Thursday, December 18th 2008

Hung Is A Go

File this under: I better get a bigger TV. HBO loves big dick and has picked up the dark comedy called Hung starring Thomas Jane and my favorite bitch from Happiness, Jane Adams. The show is about a dude with a mega dong. Basically, it sounds like what my dreams look like every night.

The show's creators, who also did The Riches, say it's not just about gargantuan peen. They said it's about a struggling Michigan high-school basketball coach who figures out a way to make the most out of his epic peenzilla. They went on to say, "It has its sexual moments, but the show is very much about what's happening in the country, how people are trying to survive using what God had given them."

BLAH...BLAH...BLAH....just show me the damn wang! I'm hard up. And I don't want a plastic stunt peen either. They better find the real shit. In the song Nasty Girl, Vanity says she needs 7 inches or more, but we're going to need something bigger for this shit. I'm talking about 10 inches or more. Dick that will make your no-no shake and scream for mercy at first sight. Dick that will make your jaw automatically lock and refuse to open. Dick that will hurt somebody!

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A gay guy getting by because of his huge peen is much more based in reality.

backfat's picture

As a fan of both Thomas Jane AND large penises I am totally excited.

He's not known as the PUNISHER for nothin.

Rican35's picture

Just from the title alone you know you will never see the real wang. You know, unless Tom's really hung....Ah, when does this start?

SpiceDong's picture

I get HBO and I haven't seen any ads for this.
When is this show starting? what time? sunday nights?
I always thought this guy was super hot and this show sounds like the perfect pick me up while I wait for the next season of True Blood.

Submitted by The C word on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 8:56am.
Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I'm of the "it's not the size of the pen that matters as much as how he dips his ink" school.

Try to stay on topic: peen.

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Submitted by LASux on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 4:18am.

THICK is better than length.
Give me a beercan girth oevr a long peen anyday.
There aint nothin like being filled up with a thickie. Long stabby ones are overrated. That said, they're nice to look at and suck but for fucky times, give me the thickies.

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TheBreakdown on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 10:46am.
Women that say size doesn't matter probably have a boyfriend with an enlarged clitoris.

If I ever find out my boyfriend has an enlarged clitoris I'm kicking her/his a**!!!
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Totally depends on the country. I'm in France, and while the white guys here are generally short, they sure do make up for those missing inches in other areas. I've met some pretty hung guys in the UK too
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 8:01pm.

they should've had a brotha do this show, you know white boys ain't got shit going on in the sack.
thomas jane looks like an exception... he sexy.

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I would hit it so hard my va-jay-jay would snap like a twig.
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Women that say size doesn't matter probably have a boyfriend with an enlarged clitoris.

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Submitted by BangoSkank on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 8:29pm.
"Oh for God's sake. Men are so ridiculously proud of their dicks. Leave it to a man to create an entire series around a penis."

Versus 12 seasons of chicks getting laid on Sex and the City.....

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Sex and the City was about relationships and sex in general. I could understand your point if Sex and the City was solely centered around a woman and her huge, hungry snatch.

Damn! HBho is about to get real good after 11PM...=) Hung Bitches and Oragasms is what HBO really stands for now.

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Catch the hot star @ ==RICH LOVING. COM==, where to find great date, a casual or committed relationship, or even something more. He was said to have a profile there.

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They need to have Lafayette guest-star on this.
Punish me, please!
A Hot B more Bitch

plain_sliced's picture

anything with thomas jan has to be good. so i guess he WILL be 'punisher' again with this new HBO series.

cornpone's picture

Thomas Jane is H-O-T!!!!!

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Submitted by breaktheleash on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 9:02am.
Mmm. I agree, but a girl's gotta have SOMEthing to work with. THIS girl, anyway. I mean seriously, I don't wanna be finding myself messin' around w/ a guy who's dick looks like a newt in a bed of moss, ya know.
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I see your point, but I've found that guys who aren't as well-endowed tend to make up for it in other ways that are just as fulfilling.

(That said, if I have to stop myself from pointing and laughing at it, I probably won't stick around. ;D )

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Mmm. I agree, but a girl's gotta have SOMEthing to work with. THIS girl, anyway. I mean seriously, I don't wanna be finding myself messin' around w/ a guy who's dick looks like a newt in a bed of moss, ya know.

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Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I'm of the "it's not the size of the pen that matters as much as how he dips his ink" school.

Quality vs. quantity.

(Morning! Suspect Mk is battling the snowstorm...)

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breaktheleash's picture

I have the fult-tilt-boogie cable TV package so I'll definitely be lookin' out for this show. But you KNOW they're gonna be using a stunt dick. But I don't care; fuck it.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Ever wish you could do a dick transplant from the douchey boyfriend who was hung like nobody's business onto a "nice" guy?

KD's picture

No new posts? MK must still be beating off to this.

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"THICK is better than length.
Give me a beercan girth oevr a long peen anyday.
There aint nothin like being filled up with a thickie. Long stabby ones are overrated. That said, they're nice to look at and suck but for fucky times, give me the thickies."

CAN I GET AN AMEN???

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MK, honey, you need a cold shower.

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lmao at the person craving a big dick and choking on a mini donut!

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Hey, I could recommend someone over 7. Read my blogger's name. Problem is, he's older now -- does it get smaller? I'll never know but in his prime...he was numero uno.

True enough, this story shows the world has gone INSANE. A 31-year old rapes a 13-year old and PLANNED PARENTHOOD COVERS IT UP!?! omg!! this is filthy, and entirely true.. ***.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EinILQ4hDP0 ***

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I love this man,he is so hot!I hope we get to see his real peen and not a stand in.That would suck!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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LASux's picture

THICK is better than length.
Give me a beercan girth oevr a long peen anyday.
There aint nothin like being filled up with a thickie. Long stabby ones are overrated. That said, they're nice to look at and suck but for fucky times, give me the thickies.

This would be so much cooler if it was about William Hung. You know he's seen some freaky groupie action.

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:18am.

what TV said!(no idea how you guys make hearts!)

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:18am.

♥ ya back!

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@Tv and ESE

LOL! I f*cking love you two ♥♥

*drunken kisses all round*

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:09am.

hey! i'm a big dick and i'm not overrated... wait.. oh, i see what you're talking about!LOL!

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:09am.
Gah! Big dicks are overrated. Who wants to be battery rammed in the cervix doing sexy times, for fuck sakes?
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Not many share your view, George Bush is a huuuge dick, and he got to fuck the entire planet.

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Gah! Big dicks are overrated. Who wants to be battery rammed in the cervix doing sexy times, for fuck sakes?

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Looking forward to see it.

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Oh Shit! Mothafuk made me choke on my late night Entenman's Pop'ette snack... Wow! Needing some big dick is like wanting to breathe these days... shit is hard to come by! I know all to well the wanting, needing and dreaming of some Mandingo dick... that shit makes your muscles flex at the sight... I'm goin for some water cuz I have some mini donut stuck in my throat!

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Submitted by BobsBB on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:35am.
The biggest dick I ever had (a full 8, maybe 8 1/2) was on an Irish guy. Of course he was Black Irish...

Shaquille O'Neal?

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@ Team Valtrex

The biggest dick I ever had (a full 8, maybe 8 1/2) was on an Irish guy. Of course he was Black Irish...

Aunt Bea's picture

I just read that Johnny Depp will be marrying his longtime fug of a girlfriend. *wipes tears*

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Thomas Jane with a huge penis? I'll be watching!

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Dirk Diggler's picture

Well, that certainly looks good on paper. I hope we get to see that thing in every episode.

My cable company will be getting my order to add HBO to my lineup.

Team Valtrex's picture

The vice president we've had for the last 8 years should disprove the popularity of big dicks.

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I wish they'd stop pretending that this is deep and relevant and shit, and just admit, "We wanna show penises. BIG penises. Because we're a cable network and we CAN. Ha ha!"

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If you want to see a show that has a lot of dick, I recommend Rome. Very well done, great acting, and LOTS of peen.

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Submitted by Shaniquanaynay on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:02pm.

Barry doesn't get the props he deserves!

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I'm thinking there won't be many cameo appearances by Irish dudes.

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