Jenny Has Stars In Her Eyes Or Maybe That's Just A Camera Flash
I'm surprised these two didn't combust from desperation. I know, I'm such a fake romance hater. But Jenny Aniston is gazing at John Mayer the same way I look at a 99 cent McDonald's cheeseburger or a 9 inch hard dick! When was the last time you looked at a dude that way? Gazes like this are only meant for delicious food products or big peens. Mayer is neither of those. A big bag of rubber vaginas, yes. But not a big peen. And she's looking directly up his nose and you know that shit is full of mocos. There's nothing romantic about that.
Anyway, Jenny has a movie coming out about a dog, so she decided it was time to polish off her "Ah's soooo in lurveeees" gaze and bring John Mayer out for a little surprise candid photo shoot with the pappies. If these pictures were black and white, they would look exactly like those fake ass photos that come with new frames.
Here's Jenny and John leaving La Esquina in NYC last night after having dinner with Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos. See! Kelly and Mark are behaving like a real couple. They aren't looking at each other and probably getting the dry heaves when they touch. That's real love!
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I see Douche Mayer's still whoring for pap attention. I think he needs an intervention, this is addiction to famewhoring. We'll know if he knocks her up, he'll blog about it while waiting for the stick to turn colors.
IMHO, all 4 suck donkey balls.
"I got pills, they're multiplyin', and the booze left to pour, oh the powder you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'-electrifyin-electrifyin"
Submitted by peaches on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 8:54am.
This makes sense to me. Well said.
Jenn looks amazingly good. I mean fuck. What the hell does she do to say looking 25 forever. She looks BETTER now then she did at 25. And she looks happy and healthy and radiant. I mean you cant hate on her, I mean you can if you want but this is a classy lady. I am glad she is happy and I hope her movie is a huge success.
It must really kill the loons to see their Idol FAILED in destroying Jen's spirit irreversibly! That's why they must rip on these photos and call them fake, because they can't accept the fact that Cuntalina was unable to damage this woman liked they had hoped! Face it Loons, Jen is happy, and she doesn't need Brad to make her happy, she isn't as messed up and insecure as your idol!! Angelina keeps getting pregnant so Brad won't leave her, because if he does leave her, She will handle it a HELL OF A LOT WORSE than Jen did!!!!
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Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 8:57pm.
All right.
I agree... no need to be that angry over something this silly. Don't know you, K2. Don't care what you think about me or anybody who is not a fan of Jen. Hope you have a nice life.
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tis the season to be jolly.... peace. sorry about the loose use of the word c*nt.
A woman should never admit her age publicly, right?
I am in my 20's and I will leave it at that!
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Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 10:03pm.
/hugs Dot :D
What happened to the old avie, btw?
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I spent an inordinant of time resizing this 99 frame animation down to 'dlisted' size...so I'm usin' it! Any other questions? BTW? How young are you? :)
/hugs Dot :D
You're right - as usual! - that it is silly to go mental on people here and that the vast majority are sooo much fun to hang out with.
What happened to the old avie, btw? I loved it! That is not to say I don't like this one, but that lady's boobies were mesmerizing.
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Sibsi! I just got it...I thought you'd write to the other email addy I gave you so wasn't checking the other one! lol. Aww. I'll write you back ((HUG))!
Is't fighting on dlisted silly? We are all going through trying times and in a weird way, dlisted is my internet home away from home. The majority of folks I absolutely ADORE here far outnumber the people I abhor. :)
Jen's bod is rockin' but her face...uhhh. She reminds me of the ugly girl at school with the huge tits and horse face and the guys would go ga-ga over her just because she had the ginormous mams. GO FUGGER? lol
DOT!!!111!!! ELEVENTY!
I got your e-mail, sweetie darling! In fact, I was so happy to see it in my inbox today. I replied immediately of course :D
Yaknow, now that I thought about this, I realized that you're so right. Pats hated X-mas if one of the last season's epis is to go by.
@K2, no offense taken by calling me a cunt - again, without never having met me - btw. And that was not sarcasm about hoping you have a nice life.
If you cannot understand what I've been saying all along - basically, that people should not be called out for saying what they think here, good or bad - then it might be a case of shoddy wording or just plain internetz' miscommunication
You love Jen and think Angie is a farce? Fine.
I think they're both farces. Does that mean I'm a cunt?
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Sibsi! I sent you an email FINALLY! Did ya get it...huh, huh, huh?
Why come you gettin' da x-mas spirit kryptonite treatments? How can anyone get angry at patsy in a santa hat? Is there no humanity in the world?! lol
I feel bad for her. In an odd way. It's interesting, but you can tell from these pictures that she likes him quite a bit more than he likes her.
Body language says a lot, SO much...
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All right.
I agree... no need to be that angry over something this silly. Don't know you, K2. Don't care what you think about me or anybody who is not a fan of Jen. Hope you have a nice life.
And, ↑ , go on with your hating self :D
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:38pm.
somebody needs to give Jen the Hard Truth, Tony Montana style:
"Hey baby what is jour problem? Huh, jou got a problem? Jou're good looking, jou got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only jou got a look in jour eye like jou haven't been fucked in a year!"
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ha ha, I love all of it, even the signature.
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Ouch. I thought it was safe to be a h8ter here? Sheesh, people!
My hands are fucking freezing and I can barely type and my toes are frozen to fuck and I hate Jolie and Maniston equally. BFD.
Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 6:50pm.
Submitted by K2 on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:54pm.
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Save that garbage for the fan sites, where you can jump anybody who does not share your views about someone you do not even f*cking know, ok?
Since you enjoy passing judgment about - again haha! - people you do not know, then I shall play the same game.
I doubt you care about anybody around you in need or are compassionate enough to help troubled relatives for example, because you are too busy defending a rich tv star, who may or may not be having a relationship to promote a film.
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You think you're so clever presuming to know anything about ME! Just because I call you out for sounding like an utter asshole doesn't mean I have no compassion for "troubled relatives". Whatever the hell that's suppose to mean (sounds like some personal issues you may experiencing)! A matter of fact, I'm the complete opposite. Constant defender of the underdog.
Sounds to me like you may have some jealousy issues regarding people you don't even know! I guess that would explain your hard-on for ripping into Aniston every time the opportunity presents itself.
For the record, I don't need a fan site to express my opinion. This happens to be a Jen thread - which is where I would expect to see other Jen supporters! And I'm not into "playing games" as you like to call it. I just tell it like I see it. And I see that you're acting like a c*nt!
Submitted by myeager on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 7:17pm.
John Mayer is a douche!
Not just a douche, but also a shit-encrusted dildo from John Wayne Gacy's clown costume kit.
John Mayer is a douche!
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 6:50pm.
Submitted by K2 on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:54pm.
You two need to drink a tumbler of Absolut and kiss& make up. Crankeeeee!
Submitted by K2 on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:54pm.
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Save that garbage for the fan sites, where you can jump anybody who does not share your views about someone you do not even f*cking know, ok?
Since you enjoy passing judgment about - again haha! - people you do not know, then I shall play the same game.
I doubt you care about anybody around you in need or are compassionate enough to help troubled relatives for example, because you are too busy defending a rich tv star, who may or may not be having a relationship to promote a film.
Back the fuck off with the attacks. Anybody can say they like or do not like Jen without undermining those who disagree with them, why can't you?
I think they look sweet together. I'm glad she's finally over Brad and has moved on.
Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:44pm.
That's fine, UKer and I've no problem at all with liking her and hating Angiejo (I don't like AngieJo either.)
It is, however, quite annoying to be told to 'suck it' 'cause we don't like Jennifer either. This is not a fan site after all and as xxyxz pointed out, this is what we do!
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You're told to suck it because you spew the same dribble on every thread. How many times do we have to read about Jen's fake relationship? It's getting old - come up with something new. Alot of people on this thread do like her. So yeah, you're bound to get a few who tell you to fuck off.
Submitted by K2 on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:39pm.
Submitted by Bda on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:01pm.
So gross they aren't a real couple. It's oh so convenient that they get back together every time she has a movie coming out? She is so pathetic and he well we all know he is a loser douche
This couple should be on the Hot Chicks with Douchebags site along with K-Fed and his volleyball player.
She is Niecy Nash from clean house, Reno911 and some other shows
I fucking love her
Barf ...just looking at their ugliness makes me sick as well as want to sleep.Boring ass people,a shot of adrenalin could not speed these two up.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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That's fine, UKer and I've no problem at all with liking her and hating Angiejo (I don't like AngieJo either.)
It is, however, quite annoying to be told to 'suck it' 'cause we don't like Jennifer either. This is not a fan site after all and as xxyxz pointed out, this is what we do!
ETA: K2, I just read your post.
Again, I'm fine with it up until you turn to ad hominem attacks to make your point.
ETA 2: xxyxz, I recognize your avie from TV and would like to say it's a pretty funny lady, but helps! Who's she?
Totally ludicrous and renders anything you said null.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:35pm.
angel_i,
What IS that 'pee-boy' shit they go on about?? Did he wet himself?
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Well, apparently he said some time ago that he was into watersports - I don't pay attention to the this guy so I don't know. And the way he acts I'd take anything he says with a grain of salt...but recently, when I went on a trip to JJ, someone had found this pic and he was wearing these hideous acid wash jeans that were washed dark at the crotch.
He was lying on his side on the hood of a car, drunk, chilling with this crotch all wide open. And now they say he peed himself.
It's like schoolyard shenanigans...they *know* it just looks like that but it's funnier to say that it IS;p
We do that too;p But we tend to, at least, ACKNOWLEDGE reality albeit abstractly...:)
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UKer FYI I don't love or hate Jenn or Angie
Okay... Maybe I DO hate Angie whatever
This is so fake. Always knew she was a bad actress but this is ridiculous. And for him: his drink must have been spiced. Or he's dreaming about the paycheck he got from her agent. How low can a woman sink?
Submitted by Bda on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:01pm.
So gross they aren't a real couple. It's oh so convenient that they get back together every time she has a movie coming out? She is so pathetic and he well we all know he is a loser douche
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Convenient? How pathetic are you? Why the fuck on earth would this woman date this guy from the beginning of the summer, break up, and then start dating again all for publicity?? It's sad to think anyone would live their life for the media. It's even more sad to think that you would buy into this bullshit. I choose to believe Jen has some integrity. The haters would like to believe the relationship is a ploy so that they can forever pigeon hole her as being hard up and desperate. Give it a rest and come back to reality. I'm sure Jen wouldn't waste her energy "pretending" to be in love with a guy that dumped her only a few months ago. I
i don't care if you hate her but i like the girl, always have always will.
i suppose i can relate to her more than i can relate to that weirdo Brad has decided to shack up with.
sorry i'm not a fan of disproportionate chapped lips.
Fuck you Morticia and fuck your thousand babies.
angel_i,
What IS that 'pee-boy' shit they go on about?? Did he wet himself?
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Please show photos that at least suggest verificatia of John's alleged 9 inches!
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We hate on everybody. People say they hate people I like. I don't get all mad about it. I just skip the post...Besides M.K is a lot meaner then we are
Well, Some of us
She si gorgeous, her boyfriend is hot.
Haters can suck it! lol
Mel-Tang, I love you.
Shall we start organizing the Friends H8'ers table again tonight?
F*ck these two! Jennifer was smart enough to tell Brad Pitt to piss off, so why start shagging this wanker? You'd think she would be older and wiser by now to avoid shagging wankers again.
Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:15pm.
Angel-i
right? P.s I'm stalking you back now
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Perfect! That'll make my job much easier =)
ONT: CAMON! She's supposed to be an ACTRESS! If she's tryna get the Brangeloonies to leave her ass alone she's gonna have to do better than that. And buy the boy some new jeans. They're saying he pissed his pants and THOSE pants are to blame. They're ugly - buy him some good jeans for Xmas, Jenny. And then just TRY to look natural, k?:)
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Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:03pm.
*ahem* we bash EVERYBODY on dlisted
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Yeah, don't go kidding yourself that she's special or anything.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:01pm.
angel i - careful!! Last time I made out with Snowy's avie, he turned out to be gay!!!
I still got to third base lol.
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Haha! I *should* be careful! I'm always falling for gay guys!
... I'd still go for it;p
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angel i - careful!! Last time I made out with Snowy's avie, he turned out to be gay!!!
I still got to third base lol.
Again with the Jen bashing. What a bore!
I'm riding with these bitches!!! I love it...She's hot to death, he is too.. Fuck it why not???? I've been Team Aniston forever!!! You go girl..Looking good and fucking a nice young hot man.. I love it!!! Fuck the haters
@snowy: I want to make sexy times with your avvie. I wouldn't call him "cute" or "hot" per se...but he makes me want sexy times. Who is that?
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Such fake fuckery!! LMAO
No, but really. They make a nice couple. They're both FUG ASSES WITH NO TALENT. haha
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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@John Mayer: Have I told
you lately
that I hate you?
How much does John Mayer suck? He sucks so much that they used him to pump out New Orleans after Katrina.
I look at my wife every day like this, so MK......duh!