Jacko Is Sicko
We already know he's a little sick in the head (aren't we all), but author Ian Halperin also claims Jacko is sick in the body and may be going blind! Escandalo with an exclamation point!
Ian, who just finished writing a tell-all about Jacko, told InTouch (via Fox News) that Jacko is suffering from a possibly fatal lung disease called Alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency. Ian also says Jacko has emphysema and gastrointestinal bleeding. Woe is Jacko! He's already suffering from an awful disorder called TurningIntoTeriHatcher-itis.
According to Ian, Jacko is pretty much blind in one eye and can barely speak words. Ian went on to say, “He needs a lung transplant but may be too weak to go through with it … [But] it’s the [gastrointestinal] bleeding that is the most problematic part. It could kill him.”
So let's just recap all that. Jacko can't breathe, can't speak, is going blind and is turning transparent! This is probably just an excuse for him to get breast implants to "help him breathe," get collagen in his lips to "help him speak again" and get blue eyes installed so "he can see again." It's the final steps in finally becoming the beautiful white woman of his dreams!
In all seriousness, if this shit is true, then this might be the reason he wears all those fancy masks. I thought it was to keep his silly puddy nose from falling off.
Jacko's fight is strong and funky and, so I'm sure he'll pull through all this shit....if it is true.
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Submitted by nancy1990 on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 9:57am.
Such a cuttie.
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If by "cuttie" you mean he's had way too much surgery and looks like his face is made from Silly Putty and Tinker Toys, then yes, he's a cuttie.
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Bother me tomorrow, today I'll buy no sorrows, do do do, lookin' out my backdoor
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******* W e a l t h y D a t e r. c o m****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Wow. Proof, if proof were needed that money and fame are not the be-all and end-all. I still think he is a guilty as sin child molestor but damn, that's a lot wrong for a man in his 40s. Jesus juice not cutting the mustard eh Jacko?
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The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Sick in the head?
Ok, I guess I have a wicked case of the holiday snarkies. :\
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~~not quite a Britaloonie~~
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"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
Everyone can start with the man-crush jabs, but over the weekend I heard Darius Rucker singing 'Winter Wonderland'...you be the judge!
http://www.cmt.com/videos/darius-rucker/327164/winter-wonderland.jhtml?i...
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Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.
-John Cleese, "Monty Python"
wasn´t it a blind item???
**whatever**
Wasn't there a rumour a few months ago that he was dating Pam Anderson?
Jus sayin....
Anyhoo, here's what MJ might look like today without all the plastic surgery:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/lenzyb/michael_jackson-1.jpg
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Wasn't the blindness of a popstar a blind item a few months back? I think the crew here determined it to be 'Meatloaf'.
Dear Jacko: that's what you get when you are a fucking child molestor, is called KARMA, I'll see you in hell. I hope you have a very very painfull death.
I saw ole MJ in Men In Black II last night. Creepy child toucher.
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So self aware, so full of shit
So indecisive, so adamant
That's what you get when you live in a fairy world, I guess. All the same I wish him the best. I've always been sympathetic towards the guy. Good luck Mike!
**Another postcard with chimpanzees*