Monday, December 22nd 2008

Jacko Is Sicko

We already know he's a little sick in the head (aren't we all), but author Ian Halperin also claims Jacko is sick in the body and may be going blind! Escandalo with an exclamation point!

Ian, who just finished writing a tell-all about Jacko, told InTouch (via Fox News) that Jacko is suffering from a possibly fatal lung disease called Alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency. Ian also says Jacko has emphysema and gastrointestinal bleeding. Woe is Jacko! He's already suffering from an awful disorder called TurningIntoTeriHatcher-itis.

According to Ian, Jacko is pretty much blind in one eye and can barely speak words. Ian went on to say, He needs a lung transplant but may be too weak to go through with it … [But] it’s the [gastrointestinal] bleeding that is the most problematic part. It could kill him.

So let's just recap all that. Jacko can't breathe, can't speak, is going blind and is turning transparent! This is probably just an excuse for him to get breast implants to "help him breathe," get collagen in his lips to "help him speak again" and get blue eyes installed so "he can see again." It's the final steps in finally becoming the beautiful white woman of his dreams!

In all seriousness, if this shit is true, then this might be the reason he wears all those fancy masks. I thought it was to keep his silly puddy nose from falling off.

Jacko's fight is strong and funky and, so I'm sure he'll pull through all this shit....if it is true.

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I'll bet it is all a scam to keep the creditors from his door. He owes millions and can't possibly pay so this might win him some sympathy.

I loved dancing to his stuff before he took the crazy train and repeated the abuse he suffered upon innocent children.

That's one thing I'll never be able to fathom. How someone knows firsthand how HORRIFIC it is to be tortured, molested, mentally and emotionally abused and continue that abusive cycle rather than muster up enough internal fortitude to fucking overcome and break that shitty madness.

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i so loved mj back in the day and i don't like to hear about anybody suffering...but it's hard to sympathize with someone who takes advantage of children...
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he'll live forever....well at least his plastic bits will

rmemeber when it was Jacko and Prince in the 80's and we all thought Prince was the extra weird one who would end up in all sorts of craziness.....

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I think he is going to fake his own death

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He turned from a black man to a white anorexic woman so at this point this is just his ploy for a science experiment in which he gets turned into The Invisible Man.

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Aw. So sad. I was looking at Michael vids and even as he became the Freakiest Freak in Freaky Town he was still a superb performer. Everything comes from the heart on that guy. Fucking freak.

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I really don't care ha but I'm happy there's a Michael story so I can say that I love the song he did for Free Willy. Probably just because it's in Free Willy.

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it kinda all fits together. alpha 1 anti-trypsin deficiency affects the lungs and the liver. if his liver was failing or becoming cirrhotic (which is rare in this disease), he would start having esophageal varices which would then blow and lead to GI bleeds. not that i believe any of this.

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I'd like to think that is body is slow disintegrating from all the fear, grief and pain he caused his child victims and the people he's taken money from.

That makes me smile.

Cheers you motherfucker, cheers.

so what? who cares if this douche dies?

This dude has never had a normal life. He probably will die soon. He's looked like fucking walking death for years now. I actually feel sorry for him.

Dea's picture

wasn´t this a blind item (no pun intended)?

**whatever**

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Submitted by Salem13 on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 11:37am.

Ya'll need to stop HATIN' Michael made THRILLER...THRILLER...OK?!

Thats why i DO hate him, Zombie-twat!

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Ya'll need to stop HATIN' Michael made THRILLER...THRILLER...OK?!

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When he has to ' Beat it ' does he have to take a break cos hes out of breath???

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With all the law suits against him right now I call poo on this one,seems fishy.

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Isn't Ian Helperin the guy that writes a bunch of sensationalistic bullshit?

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He is a sick fucker all right but it has nothing to do with his health!

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I don't know how I feel about this.
If he died, it'd be sad because he's a musical legend, but then again, the world can always benefit from one less person who's a threat to boys bum holes.

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this would not surprise me as being true.
Years ago, I would have felt very sad for him, but no more.

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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:58am.

Maybe. I dunno. But I am repeating accurately what this guy said (they gave his name and lengthy credentials, but I was too busy texting as I drove).

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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:52am.
I was listening to some famous plastic surgeon on the radio this weekend. He said that noses are the hardest surgery to get right and that docs have learned lately not to try any major modifications to noses. I guess the cartilage and poor blood circulation are problems, and the skin doesn't grow back in predictable ways.

---Really? arent nose jobs one of the most popular surgeries in the world? ugh this makes me REAKKY rethink my whole nosejob thing

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I think he had the surgeries so he could look like that hot slut Skeletor and chase He-Man around all the time. Good job, Jacko!

He was born in Gary, Indiana, that's probably what's wrong with him. There is a LOT of heavy metal poisoning, soot particle pollution, water pollution, etc. It's hard to believe people live there.

I was listening to some famous plastic surgeon on the radio this weekend. He said that noses are the hardest surgery to get right and that docs have learned lately not to try any major modifications to noses. I guess the cartilage and poor blood circulation are problems, and the skin doesn't grow back in predictable ways.

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Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:48am.
No Mrs Gosling
I was not

but if I were.... hmmm... then what?
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lol

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I was shit on irl this weekend so I'm just being passive agressive online so I can delude myself into thinking I'm badass~

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weird double post so I will just edit to add that I suck so now you all can be happy

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No Mrs Gosling
I was not

but if I were.... hmmm... then what?
;)
lol

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Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:43am.
I'm the one who said it, mymichelle, and obviously you have no sense as when he started to get the surgeries -it was when he was still black - becoming light skin black - and Diana was huuuugely famous.

Because, yeah, he looks *just* like Elizabeth fucking Taylor. *eyeroll*

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Yeah I'm sorry your right lucious he looks just like Diana Ross..........I apologize to you ......he's still a fucking child molester who spent the millions and millions his fans spent on him to become the monster he is......god forbid for either of those people that he was trying to look like them

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I'm the one who said it, mymichelle, and obviously you have no sense as when he started to get the surgeries -it was when he was still black - becoming light skin black - and Diana was huuuugely famous.

Because, yeah, he looks *just* like Elizabeth fucking Taylor. *eyeroll*

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I think he's a shady character and wouldnt believe anything that he said/says. That's just me.

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On Halloween I saw paparazzi video where he was walking and talking.........excuse me it was before halloween or after.........you know his religion doesn't celebrate the holiday.

Also to with this information there is the information he just rented a house in LA for $100,000 a month.

And yes there is that court case he just had to goto england to testify about. He tried to say he was too ill but the judge in that case did not see it that way.

Whoever said they thought it was Diana Ross he was trying to look like hasn't looked at Diana, she is definitely a black woman and all of his effort seems to be concentrated on the fact he wants to look white

I hate him, he used his fame to get away with sexual abuse of children. He used his fame to excuse his childish behavior. Now he has children which is obviously warping with the wierd shit going on when we even see them. Can't wait for the books these kids will write.

BAD person, hate him. MOSt of his own family will not speak to him

WTF?? Is this really true? the lung transplant is the worst of this thing.. you dont live long after a lung transplant it's pretty much a waste of time, if he really is this sick he wont live long, sad

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Damn Jacko! Toxic effects of massive amounts of skin bleach maybe?? Now that's irony. What a tragic waste he's become. That dude was the ultimate back in the day. SMDH

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I miss the little purple-felt hat, fringe vest wearing Michael from the early 70's. I do not recognize this creature he's become.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:09am.
I wonder if there's another impending court case? He always seems to be 'ill' when he's in the shit.
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Mon, 12/22/2008 - 10:00am.

Also I remember someone said that all these transformations he was doing was to look like Elizabeth Taylor? lol did I make that up?
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I'd always heard it was his girl, Diana Ross, he was trying to copy.

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NICE GREASY ASS HAIR U CHILD TOUCHIN' SON OF A BITCH!!!! HE LOOKS LIKE LAUREN "LARGE LIPS" CONRAD

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I love the old Michael.

o and MK "We already know he's a little sick in the head" you are too kind to him.

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I wonder if there's another impending court case? He always seems to be 'ill' when he's in the shit.

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I call BS too. He's looney tunes and addicted to pain meds.

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It's so sad what he's become. I still love the old Michael.

I hope Britney learns from MJ's example of what superfame can do to a person if they let it.

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Jeffro,
You're making me turn off "Waltz of the Snowflakes"....It's a good thing I like you...

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Am's picture

At least this is something new about him. True or not.

Mrs. Gosling's picture

Daaam thats a lot of stuff wrong...even though
he is not the best person in the world these are still really bad issues he has going on (if it is true)

Also I remember someone said that all these transformations he was doing was to look like Elizabeth Taylor? lol did I make that up?

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Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me... If there is a queen of all drama queens - well, here she is! if he is really sick its likely from all the procedures to become a white woman!

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