Snooooooow!
It snowed in NYC yesterday and I thought everyone was going to start farting hot cocoa with marshmallows in it, because I got a dozen e-mails, IMs and pigeon greeting saying shit like "OMG! It's snowing! So Christmas-ey! So Winter Wonderland-ey! So magical-ey!" Yeah, I must that admit, that even though my heart is made of The Grinch's snot balls, I still like snow times......for like ten seconds.
In NYC, snow is pretty for a few eye blinks and then it turns into icy smegma like the shit Nicole Kidman probably coughs up. It's not fun or cute trying to walk on frozen jizz. I never wear the right shoes in the snow either, so I end up grabbing on to walls, strangers, poles and anything that can keep my fruity ass from hitting the frozen ground. Froze fruit! I haven't fallen yet, but my time is coming. It always does. Especially since I've already laughed at a little girl falling on her ass. Yeah, I'll get mine and it won't be fun.
Oh and try to look like you care when you glance at these pictures of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in the snow last night. Unfortunately, they didn't slip and hit the ground. They look confused by the white boogers falling from the sky, though. Or maybe they are just trying to figure out a good "We Is So In Love" pose to give the paparazzi.
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I have a pair of UGGS from 1989
You can all hate me.
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They are sooooooooo cozy when my frozen tooties iz cold.
I need some pig entrails and a bucket of human blood. I'll piss in a circle...brush myself with sage leaves...cry to the gods...pour said blood round circle and set entrails afire. I shall sing as the Shaman sang to the gods...I shall curse the sand, curse the rocks curse the earth and then I shall ask the sky to forgive my cursing, to heal my rocks, to heal my sand, to heal my earth.
With pain comes healing.
Knowledge is awakening. Blindness is death.
MRS. KRAVITZ!!!!!!!
Are you a giant snow bunny up there in the NW????
I loved yesterday, it's beautiful outside right now.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
her movie is gonna take more money than all the other movie coming out on the same day.
TAKE THAT BRANGIE ARMY, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR SAINT! LOLOL
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:40pm.
think in stereotypes much?
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Submitted by mentirosos on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:39pm.
You joke, but wait until your commercial airplane gets way off track and crashes in the tundra, or the next cruise to the artic you take runs aground and youre confronted by a famished polar bear! You wont be joking then...youd be wishing you more conscientious of them!
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Oh, I'm sorry. You're right. I should go and get myself a polar bear and set him up in my backyard just so I can be conscientious of them.
We should be more worried about running into famished human beings because of the state of the economy.
You're going to have to come up with a better arguement than that.
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Submitted by mentirosos on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:39pm.
You joke...
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Uh, I wasn't joking.
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Hey is that Angelina in the back ground without make up?
Submitted by . on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:37pm.
I'm your penis! I'm your fya at your desya!
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Let's get a doooooooong *awwww baby* Leeeeet's get a dong *Let's love baaaaaby*
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Own it like a strap-on.
Polar bears are making a comeback. And so what if they're fucking grizzlies...thats what gave us the Derek Jeters and Barack Obamas of the world.
I can't wait til this global warming fad goes the way of Free Tibet. Just a faded bumper sticker on a subaru with no muffler LEAKING OIL!!! YOU FUCKING HIPPIES TAKE CARE OF YOUR SHIT BOX CARS SO THEY DON'T POLLUTE!! HYPOCRITES!!!
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
mentirosos/coocaracha, here you go:
http://bp3.blogger.com/_c_DbOQ9Xjm8/R70EyusyIzI/AAAAAAAAAHo/1m0h5T1ucKE/...
Busy yourself with that for a few minutes and get back to me.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:25pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:23pm.
*raises goblet*, HERE HERE.
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all I know is the polar bears are not happy and when the polar bears ain't happy ain't nobody happy.
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You joke, but wait until your commercial airplane gets way off track and crashes in the tundra, or the next cruise to the artic you take runs aground and youre confronted by a famished polar bear! You wont be joking then...youd be wishing you more conscientious of them!
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Im hungury! Im bout to go get some fish tacos from del taco yall.....Mmmmmm....
DebFH that sounds like a porno. lmao
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:35pm.
T-Rex Bang A Gong (Get it On)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oGcfwKN5jY
I'll see you all later.
♥♥♥♥
gotta vacuum the house :(
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:36pm.
Apenis 13!
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I'm your penis! I'm your fya at your desya!
Current convo on planets reminds me of "Flesh Gordon". If there was a planet with dildos hanging from every limb, he would have found it, loaded up the old spaceship, and brought it to Earth just to make it a better place..."cause that is just the kind of guy he was!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Submitted by . on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:34pm.
Are you a baker too? I massage my dill dough being sure to add lots of extra DILL...then I work it so that the gluten gets...
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Sorry.... I was too busy building our spaceship in the shape of a giant penis.
Apenis 13!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:33pm.
I have a pop-up book about dinosaurs
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Oooooooo sexy times! Does the T-Rex growl and scratch with his baby arms?
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:32pm.
I'm with you! Let's hit up Uranus first.
Hee hee. Dildo. Your anus. Hee hee hee.
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Are you a baker too? I massage my dill dough being sure to add lots of extra DILL...then I work it so that the gluten gets...
hey, are you even payin' attention?! Put your hand down!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:30pm.
let me teach you a little something about DINOSAURS.
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I have a pop-up book about dinosaurs
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
LOL @ Dot!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
http://www.dailykos.com/
The more things change the more things remain the same.
Submitted by . on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:29pm.
I'm more than willing to leave this planet in search of a giant dildo.
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I'm with you! Let's hit up Uranus first.
Hee hee. Dildo. Your anus. Hee hee hee.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:29pm.
@Sheeps,
Why do peeps try to capture ALL-CAPSjim's style and not realize they are just faint immitations? One of the mysteries of the universe...sigh!
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ZACTLY!! THERE IS ONLY ONE ALL-CAPS JIM!!!!!!
And he's mah boo.
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Submitted by mentirosos on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:28pm.
Oh. Really? The polar bears went extinct a 100 years ago like they are in endanger of doing within the next 20 years? Did new Grizzlars (mixed bear species of Grizzly and Ploar bears) start appearing because the polars keep migrating farther and farther south in their search for food since there hunting grounds are disapearing? Yeah, none of that happened a 100years ago, which makes this warming up unique from all others in the past...
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a)The polar bears aren't extint. They could very well make a comeback, as many other species have.
b)Our time is not the only time that's seen extinction. Clearly you grew up in a sewer, so let me teach you a little something about DINOSAURS.
Shit happens. That's just the way the world works. Scientists theorize that at the onset of the last ice age, only 20,000 humans remained. Look at us now.
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Own it like a strap-on.
I'm more than willing to leave this planet in search of a giant dildo.
@Sheeps,
Why do peeps try to capture ALL-CAPSjim's style and not realize they are just faint immitations? One of the mysteries of the universe...sigh!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:25pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:23pm.
*raises goblet*, HERE HERE.
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all I know is the polar bears are not happy and when the polar bears ain't happy ain't nobody happy.
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:23pm.
Yippeee! Global warming talk!
You know my favourite part about the global warming concept? People ignore the fact that science has proven that weather patterns almost identical to these have happened in the past right before an ice age. Maybe ours is a bit accelerated, but it's just a global weather pattern.
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Oh. Really? The polar bears went extinct a 100 years ago like they are in endanger of doing within the next 20 years? Did new Grizzlars (mixed bear species of Grizzly and Ploar bears) start appearing because the polars keep migrating farther and farther south in their search for food since there hunting grounds are disapearing? Yeah, none of that happened a 100years ago, which makes this warming up unique from all others in the past...
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Im hungury! Im bout to go get some fish tacos from del taco yall.....Mmmmmm....
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:25pm.
*raises goblet*, HERE HERE.
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It's not too early for a cocktail is it? *clink*
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Submitted by modianos on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:21pm.
sorry if i sounded like i was bragging...
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I'm just a cranky old bitch, who has seen enough cold weather to last a lifetime.
Miami, here I come!
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Submitted by mslewis on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 2:49pm.
Question: Why do people spell the word "loser" with double zero? Its not "looser" it is "loser."
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Maybe they figure the more 'o's you put in, the bigger loser you are.
Madonna's a loooser.
Michael Jackson's a looooooooooooooooooooooooser.
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I am on the next flight out...quality time with Minch is too much to pass up!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:23pm.
*raises goblet*, HERE HERE.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Submitted by mslewis on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 2:49pm.
Question: Why do people spell the word "loser" with double zero? Its not "looser" it is "loser."
Why do people leave out essential punctuation? Kidding....
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Je vais et je viens, entre tes reins.
slivovitch - Homer style drooling. I love some of that good stuff.
I hate snow in NYC. I was cute when I was little and I didn't have to go to school. I could play with my friends all day. Now I have to go to work in dog piss snow cones, fall on my ass on sidewalks that no one shovels and wait twice as long for my weed, I mean "food" delivery. Oh, and Jennifer is boring.
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"That's bad news for everyone." - Paul Kellerman
DebFrmHell--
Smooches, my love
Hey could you pick up some slivovitch on your way to the latke and klezmer fest?
Thanks, oh come early if you can, that way you can have some quality time with Minch.
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Yippeee! Global warming talk!
You know my favourite part about the global warming concept? People ignore the fact that science has proven that weather patterns almost identical to these have happened in the past right before an ice age. Maybe ours is a bit accelerated, but it's just a global weather pattern.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Mrs. K.! I'm good, baby girl! A LOT of folks have missed your fine ass round here. ((HUG))
Love you, girl. *sqishy*
The holidays are ho-hum for me as far as moula I'm broke but I've been playing the old Bing Crosby Xmas shit and I gotta tell you...deep down inside...I'm a total shmuck. lol
fucking snow! i'm locked in my condo afraid to go outside in that wintery wonderland.
BTW: why is it that jen is always holding on tightly to that mess Mayer?this bitch's desperation is seeping thru every pic.
I spell it looooooozer.
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Global warming is actually not misleading. Because like you said its about the WARMING of the icecaps and the WARMING of the ocean. Yea well it snowed in vegas 35 years ago, so its not that extreme.
Ps. the icecaps in the southpole have been expanding.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
i never thought he looked young before, but next to jen he looks very young in comparison, very boylike...she is just desperate looking & icky looking & old looking on top of it all...i can see why she takes her clothes off, her body is her only really great asset & they even photoshop that to the extreme.
sorry if i sounded like i was bragging...i was actually bitching lol its much easier to tell the 2 apart in person :) i just cant get in the christmas spirit when its summer outside.
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i sure liked dlisted better with LoLo
Submitted by mslewis on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 2:49pm.
Question: Why do people spell the word "loser" with double zero? Its not "looser" it is "loser." Sorry. It annoys me far more than Maniston annoys me.
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because they are fucking IDIOTS?
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I don't want to be your other half, I believe that one and one make two
- Alanis Morisette "Not The Doctor"
MRS. K!!!!!!!!!
I have fucking missed your sweet ass **tweaking tatas and a pinch on the toochas** Helloooooo! ((hugs, too))
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:19pm.
Mrs Kravitz SSSSHHHHHHHHH, there is no secret language here. ;)
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oh, yeah, that's right
*hiding secret decoder ring*
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
DOT~!!
HOW ARE YA, DOLL?
Tonight is the latke and klezmer fest. Get your ass here by six, please.
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Mrs Kravitz SSSSHHHHHHHHH, there is no secret language here. ;)
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