Afternoon Crumbs

haha..congrats cowgirl

Coco's beautiful.

KFed's lady looks like a dude.

I've never seen pics of Nic with herp. Dunno.

I do know that Katiebot had them before she hooked up with Tommygirl. She probably got them from her misogynist douchebag ex. He seems like the sort of creep who'd fail to tell his girlfriend that he got the herp.

So does that mean Nicole got them from Katie? Kinkee!

And Suri is so obviously the spawn of Satan. That expression says it all -- she looks like she's about to giggle and unleash a torrent of flying telekinetic razor blades on some Scientology minion.

Hmmmmm... call it, Tom's inseminated spawn or L.Ron's?

quadruple below. yayks!

www.realitybedroom.com

that crazy cow bitch is pretty hot...

i bet money kfed's new piece is already pregnant...anyone would be standing around kfed...

i don't understand how jim carrey gets jobs...unfunny...

becks can't help it if he's turned on by real women with curves and a stick figure with hideous plastic tits...

eva mendes?

coco's never fails to delight...

i clicked on katie's herpes picture to get a better look...why did i do that...

enrique still does singing gigs?

brooke hogan is a she hulk...that's not a compliment...

don't watch gg...thankfully...

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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related

Katie should walk in the front door of Paris' house and get herself some Valtrex.

I might be sick but a lot of those mug shots are pretty hot

KFed looks like he lost some eight,his chick is fug though

Jim Carrey's sensual bubble bath is hot!

I don't blame Posh one bit,he is a known womanizer

CoCo is hot! Perfect is right!

It's weird that Nic and Katie both have the herp.Tommy must love head

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

http://www.myspace.com/384080529

Haywood,
Thanks! I did a few on da rocks...but I will try that! Wooooooooooooo...drunk type!! This should be fun!

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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.

imagine how much money they must have spent photoshopping coco's cellulite off that picture

Clarrise, mix some Hennesy with that Hypnotiq (or however u spell it) and u've got an Incredible Hulk, or splash in a lil pineapple juice and club soda for a tasty drank..lol

Katie Holmes looks crazy as HELL on those pics, like she's been snorting off Suri's acid green nails!

There's always been something manish about Eva Mendes's face to me....

Coco is a hot ass plastic mess. Who the hell told her that her big fake orange ass was hot??

Brooke Hogan is just a lost cause. Just waiting on her to turn 50 like her mamma and date a 19 year old.

That chick with KFed better holdon tight to her uterus bc it will become rental space for another Federline spawn.

that cow guy is all wrong. only girl cows have milk bags

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Zappy/Deb,
Yeh, I am blessed to have a friggin job period, let alone one that still gives a bonus! Everytime I want to whine about this joint, I remember all the poor people that don't have jobs right now.

Farrah!
Ah!!! On da rocks it is!

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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:28pm.
Ok drunks. What does one do with "Hpnotiq liqueur" and who is comin to my house to help me drink it???
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drink it straight with ice. Yummy!

btw, i HAD to click on the KFed thing to Just jared. It's either we're all there fucking each other or they're trying to be "Dlisted-ish"
Funniest shit evah!

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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:39pm.

Congrats on the bonus, etc! That is one of the few boozes I haven't consumed. I'd probably serve it on ice with some seltzer as a cocktail, and in a snifter for after dinner.
Or you could just swig it out of the bottle...

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

@ Clarisse

http://www.hpnotiq.com/

The website has recipes..Never heard of it before today but me thinks I will have to give it a swirl in my beer mug of sin.

You're blessed to have such a wonderful boss!

*shrugs* It doesn't really bother me. I may almost be flattered... i'm not sure yet

Zappy,
Do you mix it? Or shoot it? Sip it?

My boss is a peach. He's mid-fourty year old British man who is sharp as HELL! In the current recession, he just convinced our parent company to invest millions in us. He personally delivered every xmas gift card. He is, as they say, the dogs bollocks!

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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.

Menti

There's a long line sorry

I think you will eventually get tired and leave

Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:36pm.

Menti

There's a losng line sorry

I think you will eventually get tired and leave
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It's been how long of this shit? She IS herpes.

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Own it like a strap-on.

Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:23pm.

4LC

Oklahoma will be so disappointed. Maybe we can have a 3-way or something?
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*ears perk up*

3 Way!

I want in.....I promise my scabs are all healing very nicely and there should be no puss at all!

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Im hungury! Im bout to go get some fish tacos from del taco yall.....Mmmmmm....

I think the dark circles under Kate Holmes's eyes are in a dead heat with my own.

@Clarisse

'Hpnotiq is an exquisite blend of premium vodka, natural tropical fruit juices and a hint of Cognac which combine to produce its signature frosted blue color.'

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Make breffus slushies?

I am in love with your boss

Ok drunks. What does one do with "Hpnotiq liqueur" and who is comin to my house to help me drink it???

It was a good day. Boss gave EVERYONE in the company (120+) 100 dollar grocery cards and we got our xmas bonus.

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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.

Gross is my Zen

Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:21pm.

Genital herbies looks like a giant leprosy scab which looks like dried apricots. The only difference is there are pubes on them.

Oh wait..did you say herbies or herpes?
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Holy fuck was that gross. Love it.

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Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:19pm.

Now see, Once you say buttfucked... I get all lost and shit

what were we talking about again?
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The Duggars? Hell I don't know.

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Submitted by mentirosos on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:18pm.

@LC-oh no....youd need to look in a WHOLE NOTHER direction to find the person with herpes yo! My sh*t is mad tight yo....I got maaaad flow!
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Yeah, mad flow. Of discharge. Heerrppeeessss.

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Own it like a strap-on.

4LC

Oklahoma will be so disappointed. Maybe we can have a 3-way or something?

Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:17pm.

LC

Gosh... I was thinking some place klassy like the local porno shop

But okay.... I'll have Mrs.K plan the party!!!
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We can do that too, can't we? A little variance never hurt anyone.

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Genital herbies looks like a giant leprosy scab which looks like dried apricots. The only difference is there are pubes on them.

Oh wait..did you say herbies or herpes?

Dear God! Those pics of Katie are frightening. She's like the clean Wino, both just wasting away. And look at Suri, especially the first picture. I'm beginning to think she is Tommy's spawn. She looks like evil incarnate.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Now see, Once you say buttfucked... I get all lost and shit

what were we talking about again?

@LC-oh no....youd need to look in a WHOLE NOTHER direction to find the person with herpes yo! My sh*t is mad tight yo....I got maaaad flow!

and @xxyxz- who looks like that convict in the pic? I wanna know so I can make arraingment to lick that hot sluts snatch as soon as possible!

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Its confirmed.....the remains ARE those of Caylee Anthony!

Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:14pm.

p.S

a little birdie told me that homegirl looks like the bitch in the picture above

Just saying
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If a little birdie is my own eyeballs then CONGRATULATIONS, you won a high five.

The Christmas holiday is for being nice but sometimes you just get butt fucked too many times in the day to give a rat's ass.

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LC

Gosh... I was thinking some place klassy like the local porno shop

But okay.... I'll have Mrs.K plan the party!!!

Haha! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Public Service Announcement
The Puppy Cam Song

Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:12pm.

LMFAO Marry me Love Carrot
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I thought you'd never ask! I already got us registered at WalMart.

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Like I said in another post theres no way Tommy girl gave Katie herpes. That would mean he had to have some SEXUAL contact with her.

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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.

p.S

a little birdie told me that homegirl looks like the bitch in the picture above

Just saying

LMFAO Marry me Love Carrot

Submitted by mentirosos on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:10pm.

Can someone tell me, does genital herpes look like mouth herpes? Is it a tiny little thing or is it a big oopen mess?
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Look down then look in a mirror. You'll see the similarities.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:10pm.

If me and my boyfriend KFed were in a hot tub together and he came, could I get pregnant?

Signed,

Kunfoozd an Skurred.
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Not only r u pregs, but the baby that you carry is pregs as well!

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Its confirmed.....the remains ARE those of Caylee Anthony!

Can someone tell me, does genital herpes look like mouth herpes? Is it a tiny little thing or is it a big oopen mess?

0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0-o-0
Its confirmed.....the remains ARE those of Caylee Anthony!

If me and my boyfriend KFed were in a hot tub together and he came, could I get pregnant?

Signed,

Kunfoozd an Skurred.

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I like Schwarzenegger's ginge top! Am I going craazy?

Sweetas ♥

I just hate the fact that her parents are standing by her...
I think Grandma feels guilty
George knows she is guilty

@Enrique:
You should have run with it and thrown the fat girl down on the stage & ripped her maternity top off and fucked right there in front of the whole world. Just groping her tits & ass & giving her tongue wasn't enough.

Zappy LMFAO!!

xxyxz♥ - hey hotness! I seriously want to kill that bitch with my bare hands. I can't even think about it without my stomach flip-flopping. That poor, sweet baby.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 4:52pm

LOLLLLL

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