Madonna's Own Personal Jesus
Hopefully, this shit is true and Vadge is finally trying to loosen up her knotty twatty with the help of a young hot piece. According to Page Six and Glamurama, Vadge was shooting some shit for W Magazine (AGAIN!) in Rio with a male model who goes by the name of Jesus Luz. Vadge must have wanted a little Jesus in her, because she invited him to join her on tour in Sao Paolo. Of course, he went along, because if you don't do what Vadge says, her saber tooth snatch will bite you.
Glamurama said, "Everyone knows they are ficando - which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards."
This is exactly what Vadge needs to be doing. Fuck that A-Rod creature. She needs to whore it up and pass the pussssay around! The ten-foot long stick that's been stuck up her roided-up ass for far too long needs to be pulled out, so that some hard dick can go in! That's why she's so fucking uptight with all her LISTS, because she needs new and different kinds of peen. Variety is really the spice of life. Being a mega whore will set you free. It might also get you a few trips to the free clinic, but that's a small price to pay!
I say, get it, ride it, suck it, slap it, dump it and then get a new one! Seriously, if she did that shit, she might not be such a royal cunt all the time.
Here's a few pictures of Vadge's hopefully hot piece of the moment. And he's perfect, because when you scream JESUS, you'll be saying his name too! And it goes without saying, but I'd hit it in the manger.