Madonna's Own Personal Jesus
Hopefully, this shit is true and Vadge is finally trying to loosen up her knotty twatty with the help of a young hot piece. According to Page Six and Glamurama, Vadge was shooting some shit for W Magazine (AGAIN!) in Rio with a male model who goes by the name of Jesus Luz. Vadge must have wanted a little Jesus in her, because she invited him to join her on tour in Sao Paolo. Of course, he went along, because if you don't do what Vadge says, her saber tooth snatch will bite you.
Glamurama said, "Everyone knows they are ficando - which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards."
This is exactly what Vadge needs to be doing. Fuck that A-Rod creature. She needs to whore it up and pass the pussssay around! The ten-foot long stick that's been stuck up her roided-up ass for far too long needs to be pulled out, so that some hard dick can go in! That's why she's so fucking uptight with all her LISTS, because she needs new and different kinds of peen. Variety is really the spice of life. Being a mega whore will set you free. It might also get you a few trips to the free clinic, but that's a small price to pay!
I say, get it, ride it, suck it, slap it, dump it and then get a new one! Seriously, if she did that shit, she might not be such a royal cunt all the time.
Here's a few pictures of Vadge's hopefully hot piece of the moment. And he's perfect, because when you scream JESUS, you'll be saying his name too! And it goes without saying, but I'd hit it in the manger.
Images: Glamurama
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Is it still cool to be with Madonna? That guy looks like my friend's brother; although he's Puerto Rican/Mexican, not named Jesus and engaged...
i think they're friends only. nothing serious though. but we'll never know.
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he looks jaundice
*tiptoes out*
Nope. Not touching this one again.
I think I have a bigger dick than that man.
I want a sex ramp so I can get off. I can't even believe such a thing exist. I think sex should be elegal for that man.
Madge is trying to pass off a smitten young gay fan as her lover. Let's face it, she has joined the ranks of Liza Minnelli, Debbie Reynolds, and Barbra Streisand.
Very cute guy however.
Exactly Madonna !!
DGMW that English guy had a cute accent but lets face it; English me are uptight and cold, no offense, but really. When she got with him she started dressing like some kind of nun. WTF
Get your self some "after divoce", hot, young, model ass to warm your cooch up after that cold BLOKE
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My brother wouldn't touch your titties with a ten foot pole. He likes his women bad, Lenora, not cheap.
Her vagina would swallow him whole!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Yea-ha. He has a gay-for-pay face. Doubt they're doing sexy times.
C'mon. He likes boys. I'd bet Madonna's cobwebbed crotch that he's gay.
Submitted by Bunny_Ann on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 1:10pm.
What's sad is I think he's cuter when he's not smiling...that middle picture reminds me of Andy Samburg which is NOT good.
I thought the same thing, Bunny_Ann!
Madonna is a gay icon so he's probably just a friend.
he's pretty but he looks like he's twelve...what point is vadge trying to make with a kid who looks like he's about the same age as her daughter...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
This one doesn't belong in a manger, he belongs in a nursery!
Shame on Madge, she should leave the children alone!
Um GAY!!! And what is with that chin???? He looks like the love child of Phelps and someone actually fuckable...I mean, he's kinda like Jennifer Aniston...not a totaly butterface but, yeah, kinda... Like Jenny, he's totally a butter chin...And bitch should not grin EVER...Fortunately, hanging around the Gristle Monster, he won't....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
sorry madonna, i'm pretty sure he's gay
hmm. Jesus fucking Madonna. I've actually used a version of that as a curse.
"Jesus fucking mary"
or the variation...
"Jesus fucking christ"
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Submitted by roxie on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 6:33pm.
He's handsome, but I bet he's about 20 years younger than her.
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Faire rire une femme, c'est la séduire
I´m from Rio and her show was amazing. And the photos from W magazine was made in hotel Glória.
See my post about Madonna in vertigop.blogspot.com
A 31-year old rapes a 13-year old and PLANNED PARENTHOOD COVERS IT UP!?! this is filthy and entirely true I think..***http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTxsWZz9whg ***
ficando - which is a Portuguese expression
...for boning.
but hey I need Jesus too!
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kitty side eye!
http://www.sockandawe.com/
THROW THE SHOE AT THE BUSH!!
I have a much better body than this faggot.
I can just imagine the conversation that took place between these two.
Madonna: "So, you wanna fuck?"
Jesus: "Uh, OK."
His eyes are too set close together, it makes him look mentally challenged. And I can't deal with bimbo guys who take themselves so fucking seriously that they cannot be bothered to relax and smile. He looks like a squirrel, he has squirrel-face goin' on there.
edit: Oh! Never mind, he IS smiling after all, in the inset pictures. I just hadn't looked at them yet. Well, I still don't like him. Intellectually weak man-boys turn me off.
PASS! The pretty ones are lame fucks.
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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
He looks gay as a 3-dollar bill.
Oooo, he's a nice one.
"I say, get it, ride it, suck it, slap it, dump it and then get a new one!" - Words of wisdom, MK!
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He's handsome, but I bet he's about 20 years younger than her.
I've heard that the penises of uncut men may be more sensitive to stimulation because the foreskin protects the head of the penis except when it's erect. Consequently, it's not exposed to the every-day stimulation of being rubbed against clothing etc like the cut peen. I have no idea if this is true, but I am willing, nay determined!!! to test this thesis and will report back.
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Faire rire une femme, c'est la séduire
On the "cut vs. uncut" thing, I have to weigh in. I had a man who was uncut and the problem we had was, in the beginning, when we were going at it like bunnies, he would get really bad sore spots. Other than that, once you get down to business time, it looks just like everybody else.
Also, on the size matters subject, I would much rather have somebody average to under that knew what they were doing than someone with half a brain with a big club. The biggun's usually believe too much of their own hype.
Best thing for him, really.
His therapy was going no where...
She just a trifling ho..That dude is as savory as my fruit cake under my tree. I don't know why she was married to old Wonder Bread Guy, when she likes the dark meat. Be real wit yo self, Vadge!! You needed some coffee in yo cream, girl!!! LOL
i´m really scared of the crowd. otherwise, i´d go all by myself... damn it!!!!
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Maybe he's her long-lost grandson.
That or Madonna is a roided-up old pervert.
young and dumb, that's how I like em too.
Dea, go scalp the ticket, make your money back and then some!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Dea - for God's sake don't waste that $300 you already wasted once on that ticket - GO! On your own if you have to - it's just a show after all. Or if you really can't face it go to the venueand flog it - don't throw good money after bad!
Come on - everyone knows madge has been slutting it around with men/women/both at the same time for years now. She keeps everyone schtum with confidentiality agreements. Is no-one reading ianundercover.com? Do I have to do everything myself?! He he he.
Sorry I just don't get the slut mentality. The idea of fucking the entire world is a turnoff to me, it just is. Kind of gross too, I don't need to see all those random people's genitals
Dea on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:51pm.
i´m really pissed. i´m in sao paulo, and her show is within a few hours, and I´M JUST NOT GOING. i have the ticket, but i had a huuuge fight with my friend, so i´m not in the mood anymore. unbelievable...
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WHAT? Don't let a fight stop you from your plans. 2 months from now the fight will mean nothing. Go have fun!
(I can't believe I am telling you to go see madonna)
i´m really pissed. i´m in sao paulo, and her show is within a few hours, and I´M JUST NOT GOING. i have the ticket, but i had a huuuge fight with my friend, so i´m not in the mood anymore. unbelievable...
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 3:10pm.
"Everyone knows they are ficando - which is a Portuguese expression that means CANOODLING!!!!!!"
not really...
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Vadge's poor old ovaries are saying "save me, someone save me!" Same old hag, same old hag!
Submitted by lynniepoo on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 2:44pm.
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I am white and am VEEERY attracted to Black & Spanish men...yet "ended" up with a white dude.
Maybe he made her laugh.That wears off really quickly though.I should know.
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"I say get it, ride it,suck it,slap it,dump it and then get a new one" MK 12/20/08
"Everyone knows they are ficando - which is a Portuguese expression that means CANOODLING!!!!!!"
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Submitted by Gry on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 1:52pm.
this overheated drag queen manque who carries off young men to your lair like Grendel's Mother.
Ha!!
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Je vais et je viens, entre tes reins.
Can someone please tell Madonna she's 50 years old and no matter how many younger dudes she has sex with, how many yoga/gym hours she wastes, how many macrobiotic food she eats or how much plastic surgery she pays for, she will NEVER be young again. Thanks.
It doesn't mean she has to become a grandma, but what she needs is to own her age with dignity.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
People in south and central American countries.look faaaaaar different than peeps here. They truly are gorgeous...there is some fineness that is rarely, if ever spotted up here. This country is going to hell in a handbasket anyway....im trying to move my ass down there!
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Im hungury! Im bout to go get some fish tacos from del taco yall.....Mmmmmm....
Who knew?
The 'Sticky & Sweet' tour has discovered some hard candy?
Madonna has become a cougar?
So many questions!
"Everyone knows they are ficando." Yeah, nothin serious, they just ficando around. heh heh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU