Hung Is A Go
File this under: I better get a bigger TV. HBO loves big dick and has picked up the dark comedy called Hung starring Thomas Jane and my favorite bitch from Happiness, Jane Adams. The show is about a dude with a mega dong. Basically, it sounds like what my dreams look like every night.
The show's creators, who also did The Riches, say it's not just about gargantuan peen. They said it's about a struggling Michigan high-school basketball coach who figures out a way to make the most out of his epic peenzilla. They went on to say, "It has its sexual moments, but the show is very much about what's happening in the country, how people are trying to survive using what God had given them."
BLAH...BLAH...BLAH....just show me the damn wang! I'm hard up. And I don't want a plastic stunt peen either. They better find the real shit. In the song Nasty Girl, Vanity says she needs 7 inches or more, but we're going to need something bigger for this shit. I'm talking about 10 inches or more. Dick that will make your no-no shake and scream for mercy at first sight. Dick that will make your jaw automatically lock and refuse to open. Dick that will hurt somebody!
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:42pm
Hey MK, Michelle Duggar just popped out #18 today. #19 in the oven by end of next week.
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That is just plain fucking irresponsible. My father has 10 siblings, all born in the same bed at home with nothing around but the oldest to get some hot water and sissors. But that was the 20's and 30's and they were Kentucky hillbillies and didn't know any better. But these are modern times and you are seriously fucked up to have 18 kids. That's venturing into kid fetish world. You can't devote enough time to each child to make sure they are emotionally developing along schedule. And you would have to be very wealthy to pay for 18 college tuitions. Anyone who has even one or two kids knows how enormousely expensive diapers and formula are. If you are smart you just use cloth diapers and dump them out in the toilet, flush, then wring them out again in the toilet, then put in the wash. No need to buy expensive diapers. That's the way my mom did it, and her mom, and her mom, and her mom.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
word up baby !
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:11pm.
Thanks for referring to Barry Pepper as a hot bitch! I completely agree!
AMEN brother Michael!!! It's about damned time peen was flashed like boobs and ass are flashed every day on premium cable and movies. Bring on the peenasaurus THANK YOU BUDDHA, VISHNU, JESUS AND ATHENA!!!
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:09pm.
Anyway, I just looked him up on IMDB and man, does this guy have a "type". He's currently married to Patricia Arquette, was previously married to Rutger Hauer's daughter (who is very Patricia Arquette-y), and in-between was engaged to some British actress who is sort of Patricia Arquette-ish.
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What you wrote there was so Damned cute.I wanna pinch your cheeks.LoL.
Made me smile.
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:09pm.
I thought this is what Cinemax was for.
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HBO has "Big Love." Someone is always having very loud sex on that show.
They used to have "Real Sex", but that was more disturbing then sexy. Most of the episodes were swingers who were always so friggin ugly I couldn't believe one person wanted to have sex with them, let alone multiple people.
One time they had a segment on this group of black traveling male strippers. Talk about peen that could hurt you! Honestly, I don't know how they got pants that fit! These guys were so big it was frightening. They could probably screw from 2 separate rooms.
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I had a really,really reDICKulously large dick once.Young black boy.2 summers ago.Magnum condoms choked his shit.
Too bad he didn't know what to do with all that man meat.Shame.
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i don't even have to finish reading this...i'm already hooked...show me the big dick...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
After reading the comments about him being married to Patricia Arquette, I just remembered... and wonder how he gets past her janky rat teeth?
Hey MK, Michelle Duggar just popped out #18 today. #19 in the oven by end of next week.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28053565/
Damn! HBho is about to get real good after 11PM...=) Hung Bitches and Oragasms is what HBO really stands for now.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******* W e a l t h y D a t e r. c o m****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I was wondering why HBO sent me an email asking me if I would be willing to move to Michigan. Perhaps I shouldn't have said no.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
They filmed this around Livonia, MI back in Sept./Oct.- I was in the same hotel that the production office was in. Never saw TJ.
When they wrapped, they had a parking lot sale of all the costumes and props. A lot of plaid and flannel.
From the gossip, they use "props" a la "Tell Me You Love" me for the wang.
I still want to fuck him even though he is married to snaggle teeth Patricia Arquette!
Thomas Jane was in a movie about Mickey Mantle a few years back with that hot slut Barry Pepper. He left his wife for Patricia Arquette I believe if I have my cheatin' husband stories correct.
I thought this is what Cinemax was for.
Anyway, I just looked him up on IMDB and man, does this guy have a "type". He's currently married to Patricia Arquette, was previously married to Rutger Hauer's daughter (who is very Patricia Arquette-y), and in-between was engaged to some British actress who is sort of Patricia Arquette-ish.
Who is Thomas Jane??? Give me a fucking break. He is as hot as they come, Mofo's...
mm....mmm...mmmmm!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
i wish i had HBO- this guy is hot!
The show might be better if it was about a college basketball team.
WHO THE FUCK IS THOMAS JAMES. I KNOW THOMAS IS A FUCKING NEW TESTAMENT BOOK. I HAVE GODDAMN FUCKING KNOWN A COUPLE OF THOMASES. BUT GODDAMN CLITTY FUCK. DOES ANYONE KNOW ANYONE FUCKING GODDAMN NAMED THOMAS ANYMORE. FUCK. GET A GODDAMN FUCKING DOUBLE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING CHEESEBERGER AND LARGE FUCKING GODDAMN FRIES AND PUT SOME GODDAMN GREAT FUCKING LED ZEPPELIN ON A GRAB A CIG AND SOME FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SMIRNOFF. FUCK.
I just want my kids back!
For some reason, this sounds to me more like a Showtime offering.
He fine.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 9:07pm.
I rented that same "documentary" at Hollywood Video.
WHERE in MI???
I hope there's going to be some parts shot on location, and if so, I hope they need local... uh.. . support staff. Hell, I'll volunteer if it means a glimpse of peen.
"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
Thomas Jane should be having a big movie career but if it's about the schlong, I'm there.
Damn MK... Wax it already.
I watched an interesting documentary a few years back called "Private Dick-Men Exposed." It's about men discussing their penises basically. There are a couple of very well endowed fellas who speak frankly about what it's like to have a huge wang. I found it very interesting since I don't have a penis.
With that said, Thomas Jane can wave his man parts at me anytime he wants.
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wow, he's hot. they better show some locker room scenes. i wonder where in mi it will be set.
i love thomas jane
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
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For a minute I thought you were talking about William Hung's Christmas CD.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 8:35pm
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Hahahahahhahaha Va-t-en!! Maudit mouton!
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“One mind is a vice and holds fast; there’s a good memory. Another is a file and he is a disputant, a conversationalist. Another is a razor and he is sarcastical”
The show's creators, who also did The Riches, say it's not just about gargantuan peen. They said it's about a struggling Michigan high-school basketball coach who figures out a way to make the most out of his epic peenzilla. They went on to say, "It has its sexual moments, but the show is very much about what's happening in the country, how people are trying to survive using what God had given them."
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Riiiiiiiiigght
yummy, god i'm horny
I'D SUCK HIS COCK WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED!!
LICKING LIPS..
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 8:28pm.
Dick that would get my attention would pleasure me then serve me breakfast in bed and bedazzle me with smart convo.
*throwing cold water on Joe and shaking her awake*
I'm still trying to get over that pic of Cisco Adler's balls from earlier in the day. Christ on a chariot-driven crutch! He needs to see one of the docs from Dr. 90210.
thomas jane? i'd hit it in every possible way
"Oh for God's sake. Men are so ridiculously proud of their dicks. Leave it to a man to create an entire series around a penis."
Versus 12 seasons of chicks getting laid on Sex and the City.....
Dick that would get my attention would pleasure me then serve me breakfast in bed and bedazzle me with smart convo.
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“One mind is a vice and holds fast; there’s a good memory. Another is a file and he is a disputant, a conversationalist. Another is a razor and he is sarcastical”
I guess the season twist will be when he finds out men acting in gay porn generally make a lot more than those acting in straight porn.
Oh for God's sake. Men are so ridiculously proud of their dicks. Leave it to a man to create an entire series around a penis.
I had a high school coach like this too - except he wasn't at all attractive. And as for the dick, I'd only heard him talk about it. Guy is STILL coaching high school basketball, amazingly enough.
Does Thomas Jane have a 10 inch dick? I guess we'll find out won't we...that dick better real...fake peens suck!
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*springing awake*...Hooooly who is that???
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“One mind is a vice and holds fast; there’s a good memory. Another is a file and he is a disputant, a conversationalist. Another is a razor and he is sarcastical”
A Vanity mention, MK! I can always count on you.
My goodness, MK, you are hard up!