Hung Is A Go
File this under: I better get a bigger TV. HBO loves big dick and has picked up the dark comedy called Hung starring Thomas Jane and my favorite bitch from Happiness, Jane Adams. The show is about a dude with a mega dong. Basically, it sounds like what my dreams look like every night.
The show's creators, who also did The Riches, say it's not just about gargantuan peen. They said it's about a struggling Michigan high-school basketball coach who figures out a way to make the most out of his epic peenzilla. They went on to say, "It has its sexual moments, but the show is very much about what's happening in the country, how people are trying to survive using what God had given them."
BLAH...BLAH...BLAH....just show me the damn wang! I'm hard up. And I don't want a plastic stunt peen either. They better find the real shit. In the song Nasty Girl, Vanity says she needs 7 inches or more, but we're going to need something bigger for this shit. I'm talking about 10 inches or more. Dick that will make your no-no shake and scream for mercy at first sight. Dick that will make your jaw automatically lock and refuse to open. Dick that will hurt somebody!
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Thomas Jane is oh-my-goodness hot, but I'm afraid the first thing I thought of was this creepy coach my senior year in high school. He was 28 and looked 45, was balding, with a lounge-lizard mustache, and actually told his class that he lived with a family "curse" of being "hung like a horse."
That is so EWWWW in so many ways.
Unfortunately, one of my friends married him (against the wishes of us all, I should add) and a few years later divorced him, because doggone it, he just didn't lose the taste for inappropriate relations with high school girls.
Thomas Jane is much more pleasant to look at than Coach McCord was.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 8:00pm.
Thomas Jane IS "Homeless Dad" and he "Just wants his kids back."
LOOOOL! I was about to type that and you beat me to it!
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
they should've had a brotha do this show, you know white boys ain't got shit going on in the sack.
thomas jane looks like an exception... he sexy.
I would sooooo hit it!
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THROW THE SHOE AT THE BUSH!!
Thomas Jane IS "Homeless Dad" and he "Just wants his kids back."
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Thomas Jane is the hotness. For the first time I wish I had HBO..
There are some nude pics of Tom Jane from a movie and he does not look very hung. He's hot but not a big one.
Will he get a peen-implant in order to complete with the other well-hungster?
Will he need a peen-lift as he get older?
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Here's a cool fact for MK: The Blue Whale's penis is 10 FEET long. Talk about Peen TV!!!!
Also, Thomas Jane is HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"
I always get him and Eckhart confused.
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I wanna nog your egg.
Clarisse thinks THomas Jane if hot hot hot!!!
Clarisse thinks his wife is not not not!!!
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I think god had 7 kids. Aesus, Besus, Cesus, Desus, Eesus, Fesus and Jesus.
"...is very much about what's happening in the country, how people are trying to survive using what God had given them."
BLAH...BLAH...BLAH....just show me the damn wang!"
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Word MK! 100% word!
You crack me up, MK! But come on! A too-big ween HURTS! It's not fun.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
PEEEEEEEEEEEN TV!!!!
Well for cryin out loud, MK, if that you're that hard up take care of your own damm self.
Make the quick acquaintance of Thumbelino and his four brothers.
You need to relax, man. Sheesh.
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I'm guessing that ABLE stands for Anal Bottoms Lacking Enemas. It's the charity closest to Tommy's heart...