Friday, December 19th 2008
Lily Allen Mixes Business With Pleasure
Lily Allen's ensembles are always hit-or-miss for me. Sometimes she looks like a piece of trash who uses a toilet as a planter in her back garden and other times she looks like a low-level call girl who goes by the name Delight. Lily looked like the latter while she went to a business meeting today and later did a little shopping. Yes, she wore this ho shit to a business meeting! It looks like her little red bag is filled to the top with condoms! This is exactly what you wear to discuss important business matters. Nothing says "I'm a serious businesswoman" like a mesh dress.
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why isn't shanna sand wearing this? it's the mother of all outfits. awesome. this chick just needs more chi-chis.
She's short, wtf is she supposed to do about that? The horizontal line of the waist chops her in half. If this were shaped differently, without that harsh line, she'd look better/taller. Overall, I think she looks great, just not appropriate for daytime biz.
This is what happens when a person loses a lot of weight--they go of and wear things to show it off, but it just ooks, er, bad.
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true she has short, stubby legs like brit brit BUT she is cute in this look, love the red lippy and black hair!
Is that a cherry tart?
Clearly that is a fashion "do" for the Hollywierd Business meeting dress code handbook.
I dunno, did somebody lie to me when they said that a handjob would get me a job?
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angel, HAHA. I was so specific just to emphasize that I definitely don't want the fat bald guy I work with to show up in this.
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Submitted by Mr. President on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 9:36pm.
I never thought I'd see her look good. I hope this fashion trend catches on with the sexier young female office workers.
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Will this girl just stop being ridiculous already. There is nothing different about you. So do us all a favor. STOP!
Just proves the fact that it's possible for an below average face to make it big in Hollyweird. I mean really, she should be working the KFC in West Hollywood with that face.
Actually...it looks great on her.
She has the shortiest, stubbiest legs, much like Miss Spears, only more obvious, if that's possible, and it looks like it is. She's wearing heels and yet they remain short and thick. Go figure.
do they call bukkake parties "meetings" now?
omg, Lilly... I do love you...love the sex-ay jakie Ho look <3
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Hot look!
She is fuckin disgusting, inside and out. No 2 bit whore outfit can cover the sheer disgustngness that is Lily Allen. She is a waste of air on every level, pathetic 'artist', horrid 'dresser' and even a worse person. Everything she says just sucks and is an attempt for shock value. This bitch is WORTHLESS. Next please.
I can't hate! She looks totally fuckable in those pics.
I love this outfit so freakin much..she looks hot.
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Its funny how even in a pair of hooker platform shoes her legs still look short and fat....
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I love the outfit execpt for the top part. If she had a white shirt under that sweater, it would have looked so much better. And this is definitely not appropriate for a meeting.
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Her body's looking good! The outfit is ok, but not very appropriate for the daytime.
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BB, I think you and I usually have the same taste in clothes, so I am curious when you say you'd wear something like this.
I honestly cannot find an appropriate occasion for it.
I'll take the chanel bag in JUMBO, i hate small bags. This has also let me know whenever I can buy Chanel, it's not between black and red anymore, I'm getting the black one! Thanks lily!
I love this outfit and would wear it myself.Very hot.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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And this outfit reminds me of like I dunno, 40s getup? For a woman who showed her body off back then? It certainly isn't like anything I've seen in a long time. I don't wanna say a 40s call girl or anything, I don't think it's THAT bad but then again they were so reserved back then.
Hah, to the person who says you are supposed to live it up in your 20s. I hear it's 30s now. And I think my 30s are gonna be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better, i'm 29 now and I think i've went through the worst part of life and it can only get better.
woooh! that blowed my mind:)
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Where was I while she got a stomach like that?? Holy Ab Lounger!
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Submitted by Sibsi on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 12:20am.
Yes, Keith. Sort of a B-list all-round talent. Not sure about Joe Strummer but sounds possible and about the right era.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 10:57pm.
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So her dad is famous too? Sorry, not very familiar with Lily's background.
Though I've heard before that Joe Strummer was her godfather, so I suppose her dad must have been his chum for that to happen, which definitely makes him possibly cool.
that there is a milkshake ladies. don't hate, emulate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
I'm coming around on Lily. She lost weight, is dressing up, and put out an ok song. She's also nutty, which makes her entertaining. Her dad sure was.
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What do you want to bet that this is from Posh's collection? It really looks like something she would wear.
I like it, but not for daytime. It makes a great dinner suit.
Lily has lovely breasts, as she has shown many times before!
A high-end call girl outfit...on a chunky chik.
Submitted by Nova on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 9:52pm.
one word-ugly. I know this is every fat girl's dream to dress like a call girl when the weight is off. But honestly, with her it is not about fat, it is about her frame an her frame is not attractive. Her torso is too long and her butt sits too low. And her knees are rubbing each other and face inward, making her look like a bear walking.
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OUCH! I mean a bitch know the truth hurts and shit, but soften it up with some PURPLE DRANK and Mother's Circus Animal Cookies 'fo you go in for the kill next time, Kay ho...;-)
Btw, you right on, slut!
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one word-ugly. I know this is every fat girl's dream to dress like a call girl when the weight is off. But honestly, with her it is not about fat, it is about her frame an her frame is not attractive. Her torso is too long and her butt sits too low. And her knees are rubbing each other and face inward, making her look like a bear walking. I do not like her shoes, and she looks uncomfortable walking in them. Also she does not have ''sexy'' body language. She looks all mismatched. Honestly she would look better dressed like Pink, since both do not look feminine at all, but rather heavy and chubby regardless of weight.
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How cute; she's trying to be like Posh...
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Submitted by luscious_t on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 6:18pm.
TITS-
Lily strikes me as the kind of girl whose demons begin an end with body issues.
I stand by my original opinion. ;)
Totally agree.
I never thought I'd see her look good. I hope this fashion trend catches on with the sexier young female office workers.
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The top makes her boobs/stomach look so good. I don't really like the purse but I dislike the 'trim' on the skirt even more. It would be better without it.
I love the cigarettes with the leather (pleather?) gloves.
Anyway this girl is not chubby (right now). She just doesn't have a waifish frame.
I'd hit it too. Were I into girls that is.
Always thought Lily kinda has - hope this is not blasphemy on my part - a Betty Page kinda body.
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Whatever kiddies. Im all for a bitch who had a miscarriage not so long ago to step out of her place feeling like shes the sexiest bitch alive. Shes giving off " im feeling sexy" vibes in these pics and im loving that.
Also, inst this chick like 23?? Aside from getting shit done arent you supposed to be living it up and having a good time in your early 20s? Shes not a drunken crazy bitch but more like most people at that age.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
body is looking tight. I'd hit it.
She looks good here and the outfit would be cute to wear somewhere at night, but NOT a business meeting. Totally awkward and inappropriate.
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She's still butt.fucking.ugly only now she's a skinnier fuckpig.
Haha, La_Femme_Latina! I totally agree with you on getting a muscular Italian man as an accessory for this outfit.
Are there castings for bodyguards? Sh*t, I'd totally choose a different one, depending on my mood, every day if I were as rich as Lily.
I dont hate it. i think she should have got better purse and shoes and worn it at NIGHT...but dare i say...I like it.
I also would have accessorized w/ a muscular italian man wearing nothing but a speedo and bowtie. thats the perfect combination of slut and businesswoman.
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Who would have thought she had a stomach like that? Go Lily!
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Lily rocks this outfit....love it!
She cleans up nice. :D
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Wow is that hard abs I see on Lily? I like the outfit but I would only wear it in the bedroom to roleplay with the bf. I'd pretend I was a coke addict escort with lots of money.
The shoes are to die for.
Lily is pretty, but she loves Shitney so she went down a few notches in my book.
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Holy Hell i never knew Lily Allen had such a hot mid section. I dont like the outfit because its provocative but because the dress is just kind of a stupid garment. I do love those shoes though and i actually like her. As long as she continues being a funny and hating bitch she will be ok in my book.
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