January 10th Is A Nice Day For A Piss Wedding
Josh Duhamel and Fuggie Fug will become man and methface on January 10th in Los Angeles so says People. The two became promised to each other last year. Apparently, the guest list will include Kate Hudson, Nicole Kidman and fellow piss-lovers R. Kelly and Kim KardASSIAN. I lied about those last two, but Fuggie should invite them, because pee pee admirers should stick together.
Maybe Depends can make a special one-of-a-kid lacy blue diaper for Fuggie on her special day? Instead of throwing rice, the guests will throw Detrol LA pills. Josh should agree to stay with Fuggie through pissness and health and for richer or pee-er. And at the end of the ceremony, the preacher will say "you may now change the bride's diaper." I can go and on. Fuggie's pissy pussy never gets old!
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Damn! - he's leaving with Fergie. I don't hate Fergie!
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The Puppy Cam Song
It'll be great to see Fergie cartwheel up the aisle at last.
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Je vais et je viens, entre tes reins.
Fergie's face looks pinched, like a middle-aged housewife from the Rust Belt. She's not attractive at all. Josh probably has to put one of her Depends over her face when he's poking her.
Remember: Crying in public doesn't really make you less of a man. It does, however, make you more of a woman.
Dot, honey, you deserve so much better. Really. No jokes here. You'll find out there's a nice guy out there for you once you kick this one to the curb.
Jebus Dot, bless you!
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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
Slutts,
You rock! Need some ice??
This Hptotiq shit started out yum, but is now toot-sweet.
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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
Either Josh is 10' tall or Fergie is 4' tall. (I don't wanna hear about no "perspective.")
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Je vais et je viens, entre tes reins.
Oops, I'm seeing double already.
I thought J. Aniston taught everyone not to marry someone that much prettier than you. This is gonna be a hard lesson for you methface.
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I dont think, I drink.
Clarisse, as your friend I cannot let you drink alone. So here's to us....Cheers.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 10:34pm.
Cripes, Chuck, you sound (retch) sincere.
Slutts,
Hmmm...hard to tell what I said. Kicked boy da fark out (sorry Mom...still a spinster) and have been sipping Hpnotiq (sp?) this evening....
Christmas is gonna rock again this year!!!
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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
Submitted by . on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 9:54pm
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IT COULD BE FUCKING WORSE. THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO FUCKING DEAL WITH SOME GODDAMN ABUSE. I REALLY LOVE MY SPOUSE. EVEN THOUGH I COME REALLY CLOSE TO WANTING TO FUCKING JACKSLAP HER SOMETIMES, I WOULD NEVER HURT HER. PEOPLE WHO GET FUCKING MARRIED AND DIVORCED AND MARRIED AND DIVORCED REALLY DONT FUCKING COMPERHEND THE DEFINITION OF COMMITMENT. WHEN YOU ARE FIRST DATING SOMEONE YOU LIKE A WHOLE LOT THERE CAN BE A LOT OF FEELINGS OF EXTREME INFATUATION AND LONGING. ONCE YOU ARE TOGETHER A WHILE THAT WEARS OFF AND THE RELATIONSHIP BECOMES ONE OF DEEP FRIENDSHIP AND TOTAL AND COMPLETE TRUST. ONCE YOU HAVE THAT, YOU HAVE EVERYTHING. THERE IS NOTHING MORE SEXY IN THE WORLD THAN SEEING A COUPLE TOGETHER WHO GENUINELY LOVE EACH OTHER AND ARE THE BEST OF FRIENDS AND TOTALLY TRUST EACH OTHER WITH THEIR LIVES.
., I can get over the small peen, the rest of his body helps me to forget.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 10:01pm.
Are they getting married in an E-PISS-copal church?
LOL! Gads, she is fugly.
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4/4/79 - 1/22/08
Slutts! I burst out laughing when I clicked on your link! I hope that was the response you were going for. :)))))))))
I'm sorry Clarisse, did you say something, I meant to only lick my screen, but somehow my teeth became stuck.
I don't know how ugly girls who get with boys prettier than them ever have even a shadow of an inkling that...uh...GAY?
Slutts,
Is he trying to tell me that Timmy is in the well?? Over THERE!!!
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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
Here you bunch of sluts, don't say I didn't give you a Christmas gift.
http://rantsthoughtsmerde.blogspot.com/2008/11/birthday-wishes-to-duhame...
What does he see in her??? What a waste...
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
Daddy Spears
If Fuggie's forehead (or Neanderthalish 2head) gets any smaller her eyebrows will be her hairline...Can't Tyrasaurus donate some of her 8head to this cavewoman?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Are they getting married in an E-PISS-copal church?
Michael,
That's the same day as Jemaine Clement's birthday.
At least something awesome will be happening that day.
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Sara M.
what a waste!!!!!!!!!!!
The oddest hairline I ve seen in women, besides Angela Landsbury(sp?).her hair is growing right in the middle of her forehead. she should laser it off.
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*Power corrupts*Absolute power corrupts absolutely*
*None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free-goethe*
"Man and Methface"...
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
*coughs* *rolls*
Sings in Girlie version of Billy Idol:
"It's a nice day for a meth weddingggg!"
WELL YOU BETTER GET GOOD AND FUCKING READY FOR IT FUCKER. ONCE YOU GET MARRIED THAT IS THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON YOU ARE FUCKING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. THEN YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEM FUCKING GODDAMN SLOP THEIR FOOD AROUND YOU HAVE FUCKING SPENT FUCKING HOURS PREPARING. THEN YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ALL THEIR WHINNING FUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING BULLSHIT WITH A STUPID FUCKING SMILE ON YOUR FACE. BUT I WOULDNT HAVE IT ANYOTHER FUCKING WAY. FUCK.
I wonder if they'll play "My Humps" as their wedding song.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I thought they all posed like that so as to avoid being caught with a double chin, chubby arms or hippos hips.
Whatever, don't mind Fergie anymore these days and Josh is alright too as far as I know.
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Do not wait for the last judgment. It takes place every day.
Albert Camus
She actually seems like a nice person not like the usual fuckpigs you post photos of. I hope they are happy.
OMG, the look on the guy's face behind her is PRICELESS!!!!
And why is she trying to do the Parisite Hilton famewhore pose?
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
We're on "Team Against Media-Whoring Husband-Stealing Baby Collecting Tatted-up Freakshows." - Stoney, 12/2008
I guess they can add Jenny McCarthy to the list:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/09/22/jenny_mccarthy_pees_he...
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The look on the guy's face downwind says it all.
Can't somebody piss themselves on-stage without having it thrown in their face whenever their name comes up? I mean come on, think about her incredible contributions to the world of music. Oh, wait... pissing herself WAS her only real contribution. Never mind.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
WTF theyre marrying on my bday. damnit now the world is going to come to an end
"Golden bridal shower" belongs in here somewhere.
i want to see what their spawn looks like...and the stupid name they choose...
he's kind of johnny knoxville hot...i'd hit it from the front, and back...