January 10th Is A Nice Day For A Piss Wedding
Josh Duhamel and Fuggie Fug will become man and methface on January 10th in Los Angeles so says People. The two became promised to each other last year. Apparently, the guest list will include Kate Hudson, Nicole Kidman and fellow piss-lovers R. Kelly and Kim KardASSIAN. I lied about those last two, but Fuggie should invite them, because pee pee admirers should stick together.
Maybe Depends can make a special one-of-a-kid lacy blue diaper for Fuggie on her special day? Instead of throwing rice, the guests will throw Detrol LA pills. Josh should agree to stay with Fuggie through pissness and health and for richer or pee-er. And at the end of the ceremony, the preacher will say "you may now change the bride's diaper." I can go and on. Fuggie's pissy pussy never gets old!
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Mmm. Pecan pie!
HELL! maybe angelinababy can lend her some!
i know this is shallow but the bitch has no forehead and that's just plain disturbing
@ dot..I love the eyeball.
Whats on the back of her head that would make that man(Back,right) look that way, and was it still dripping
i thought they already were married? i'm going to have to crash this wedding once and make josh duhamel mine once and for all. with duct tape, plastic bags, gloves and a trunk of course.
A 31-year old rapes a 13-year old and PLANNED PARENTHOOD COVERS IT UP!?! this is filthy and entirely true I think..***http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTxsWZz9whg ***
I give them 13 months. He can do much better. He should take a lesson from Jodi Sweetin and don't knock up the meth head. He'll be sorry.
We seriously need to come up with a betting pool when someone gets married or starts dating. Someone should win a prize for their psychic predictions of doom.
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The bridal gifts could be Detrol LA with some nose powder I take it. Fergie Fug needs a new plastic surgeon before the wedding...ugh...! Her face is really melty lookin'!
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The guy I carpool with USEd to be a huge fan of Fergie until I showed him the pisspants picture. It's so funny how his whole view of her changed after that.
How long before she is knocked up with triplets?
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why Josh?? =\
it's CATURDAY!!
Her pissy pussy might never get old but her methface is killing me. The horrified bystander behind the ugly lady is my hero for 2008.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 10:21am.
But of course he's gay! OF COURSE! There is apparently not one, good looking man under 50 in the entertainment industry in LA who is heterosexual.
*stomping out*
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Hey Joe, don't go! If it makes you feel any better, I think Zac Efron is straight. And Ryan Seacrest, too.
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Submitted by Capitanne on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 9:34am
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But of course he's gay! OF COURSE! There is apparently not one, good looking man under 50 in the entertainment industry in LA who is heterosexual.
*stomping out*
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Change the title MK! My barfday's on January 10th. Now I'm the one who's pissed
I am just sick over this news... She don't deserve that specimen.... somebody do something.... I cant take it, im goin to go take a pill!
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He must be the most deeply closeted gay man in Hollywood if he is actually gonna go through with marrying that meth-beard. No way he is he straight, way too hairless and hot. Once Vegas is canceled, all he'll be known for is the gay guy whose agents made him marry the ugliest beast in Hollywood.
Aw man. I missed a party! And a group hug...
Boo on me!
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They always say look at the mother so that you know what you'll be married to in 20 years. Josh needs to check out methfaces.com to see what he'll be married to in four.
Meth is so addictive. Depletes your body's ability to make dopamine, so people go back because basically, that's the only way they'll ever feel good again. But hollywood marriages don't last anyway. Josh will probably be out of there before Fugly gets back on the pipe.
I am glad these two are finally getting married,they make a hot couple.I think she is very pretty,I don't think there is anything ugly about her.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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It's about time they get married. I love Fergie's methface, and her man it hot hot hot! Anywho, my hot ass sister is working the SuperBowl party that Kim KardASSian, Carmen Electra, and Jenny McCarthy are hosting in Tampa, so hopefully she will have some gossip. Maybe Fergie will attend and piss her pants again?
they should invite 'em.
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I was hoping that no set date meant that this hot piece was gonna wake up and realize that she's not the one and get outta that relationship quicker than Britney's drawn to a bag of Cheetos but I guess it's meant to be. Damn.
Submitted by . on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 12:19am.
Deb?
A mild "thank you" is not enough. THANK YOU from my inner soul...thank you for enlighening me and educating me rather than 'shaming' me. Thank you so much.
I just had to get this out.
We are ALL so vulnerable. Flowers needing love and attention.
One person's ugly is another person's breathtaking beauty...
We are numbed and imbibed with enough 'magic water' to let us be convinced of what is what and what is wrong...what is supposed to be 'beauty'...we are missing the big picture.
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DOT! Hey sweet cheeks! Such a beautiful poem....
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Im hungury! Im bout to go get some fish tacos from del taco yall.....Mmmmmm....
Submitted by . on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 12:02am.
sorry about your broken toe dot...sounds like your kitchen will be full of the christmas spirit...
i'm so sleepy that i'm practically drooling so i'm signing off for tonight...
*smooches*
good nite...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
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They'll get married in an E-piss-copal church in Las Vegas. Trust.
I also wanna join everyone in support of Dot here! Hope you find a way to cope with it all and that your troubles are soon long gone.
@ Sluts: thanks for that link. I had no idea this dude looked so good. I mean, I wasn't even aware his peepee wasn't an adequate size until reading here and thought he's so well proportioned.
Kudos to meface Ferg. She's lucky she doesn't have mefmouf and able to f*ck such a good looking dude?
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Submitted by . on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 12:19am.
I've seen your picture, know your personality, laughed along with you, mastu...enjoyed your video. Ugly never enters the equation. You deserve far better.
Fergie, on the other hand, is fucking horrifying.
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Are R.Kelly and Kim Bigass into golden showers? I didn't know...
Fuggie reminds me of some filthy graffiti I read once in a truck stop bathroom: "I want to lick a pissing pussy."
heehee angel....
I really don't think Fergie is bad looking. She was prettier before she messed with her face, and I have seen her looking bad, but I have also seen her looking good....
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@PSL:
Oooh hunny, I could feel that through the screen!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 12:04am.
Hey TV.....actually I never thought Owen was sexy at all until I met him. The man exudes sex. He's fucking hot. I understand why women are attracted to him now.
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Yeah, I feel the same about Rosie O'Donnell.
There's something in my vodka....
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Hey TV.....actually I never thought Owen was sexy at all until I met him. The man exudes sex. He's fucking hot. I understand why women are attracted to him now.
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I don't want to be your other half, I believe that one and one make two
- Alanis Morisette "Not The Doctor"
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:56pm.
Tiger needs to show up with some, ahem... catnip.
OK!?
*making can opening sounds*
Oh, Tigerlilly!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:57pm.
lol, name-dropping Owen Wilson. That's like bragging about being Rosie O'Donnell's personal trainer.
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Submitted by . on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:54pm.
First, I want to say that I so enjoyed your posts as pip_cheerio. You are a funny fucker!
I'm still in therapy myself, and it helps me enormously. All I can say is USE that superior intelligence to help ypurself, not hurt yourself. Sometimes it's not enough for us to be intelligent, we have to be SMART. There's a diff. I wish you all the best.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri,
(Same thing when I met Owen Wilson)
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Well, for Owen I'd just ask for the mustache ride. His peen can't be any longer than his nose.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:56pm.
She didn't have the 2 things he looks for in a gf, methface and a penis.
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If PSL doesn't hold it against Josh for not having a penis, then he should reciprocate.
My guess is she laid a methfart - those are deadly and loud
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