Monday, December 22nd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 19th!
It's true what they say, if you eat too many McRib Sandwiches, they will go straight to your ass. - dosborn11
Runners-up:
Chicken Cutlet's new boy-toy, Ham Hocks. - TexnDoc
It was only a matter of time before Madonna had her naked pics "leaked". - moistiest
If you're eating a loaf of bread, don't click to see the NSFW version of this shit after the jump. JUMP!!!
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Congrats to all but I LOVE TexnDoc's-that's a riot!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Sorry, looks like he sat on a radiator in his Mom's apartment. Nope, there's no way I'd hit it.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******* W e a l t h y D a t e r. c o m****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Congrats dosborn11, TexnDoc, and moistest!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Congratulations to all the winners! Glad I missed this contest.
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
Congratulations funny sluts!
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Santa Clause and His Old Lady
Nice job winners!! :D
Some great captions on this one....
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Sometimes you pinch the loaf.
Sometimes the loaf pinches you.
You can only shove so many drugs up your ass before it starts to become obvious...
You CAN'T cook EVERYTHING on the George Foreman Grill! Read the fine print Bitch!
ribbed for his pleasure
His wife uses Botox ~~ And he uses BUTTOCKS!!!
Madonna's cheek implants finally escape to a new home.
Good way to lose a finger.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 12/21/2008 - 12:04am.
Mani, there ain't no way in hell a squeak is getting passed those cheeks. :))
Submitted by . on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:52pm.
Clap on! Clap OFF! Clap-on Clap-off the Clapper!
Haha. I think that this might be a crapper clapper!
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The Donut Man has some 'splainin' to do.
Oo0o0o0 .... i'm loving my j-lo butt!
Clap on! Clap OFF! Clap-on Clap-off the Clapper!
Caution! Enter at your own risk.
Bravo's newest reality show premiering in January.... "America's Ultimate Power Bottom!"
All I have to do to get buttcheeks like that is to stop eating headcheese?
The best impression of Lisa Rinna's spectacular lips to date
You oughta see this guy from the front. His lips look just like his.... cheeks.
We call him The FROG!
I think I can see Guys balls, left butt check top left.
Guy Ritchie shows the court the real reason he wants £50,0000 from Vadge.
Brad, I found your boss Rachel Zoe. It looks like she really did come undone.
This is exactly why Hans doesn't eat carbs. They go straight to his butt.
Heineken yes, HINEY kin. DUH.
Vadge upgrades her snatch and auctions off her old one to bodybuilder.
I know a lady who got her nose broken by one of those.
Where did all the Oly go?
Are those implants or what?
Don't get your face caught in that. You'll end up looking like an aluminum can after being run over by a car. eeek!!!
Would you like that salad tossed or shredded???
No chance in hell this guy packs fudge.
tight, brah
And if you think those holiday rolls are tasty, wait until he turns around and you see how mouthwatering his cheese log in the front is!
Aanold take tight squeeze on 'Fornia economy.
{This message was brought to you my the letters: STFU}
I said the "Nutcracker Suite" not "Buttcracker Queef".
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
This is the end result of too much Ravin' Rabbits.
I call this one....the Iron Butterfly!
You'd have a tight clenched ass too if Tommy Cruise kept trying to invade - this shit is for protection!
YOU ASS TOO SHORT TO BOX WITH GOD..
Turn around, Madonna, so we can all see your face.
You know how Fergie's urethra makes her own decisions and how Adrien Brody's nose has a life of it's own? Well, my ass has a reality show!
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You are only as sick as your secrets
The end result of combining a tanning bed, sauna heat and an undetected anal yeast infection.
Gives new meaning to overstuffed sandwich!
taking 'power bottom' to a whole new level...
billy got sick of the 'bigger than a breadbox' jokes in the marine shower room...
sly stallone's little seen roided up ass...