The Hogans Can't Drive: Part 1,234,564
When you see a Hogan driving down the street, immediately get out of their way, pull the fuck over, run out of your car and take shelter in a safe place.
Yesterday afternoon in Clearwater, FL, Linda Hogan was involved in a little accident not far from Nick Hogan's tragic car crash.
The po po said that Linda's white Mercedes-Benz didn't get that fucked up, but the other car involved in the accident got most of the damage. The police also said, "She was rear-ended, but it was just a fender-bender and there were no injuries reported."
He's talking about her car, by the way. We already know that bitch has been rear-ended, side-ended, front-ended, etc... She is a walking beat down wreck! Although, it was smart of her to get those airbag titties installed a while ago. They saved her!
A witness-type told TMZ that the accident was not Linda's fault, but I don't buy it. Everything is the Hogans fault. They are to blame for everything. When I can't go caca right, I blame the Hogans. They shouldn't be allowed behind the wheel of moving vehicles. Better yet, they should not be allowed to leave their homes.
Here's some super exciting pictures of Linda and her manchild at the scene of the accident yesterday.
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Hmmm ... I'm thinking Linda or whatever her name is could be a lil bit PREGGERS!
that should be another incident not accident.
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linda needs to get a little place and set up shop as a fortune teller.
"She's just helping him with his math homework. Last night she showed him how many times 18 goes into 47."
LMAO!!!!!
this 19 year old just wants fame or maybe he really does like much older she-hulks
I hate this family
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 12:31am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 12:26am.
I'm thinking once is twice as much as I'd want to.
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I don't blame you. However, I think she's doing a pretty good job of fucking herself.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 12:26am.
I'm thinking once is twice as much as I'd want to.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:42pm.
Are we sure the bitch cow was driving? Cause she looks the type to let her boytoy take the wheel while she chickenheads the fucker.
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Ummm, I don't think kids are allowed to sit in the front seat. Well maybe they are, if there's a responsible adult with them.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:52pm.
She's just helping him with his math homework. Last night she showed him how many times 18 goes into 47.
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Eeeuuuuuww. Hehehehe.
I'm guessing once...he looks like a one hit wonder.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:52pm.
She's just helping him with his math homework. Last night she showed him how many times 18 goes into 47.
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*grabbing calculator* *enters math problem*...*gasp* Oh, shit! *falls over laughing* Me loves you, TV. You always make me laugh. It don't matter how miserable I be feeling..your funny always makes my day!!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:50pm.
She's just helping him with his math homework. Last night she showed him how many times 18 goes into 47.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:44pm.
Yeah, like she lets him drive. He can't even be trusted to pick out a hairstyle.
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Ummm..I'm thinking she's more concerned about his other "head"........*mumbling*.....if you know what I'm sayin'...
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
UGH! i hate this scraggy blonde haired bitches!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:42pm.
Yeah, like she lets him drive. He can't even be trusted to pick out a hairstyle.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Are we sure the bitch cow was driving? Cause she looks the type to let her boytoy take the wheel while she chickenheads the fucker.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
It's time for a Florida judge to declare the entire Hogan clan legally brain dead so they can be promptly euthanized.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:32pm.
The worst part about the accident was that Spicoli was late for his driver's test.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:29pm.
moooo! i hope that fetus hits it from the back, so he can grab onto that clip on ponytail....ick...just got a visual...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Who was the whore that said he looks like he's asking his mom for his allowance? Cuz that bitch is dead on! TITS was that you? No, seriously, that shit WONED this thread HWORES....NAILED IT!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:26pm.
Him fucking that cow just shows how much he's into beastiality.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
linda hogan fucking that fetus must be like the closest thing to incest she'll ever get to...gross...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
I want to know WTF the paps trailing these losers for? Maybe they were hoping for a 'bodies mashed in car' shot. I know I am.
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The other driver was probably momentarily blinded by the sight of fugly Linda Hogan in that dress!
Oh, I thought you said HoHan! Hmm easily could have been.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 7:20pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 6:59pm.
Leave my Cholly ALLLOOOOOOOOONNNEE! ;-). I don't care what he says, he's a hot slut.
If I didn't think you were insane before, Charles Manson/Jim, I certainly do now.
That comment sealed the deal.
...and I won't even get started on "tragic" spelled with a "J"
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THAT WAS MEAN AND UNCIVILALIZED. AS FUCKED UP AS I KNOW I AM I NEVER INSULT OR ATTACK ANOTHER PERSON. FOR YOUR PERSONAL KNOWLEGE I HAVE A MASTERS IN MATHEMATICS AND AM HIGHLY INTELLIGENT. I WOULDNT FUCKING GODDAMN DREAM OF THE PROSPECT OF POSSIBLY MAKING ANOTHER PERSON FEEL BAD.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I have been driving for 25 fucking YEARS. In NEW FUCKING YORK. Not one Motherfucking accident. This crinkly old piece of shit is crashing why?????
The Hogans should just get Flintstone cars and peddle with their fat feet.
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all the Hogan car keys and jetpacks need to get thrown in the ocean.
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IG,
Shirley not!
angel_i,
Right!?!? I mean, I have never been strolling the airport thinking "Blast it, if there was just SOMEPLACE in this strange city to rent a movie before I fly all the way home!"
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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 6:59pm.
If I didn't think you were insane before, Charles Manson/Jim, I certainly do now.
That comment sealed the deal.
...and I won't even get started on "tragic" spelled with a "J"
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THAT WAS MEAN AND UNCIVILALIZED. AS FUCKED UP AS I KNOW I AM I NEVER INSULT OR ATTACK ANOTHER PERSON. FOR YOUR PERSONAL KNOWLEGE I HAVE A MASTERS IN MATHEMATICS AND AM HIGHLY INTELLIGENT. I WOULDNT FUCKING GODDAMN DREAM OF THE PROSPECT OF POSSIBLY MAKING ANOTHER PERSON FEEL BAD.
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 7:07pm.
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I dunno--- hopefully they don't rent "Airport". :)
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 7:07pm.
IG!
Ello love!
Red Box is a 'vending machine' that has the latest movies in it. You rent them for 1 dollar a day. Just wondering if people rent alot of movies in airports???
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They must make a mint on late fees!
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IG!
Ello love!
Red Box is a 'vending machine' that has the latest movies in it. You rent them for 1 dollar a day. Just wondering if people rent alot of movies in airports???
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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
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Clarisse!! How do? And WTF is a Red Box machine?
Charles Manson on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 6:54pm.
I LIVE TWO BLOCKS FROM THEM IN CLEARWATER. I AM NOT A PERSONAL FRIEND BUT HAVE MEET AND SPOKE WITH THEM ON MANY OCCASIONS. HULK AND HIS KIDS ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE. VERY GRACIOUS AND DOWN TO EARTH. THE WIFE IS ULTRA SQUIRRELLY. BUT THE REST ARE SUPER COOL. I FELT BAD FOR NICK GETTING IN THE ACCIDENT. IT WAS REALLY STUPID OF HIM BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF KIDS WHO SPEED AROUND. HE WAS JUST DOING WHAT EVERY OTHER KID DOES AND LOST CONTROL OF HIS CAR AND THE OUTCOME WAS UNFORTUNATELY TRAJIC.
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I should of known.
If I didn't think you were insane before, Charles Manson/Jim, I certainly do now.
That comment sealed the deal.
...and I won't even get started on "tragic" spelled with a "J"
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I don't want to be your other half, I believe that one and one make two
- Alanis Morisette "Not The Doctor"
I am not a violent person by nature, but the Hogan family makes me want to see their entrails ripped out while they are still alive.
Off topic, I am watching the news about the big storm in Chicago and they were showing the inside of the airport. There was a Red Box machine in there. Why?
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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
I LIVE TWO BLOCKS FROM THEM IN CLEARWATER. I AM NOT A PERSONAL FRIEND BUT HAVE MEET AND SPOKE WITH THEM ON MANY OCCASIONS. HULK AND HIS KIDS ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE. VERY GRACIOUS AND DOWN TO EARTH. THE WIFE IS ULTRA SQUIRRELLY. BUT THE REST ARE SUPER COOL. I FELT BAD FOR NICK GETTING IN THE ACCIDENT. IT WAS REALLY STUPID OF HIM BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF KIDS WHO SPEED AROUND. HE WAS JUST DOING WHAT EVERY OTHER KID DOES AND LOST CONTROL OF HIS CAR AND THE OUTCOME WAS UNFORTUNATELY TRAJIC.
The Hogans get too much press. They're like Amy Winehouse in that way. It's just, I mean, who cares already, OK?
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I wonder how many times a day her 'manchild' gets asked if his mother (she-hulk Linda) is thankful they spend so much time together.
Both sorry losers, far as I can tell.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
That is one ugly white bitch!! If I saw her working the till at the local KFC, I would kind of like quietly move over to the next line figuring that anybody that fucking ugly has to come with some "love" diseases!
man, she's lucky, for I too love manchild cock! the day before my 49th b-day, my neighbor's 19 year old nephew from Guadalajara, Mexico gave me the best gift of all, peen for 3 weeks until he went back home, well, i told him i wasn't going to be his sugarmama, so he left the next day with only the new Tevas and 60 bucks i gave him:( oh, well, onward up to my next hot tamale! yum, yum!!
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
Aaaah, they'll ALL be suckin' off old trolls behind dumpsters for generic brand cigarettes before this whole thing's over.
angel_i, I'm convinced that's her long lost, blonde haired placenta.
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Ew! That's her BOYFRIEND?!? LOL! Gross.
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does she have any money or just a magic snatch?
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That boy looks like he's asking for his allowance.
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