Friday, December 19th 2008
A Clockwork Whorange
If you're going to dress as Alex DeLarge for your 28th barfday party, you should at least wear the most important part of the costume: the crotch plate! I thought of doing that shit for Halloween just so I could walk around in public with a stuffed dick area without dumb whores giving me the side-eye or dragging their kids away in disgust. Without the mega crotch cup, you just look like Boy George making his Mormon sex fantasy come true.
And I'm sure by the end of the night, Bat Boy's costume looked like Tommy Girl's ass rag thanks to drunk Xtina getting her fake tan grease all over it.
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Bitch reminds me, where the fuck is the D.A.E?
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I saw a bit of one of her shows on the Palladium channel, I just don't get it. She's got a great voice but by the time she gets done fucking around with the costumes, props, and grinding on her dancers, there's really not any singing, just her uttering "uh", "yeah", etc, then going on long runs.
And she looked better as a brunette, IMO.
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I bet bitch has never even seen the movie. LOL.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
When is Purim?
Don't Kabbalists celebrate Purim by wearing absurd costumes ... like Vadge and Guy as a nun and a pope (while Pope John Paul II was comatose and near death)?
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Jesus Christ, would this bitch just go the fuck away already? I'm tired of her and her pipes. I hope the bat boy's laying them on a regular basis, but she's just such a fucking BAMA. Good. You dress up as a MURDERING RAPIST for your own dam birthday. GOOD! You fucking IDIOT! And the bitch is looking pretty rough for 28. Looks like she was smacked upside the head with a bag full of nickels.
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I am sorry to say this young woman's costume is not very different from her everyday wear.
CA frequently wears excessive makeup in harsh colors.
Her clothing choices are similarly outrageous (in a bad way).
Ugh...
Looking at these pictures make me want to go ultra-violent on her ass.
God I really, REALLY hate people who copy A Clockwork Orange, that shit has been done sooo many times. Get a fuckin original idea already. And thats not even the right look toolbag. Blue eyeshadow? I don't ever remember alex wearing blue fuckin eyeshadow...
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
Why is she trying to look like Lady GaGa?
Testing.
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Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
This bitch annoys the hell out of me.
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Let's strap her to a chair, pry her eyelids open, and make her watch clips of herself in her terrible outfits getting torn apart piece-by-piece by a rabid Great Dane.
It's the mad hatter!
She's starting to remind me A LOT of Britney before the shit really hit the fan...
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Own it like a strap-on.
You know this bitch had no clue what a droog was until she married bat-boy, who has actually probably read a book.
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That the aguuirala woman? Geeez I thought it was a pic of that british slut who recently 'went gay' and shaved her head.
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I am disturbed by the fact that Xtina thinks the female equivalent of the single tarantula eye is a Swarovski crystal-studded fake makeup bruise administered by Mimi from the Drew Carey show. Has this ho ever even seen the movie???
are these old pics from halloween?
who throws costume parties in December?
Without the mega crotch cup, you just look like Boy George making his Mormon sex fantasy come true.
Wow MK, the things you say.
Um, no dissing Alex DeLarge. Fucking love him.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5
NOT a good look for either one of them... she's looking way older than 28.
On a side note, Michael made me wet my pants... LMFAO!!!! thanks.... now I'm nice and warm! :)
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
It's not Halloween anymore...??? Anyway, funny costumes!
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I give up. This girl has got the pipes and the talent to be all that but she just insists on being a dingbat for some reason.
Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:01pm.
That is just all kinds of wrong. Yeah, I'm going to dress up as a murderer/rapist for my birthday.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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OMG! WTF! Who goes to a party dressed like a murdering rapist????? Especially a "woman"?
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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That is just all kinds of wrong. Yeah, I'm going to dress up as a murderer/rapist for my birthday.
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LOL! That's funny actually. Does she read the orange jokes? LOL! Or is she bein' stoopit?!;p
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Cute. But those pants are just wrong.
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A Clockwork Bore-ange. I've seen better Alex De Large costumes from Party City.
i think xtina's wearing the crotchplate under her clothes because hers is bigger... that way she won't offend batboy...
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xtina loves to dress up
I think she is cool
Love the book & the movie!!!!!