he will have offcially won me over.

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Carrottop??
Have they been somewhere new??!?! Hell yes!

El B.,
I will send you a plane ticket...wait...this is not helping my master plan to get to England. I will bring my bazillions over to you!

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Submitted by loozer on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:43am.
Looks like Guy is following my advice and stayin' away from one-legged women named Heather.

hahahahaha. Very funny. That's good advice for anyone.