Friday, December 19th 2008
A Clockwork Whorange
If you're going to dress as Alex DeLarge for your 28th barfday party, you should at least wear the most important part of the costume: the crotch plate! I thought of doing that shit for Halloween just so I could walk around in public with a stuffed dick area without dumb whores giving me the side-eye or dragging their kids away in disgust. Without the mega crotch cup, you just look like Boy George making his Mormon sex fantasy come true.
And I'm sure by the end of the night, Bat Boy's costume looked like Tommy Girl's ass rag thanks to drunk Xtina getting her fake tan grease all over it.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 4:15pm.
The roach is still here?
UGH!
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Anyone have any strong douching kits? Maybe it'll melt her.
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Submitted by mentirosos on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 4:10pm.
@xxyxz-no....youre waaayy off with the mojito...think whiter fluids...
lliiiiike?
The roach is still here?
UGH!
this is my favorite movie and favorite book. Why does Christina have to come over and dumb it down so fucking much? She probably hasnt read or understand the book. She wouldnt even get past the first couple of pages of slang.
Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 4:08pm.
Mmmmm
thanks
Have you talked to Okie?
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I did yesterday. I miss her around here so much :(
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mentirosos, give it up. Holy shit. Even when you posted your own picture you'd still claim not to be you.
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@xxyxz-no....youre waaayy off with the mojito...think whiter fluids...
and @PSL-whatever, think what you want, I still have absolutely no idea what youre talking about...
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Its confirmed.....the remains ARE those of Caylee Anthony!
I thought you knew?
Mmmmm
thanks
Have you talked to Okie?
Well you know what they say:the couple who gets mind controlled together stays together lmdao!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 4:02pm.
hey xxyz, I have found out from a reliable source that metirsosios, or whatever is la cooch- VLL's stalker.
asshole finally got smart enough to not post her pic in her avie.
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Fuck, how did I not notice that the siggies and 00000000000000 are the same?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 4:02pm.
I knew that... I knew from the moment she posted
Thanks though... I'll be careful
yeah right, asshole. your comments give you away.
ok, I am off to work now.
have a great day.
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Jesus Freaks, out in the streets, handing tickets out for God...
-Elton John "Tiny Dancer"
In my HUMBLE opinion, A Clockwork Orange costumes should only be worn by teenagers, as the characters themselves are teenagers (save chapters 20 & 21).
But also, ACO celebrates sex and violence. So what's her point? She's a bad bitch who loves teh sex? Lame.
xxyxz - take what down? I don't even know what you're talking about.
Here, have a mint.
LC
Got it! Now take it down before you know....
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 4:02pm.
hey xxyz, I have found out from a reliable source that metirsosios, or whatever is la cooch- VLL's stalker.
asshole finally got smart enough to not post her pic in her avie.
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Whats this fuckery? I have NOOOOO idea what youre talking about!
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Its confirmed.....the remains ARE those of Caylee Anthony!
hey xxyz, I have found out from a reliable source that metirsosios, or whatever is la cooch- VLL's stalker.
asshole finally got smart enough to not post her pic in her avie.
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Jesus Freaks, out in the streets, handing tickets out for God...
-Elton John "Tiny Dancer"
lct
Grrrr. I can't find where I wrote it down at.
I'll post my SIL's addy and she can give me yours
mentirosos
First of all... I'm in California
and second of all That better have been a mojito you just squirted in my mouth:/
Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:55pm.
LCt
*muah* I made cookie times in MY oven times last night.
Sugar and chocolate chip...wouldn't you know it
when I was done cleaning....they were gone!
*snickering bastards*
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I may be guilty of eating all of them. Maaaaaaaaaybe.
I want to guilt trip you. I look at my inbox every day and then I go cry on the toilet because xxyxz email times are missing.
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funny you should mention Boy George and his Mormon sex dreams. when mormons go to church, they all take off their clothes and wear white robes (true!)-- like they're all angels -- or all Alex DeLarges
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Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:51pm.
I have no comment..
*ugh*
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I have a comment....xxyxz is in the desert, where its hot and dry, therefore you need someone to squirt some wetness in to your mooooouth..
*squirt*
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Its confirmed.....the remains ARE those of Caylee Anthony!
LCt
*muah* I made cookie times in MY oven times last night.
Sugar and chocolate chip...wouldn't you know it
when I was done cleaning....they were gone!
*snickering bastards*
Bitch needs to cool it with wearing white all the time.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:40pm.
*drive by comment*
Christina is fucking crazy. Love it. I hope she enjoyed herself :0)
How can anyone call Christina fat?!! She's not as skiny as she was last year (Thank God), but FAT? this is why young people have ED's, they say people call, skinny fucks like Christina "fat", when clearly she's not and fucking go on a diet.
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AGREED! But a lot of people are into that Nicole Riche look nowadays, and she does look much better than she did when she was porky but still....shes very unhealthy and its so sad that the unhealthy, miserable look is what is sooo desired in our culture...
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Today is a surface streets effing day in my city! The expressway is like a hockey rink!
xxyxz times! I want to make you cookie times in oven times that smell like magic times!
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I have no comment..
*ugh*
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:13pm.
Let's strap her to a chair, pry her eyelids open, and make her watch clips of herself in her terrible outfits getting torn apart piece-by-piece by a rabid Great Dane.
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we can auction off the great dane role on ebay and make a FORTUNE! BWHAHAHA
ps great danes are beautiful animals, inside and out.
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That movie and Midnight Express is some DARK SIDED(!!!) sh!t. You know, I really have to avoid 70s cinema if I ever want to find my happy place :P
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
*drive by comment*
Christina is fucking crazy. Love it. I hope she enjoyed herself :0)
How can anyone call Christina fat?!! She's not as skiny as she was last year (Thank God), but FAT? this is why young people have ED's, they say people call, skinny fucks like Christina "fat", when clearly she's not and fucking go on a diet.
Edited - Shakes her baby?! Have you SEEN her and Max together?! She ADORES him. She would NEVER, EVER pull that kind of shit.
~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
I hate how trendy "A Clockwork Orange" has become... How much you want to bet Christina hasn't even seen the fucking movie??? I have to see girls every single Halloween dressed up as a "fierce" version of the Clockwork droogs... Slutty droogs! I'm not even a "fan" of the movie, but all these people thinking it's so controversial & edgy to dress up like them is irritating... Fucking boring! Not creative at all.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:31pm.
Jeffro!
See, THAT is why I ♥ uze!
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MUAH!
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I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.
This 'batboy' is my generations lyle lovett
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
the movie scared the shit out of me as a teen. that whole penis sculpture scene is crazy......ah, teh whole movie is crazy awesome.
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Jesus Freaks, out in the streets, handing tickets out for God...
-Elton John "Tiny Dancer"
Jeffro!
See, THAT is why I ♥ uze!
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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
I dressed upas Alex from ACO for Halloween one year and i must say that this bitch has failed. I cant stand it when trolls want to be sexy every fucking second of their lives.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:26pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:19pm.
When is Purim?
Spring.
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Thanks. I thought that maybe she was going to a Purim event. Now, she has no excuse for this crap.
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Submitted by day shift stripper on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:23pm.
When did people start wearing costumes to their birthday parties?
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My birthday is on Halloween, so it's a damn costume party whether I want it or not. =D
I think theme birthdays are kind of fun, so Christina being in a costume doesn't bother me. Her clown face and crusty hair, however, give me the heeby-jeebies.
I don't remember Alex having orange lips and drag queen blush, but it has been a while since I've seen the movie...
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
All these famous girls who were SOOO young yesterday look old and haggard today...
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Its confirmed.....the remains ARE those of Caylee Anthony!
DUMB LIL BITCH IS ALL DEPRESSED CAUSE SHE IS A FAT BITCH NOW HAHAHAHA. NASTY ASS, PASTY LIL STRAW HAIR BITCH NEIGHHHHHHH I BET SHE SHAKES HER BABY CAUSE HE MADE HER A FAT WHORE
in the 5th thumb she is trying to give the sexy, over the shoulder glance. Please. Plastic procedures just can't help this one. She just isn't pretty. She knows it, that's why all the face paint.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:19pm.
When is Purim?
Spring.
I guess it's an improvement. She usually has that makeup over both eyes.
When did people start wearing costumes to their birthday parties?
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"With every 5th Valtrex refill, you get your very own Vh1 reality show!" -MK
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You know what pisses me off? She lost her mojo, saw how popular Lady Gaga was and tried to copy her. Her ego made her think that she'd leave Lady Gaga in the dust.
Too bad it back-fucking-fired.
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Jeffro she needs to quit this bitch and be a yoga instructor I had one that did the exact same thing...it was a almost level 2 class and pretty fun actually!
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can you put me up for the night? :)
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I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.
Jesus Christ...stop me if you've heard this one...Jesus Christ walks into a hotel, and he hands the innkeeper three nails and he asks....
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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
Codpiece actually is an accurate description of a crotch cover for this twat.
The cup, where's the cup ? It 's not a full costume without the cup. Plus she would have a place to stash her 50 sticks of lipstick she will need for the evening..
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