Jenny Has Stars In Her Eyes Or Maybe That's Just A Camera Flash
I'm surprised these two didn't combust from desperation. I know, I'm such a fake romance hater. But Jenny Aniston is gazing at John Mayer the same way I look at a 99 cent McDonald's cheeseburger or a 9 inch hard dick! When was the last time you looked at a dude that way? Gazes like this are only meant for delicious food products or big peens. Mayer is neither of those. A big bag of rubber vaginas, yes. But not a big peen. And she's looking directly up his nose and you know that shit is full of mocos. There's nothing romantic about that.
Anyway, Jenny has a movie coming out about a dog, so she decided it was time to polish off her "Ah's soooo in lurveeees" gaze and bring John Mayer out for a little surprise candid photo shoot with the pappies. If these pictures were black and white, they would look exactly like those fake ass photos that come with new frames.
Here's Jenny and John leaving La Esquina in NYC last night after having dinner with Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos. See! Kelly and Mark are behaving like a real couple. They aren't looking at each other and probably getting the dry heaves when they touch. That's real love!
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:50am.
LCT, hahahahahahaaha...
I feel like a little kid today, I kinda want to build a snowman.
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Me too! Let's do it! I'll bring a dildo for the nose.
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Submitted by Chicaloca on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:49am.
MK Stop hating. They look happy and I am happy for them.
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She looks happy. Good for her, regardless of what I may think of John Mayer. I want someone to look at me like that, sigh.
LCT, hahahahahahaaha...
I feel like a little kid today, I kinda want to build a snowman.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
You know, the other pictures of this evening look really nice...he seems really into her. I like Jennifer and hope this is the real deal. I think he is a giant bag of Summer's Eve, but if he loves her, good.
Maybe they will get married, have kids, and live in one place.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:43am.
Farrah!!
I was hopin you'd show today.
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Clarisse!! thank you!! ♥♥ weenies!
Just to think these monster were PUPPEHS! just like that baby!
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MK Stop hating. They look happy and I am happy for them.
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Purple drank! lol
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
Oh Clarisse! i know that was for farrah but where can i get one of those! Olive is sho cute
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
If Jen's happy, good for her. Now as for Kelly, she is way to thin! Her face looks ready for a pirate ship flag. Oh, and Mark's hat doesn't look good on him. In case they wanted to know...
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:43am.
LCT,
I second that. Plain_Sliced...I will give you 5 bucks (or Euro conversion) for a new avie. Peez?
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What a nice start to what was a lovely Friday morning with a cream coloured iced cappuccino.
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Kathy Lee is the most annoying hag ever...and Kelly Ripa is right up there
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:39am
i already voted vor you from every computer, and i'm still finding ways to vote! you SHALL have your worst award!
On Topic: I have those stars in my eyes whenever i walk by Gucci. Sometimes, i even lick the window...
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They look like they are having a good time - I'm all for good times.
Farrah!!
I was hopin you'd show today.
http://www.dailypuppy.com/puppies/Olive-the-Miniature-Dachshund_2008-12-...
LCT,
I second that. Plain_Sliced...I will give you 5 bucks (or Euro conversion) for a new avie. Peez?
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lame ass bitch, she just said Happy Friday and i miss chu all.
She's still sick... bummer!
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can I erase the part where I said I don't mind Kelly? LOL I guess it's because she's not Kathy Lee that I like her ok. And the fact that I haven't actually seen the show in decades?
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Thank you Farrah my darling!
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Hey if Angelina can fake a romance to further her career, why can't Jen????
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well, for what its worth, they look a hell of a lot happer than Rippa and her man.
yay for Jen&John. Fake or not, she looks happy- and I dont think she's sucking the life out of John.. I think he's doing that to himself!
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plain_sliced, can you change your avie please? Seriously. That shit is gross.
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Farrah my love good morning!
Ugh hot over there you say? Man we got bombarded with snow and fucking ICE. Ridiculous. Good thing, Snow day! I didn't have to go to work. My boss said so!
Yeah, I Know. Kelly is so fucking annoying. her "my life is soooo perfect" schtick is tired
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
I thought he wasn't into her till I saw these photos
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2008/12/19/jennifer-aniston-john-mayer-and-...
and
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/photogallery?nid=53430&fid=19379
You know, you can't fake these kind of affection, it seems that they really are in love, so, good for them.
Aww...new love! I know what it's like, as I'm suffering from the same affliction myself at the moment.
Hopefully, she'll stay with the dude and stop whining about Angie Jo's 'uncoolness'!
Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:29am.
I can't stand Kelly Ripa. Her hub is hot tho
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Thank G'd someone else thinks she's unbearable! her fake ass coke super "morning energy" makes me wanna puke. And she's always talking about her damn kids and how wonderful her life is. One of these days, I pray Regis will get extra sick of that shit and throw hi steaming coffee on ther face!
Morning, hos! Snowpiece, congrats on the Caption This!
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morning HORRRZZZ!! it's hotter than Parasite's hoohaa in here!!
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"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
John is a disgusting fugly attention whore.
like Luckycharms says, you can tell by the body language he aint into her and she looks sho freaking desperate. she needs to break from the norm and date a regular shmuck, not some 15 minute celebutard wannabee.
I love Rachel's jean's and coat. I wonder who makes them.
And poor Johnny looks like he's getting the life leeched out of him. I think he'll look like Skeletor by the end of February if this keeps up.
Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:29am.
My dog looks at me like that, kind of. It's creepy
hoooo haaaaaa LOL
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I can't stand Kelly Ripa. Her hub is hot tho
Jenny looks cute. John is a douche.
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
She looks happy. Nothing wrong with a little fun after being married to someone without his own personality.
My dog looks at me like that, kind of. It's creepy. I'll be watching TV and look down at him and he staring me down. I think maybe he just does that when he wants something, like food, or a bathroom break. But seriously, do real people look at eachother like that? My BF and I love eachother bunches, but not is a queezy sorta way like that! Ew.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:24am.
I just do not get these two as a couple? Maybe after the Pitt-wreck she just wants something fun.
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I'm just guessing, and I MAY be wrong, but I think she's the type of woman who laps it up whenever someone pays attention to her, which is probably why she's gone back for round two even after he proved he's not worth a two-ply wipe.
Sorry, I had to leave before you could snowball me yesterday my dear. Got any left?
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To be able to sit in the same room as Ripa, I'd have to be so stoned you could blindfold me with dental floss.
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He's not into her. You can tell by his body language and facial expression. And I've seen it in other pics. I feel bad for her. Brad did her ultra dirty. If you are going to leave someone, at least have the grace and decency to wait an extended period of time before you start flaunting it. But at the same time, her personality is very annoying. I've never really heard her talk outside Friends, but saw an interview with her. And was like, damn, you are annoying as hell.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
I just do not get these two as a couple? Maybe after the Pitt-wreck she just wants something fun.
Pass the bowl and laugh at the stupid shit that John pukes up.
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she isn't the best actress(i enjoy her movies) and i think in these pics it shows how much she loves him. they seem real to me. it's sweet. i like them together
And this showmantic stroll is dedicated to all the Loons in Crazy Land, lick a window if you love to h8!!!
Who cares.
They look all shmaltzy and at least they show affection, even if it is real or not.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
He's creepy.
He looks totally bored in these pics.
"Gazes like this are only meant for delicious food products or big peens." - MK, you're a trip! LOL I may have to steal that line.
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I think it is nice to see! I like Jennifer but can't stand John Mayer.
JA is looking like that because JM has sprayed on the FLAME body spray by Burger King.
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F*ck Maniston
I've seen the main pic before in the New England Journal of Medicine, it was used to describe a scrotum with a malignant growth on it's side.
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If you're only as good as your last movie or album, why do the paps pay any attention to these 2 whores?