January 10th Is A Nice Day For A Piss Wedding
Josh Duhamel and Fuggie Fug will become man and methface on January 10th in Los Angeles so says People. The two became promised to each other last year. Apparently, the guest list will include Kate Hudson, Nicole Kidman and fellow piss-lovers R. Kelly and Kim KardASSIAN. I lied about those last two, but Fuggie should invite them, because pee pee admirers should stick together.
Maybe Depends can make a special one-of-a-kid lacy blue diaper for Fuggie on her special day? Instead of throwing rice, the guests will throw Detrol LA pills. Josh should agree to stay with Fuggie through pissness and health and for richer or pee-er. And at the end of the ceremony, the preacher will say "you may now change the bride's diaper." I can go and on. Fuggie's pissy pussy never gets old!
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hahahaha Nittay! He is very, very tall and pretty skinny. But cute, definitely cute. I was a sweaty pig (we were at the Stairs of course), so I wasn't even going to attempt it! (Same thing when I met Owen Wilson)
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I don't want to be your other half, I believe that one and one make two
- Alanis Morisette "Not The Doctor"
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:55pm.
What has scared the man in the back of the picture?
I need details.
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The "girl" in the foreground of the picture would be my guess.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
At this very minute, Josh is telling some friend of the night that he met PSL.
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:53pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:46pm.
hey everyone! is this where the party is?
Hells, yeah! Sluttsville is showing nekkid pics of the groom to be, Clarisse is passing around some Hpnotiq.
Tiger needs to show up with some, ahem... catnip.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:54pm.
PSL, you dog! You didn't jump that man when you had the chance? *SHOT*
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She didn't have the 2 things he looks for in a gf, methface and a penis.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
What has scared the man in the back of the picture?
I need details.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:50pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:44pm.
As your parole officer, I can't tell you that I stole the Ripple. And don't read that, either.
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As your shrink, I would say I need a refill or you'll be classified as a repeat offender!
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I'll just blame my other personality, Cybill. She's the one that keeps bouncing checks, too.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
PSL, you dog! You didn't jump that man when you had the chance? *SHOT*
To the person who can make the big naked woman on the right either disappear or throw a blanket over her, I will give you a hundred bazillion dollars or a glass of TV's Ripple.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:46pm.
hey everyone! is this where the party is?
Hells, yeah! Sluttsville is showing nekkid pics of the groom to be, Clarisse is passing around some Hpnotiq.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Me, Slutts and Nitty at the same time....how often does that happen anymore? Where's Dee dammit?!
Remember when I told you all I met Fergie? Well, I met Josh 3 weeks before...i was teasing him asking where the TMZ Crew was....
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I don't want to be your other half, I believe that one and one make two
- Alanis Morisette "Not The Doctor"
the dude in the background looks terrified. lol
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:44pm.
As your parole officer, I can't tell you that I stole the Ripple. And don't read that, either.
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As your shrink, I would say I need a refill or you'll be classified as a repeat offender!
Well PSL....you're here....so now it's a party.
WARNING....I can longer type and spell...I couldn't when I was sober either, but now I don't care. No need peoples to hit me with a dictionary, but you can hit me with Josh's dicktionary.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:46pm.
hey everyone! is this where the party is?
Hellyeah. It's BYOB. Bring Your Own Bitchiness.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:44pm.
As your parole officer, I can't tell you that I stole the Ripple. And don't read that, either.
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TV, you know that I can't read, I just look at the pretty pictures.
hey everyone! is this where the party is?
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I don't want to be your other half, I believe that one and one make two
- Alanis Morisette "Not The Doctor"
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:41pm.
The guy on the right recoiling in horror from the sight of Fergie is so damn funny.
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The fact that they cropped out the other 2 billion recoiling dudes is disappointing though. And those are just the ones to the right.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:39pm.
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*knockin' glasses" Cheers!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:38pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:33pm.
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You can afford Ripple?
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As your parole officer, I can't tell you that I stole the Ripple. And don't read that, either.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
RUN JOSH RUN LIKE THE WIND.........
This makes me sad. He's so HWAT and she's so NWAT!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
The guy on the right recoiling in horror from the sight of Fergie is so damn funny.
Submitted by . on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 10:59pm.
hello dot...since i'm temping and have to count the pennies, i plan on staying home, watch movies and hang out with my nephew and the rest of the family...what's your plans for christman...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:33pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:28pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:22pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 10:38pm.
Clarisse, as your friend I cannot let you drink alone. So here's to us....Cheers.
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As Slutty's parole officer, I can't let her drink with just one other person. cheers!
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As both their shrinks, I can only say that I now drink for medicinal purposes.
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As someone with no medical insurance, I'd like to thank Nitty for providing treatment in exchange for a bottle of Ripple and half a microwave burrito.
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I'd like to make a toast, to Michael K., who is helping us all get through the holiday stress with snarky smirks on our faces. Cheers, bitches!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:33pm.
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You can afford Ripple?
Hey Dot:
You can have my voodoo doll I got when I was in New Orleans. I was keeping it for my ex, but I think your spouse needs it more. Just glue some of his hair or fingernail clippings on it and poke it over and over with the black pin. Even if it doesn't work, it might make you feel a little better. Jussayin...
Submitted by . on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:33pm
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I think I knew that you were pip...no, we never had any probs. (-:
If things become intolerable, then you know you have the strength to get out. I believe we are all stronger and braver than we think we are.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:33pm.
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TV! Don't forget about the rest of my fries and my half eaten whopper during last weeks session.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:28pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:22pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 10:38pm.
Clarisse, as your friend I cannot let you drink alone. So here's to us....Cheers.
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As Slutty's parole officer, I can't let her drink with just one other person. cheers!
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As both their shrinks, I can only say that I now drink for medicinal purposes.
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As someone with no medical insurance, I'd like to thank Nitty for providing treatment in exchange for a bottle of Ripple and half a microwave burrito.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
My parole officer and shrink is here, I think there's a country song.
Submitted by . on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:22pm.
Honey, I wish I could help you feel better. I can imagine what you're going through. I don't know your sitch, but I can feel your emotions. I think it is very important that you talk to a therapist. It will help you see things in perspetive. It will also help you find the inner strength to do what you need to do for your happiness and well-being. I've been in an abusive marriage. It sucks. You WILL be ok if you use the strength you've already got inside. *Sending you a virtual squeeze*
On topic: Fergie is another "singer" who can't carry a tune for millions a year. I tell ya, life ain't fair!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
*pours TV healthy Hpnotiq on ice*
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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
Oh, and dot...we have rarely spoken, but hang tough...it's okay to vent. I am having a depressing evening full of sadness. It is okay to let your feelings out. Plus, please remember that you are worth having all good things.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:22pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 10:38pm.
Clarisse, as your friend I cannot let you drink alone. So here's to us....Cheers.
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As Slutty's parole officer, I can't let her drink with just one other person. cheers!
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As both their shrinks, I can only say that I now drink for medicinal purposes.
I think I may be in love with Charles Manson. That is all.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 10:38pm.
Clarisse, as your friend I cannot let you drink alone. So here's to us....Cheers.
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As Slutty's parole officer, I can't let her drink with just one other person. cheers!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Both on their way down *looks over shoulder to make sure teenaged daughter isn't holding a steak knife near her back*...match made in *winces* heaven.
Submitted by . on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:05pm
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You are Ok you precious one. You sweet baby. You are a precious dear.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Dot,
Sweet. Someone in pain is automatic support. Vent all you need. (then delete cuz o'ticks)
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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:14pm.
It's a tough one, but you can part the hair way on the side, or do bangs from the top of the head.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:06pm.
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You can count on me. I am in ass fucking men mode... Did I mention I once hit a bully so hard I sent him to the hospital? He was twice taller and three times heavier... I was 14... Thank God the nuns never found out... LOL.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:08pm.
Whoa! Uh...Not a good idea to part your hair down the middle, Methface. Low foreheads don't need that kind of attention. *glancing in mirror* Hmmm..I'm good.
How does one flatter a low hairline? You can't do bangs because they'd only be like a half an inch long...
He's marrying CarrotTop?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Whoa! Uh...Not a good idea to part your hair down the middle, Methface. Low foreheads don't need that kind of attention. *glancing in mirror* Hmmm..I'm good.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Dlisters! Let's get together and "Goodbye Earl" Dot's hubby. That's a great idea, Lory.
Speaking of meth, the mother of Sarah Palin's knocked-up daughter's fiancee has been busted.
"CNN has confirmed that Sherry Johnston was arrested on six felony counts of misconduct involving a controlled substance at her home in Wasilla, Alaska."
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Dot, you gotta fucking fuck the fucker with a fucking metal pipe!!! I got two here and I'd be more than happy to help. *Maniacal laughter* And yeah, afterwards you can dispose of the body I mean leave him....
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by . on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 10:46pm.
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I DONT KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU OTHER THAN I AM VERY SORRY YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED THAT. I KNOW THAT GETTING AWAY FROM SOMEONE CAN BE MUCH EASIER SAID THAN DONE, ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN. THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY IS IF YOU HAVE STABLE PARENTS, LEAN ON THEM UNTIL YOU GET STABLE. IF NOT, GO TO YOUR LOCAL CHURCH AND EXPLAIN YOUR SITUATION TO THE FATHER OR PASTOR. YOU WOULD BE SURPISED HOW THEY CAN HELP YOU. NO ONE SHOULD PUT UP WITH ABUSE. THERE ARE THINGS YOU CAN DO. MAYBE NOT TODAY OR EVEN NEXT WEEK, BUT YOU CAN START RESEARCHING AND PLANNING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN RELELATIVELY SOON.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 10:32pm.
., I can get over the small peen, the rest of his body helps me to forget.
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The body of David might help to clarify! lol
what a waste of a hot man...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related