Snooooooow!

I am so sick of this retarded bitch and her bitch boyfriend. She is so overated. Look at her ugly face! God! The giant chin that always has a zit/wart on it and the freaked up nose and the little beady eyes. I am not going to even go into his ugliness... She and he are not newsworthy at all!

God, she just will NOT GO AWAY.

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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
--Jethro Tull

First Impression? Dude looks like he is hopped up on percocet or vicodin. Every pill head has their preferences.I may be wrong it could be zoloft or some shit , but he needs to stop if it is Prozac or similar. Good Luck Johnnie !

Me, I Loved Quaaludes
they were awesome, but very dangerous as they left you doing shit you would never otherwise do. Now I let a Dr.that I trust decide(wink wink). "And I'm Feeling Fine"
(thanks Nina Simone)

Religion is the stick they beat people with...lsmith07

Hes been looking a tad malnourished lately. Like hes been doing a lot of coke and not eating or sleeping enough.

I think people need to give Jen a fucking break.
Yes, shes a tad dickmatized but so what? She doesnt seem to be strapping his ass to adopted children anytime soon so whats the stink about? If she has a boytoy let her have him.

Shes had several serious and long term relationships in the past so maybe she loves the idea that this is someone that she doesnt have to worry too much about a future with.

I have said it before and will say it again, her life seems fucking fabulous. Yes, children are beautiful but they are not for everyone and if she so desperately wanted a mom life at this point she would have already had one. Shes filthy fucking rich!! Money facilitates just about everything.

Seriously people the desperate hag thing was made up so that you could all buy OK magazines. It surprises me that so many people buy into the idea that shes miserable.. GET FUCKING REAL!

Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.

Bondagebarbie-

I really think he begged her back... but because he's the one totally addicted to the paps. He loves that game more than most - then he can blog about it in a v. condescending manner.

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~~not quite a Britaloonie~~
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999

mayer is a media whore who'll cocksuck every photo op he gets, using any available body

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Submitted by sonya2 on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 7:40pm.

hello, one-day member. planned parenthood is an excellent organization advocating women's rights. glad you mentioned.

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Well, sounds like I got back just in time!

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~~not quite a Britaloonie~~
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999

Mayer so doesn't want to be there,you can tell he is over this nastiness.I hate him but kind of feel sorry for him because it must suck to have this hag stalk you.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

http://www.myspace.com/384080529

she could do so much better. jus knock on his head, Jen. you'll see. nobody's home.

turn away with a hairflip, and walk fast the opposite direction. remember, big smile!

;D

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A 31-year old rapes a 13-year old and PLANNED PARENTHOOD COVERS IT UP!?! this is filthy and entirely true I think..***http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTxsWZz9whg ***

In the spirit of the holidays (and cuz we're snowed in to fuckville) I'm giving everyone a blow job and a twat suck.

Yes, I'm feeling mighty frickin' generous so line up while the gettin' is good.

She is uber fabulous!!! That shit was years ago and I know she's happy to be rid of Brad and his boring ass... Angelina is so soccer mom to me..She hit the wall.. Skinny, face always drawn..eww.. And Brad WAS cute 10 yrs ago.. Now he's a big YAWN. Family..boorriinngg!!6 fucking kids. Yeah they are having a blast..

Jen got off great..She's not fucking 9 inch dicks and looking fabu doing it!!!!

Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 6:02pm.

Bless you whores shoveling snow with your hooker heels on in cold!
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Ha! Some bitch just tried to race me into the store with her hooker heels in the snow. Haha! I made her run too but I let her win;p

♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed YouTube Gallery

Big Bootie Cutie is an ass.

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I don't want to be your other half, I believe that one and one make two
- Alanis Morisette "Not The Doctor"

It always seems like she's way more into him than he is into her.
And I hate saying it cause I love Jennifer Aniston, but I always get that impression.
They're just not right for each other.

Dude looks like Frankenstein or something, ick. It's like he totally doesn't want to be dragged around everywhere by Jen for photo ops.

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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08

Submitted by BIG BOOTIE CUTIE on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 6:07pm.
maniston is an ugly troll that took BRAD PITT for granted. She needs to get a life and stop mentioning Brad or Angie and their kids in her untalented mouth.

Honestly, I doubt she even cares about Meyer - she is selfish and self-absorbed.

Women get divorced every day, they don't have 100 million dollar bank accounts, and they get on with life. This loser needs to stop and go take some acting lessons!!
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Shut your pie hole and stop preaching about shit you know nothing about. Yeah, I'm sure plenty of people move past their divorces EVENTUALLY - but for some it may take years and years. It all depends on how much deception was involved in ending the marriage. Being cheated on is the highest form of betrayal! She has to drag that baggage into every new relationship. It takes a long time to trust someone after that. Considering her douche bag ex just recently admitted that he did in fact cheat on her - has now probably opened some old wounds for her (rightfully so).

She took Pitt for granted? Says who? YOU!!? No one knows what happened in that marriage - but everyone knows he's a cheat! Stop mentioning Brad and Jolie? Well maybe she would if those two scumbags would stop talking about the infidelity that led to their relationship!! Jolie opens her mouth and Jen responds. That's the way it's ALWAYS been. Ms. " I'd welcome a meeting with Jen anytime she wants to talk" Jolie! That's an antagonistic bitch. Relay that sort of message through your agents or PR team but you don't go on national television and say that shit in an interview. Jen has been nothing but classy about not throwing Pitt under the bus. If the worst Jen says about Jolie to the public is that she's uncool , well I say she's the saint!

Submitted by RedPeggy on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 4:58pm.

I have to say - if my partner left me for some other woman I would be struggling with the heartbreak for years...
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If my partner left me for another woman I'd be
1) devastated. Then
2) furious. Then
3) I'd cut his testicles off. Then
4) I'd move on. (To another country with a new ID.)

He knows this! ;-))

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Wyle E Coyote
"You'd have to really enunciate when asking a bitch to get your beef purse, because if you don't, they could go for your beef puss instead.", MK.

maniston is an ugly troll that took BRAD PITT for granted. She needs to get a life and stop mentioning Brad or Angie and their kids in her untalented mouth.

Honestly, I doubt she even cares about Meyer - she is selfish and self-absorbed.

Women get divorced every day, they don't have 100 million dollar bank accounts, and they get on with life. This loser needs to stop and go take some acting lessons!!

Bless you whores shoveling snow with your hooker heels on in cold! I am allergic to the cold, I could not do what you do every winter.

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Dick happens! - MK

I'm totes "Team Jen," too~

cheaters make me sick

*****
~~not quite a Britaloonie~~
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999

Submitted by UKer on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by K2 on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 5:16pm.
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BRAVO!
I couldn't have said it better myself.
Jen Aniston is beautiful, classy and vEry likeable.
people need to stop analysing everything this woman does.
Let her have a bit of happiness.
wtf is wrong with everyone? why would you hate on someone who's husband treated so badly and who has been nothing but gracious throughout the whole saga.
PS: John Mayer is HAWT
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Thank you! As if being humiliated by her ex husband leaving her for a co-star and starting a family prior to his divorced being finalized wasn't enough, he then goes and humiliates her AGAIN 4 years later (after years of denial) by admitting to the world that he did in fact cheat on her!! It makes me really question the mentality of a person that could kick another human being while they are already down. The rabid haters are disgusting by even insinuating that ANY of her relationships are fake. Let the fucking girl be happy already! If she is faking it, well then she's only cheating herself out of true happiness. Why does she have to jump through hoops just to get SOME people to believe her relationship is real? She knows she has NOTHING to prove!

Ahahahah. I'm in NYC for the month, and Good God, the snow looks pretty falling, but jesus, crossing the street is a challenge. I walk into my apartment and my feet are frozen!! ><

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Feel Zeh Love.
FEEL IT!

Submitted by K2 on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 5:16pm.
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BRAVO!
I couldn't have said it better myself.
Jen Aniston is beautiful, classy and vEry likeable.
people need to stop analysing everything this woman does.
Let her have a bit of happiness.
wtf is wrong with everyone? why would you hate on someone who's husband treated so badly and who has been nothing but gracious throughout the whole saga.
PS: John Mayer is HAWT.

Submitted by blueangel on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:16pm.
You can tell by these pictures who's in control of the relationship and who wants out! In all these pics she's leading him around, kissing him, etc. and he's just standing there with a blank look on his face. If pics could talk, these are saying, "Sorry Jen, he's just not that into you."
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This is the first time EVER that Jen has taken the lead in a photo. First of all it's snowing out, she's probably holding onto him because she doesn't want to slip and crack her ass on the sidewalk (true gentlemen hold the ladies hand). There's NOT one photo of her kissing him. And I'd have a blank stare too if I was swarmed by flash bulbs and video camera's! Go look at the photo's from the night before and you'll see reciprocated affection. Why do haters try and over analyze the shit over the affection between these two? She was even photographed leaving his apartment yesterday afternoon while wearing his coat - go analyze the shit out of that.

By the way, this is the outfit she wore on the Conan show. They were probably leaving the studio when these photos were shot. Which would explain why she was possibly taking the lead. Maybe she was the one that KNEW where the hell they were going next!

does anybody remember the shows that used to run on "E!" about the rich and fabulous lives of the rich and fabulous celebutards? well, i remember the shows about jennifer and brad (twit and twat's heroes) and if you saw how ridiculously they lived.... you wouldn't feel sorry for either one of them. they are both laughing themselves all the way to the bank.

these pictures are totally staged and posed , it's exactly like the ones Twit and Twat do, except she has more experience doing that shit.

I know it's only fun to poke fun at JA - but I have to admit I really feel for the woman, something about her situation really squeezes at my throat - her eyes look haunted still, like she's broken and only pretending to be happy.

I know everyone says it's time she moved on but I have to say - if my partner left me for some other woman I would be struggling with the heartbreak for years. Let alone if the whole saga was played out in front of (and commented freely on by) the entire world.

'Fruity ass', though, that's brings a smile.

Submitted by UKer on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 4:52pm.

John Mayer has a big cock, Jen is lucky.
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WIDTH is the only thing that counts with cock size. LONG dicks are a joke

Beat you to it MK, I fell on my ass in BK yesterday. The winter is not complete until I fallen in all five Boroughs of NYC.
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... they let Sarah Jessica Parker on TV and she looks like a foot - Peter Griffin from Family Guy.

John Mayer has a big cock, Jen is lucky.

Well considerng Jenny's from Malibu and it's snowing there I doubt she was feaked by this.

I don't know what it is, but everytime the subject of Chinnifer comes up, it triggers this kind of sharing that is reminiscent of a touchy feely commercial for tampons.
i don't know what the hell that means, either. I'll have to wait until Comingback comes back to town to interpret the depths of that thought. Comingback gets me.

Love,
Cuntylicious LeScrew

p.s.
ugly eyeball avatar period person, sorry, even though i hate your avatar today, i know that you are a really good person or something like that. I am glad that goat milk has cured your PMS.

I don't get John. Mainly because every time I hear "Your Body Is A Wonderland" I can't stop barfing. Who writes shit like that, and considers themselves a serious. talented muso????
Ahhhg now it's in my head.

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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."

He is so gross. He makes me feel dirty and itchy - like, I know he has VD (yeah, sluts, I went all old-timey on your asses and didn't say STD).

It makes me sad to see them together; I'm like a mother who knows the potential her child isn't living up to. Jen - you can do better!

*****
~~not quite a Britaloonie~~
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999

Wow, when did Jennifer start dating Pee wee Herman??

John Mayer looks like a vampire to me

Submitted by . on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 4:15pm.

heehee. Nah, post away. I'm a great believer in the power of looking the other way on DL.

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Je vais et je viens, entre tes reins.

Dear MK,
this is a hot slut.
watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI-7UMzMc5k

Love,
Cuntylicious LeScrew

Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 4:13pm.

Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 4:03pm.
i just deleted an essay i wrote about PMS.

Thanks.
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Fine. Fine. No more monkey love for vous! *pinch*

Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 4:03pm.
i just deleted an essay i wrote about PMS.

Thanks.

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Je vais et je viens, entre tes reins.

-Plus, since I switched to goat milk my PMS is GONE. GONE.

:)

Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 4:03pm.

i just deleted an essay i wrote about PMS.
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Well since you didn't use the good old "accidentally" excuse I'm going to go out on a limb and say you deleted it on purpose which brings me to the why in the hell bring it up then point?

PMS? Every rant from history and back again has been trying to figure that fuckery out. Me? I've given up on cow's milk. I'm a goat milk tinsel tree.

@Sheeps,
"adding a lot of "fuckings" as intensifiers"

Thanks I am having an after sexual talk ciggie now!!!! **long slow just-like-the-movies drag** and a sip or two of Diet Coke...LOL!

Gottas go to work...Hugs to all!

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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08

Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol

MargeAggedon on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:59pm

Aw, Marge, I know, I shoveled and snow blowered yesterday.....
But but but, it is pretty outside, until it turns gross and dirty...

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

i just deleted an essay i wrote about PMS.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:29pm.

Imposters! However, you can do a pretty good imitation by typing an ordinary rant in all caps, then adding a lot of "fuckings" as intensifiers. See Chas. Manson.

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Je vais et je viens, entre tes reins.

I live in the great white north. There is nothing xmas-y, magical-y or wonderful about snow.
Sure, you get that 'isn't this currier and ives-ish' feeling for the first ten minutes of the first snow and after that you curse every flake until the miserable shit is finally swept away in the spring.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to shovel out my igloo drive or I won't have any where to park the sled dogs.

Fucking snow.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Submitted by yoly on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:41pm.
Hey is that Angelina in the back ground without make up?

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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Yeah, she skipped a Botox session, it looks like.

Jen really does smell of desperation lately.