Snooooooow!
It snowed in NYC yesterday and I thought everyone was going to start farting hot cocoa with marshmallows in it, because I got a dozen e-mails, IMs and pigeon greeting saying shit like "OMG! It's snowing! So Christmas-ey! So Winter Wonderland-ey! So magical-ey!" Yeah, I must that admit, that even though my heart is made of The Grinch's snot balls, I still like snow times......for like ten seconds.
In NYC, snow is pretty for a few eye blinks and then it turns into icy smegma like the shit Nicole Kidman probably coughs up. It's not fun or cute trying to walk on frozen jizz. I never wear the right shoes in the snow either, so I end up grabbing on to walls, strangers, poles and anything that can keep my fruity ass from hitting the frozen ground. Froze fruit! I haven't fallen yet, but my time is coming. It always does. Especially since I've already laughed at a little girl falling on her ass. Yeah, I'll get mine and it won't be fun.
Oh and try to look like you care when you glance at these pictures of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in the snow last night. Unfortunately, they didn't slip and hit the ground. They look confused by the white boogers falling from the sky, though. Or maybe they are just trying to figure out a good "We Is So In Love" pose to give the paparazzi.
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Holy fuck! YAY! *sprinkles you with fairy dust and love*
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Submitted by mentirosos on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 2:49pm.
Actually snow in vegas and the expansion of the ice caps WOULD make one think there is no global warming. How is that changing the facts??
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The term global warming is misleading in itself. The term does not speek to the fact that the whole world is getting warmer, but rather that the carbon monixide rates that are released and eventually pooling at the North and South poles are increasing so rapidly that it is effecting the polar ice caps causing them to melt, causing the oceans to become warmer and rise, causing EXTREME weather around the world....such as snow in Vegas, or a non-stop rainy season in central America, or 150 degree temps in Iran. Global warming means EXTREME weather...not warmer weather...
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You can tell by these pictures who's in control of the relationship and who wants out! In all these pics she's leading him around, kissing him, etc. and he's just standing there with a blank look on his face. If pics could talk, these are saying, "Sorry Jen, he's just not that into you."
Submitted by modianos on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:14pm.
its 75 here today. not exactly christmasy.
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oh sure, RUB IT IN!!!!!
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Zomay, I had this total write-up of my feelings on the global shit happening and then I accidently clicked on something and when I used the 'back' button my whole thesis vanished. lol
Loving this earth mother...and loving animals and naure in general is very close to my heart of hearts. Something the wing-nuts should figure the fuck out. My biggest concerns regarding politics is: Less government [LESS is MORE when we are free from the gub'mt]
Controls/Standards/Limits set within reason in stock markets and such
Less income tax. Why? So we can build bullshit?
Good riddance to Social security. The biggest bullshit Ponzi pyramid bullshit scheme EVER.
Give us our money back.
Health care? The government isn't going to make it better. Fuck. I go into an emergency room with a rash that is sending my heart into cardiac arrest while they are serving illegal fucking Mexicans FIRST that will NEVER pay.
This is NOT MY AMERCIA.
its 75 here today. not exactly christmasy.
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Submitted by mslewis on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 2:49pm.
Question: Why do people spell the word "loser" with double zero? Its not "looser" it is "loser."
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it's part of the dlisted secret language. But, um,let's keep that in the vault, K? Ya know, like as in "cone of silence."
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Dear Santa,
I want John Mayer's head on a platter for Christmas.
Sincerely,
CIJ
Submitted by . on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:05pm.
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Your avvie scares me
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
I really didn't have any opinion on her until she started dating this jackass. What is the attraction??? He's a total mimbo. He used to have good hair, but he doesn't even have that any more.
Dear Santa,
I would like some vodka for X~Mas.
Thanks!
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
I like Aniston, so i hate seeing her go for guys that dont seem to be that into her, i think anemic face Mayer does have a big peen but he's the type that doesnt know how to use it, just stick it in and hope the chick rides it while he sits back with his eyes closed jerkin around his head like he does when he plays his guitar~
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
Submitted by mentirosos on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 2:49pm.
Actually snow in vegas and the expansion of the ice caps WOULD make one think there is no global warming. How is that changing the facts??
Nobody likes pollution. You don't need global warming to back up a stance of anti pollution.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Snow,happy about fricking snow? Try living in the frozen tundra of Minnesota...you can have snow months a year. I would LOVE to have a sunny, blue sky beachy Christmas...you can take this cold and snow anyd ay!
Brad is a sellout.
Jen is too.
It pays the fuckin' bills.
next.
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Submitted by mentirosos on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 2:49pm.
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That's one thing I FUCKING HATE about conservatives...! They bitch about saving a fetus while they let oil leech into our oceans because of oil glut and all of the politicians are in bed with them ALL OF THEM dems too. I fucking hate politics. I wish we could scrub the whole fucking system clean and start over from scratch. There is NOTHING in the constitution that says gay marriage is wrong. NOTHING. We have gay men fighting in the military for fuck sake! DOn't ask don't tell? Give me a fuckin' break. Pansy assed pandering pontificators! Fuckers.
Gaw.
Sorry...I'm in a ranty PMS mode.
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I used to talk about this all the time. My mom (who is a free spirit hippy with a dash of don't get in my way working woman) believes they only want babies born to keep the military running. Just one of her theories. But it makes you wonder why would people fight about being "pro life" and then fight to destroy the Earth we live on? Keep the kids having kids, for the sake of religion. But go ahead and fuck up this Earth that was given to us by the "creator". (Scratching head)
I'd like some blue pills if you have them, instead.
Stamos is on ER according to Wiki. One tv head to another.
Reading the complaints about the snow, I wish London actually had some for a change although that'd be bound to spin the world on its head instead what with it, no doubt, being the wrong kind of snow on the train lines *eyeroll*
Personally, I love the "jellus h8ers"...and I use it in sentences where it doesn't even belong...LOL!
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Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
I'm not the only one who hates that douchebag:
www.nerve.com/regulars/rawnerve/021/
humannature100.blogspot.com/2006/02/god-i-hate-john-mayer.html
Submitted by mslewis on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 2:49pm.
If I'm correct thats the what branglina's braindead fans spell it. So we make fun of them for it. I know thats why I spell it that way. Kinda like when they also say "JELLUS H8TRS" Basically they can't spell or write cohesive comprehensive sentences...
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
MK, you need some pink Uggs.
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Je vais et je viens, entre tes reins.
I'm the same exact way about snow, everyone makes a big deal about it and I'm like that shit is gonna turn to sludge anyway and it sucks to walk in...whatever...that's why I moved to CA! Anyway, I'm thinking REALLY hard if I want to make it out there for NYE. I'm in the no zone for right now, waiting for tickets to go down in price or some shit.
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Submitted by mentirosos on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 2:49pm.
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That's one thing I FUCKING HATE about conservatives...! They bitch about saving a fetus while they let oil leech into our oceans because of oil glut and all of the politicians are in bed with them ALL OF THEM dems too. I fucking hate politics. I wish we could scrub the whole fucking system clean and start over from scratch. There is NOTHING in the constitution that says gay marriage is wrong. NOTHING. We have gay men fighting in the military for fuck sake! DOn't ask don't tell? Give me a fuckin' break. Pansy assed pandering pontificators! Fuckers.
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Whew! Tell em girl.....yeah, they seriously ARE ruining this country and there is really little the adverage person can do it about it....makes you want to punch somebody....
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Submitted by mslewis on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 2:49pm.
Question: Why do people spell the word "loser" with double zero? Its not "looser" it is "loser." Sorry. It annoys me far more than Maniston annoys me.
P.S.: I'm bored seeing these two. But I fear they will be an "item" until after the February release of her other movie that is "not a dog" movie.
because I like to stretch it out like you are a weeeeeirdo ..you see?
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I can see this douche has Aniston spinning, because she came off as someone really reserved about her relationships... or was it for a few years after her divorce?. Anyway, I don't care about her and Mayer. I know he'll dump her for the next chick he can find and it will not be pretty. Either way she chose the douchebag, she has to carry the burden.
Is this PR for them? hmmm.. maybe. Hollywood is well known of selling their relationships for publicity. Either way, I hope she doesn't turn into a media circus like the others.
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Puleeze! I love her. She has her life. She is living it the way she wants to. She does films she likes doing. She can afford to do what she wants. And she looks fucking great. The sadness of it all...
We should all be so fucking miserable.
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Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Submitted by mslewis on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 2:49pm.
Question: Why do people spell the word "loser" with double zero? Its not "looser" it is "loser." Sorry. It annoys me far more than Maniston annoys me.
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Using zeros in place of O's stems from 1337 speak. It's basically computer geek slang. :)
Winter Wonderland should be where you go to escape cold snowy weather.
Its been freezing around here the last couple of days. It sleeted(is that a word?) yesterday and the day before which then turned into some ice. Today is also freezing but the sun is sorta out. It snowed pretty much everywhere except for philly thank god. I don't enjoy the snow as much as I did when I was kid. I always had to blow ours and the old lady next door, but it was all good cuz she would give me werther's candy and this one time she gave me 5 whole dollars!
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Submitted by mentirosos on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 2:49pm.
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That's one thing I FUCKING HATE about conservatives...! They bitch about saving a fetus while they let oil leech into our oceans because of oil glut and all of the politicians are in bed with them ALL OF THEM dems too. I fucking hate politics. I wish we could scrub the whole fucking system clean and start over from scratch. There is NOTHING in the constitution that says gay marriage is wrong. NOTHING. We have gay men fighting in the military for fuck sake! DOn't ask don't tell? Give me a fuckin' break. Pansy assed pandering pontificators! Fuckers.
Gaw.
Sorry...I'm in a ranty PMS mode.
I hope fucking John Mayer gets frostbite.
I'm just glad that MK calls everyone on their bullshit.
New movie promote? Walk around town for the paps to see.
I didn't realize Mayer was so tall. Tall men are sexy. Maybe Jen has found love for a change. I wish I had their fucking money.
Question: Why do people spell the word "loser" with double zero? Its not "looser" it is "loser." Sorry. It annoys me far more than Maniston annoys me.
P.S.: I'm bored seeing these two. But I fear they will be an "item" until after the February release of her other movie that is "not a dog" movie.
Submitted by . on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 2:38pm.
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 2:36pm.
Snow in NYC. That is no big deal! I was driving down the 15 freeway in Ca. and saw snow on the hills of Lake Elsinore. That is the Inland Empire to non Californians. Amazing.
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Hi Dottie McGloty! I looove how conservatives try and mislead folks by saying, wow, its even snowing in Cali.....how could there POSSIBLY be such a thing as GLOBAL WARMING when its sooooo cold? Just completely twisting the facts and justifyin doing ABSOLUTELY nothing except ive big comp.s more money to pollute more...
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Give that guy some chapstick...his lips are so red. He just looks like the weird kid in pre-school who ate the paste while the rest of the kids worked on their craft project. I have no clue what she could possibly see in him. If she's looking for a sperm donor, I'd think she'd look for something less sped looking.
I would like her wardrobe. She has good taste.
She actually looks good in the foto although I am not a fan. He looks like a boy. But oh Michael K, sooo funny about snow in NY:) Snow is very cute when you're, like, 10, and can make angel wings and stuff. Not now. Wait'll your my age and then you, too, will hear the siren song of Boca in winter:))
I thought that was Jolie in the background for a minute.
Yeah the streets in NYC are a slushy hell today. Looking like Parasite Hilton's yesterday undies.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
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Incredible stuff indeed.
John Mayer looks lost and confused he is such a LOOSER! We have been getting snow here in Chicago and let me tell you traffic is a bitch plus my damb snowboots suck and they get soaked! wich then makes my feet all wet which then makes them start peeling (gross! I know)
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Submitted by zomay on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 2:36pm.
Snow in NYC. That is no big deal! I was driving down the 15 freeway in Ca. and saw snow on the hills of Lake Elsinore. That is the Inland Empire to non Californians. Amazing.
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Our climate and our bees are ringing out a warning.
Looks like Wino sneezed on NYC.
Snow in NYC. That is no big deal! I was driving down the 15 freeway in Ca. and saw snow on the hills of Lake Elsinore. That is the Inland Empire to non Californians. Amazing.
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Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 2:33pm.
Mayer's heart still belongs to Perez Hilton.
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Are you TRYING to turn me into a bulimic? ;P
Mayer's heart still belongs to Perez Hilton.
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Submitted by carefreea on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 2:30pm.
Haha angel_i, was actually referring to my own Bridget Jones-esque life minus D'arcy but plus the two moggies indoors.
She needs Stamos.
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HOOOOOOOkay! I'm gonna need a red pill for this thread I see...yeah, everyone says Stamos. It doesn't strike me, but I could see it. It'd be cute. Where the hell is that guy anyway?
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PSL, hearten up. Maybe the trolls are off singing Xmas Carols. haha
I've never liked Jen, I've never felt enough passion to hate her either. Jolie on the other hand? I feel real passionate hate for...which bothers me considering I don't know her but much like politicians...celebs only expose as much as they WANT us to know. I always feel duped either way.
Jen is def no martyr.
Haha angel_i, was actually referring to my own Bridget Jones-esque life minus D'arcy but plus the two moggies indoors.
She needs Stamos.