Mary-Kate Olsen Loves A Good Recession!
While some of you are considering sucking dick in a back alley way to pay your rent this month, Mary-Kate Olsen is skipping through department stores and having the greatest time ever!
Page Six claims the evil troll was in an elevator at Barney's and said this: "It's really sad - the recession is everywhere. But at least they are having good sales. That's where I got this! The recession!"
Not everyone is punching at their overdue bills or climbing down the fire escape to avoid the landlord!! Yes, take comfort in that fact while you're trying to make a hearty soup out of old shoes and ketchup packets.
It's kind of fucking funny in a "I'm going to cry" kind of way that the dumb troll looks hungry and homeless, yet she's one of the lucky ones who gets to take advantage of all these sales. SALES! Seriously, the sales are pretty good. Yesterday, I watched two grouchy memaws fight over some fugly ass scarf because it was like 75% off or some shit. They were screaming for the cops! It was kind of hot. Even if you can't afford to buy shit, you should still go to department stores just to watch all the dumb whores fight over the dumbest shit. It's free entertainment.
Although I am a shopaholic, I am boycotting this evil little troll over Heath Ledger.
That is all.
Selfish little bitch!
what did she do to her face?
Wow, I wonder what color the sky is in her world...
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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
--Jethro Tull
Why does this troll looks so bloated? She's in her twenties for fuck's sake she should look like a fresh morning dew.
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Bye! Good
Is this a new nose on her? I don't recognize it. Maybe her surgeon sold it to her on sale...
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 1:13pm.
If the Troll Hag actually said that, then she should be mowed down by a speeding cab on Park Avenue.
That's if she said it. And you know, she probably did.
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A speeding cab mowing this selfish little cunt down would be grand. I will gladly pay the meter fee.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 12:22pm.
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I had the Farrah Fawcett one. I gave it away to a less fortunate cousin and have hated myself ever since.
On topic: love them Trolls.
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"Everything die-diddly-dies, and that's a factoroonie!"
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 12:22pm.
Michael K, I was at Rite Aid and saw the most amazing gift for you. Do you remember the large Barbie faces that came with makeup? And you would do the hair and make up like a beauty shop? Then you could wipe them off and start over. Does anyone remember this?
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I had that and I was a tomboy, too. I cut the hair into a mohawk, gave her goth makeup and put her on my dad's pillow with the blanket up to the neck when he was gone on duty and my mom woke up to that face. Aha aha haha hahaha! My ass still hurts from that incident....
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 12:22pm.
Michael K, I was at Rite Aid and saw the most amazing gift for you. Do you remember the large Barbie faces that came with makeup? And you would do the hair and make up like a beauty shop? Then you could wipe them off and start over. Does anyone remember this? I never got one becuse I was a tom boy. But Michael K, Rite Aid has a chola head that you put make up on! It even has the arched line for eyebrows! It even looks at you like it is pissed off! Perfect gift.
I had that! and i am sure it is what inspired me to be a hairstylist!! I just got the tinkerbell version for my bf's niece....I wish I would have seen the chola one!
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Happy Holidays
Shopping fights are always awesome,I am going to the "Mervyns we are seriously closing like today sale" where evrything even light fixtures and shit are on sale and I know there are going to be awesome fights.80% off brings out the bitch in people.
Yeah, I gotsa to agree with the troll on this one. Barney's is like 80% off. I got my mother a cashmere shirt for $40. I'm not saying that you should run around saying how great the recession is to perfect strangers, but through the comfort of being anonymous on the internet, my family is going to have a very good Christmas thanks to the recession!
Submitted by 54 on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 12:19pm.
why is it that she's only 21, but looks like an old hag who loves plastic surgery?
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Heh! Always wondered about that.
How can she look so f*cking old for so long?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
The troll hag needs to be kicked in the face for saying that shit. I'm not sure what she does now to have so much money, but someone should take it away from her before she OD's again...
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:17am.
All I want for Christmas is a case of the plague on all these spoiled celebutards. Hell, I don't even want their money, send it to charity. Just rid the world of their black souls.
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Dang, it's so not Christmassy. But from your lips to whatever Gods there are. Smite them!
Klassy, as always.
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If the Troll Hag actually said that, then she should be mowed down by a speeding cab on Park Avenue.
That's if she said it. And you know, she probably did.
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 12:55pm.
Sucking dick only gets you $20 a job, according to COPS. Start selling drugs, it's more lucrative. (you can hear the sarcasm, right?)
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
"While some of you are considering sucking dick in a back alley way to pay your rent this month,..."
is there good money in this and is this recssion proof career choice? i'm weighing my options...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
@Ziggy re: recording myself
I want them to ENJOY the CD! LOL
I use CDs that I have purchased (no downloads)as the source and it is not for resale. I have been doing this for nearly twenty years, only it was cassettes until recently. It is no different than video taping (or DVR) an episode of WWF Wrestling for Grandma to watch or Hello Dolly for your Dad.
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
You know to a certain extent she's right . I purchased a pair of Chloe boots this season for $199.00 and used to cost $1200. In fact I bought a fur jacket from The Row that used to cost $3200 for $1100. So yeah Thanks MK "The recession"
dear mary-kate,
go fuck yourself. that is all.
regards,
skinny fat
p.s. can you send me some money for christmas?
Michael K, I was at Rite Aid and saw the most amazing gift for you. Do you remember the large Barbie faces that came with makeup? And you would do the hair and make up like a beauty shop? Then you could wipe them off and start over. Does anyone remember this? I never got one becuse I was a tom boy. But Michael K, Rite Aid has a chola head that you put make up on! It even has the arched line for eyebrows! It even looks at you like it is pissed off! Perfect gift.
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Oh my Gawd..I can totally relate. I went to Ann Taylor Loft the other day, they priced all their clothes down to a point where I can afford them.
I had to only $40 bucks to spend on clothes. So I was able to buy 4 blouses for 10 bucks each. I had to bring lunch for a few days to compensate my spending.
Does this story count the same for when Ashley finds $2000 blouses marked down to $1800? what a deal!
Uh? Uh?
FUCKING CUNT!! I DON'T THINK SO.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:57am.
Aren't you infringing on any number of copyrights by burning CDs like that?
Why not record yourself singing carols?
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
why is it that she's only 21, but looks like an old hag who loves plastic surgery?
Millions of people are struggling to make ends meet at the moment, with absolutely no sense of job security.
I'm sure that Mary-Kate knows how it feels to be unemployed - the movie roles sure have dried up haven't they? - although I'm not sure that she knows how it feels to be poor.
I wish that I had spent my childhood starring in facile television shows for kids whose parents were too strung out on crystal meth to do any damn parenting.
Then I could live off the sacks of money that I somehow have but in no way deserve and take advantage of economic down turns that are driving people to despair.
WOW MARY-KATE, JUST WHEN I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T BE MORE ANNOYING, HERE YOU ARE, TALKING SHIT.
If I can quote a professor who gave me a wonderful piece of advice whenever I got too far ahead of myself pimping up my findings - PUMP YO' BREAKS WHORE!
I am SOOOO pleased that Mary Kate is finding so many many pretty things in sales - most probably all dead animals - it will really comfort me when I tuck into my cardboard Christmas dinner.
Mary Kate is such a damn cheap skate. Not only does she wear dead animals rather than pay for man-made clothing, but from the rings on her fingers, it also looks as though she digs through the graveyard for tacky costume pieces.
Yeah, I said it.
THE RUGRATS ARE ASHAMED OF YOU!
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Hate her! :)
I am on a budget too. Homemade gifts really come from the heart. I burn mix Christmas CDs for gifts. I also try to find an old family photograph each year and have new prints made for gifts. This year I found one from 1946 and sent copies to cousins and other relatives in their Christmas cards. 19 Cents for the print, 16 cards for a dollar is about 6 cents and 42 cents for postage = 67 cents. The response has been great (favorite gift, etc).
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
I absolutely hate a-holes who are richer than God.
These morons should be required to give a percentage of their income to the homeless, instead of trying to rock their style.
I haven't set FOOT in a mall to shop this year. Screw THAT.
My Christmas gifts this year cost me less than $20 total, 'cuz they're all handmade!! HA!!
I'm poor as fuck, but at least I have personality!
Merry Christmas, Sluts! You know how we do.
P.S. Lexi, that SUCKS. Hang in there!!!!! *Hugs*
El Bastardo,
Ho Ho Ho right back at you my lil Spotted Dick Puddin'!
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So self aware, so full of shit
So indecisive, so adamant
GREAT NEWS!
Viewership for The Hills is down.
Way down!
Original episodes have tumbled 26% in the coveted 12-34 y.o. viewer demographic in the fourth quarter, compared with the same period last year.
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maybe this means all these STUPID PEOPLE will DISAPPEAR!!!!!
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I don't want to be your other half, I believe that one and one make two
- Alanis Morisette "Not The Doctor"
Fuck, I wish catching a good motherfucking sale was the biggest of my worries. I fucking moved this weekend, found out we have a busted water heater so I have zero fucking hot water and our god damn dryer is fucking broke. Oh yeah, and I still have fucking christmas presents to buy. Fuck this fucking holiday. Stupid fucking Christmas. Whew, ok...sorry i feel a little better.
Post something nice....
I will say this, at least she enjoys a good bargain and knows what one is, however, a Sale at Barney's is NOT THE SAME as a sale at Target.
I will be out shopping the day after Xmas, that's the best day to get deals.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
"It's kind of fucking funny in a "I'm going to cry" kind of way that the dumb troll looks hungry and homeless, yet she's one of the lucky ones who gets to take advantage of all these sales."
MK, IT'S CALLED 'IRONY'
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
My 15 year old daughter is too prissy to shop on sale what the hell is a billionaire doing hitting the sale racks?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
"Are women the sloppiest most inconsiderate shoppers or what?? The women's accessory department at Macy's looked like a major thrown down had just taken place. Stuff was all over the floors! However, the men's department was much neater. Women act a fool in the stores, especially when there's a good sale."
So true. I worked at Macys for eight years and although the Juniors departments were always trashed as well, I was surprised as to how the middle aged women were just as bad. My personal favorite was when someone would piss and shite in the fitting rooms...the women's fitting rooms!
Clarisse! My little fruity mince pie!! Ho ho ho!!
Jeffro!
Well done! I must work harder to find somethng you cannot reference in a matter of seconds!
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So self aware, so full of shit
So indecisive, so adamant
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:19am.
Kermit's finger!
Frogs dont have fingers, they have.....i dont know....hooves, flippers?
i am so distracted by how puffy she is! totally pregnant.
I hve a friend who works at Bloomie's, and she said markdowns are unbelievable now. Things that were $700 are now $89.00, etc...and STILL people ask, if it will be less expensive "tomorrow"!
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I don't want to be your other half, I believe that one and one make two
- Alanis Morisette "Not The Doctor"
Shes smilling in that picture because they didn't charge her with anything.
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon,
Are women the sloppiest most inconsiderate shoppers or what?? The women's accessory department at Macy's looked like a major thrown down had just taken place. Stuff was all over the floors! However, the men's department was much neater. Women act a fool in the stores, especially when there's a good sale.
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You are absolutely right. I cant believe bitches get so odious over some shit they wouldnt even buy unless it was on sale.
I've been doing online x mas shopping for a few years now because the last time i went to a department store during this time of year i felt dangerously close to a panic attack. That and possibly getting into some fight with a nasty bitch over some bullshit is not my idea of the holiday spirit.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Loozer!!
Mr Magoo Christmas Carol RULED!!! I am absolutely lookin for that on DVD tonight!
El B.,
As always, you leave my nubbin hummin.
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So self aware, so full of shit
So indecisive, so adamant
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:17am.
What's green and smells like pork?
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Paris Hilton's bunghole?
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Don't surround yourself with yourself; move on back to square.
Submitted by Cindyloo on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:18am.
me thinks it might be the wrong troll?
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:17am.
This midget better hope I don't run into her. I DO hide from our landlord. Most of us are thinking up creative ways to dress up ramen, running room to room with a space heater to save on heating bills, ruining our good clothes by skipping the dry cleaner and this bitch creams her panties over a Barney's Sale? I hate these people. No valuable contribution to society. None.
All I want for Christmas is a case of the plague on all these spoiled celebutards. Hell, I don't even want their money, send it to charity. Just rid the world of their black souls.
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Hear! Hear!
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Don't surround yourself with yourself; move on back to square.
Kermit's finger!
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Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.
-John Cleese, "Monty Python"