Friday, December 19th 2008
A Clockwork Whorange
If you're going to dress as Alex DeLarge for your 28th barfday party, you should at least wear the most important part of the costume: the crotch plate! I thought of doing that shit for Halloween just so I could walk around in public with a stuffed dick area without dumb whores giving me the side-eye or dragging their kids away in disgust. Without the mega crotch cup, you just look like Boy George making his Mormon sex fantasy come true.
And I'm sure by the end of the night, Bat Boy's costume looked like Tommy Girl's ass rag thanks to drunk Xtina getting her fake tan grease all over it.
I just spat up a piece of my bagel !!! AAAAHAHAHAHA
@ Sibsi's, "Just like Astrology, dressing like this is bogus."
I wholeheartedly disagree. I believe in Astrology.
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I don't want to be your other half, I believe that one and one make two
- Alanis Morisette "Not The Doctor"
WOW-she's only 28?? I swear I thought she was at least in her early-mid 30's!
What is wrong with people???? Especially ugly people???
oh oh! christina and her bitch are so fug. This is all kinds of wrong
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
They are both so ugly and their unfortunate looking son proves my point.
She looks hot. I would love to fuck her skank ass in that costume.
Submitted by JordanBratman on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:26pm.
RE - A Clockwork Orange, my wife has read the book and seen the film. She is big on dressing up and found the costume/make up used in the film "Highyly intresting" (her words.) That is why she dressed up like last night.
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Dayum! Are you stalking Benji Madden?!? He comes here all the time, you know:) Why o Why can't I sit here all damn day so I don't miss this shit?!? I guess I really do like real life too and should be grateful but GAH!
ANYHO! Jordan - please tell Xtina that she done made a fool of herself doing anything relating to Clockwork Orange because I also need you to ask her to tone it down with the fake tan. It's really very orange. Not attractive.
That is all. Happy Holidays!
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The Puppy Cam Song
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Christina changed a lot. really.
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Every single year my best friend and I go out on Halloween to several area bars that have great parties. There is ALWAYS at least one Alex DeLarge. So it's not like its a new or unique thing to do, I'm sure its been going on since the damn movie came out.
But whatever Xtina is on here is killing me. Did she look at herself in the mirror? Did she really think this would look cool? She looks like a mess. Like either she was so drunk she wiped off half her eye makeup while crying for no good reason, or she was so coked up that she thought this look was hot. I just don't get it, man, I just don't.
Forget Lady Gaga, now this bitch is copying my ass!
I was Alex DeLarge for Halloween, because he's been my favorite fictional character for years.
I bet Xtina skimmed the back of the Burgess's book cover, and watched a scene of the Kubrick's film depiction on youtube the night before. SKANK.
And if she's going to put on a facade that she's familiar with this piece of brilliant literature, she might as well dress the part accurately. ALEX DELARGE DOES NOT AT ANY POINT OF THE NOVEL WEAR GLITTERY BLUE EYESHADOW. What is she trying to kill two birds with one stone, and add some Bowie to the costume? Yeah, it just doesn't work that way, sweetie.
Jesus, she's trying to be one of the mean bitches from Jem.
Pathetic. She'll never be Pizzazz.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
looks like this tranny mess has finally taken out her fake bolt on titties. Remember when her tits were extra turbo porno sized? Not so much any more...
As already mentioned I doubt that Christina has even read the book or seen the movie of ACO. This seems like another desperate attempt to seem so different from her counterparts imho. Oh Christina...
Christina always fails with her costumes, sad. And since when does Alex wears Tranny Blue No. 5 eyeshadow?. Damn! that could have been a pretty simple yet cool costume and this woman messed it up.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Am I the only one that doesnt think Xtina looks like Xtina in these pics?
Submitted by mcrp on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 6:48pm.
ALEX DELARGE DOES NOT AT ANY POINT OF THE NOVEL WEAR GLITTERY BLUE EYESHADOW
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But he DOES wear skinny jeans and fuck me heels. Chapter 3.
Ok, bitches who think this woman is fat need to be slapped with a double dildo.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Gotta hand it to her, she can rock a pair of stretch pants better than any mom I know.
Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 7:13pm.
Hey Everyone- I'm having a BOY!!!
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Not in THAT outfit, I hope!
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
as I've stated before , this little ho bag is looking quite fuckable since shitting out a pup
Submitted by JordanBratman on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 6:37pm.
Yeah, ok, Jordan. Say hi to the missus for me.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
1. why the hell does she think those weedwacked bangs look good!?
2. A Clockwork Orange is stupid.
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How much you wanna bet that neither Christina, nor Jason have even seen "A Clockwork Orange"?
to quote what I said earlier,
"Submitted by JordanBratman on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:26pm.
RE - A Clockwork Orange, my wife has read the book and seen the film. She is big on dressing up and found the costume/make up used in the film "Highly intresting" (her words.) That is why she dressed up like last night."
No I have not seen it, Christina has tried many times to get me to watch it. Not my kind of film.
It's Jordan, by the way.
All around me that a change is bout to happen
The energy igniting has become my inspiration
If you take a deeper look you'll find the information
I'm only just a figment of controlled imagination
How much you wanna bet that neither Christina, nor Jason have even seen "A Clockwork Orange"?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I love the way XTina only needs to make up one eye when she is playing a character.
She's so overmade up with her normal look it only takes a tweak to make her look like a psychotic freak.
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"You'd have to really enunciate when asking a bitch to get your beef purse, because if you don't, they could go for your beef puss instead.", MK.
Her husband was Alex,Xtina was some other character Pete I think.I still think she is very pretty and photogenic and she is far from fat.I would hate it if she started wearing less make-up.When she stopped wearing her red lipstick it was a sad day.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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xtinas man is fat
#1 the bitch has cameltoe. #2 she's pete, not alex delarge. but she's too dumb to realize that.
that wasnt real...was that real? noo..hmm..no.
Oh...my...God..?
UGH. There's nothing worse than some ho trying to do her slutty version of an ACO droog. If you're going to dress like a droog, do it fucking right! That blue eyeshadow is probably the worst part. GROSS.
RE - A Clockwork Orange, my wife has read the book and seen the film. She is big on dressing up and found the costume/make up used in the film "Highyly intresting" (her words.) That is why she dressed up like last night.
To Dolly. - Don't you EVER talk about my wife or son like that. My wife is not even close to "fat", nor is she "depressed". As for her "shaking" my son, let me tell you this, she would NEVER hurt our son like that and if she ever THOUGHT of doing so, I'd take my son and LEAVE. Christina worships the ground our son (tries) to walk on. Have some fucking respect.
To Sibsi - My wife is a Sagittarius.
To cuntygolightly - My son does NOT look "inbred" thank you.
Blessed for everything you've given me,
Blessed for all the tenderness you show,
Do my best with every breath that's in me,
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why is she dressed like that??
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wow her husband is so (not) cute...
can't wait to see what her kids will look like lol that will be some inbred looking mess
Absolutely too lazy to look this sh*t up. What's X-tina's astrological sign?
This sh*t is not right either. Just like Astrology, dressing like this is bogus.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 4:28pm.
Carrottop.
Wait. I thought the prey was actually the predator in the cooch sitch? Like all the Sybils livin in one head.
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I'm all sorts of confused.-
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Own it like a strap-on.
PLAIN_SLICED HONESTLY NO ONE WANTS TO FUCKING SEE THAT SHIT.
Jesus fucking Christ.
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Own it like a strap-on.
i saw on another website that paris hilton was also at her birthday. i didn't know they are friends...
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 4:28pm.
Carrottop.
Wait. I thought the prey was actually the predator in the cooch sitch? Like all the Sybils livin in one head.
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nope... I don't think so... I don't even know who started that rumor
She got an eye whelp from a pissed of gayelle colored crayon!
SHEESH, BART SIMPSON DID A BETTER TAKE ON THIS CHARACTER THAN XTINA.
Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 4:26pm.
What totally confirmed my suspicion was when she started talking about jizz. It's some sort of obsession or something and totally TMI. Or maybe I'm just a prude.
Carrottop.
Wait. I thought the prey was actually the predator in the cooch sitch? Like all the Sybils livin in one head.
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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 4:18pm.
Anyone have any strong douching kits? Maybe it'll melt her.
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You can give a roach douche...
Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 4:20pm.
Holy crud, and I thought I was the only one who has that suspicion about liarpants.
Nope.... I can smell her from a mile away
And I really like her alt Falcor. Too bad she can't play nice
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Oooh. Cookies!?!?
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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
Holy crud, and I thought I was the only one who has that suspicion about liarpants.