Lisa Rinna And Her Roid Lips To Do Playboy
Lisa Rinna will take her clothes off and bare her nasties for Playboy Magazine. You know, because it shows everyone that she's 45, fabulous and not afraid to show her body only a plastic surgeon could love.
Lisa basically confirmed the news to Extra. They asked her if the rumors were true and said queefed, "I'm the worst liar on the planet, I can't lie, so... I think that could be a yes."
Okay, Lisa Rinna has an okay body, but those lips of hers still look like if you poked them ass puss would ooze out in gallons. A tube of Preparation H jizzes in its pants every time it sees Lisa's lips. This makes me think that her basement lips probably match, because she's all about symmetry and shit. You know she fills that shit with vegetable oil, collagen, liquid nails and anything else she can shove into a syringe, because even a back alley surgeon won't go near those lips. That shit is so puffed up that Harry Hamlin has to spread them apart using a crowbar just to stick his peen in.
The Photoshop artistes at Playboy will have their work cut out for them when airbrushing her collagen-filled coochie lips.
And when I was researching this important story like any serious journalist would, I found (NSFW) this fucking funny article on why Playboy never shows large labia lips! Playboy hates fatty twatty lips!
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Does she get roid rage when she fights with HH?
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She has ANUS LIPS! Uhm well an Anus that has had one too many fun times.
I don't believe that anyone wants to see Lisa Rinna nude. Except perhaps Harry Hamlin.
I'm fed up of this "so-and-so looks great for her age (usually 40+)". If the woman in question has had plastic surgery then it hardly seems credit-worthy!
http://bernard-callebaut.com/
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ELB and I will be the great deciders of whether your labia(i?) will pass muster.
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We promise not to share.
the DUDE! abides...
What an odd double standard, expecting women to have tiny twat lips but big old puffy Lisa lips up top.
My vajeen is the only part of my body that I think is purty. Well, my eyes are OK and I have strong white teefs.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 6:24pm.
Does anyone here have access to Bernard Callebaut chocolates?
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TITS, probably. Oh why! dammit, i want chocolate!
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Hahahaha! Cisco's balls! Hey, imagine if Cisco and Lisa fucked--boing, boing, boing.
OK Michael... all this talk about fat labia's makes me wonder where are all the Coco pic's? She's the Queen!!!
It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
I can't help but chuckle over the comment about Cisco's balls. One of the docs from Dr. 90210 could help him out. There's a vag-rejuvenation procedure for those out there w/ fat cats, too (think Pamela Anderson).
Does anyone here have access to Bernard Callebaut chocolates?
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Own it like a strap-on.
I had absolutely no idea some men have a big labia- fetish... It really makes me wonder if there are women drooling over, dedicating websites to and writing poems about Cisco Adler's balls. Anybody?
So if large labias need to be reduced because they hurt when riding a bike or get caught in stuff... does that mean guys should have their balls removed for the same reason?
I don't thin I've ever read such a crockload of bullshit in my life!
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"You'd have to really enunciate when asking a bitch to get your beef purse, because if you don't, they could go for your beef puss instead.", MK.
@Lisa:
Does your pussy match your puss? Does your kitty match your kiss? Do you have to wear boy's underwear so you don't stick to vinyl seats?
Ew looks like her lips just want to quit that bitch and deflate somewhere less ugly than her face.
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
Ok I am a dumb ass, like I found it, you found it!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I am now in full labia crisis mode. Pass the brandied egg nog and Xanax...
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Oh fuck wrong topic I posted on but speaking of roid up pussies. Does her lips look like her pussy lips? Playboy doesn't show gross lips. I just read a great article on pussy lips are a no-no in Playboy magazine.
www.sexylabia.com/articles/playboy-labia.htm
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
She's not 45. Her turkey neck says 50. You can plastic surgery all your other body parts, but the neck and hands. They don't lie.
Payday came and with it beer.
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I dont have large inner labia but I figure women who do must have better orgasams because theres more flesh, thus more nerve endings
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I'm so glad I clicked on the link. That site has some serious words of wisdom!
"Sad but true, many of these gifted women see their overdeveloped winged labia more as a curse than a blessing. Their lips get pinched in tight pants or get squeezed when riding a bicycle. They slip out of their undies at the worst moments or make an "embarrassing" bump in a bikini.
Aside from the pinching issue, the other issues could easily be taken a little lighter. For instance, next time you're squatting down in that miniskirt to unload your cart at the grocery store, and your labia happen to slip out of your panties... just smile! Think about how any guy who would notice it will be instantly turned on and how the image of your tantalizing dangling labia will linger in his memory like the temptation of a forbidden fruit."
Oh Mk, how else is she going to seal the deal when she goes to a business meeting. Do you really think they would say yes if she was dressed like a nun? What does she really have to offer?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I have complexes about almost every body part but I´ve never worried about the appearance of my vagina...
she actually already posed for Playboy back in the 90's when she was pregnant!
Her kids must be so proud.
BTW: MK must really be sick today given the gross stories he keeps finding. ;) Love each and every one of them. They inspire us to new heights of snarkiness!
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Well I guess Playboy would love me because I have puffy bagina lips.
My favorite line from the link...."she got the job because of her big pussy lips!"
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Michael, I love you, and you know that, as witnessed by my countless emails to you declaring as such. But, you missed the point of the sexylabia.com article. Playboy does not hate "fatty twatty lips."
It states that Playboy shows infantalized vaginas/labia (whether by the owner's natural state, Photoshop, or tucking) because the magazine is about titillation, not sexually explicit porn. To that end, they typically focus on tits and ass, with the occasional full frontal vagina, and when it is shown, it is played down in appearance by shaved genital hair and reduced labia.
Penthouse, on the other hand, is more overtly sexual, and displays vaginas everywhere, all the time, with a full range of labia sizes, shapes and colors. Fuller labia sends, as does an erect penis, a stronger message of explicit sex. To that end, Playboy has an alternate magazine, known as Playboy Special Editions, which publishes photos of women with varying breast sizes (real and otherwise) and labia sizes - there you will find nude models in all of their full-sized labia glory. There is a strong market for this look, as it is considered more overtly sexual and more focused on the sex act, while traditional Playboy is a "lifestyle" magazine focused on the glossy tease, hence the editorial direction toward breasts, breasts and more breasts.
Her and Holie Jolie could be sisters! Fuck, those are some ugly lips. If I wanted those kind of lips, I'd just role around the poison ivy in my backyard! An allergic reaction will do the job!
ewewewew.... even the top of her lip has a butt crack! fffttt!
It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Cocksucker.
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Lisa stated recently that she realizes she has over done it with the collagen and will no longer be plumping them up! She has an awesome body and I do believe she is over 45.........
FatMarfa
where have you been?
Daaaaaaamn.
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I'm trippin' ballz, man.
Love that article. "If you have been thinking of becoming a Playboy model, but you thought your protruding labia were a no-no, think again."
Yep, THAT's what's been stopping me from becoming a Playboy model!
I didn't realize until recently that my lips are large. I wondered why the strippers at the bar I went to didn't look like me. My friend told me that my labia is large and sexy. I didn't know that there is an under current of men that prefer this. I'm so proud now.
What the hell is going on at playboy? I swear, that brand is sinking faster than the titanic...
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I didn't know there was such a science to pussy lips in porn. That's what I love about Dlisted. I learn something new every day.
@Lisa Linna:
Two words. Quack. Quack.
Which lips are you talking about MK. All four of them? Couldn't tell the difference.
I can't believe I read that whole article.
I've never comtemplated the appearance of *those* lips before...Great - now I'm thinking about it~
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huh... and the wonder why the magazine business is not doing tha well..
http://www.macsparky.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/rm12090loose-lips-si...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
My lips look like that...
DSL good I guess
I met a REAL LIVE person who had the botox in the lips and the Dr. did a mahvelous job. I axed her if they felt normal and she said YUP..
It's rare to see a great botox job that doesn't look like boiled hotdogs.
45???? i thought she was 63!!! Holy crap!
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Wow! Thanks, MK, for the labial education.
I have to believe that Rinna was saying something. She cannot look like that with her face muscles at rest. Can she?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Her lips look like that melted/squished clay pot in Ghost.
Vintage Playboy>>>>>>>>fresh opened pack of dildos>>>>>>>>used condom>>>>>>>>modern Playboy.
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Damn, made an accidental double post. That's a first for me :(
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Fatty twatty lips are the sexieth :)
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