Snooooooow!
It snowed in NYC yesterday and I thought everyone was going to start farting hot cocoa with marshmallows in it, because I got a dozen e-mails, IMs and pigeon greeting saying shit like "OMG! It's snowing! So Christmas-ey! So Winter Wonderland-ey! So magical-ey!" Yeah, I must that admit, that even though my heart is made of The Grinch's snot balls, I still like snow times......for like ten seconds.
In NYC, snow is pretty for a few eye blinks and then it turns into icy smegma like the shit Nicole Kidman probably coughs up. It's not fun or cute trying to walk on frozen jizz. I never wear the right shoes in the snow either, so I end up grabbing on to walls, strangers, poles and anything that can keep my fruity ass from hitting the frozen ground. Froze fruit! I haven't fallen yet, but my time is coming. It always does. Especially since I've already laughed at a little girl falling on her ass. Yeah, I'll get mine and it won't be fun.
Oh and try to look like you care when you glance at these pictures of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in the snow last night. Unfortunately, they didn't slip and hit the ground. They look confused by the white boogers falling from the sky, though. Or maybe they are just trying to figure out a good "We Is So In Love" pose to give the paparazzi.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 7:47pm.
Not even pure snow can make these two fuglets attractive. NEXT!!
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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And yet you can't help but keep coming back to check her out. LMFAO! Yeah, "Next" is right. There goes Tang off to the next Jen thread. Sounds like you might suffer from OCD.
they should gave a hug with each other.
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Is it me or does the woman standing behind Maniston resemble Angelina Jolie Voight-Miller-Thornton-Pitt?
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Aw, John must've called his favorite paps to alert them to his and Aniston's "romantic walk in the snow." He's very thoughtful that way.
In about a month he'll be ridiculing Aniston in his blog. He's so sweet!
Seriously, neither one is remotely attractive. Retch!
Lame couple
Not even pure snow can make these two fuglets attractive. NEXT!!
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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I hope the movie Marley and Me is as good as the book. It was a cute book and a quick vacation read.
He looks mentally challenged in the pic.
It looks like Jen is the older sister helping him out.
It seems we are overdosing on these two. Especially when it is obvious they are painfully trying hard to be viewed as a "couple." She is on every talk show, every celebrity blog, every magazine cover, even getting paid to take off her clothes.
David Letterman did not seem impressed with her. He seemed like he wasn't that into her.
Hopefully when the movie comes out we won't have to see them anymore.
It's a real treat to see photos of the "good" people in celebville; Jen and John, Reese and Jake, etc. I am so tired of reading about all the "bad" ones being arrested or sent to rehab. Christmas is the time for love, warmth, and compassion toward fellow man, not a time for hate, and narcissism. Jen, as usual, looks so very well put together, she's one very attractive woman with a style and class of her own, as is Reese. John is growing on me as he seems to genuinely appreciate what a unique and special woman Jen is. Merry Christmas to all! And remember, Hate Only Harms The Hater.....peace
Jen looks good in the first pic.
Is it possible the snow froze her face forever in a way botox never could?
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Fakery!!! Total and complete fakery!!!
When the next two Aniston movies BOMB (and they will), she will finally be over and we can move beyond the saccharin era of so-called "Friends".
And John Meyer sucks now. Even his fans are turning on him.
It's over, Johnnie, IT'S OVER!
Im a fan of Jen, I think shes a beautiful woman..she can date whomever she wants, its none of my buisness..So she went out to dinner with John, why are so many people making a big deal out of it????I have to admit tho, John does not look like a happy camper in these pics, I saw a few on another site where he looked semi-happy...
Jennifer looks really hot & youthfull for her age. Good for her. Angelina may have the better face but Jen is still hot as hell. I wish her & the douche all the luck in the world. She deserves it! Even for 10 seconds...
Jenny is looking very chicken cutlety in the face. The baby cutlets are making her lips look even more old and shriveled. Can I just ask, are celebrities EVER not shopping (without shopping bags). Even when they go to parties they are shopping or getting crap for free. I really wish the royalty within Hollywood was finally wiped out by a plague....or.....terrorists of the world-now hear this-go after these cunts, and stop asking for passports and start asking for checkbooks.
didn't he say when he broke up with her the first time that he didn't want to be with someone who didn't want the same things?? so magically now he does? holy shit it's a miracle!! fucking douche.
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 8:33pm.
Hes been looking a tad malnourished lately. Like hes been doing a lot of coke and not eating or sleeping enough.
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Yah! Was thinking just that.
I don't know which one makes my flesh crawl. Throw in Tony Romo & Frog face and you can have a fug orgy
Submitted by . on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 12:12am.
aww shucks, dot...thanks for your kind words...i enjoy and appreciate you too...{BIG HUG}...and fuck it...and fuck him...don't let him, or anyone take away your smile, or your joy...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Submitted by letinstar on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 12:00am.
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Letty, this is why I hold your posts close to my heart. ((HUG)). I'm dealin'...and survivin' and hell, I'm even smilin'. :) I sure do appreciate you...and I hope you know that. I always have such a blast chummin' with you, sweet girl. We have the same, silly, girlie sense o' humor methinks. lol
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Submitted by . on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:44pm.
dot, i feel you...i know all about being cooped up with someone who does nothing but drink all day...stay strong...
and there's no shame in asking and getting help...it's something i struggle with myself, but sometimes you just have to let go and get the help...pride is one of the 7 deadlies and it does you no good when you're ass out on the street and it could've been prevented if you just spoke up or reached up and got some help...
as for the snow here in boston...my mother and i went out in this crap earlier today, with no car and dragged home 4 bags of groceries and a pizza...i live on a hill...by the time we got home, i thought i was having an asthma attack...this snow shit sux...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:21pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 10:57pm.
@Tigerlilly: Wot up? Cuz that's how we roll, babay!
O wait - but I think it's the other way around...like this:
John: Ok, don't try to look SO happy this time...just be cool.
Jenny: Ok, I'm cool - YOU be cool.
God forbid they should actually show any kind of real emotion towards each other.
People who try to be cool are not cool.
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For reals. You see how Angie does it? You can't hardly see the "try" in her face at all!
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Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:31pm.
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We are covered in snow. It just snowed again not too long ago. Our house is like a frickin' igloo. lol It's beautiful when you can just chill and realize that you pretty much can't do diddly squat but watch the flakes fall and stop stressing. We don't often get THIS much snow so it's a rare treat/curse. Hubby being home with me 24/7 drinking is unsettling but otherwise I'm really high on life because I refuse to let shit get me down at this point. I'm stronger than this stupid mess. I've survived much, much worse. I'm HERE and I have a roof over my head and good food in my belly... My heart breaks for people who are barely surviving and too ashamed/embarassed to accept charity. That was my mom's biggest and hardes challenge...accepting charity...she felt she was a failure and she felt so ashamed when people would donate to us but I gotta tell ya, it sure made my sister and I's day! We got stuff we'd have NEVER gotten on my mom's tight budget...we lived like KINGS for a few days and all because some folks CARED. I'll never, ever forget that kindness and generosity.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:37pm.
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I hear ya sista!
Let's bring in a fresh rank ass selection of DListed skank whores for 2009! WOOOHOOO!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:26pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:13pm.
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I was tryna be sarcass-tic 'bout Jenny being Jelly of Jolie...
==Now if JA hooked up with someone interesting, say, Guy Ritchie, then it would be worth twitching a whisker over. I still reckon Jolie's pelvic floor is fucked though. And if she catches Bradley googling Jennay's latest pics he's gunna be spending Xmas in the doghouse.
i like jen she's kinda harmless and that's kind of appealing
Submitted by . on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:28pm.
seattle was supposed to be my next move, but since it snows there, i may have to reconsider...
i'm in snowbound boston, massachusetts...and i'm so over this snow shit...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:27pm.
Submitted by . on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:24pm.
dot, what's your location?
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Closest big city to me is Seattle...about a 45 min. drive in sane traffic? :) You?
Submitted by . on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:24pm.
dot, what's your location?
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:13pm.
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I was tryna be sarcass-tic 'bout Jenny being Jelly of Jolie...
I don't care if she is, isn't or is indifferent anymore...I'M BORED WIF DIS SHIT...Let's have an update on Tara Reid in rehab....Yeah, that's what I want to know... So what?....Did I ever claim any kind of taste or smarties in mah head???? No! (Ok, I did once on a job application, but they TOTALLY saw through that bullshit)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He looks like he has Downs syndrome, which is totally uncool.
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Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:19pm.
i hate snow...i hate snow...i hate snow...so why am i still in boston?
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Letty, hub and I are snowed in here. If this cabin fever doesn't let up one of us is goin' to da bone yard. lol
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 10:57pm.
@Tigerlilly: Wot up? Cuz that's how we roll, babay!
O wait - but I think it's the other way around...like this:
John: Ok, don't try to look SO happy this time...just be cool.
Jenny: Ok, I'm cool - YOU be cool.
God forbid they should actually show any kind of real emotion towards each other.
People who try to be cool are not cool.
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i hate snow...i hate snow...i hate snow...so why am i still in boston?
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:06pm.
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From your mouth to dawgs ears.
Seriously. I'm ti-ti of the lot of 'em. Show me some HUMANITY for fuck sake. People selling out? So yester-millenium. Twat take-two. I fucking HATE people selling out their children...it fucking fucks up my SOUL to see that shit done to the most innocent of innocents. -And, in the interim of growing up too fast their innocence is thusly robbed and nobody even blinks. Disgusting. Sad. Shameful.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:06pm.
@ Angel...
Either way, we know she's totally doing this cuz she's a JELLY H8R of Angelina Jolie...
==Angelina has a belly like blancmange. Jennay ain't be jelly, no no.
@ Angel...
Either way, we know she's totally doing this cuz she's a JELLY H8R of Angelina Jolie...
Seriously, even though it's kinda fun to snark on, can't DoucheMayer, Chinniston, Anolina Junkie, and Fad Shitt all JUST GO THE FUCK AWAY???? Ooops, sorry, I drank some HATERAID instead of my usual PURPLEDRANK....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Jen and her bodygards and her personal chef and her personal trainer are seriously effecting me personally therefore I feel the need to stand up for her while I eat snow and freeze my ass off. You're fucking welcome, bitch. Own it in your fucking kazillion dollar house made of lonely.
Submitted by blacklakemonster on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 9:50pm.
Thats not snow, its angels dusting the chosen ones with blessings from above
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yes. ass dust. (that was one of my all time favourite stories)
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Angels Shiba Inu 6 Vid
These two douchesicles deserve each other.
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@Tigerlilly: Wot up? Cuz that's how we roll, babay!
O wait - but I think it's the other way around...like this:
John: Ok, don't try to look SO happy this time...just be cool.
Jenny: Ok, I'm cool - YOU be cool.
John: I AM cool. Why don't you - ok, just don't look at me this time. When you look at me like that it looks too intense. Just look normal.
Jenny: How much more normal looking can I get? Let's go - hey, you're going the wrong way!
John: C'mon Jen, they got the shot. It's good. Let's go. *sigh* I don't know man...did you look normal?
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Jen: Ok, listen, whatever you do, don't embarrass me or make me look desperate...
John: But, its...like snowing...
Jen: I need you to focus, Ok....What did I just say...
John: It's snowing...
Jen: No, you fucking idiot, that's what you just said...Look, I'll guide you through this. Look like you're in love with me...
John: but it's snowing....
Jen: Just fake it, John, like you did with Jessica....
John: So, like I'm supposed to pretend that I'm all into you and shit?
Jen: Exactly! Do that!
John: But it's snowing...
Jen: Oh, fuck... just try to look pretty and get in the damn car....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Sersly, where is Jenny A's DListed possy all
'bout gonna be all up in a bitch's ass and straight up tell her..."Oh, no you din't get back wif' last week's Summer's Eve back wash...AWWWW, HELL NAW, AWWW HELL NAW...uh-uh, no, bitch I'm talkin'... I SAID, I'M TALKIN', a'ight? No, bitch this shit ain't goin' down like this...You my dog, an we gonna smoke blunts, drink 40's an' work our way through this mess togevah...A'ight? Yeah, well you need to score us some weed and hooch, cuz I don't got all day for this shit, ya know?".... *cell phone ring*...Doncha ass answer that, Jenny!
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Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 8:33pm.
I think people need to give Jen a fucking break.
Seriously people the desperate hag thing was made up so that you could all buy OK magazines. It surprises me that so many people buy into the idea that shes miserable.. GET FUCKING REAL!
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Thank you! Why can't we appreciate a healthy, happy, stylish, smart, sophisticated woman? She's not the one who dropped her spouse for a costar, had/acquired at least six children and starting getting secret freaky love tattoos with her paramour! She handled the whole thing with such class. She is a trooper. And she looks great in these pics. I think they're kind of hot. Although, I think she may own part of a bottled water company. She could drop that. That's just greedy. Ok, I'm done.
Thats not snow, its angels dusting the chosen ones with blessings from above
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 9:39pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 9:34pm.
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hahahahha! Good point!
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It's ok - we can fake it like no other culture:)
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 9:34pm.
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hahahahha! Good point!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 9:29pm.
Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 8:33pm
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Thank you, you made a lot of good points, all of which I'm too lazy to type.
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Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 8:33pm
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Thank you, you made a lot of good points, all of which I'm too lazy to type.
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Faire rire une femme, c'est la séduire
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