Thursday, December 18th 2008

But She Has So Much Going For Her....

This is 23-year-old Christina Raines, the new fiancee of Drew Peterson. Most of you bitches know, but Drew is the 54-year-old piece of trash with a head like a walrus' ass who is a suspect in his fourth wife's disappearance and whose third wife suspiciously died in a bath tub.

This is what I don't understand. Why would Christina put her gorgeous chola eyebrows in any kind of danger? She obviously loves them like a Hostess fruit pie. It's obvious that she spends hours in front of her magnifying mirror with tweezers, an eyeliner pencil and a lighter. I know I talk about how cholas love their Sharpies, but classy ones, like the kinds I hung around, melted the tip of an eyeliner pencil with a lighter and used that to apply their gorgeous eyebrows. That shit is an art! Cholitas put razors in their hair just in case someone tried to fuck with their amazing eyebrow work!

Not only does Christina have magnificent brows, but she also is a waitress at T.G.I. Fridays! She must get a discount on Mudslides or some shit, right? Why would you want to fuck with your discount? I'm being serious.

Hopefully, the power from her beautiful eyebrows eventually wakes her the fuck up.

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Triscuit's picture

I was someone's Chola for a minute.
Then "reality" set in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VvWf5ahIj0

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CORNDOG's picture

It is really true...chola eyebrows are a work of art and a status symbol of pride. If they can't get their chola hands on a sharpie I have seen them go for a magic marker or a piece of charcoal from the bar-b-Que. Before chola's wore then proudly on their faces Italian ladies did.

Where did all the Oly go?

Zappy's picture

She looks hassled and upset on her cell phone. It could be the paps taking her pic upsetting her or perhaps being hound dogged by the dick himself. Or maybe her eyebrows are making her upset cuz they sure are upsetting me.

Zappy's picture

She looks hassled and upset on her cell phone. It could be the paps taking her pic upsetting her or perhaps being hound dogged by the dick himself.

Zappy's picture

Submitted by The Real Mimi on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:41pm.

In response to your post:

I think many more people live it Mimi than are willing to admit. Some die in it. In other people, I can smell it a mile away. I'm sure you can too. My perception of it now is that through my experience, I can help to educate others. Or help them save themselves because only they can do it.

On a lighter note:

You can never totally get rid of your demons. But you can put them on the back burner.

This asshole has a thing for women that all look alike. I cannot believe anyone would get involved with someone like that.

What a dumb bitch. 2 deceased ex wives. She doesn't learn does she?

On another interesting note, Stacy Peterson's mother also disappeared 10 years ago.

Here is the case file on her mom. What a troubled family. Out of 6 children, 2 are dead and one moe (Stacy) presumed dead.

http://www.charleyproject.org/cases/c/cales_christie.html

Also where are Drew and Stacey's young kids, does he have them?

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Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:27am.
It's a combination of 'Daddy gonna take care of me, rebellion, I can show them 'True Love', and an unconscious death wish. All the while thinking they are in control.
I know this, I lived this, I breathed it and it haunts me 22 years later.
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Zappy, I'm sorry that you went through this. I went through something similar, but only for a short time. It still bothers me though that I was so stupid.
Just be glad that you got away from that and that you are hopefully in a better and healthier place now.

Bda's picture

Dumb bitch she deserves to die because she most likely will. But seriously the guy obviously murdered his last two wives and he claims the last one is "missing" so um your still married ass wipe! This guy is so cocky it's unbelievable with all the attention his case is bringing in he is going to go marry another young girl! He doesn't have a care in the world. Apparently he does have money and power and is pretty corrupt or was. And she works at T.G.I's so I'm guessing she doesn't have money. The guy is a control freak and the second you disobey you will go "missing".

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Submitted by Cindyloo on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:13am.

Why does a 23 yr old want to be with a 54 yr old guy? And what is with these stupid women who go for guys like Peterson, OJ and various lifers in prison?

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It's a combination of 'Daddy gonna take care of me, rebellion, I can show them 'True Love', and an unconscious death wish. All the while thinking they are in control.

I know this, I lived this, I breathed it and it haunts me 22 years later.

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Why does a 23 yr old want to be with a 54 yr old guy? And what is with these stupid women who go for guys like Peterson, OJ and various lifers in prison?

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Zappy's picture

I broke the first cardinal rule: I am blogging at work because most of the patients cancelled due to inclement weather.

Like in a horror movie, we all look at those dumb bitches who go upstairs instead of out the door ~ we see it coming, they don't. When people have low self esteem they gravitate towards some psychotic fool who manipulates them into believing they are genuinely kind and loving. The manipulation is slow at first, although there are ideas along the way that the abuser has 'issues' or was a victim and we can 'fix them'. We invalidate our instincts and convince ourselves that they love us and they are protecting us even though the abuse at this point is mostly psychological at this point (Note to self to buy the book recommended by Clarisse 'The Gift of Fear'). Another noteworty book 'Control Theory' by William Glasser (1986)

We often ignore our instinct because we never want to believe bad things about people. Truth is there are a lot of sick in the head mother effers around.

If you've read this far (LOL) I have to add, as stupid as we believe this young gal to be, she probably suffers from extremely low self esteem and through this lack of self esteem, is quite vulnerable. Abused people become 'emotional hostages' and it is not so easy to escape.

Been there done that wrote the book and the screenplay now its on to Jerry Springer for my additional fifteen minutes of fame.

As for Casey Anthony? She is guilty as sin. I am starting to believe that her mother is covering for her or in deep denial.

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To quote Whoppi Goldberg in Ghost, "You in danger, girl!"

Even Parasite wouldn't date this guy and she's good to go for damn near anybody!

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White trash is as white trash does. Someone needs to get to this girl, smack her in the head a few times, and teach her the ancient art of poisoning.

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Regarding the Caylee Anthony case (so sad), did someone say that maybe one of the family members was the dad? If so, that may have been the motive for her killing the little girl. Not saying it's right, just saying that could have pushed her over the edge.

Maybe this Christine girl is not as innocent as we think. Maybe she's a black widow, and has a surprise for Drew. lol Wouldn't THAT be karma.

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I wonder if Drew and Scott are related!? They are both crazy, act and look like douchebags, and have the same last name.

Well, this cholitanina just wants her 15 minutes. And she's gonna get it when they find her bloated eyebrows in the woods somewhere.

"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi

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Morrissey on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:27am

*Note To Self, do not date or marry anyone with the last name Peterson*

I forgot about that Peterson and I even watched the lame LifeTime movie about him. TWICE!

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Mrs. F.'s picture

i love a good chola eyebrow post in the morning.

in college i had a roommate who used a lighter on her eye pencil... I think she used it under her eyes, not on the brows... I always thought it was a pretty neat trick, actually.

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Is that the pic that's going to be used on her "Missing" poster?

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annie ominous,
“I'm done feeling sorry for women who knowingly walk into the lion's den.”

Bingo.

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Green Is Good's picture

I'm guessing this stupid bitch didn't finish high school. She thinks getting engaged to a MURDERER is step up from being a waitress.

Hope her parents have dental records.

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Is he rich or is she dickmatized?She should run for the hills.Where are her parents?

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Parker's picture

No one can tell a 23 yr old what to do, but I sure as hell hope her parents try! Or maybe I don't. You have to be a super-dumb bitch to get involved with Drew PEDOrson.
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QUESTION...
do chola REALLY use sharpies?? seriously, do they??

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Angel! WTF?! LOL!!

Loved those two videos. La Pequena and Spaghetti Cat will have to duke it out for the title. Wish we could have ideo footage of PP handing over her crown. She'd do it for the publicity, right?!

Love the puppy cam song! OMG!

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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

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Amen Annie!

In other Chola news...

I saw enough chola eyebrows today to last for a lifetime. I've spent the past two days as a Christmas elf bagging prezzies for needy families. Some of those women did such incredible work that I felt sad that I didn't have a camera so I could show MK and all of y'all dlisters. Some of it was stupendous! Amazing!

Next year I'll bring a camera and film it.

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That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

annie ominous's picture

These douchebags live pretty close to me and I am disgusted by all of this bullshit.

If that chick is dumb enough to hook up with some wife-slaying, narcissistic pogue, then she gets whatever she deserves. I'm done feeling sorry for women who knowingly walk into the lion's den.

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Submitted by Anonymous Q on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 6:50pm.

What the fuck do these young girls see in this obvious murderer??!!
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EEEWWW! I just vomited thinking of Peterson's peen!

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Yo MK u effed me up that ish about using the lighter to melt the liner.....memories of the "red lipstick" stage

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:25am.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:12am.

LOL Angel I, like there is a better reason to care
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this guy is disgusting. how STUPID is this broad? shes been with him 4 months! what a complete fool. she deserves whatever she's gonna get, and we all know what that's gonna be..

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@ Love Anderson:

You forgot Mike Peterson! He killed his wife Kathleen and (possibly) another of his former female "friends".

Looks like he killed 'em both when they found out he was in the closet. He killed his wife, supposedly, after she'd found emails to/from a male escort in his email...

SO, Mike Peterson, Scott Peterson, Drew Peterson -- ALL wife murderers?! What are the chances? :(

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:12am.

LOL Angel I, like there is a better reason to care -- cholas are an enigma to all of us, such great personal taste, such bad taste on everything else. ____________________________________________
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Submitted by cringe on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:11pm.

Submitted by kacky on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:59pm.

Submitted by cringe on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:32pm.
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Dunno. But some of us do, and that's why we post here. If it's not your thing...
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Still doesn't answer my question why I should care about a publicity seeking ho and a suspected murderer

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DP is a scumbag. Why isn't he on trial yet?

Casey Anderson killed that sweet little girl and she gets the forensic dream team that got OJ off to testify for her (according to Today this morning).

How can all this be?

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Hello all! The only thing Mr. Petersen has is his pension, if he does not lose it. I cannot wait to see how he proves to the court in his divorce proceedings that he was not responsible for her "abandoning" him. Trash.____________________________________________
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LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Drew Peterson, Scott Peterson, sucks to be a Peterson in this country.

I don't get these type of females either, first, he's NAST, and of course, an alleged Murderer, I haven't followed the story closely.
Does he even have money, a job???

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Submitted by kacky on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:59pm.

Submitted by cringe on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:32pm.
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Dunno. But some of us do, and that's why we post here. If it's not your thing...
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Still doesn't answer my question why I should care about a publicity seeking ho and a suspected murderer

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Ummm, sumbody needs to check the birth certificate on this corpse, cause ain't no way she's 23. And how f'in desperate can you be if you're gonna hook-up with, if not a murderer, a total douche like Drew Peterson????

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drew peterson belongs in jail....next to oj...i don't understand how these women keep flocking to damaged men like this...
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roxie's picture

Peterson is an ass, he's so guilty. This chick must be so deparate and stupid, she'll be dead next.

why should we care about these people?

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

Aunt Bea's picture

Why isn't Drew Peterson in jail? Are they waiting for "3 strikes, your out"?

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You are a self-hating dumbass if you aspire to be ANYONE'S fifth spouse. And if some of those previous spouses happen to be suspiciously dead, well... I hate to say you asked for it BUT...

Zappy's picture

I thought she was a younger prettier Linda Blair.

Some young wimmins think that older men like them because of their substance. The substance that older men (generally but not all) like is the perky boobs and butt and tight cooch, along with the vulnerability and naivete (did i spell that right?). The simple fact that he is older and a cop or former cop means (in her eyes) that he is above the law and it was all a mistake or a conspiracy and she is buying his bullshit. Tsk tsk

Been there done that wrote the book and screenplay now it's time for my fifteen minutes of fame on Jerry Springer.

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I live about an hour from where dp lives and on they interviewed this girls father who is a year younger than drew. He drove to house recently and was NOT happy with dp and then dp asked this girls father if he bought his book. Geesh wth is this girl thinking. I was thinking the same thing sofster.

Also said drew introduced his new gf to the kids and they love her. Those poor kids, they are going to need alot of help with what they have gone through.

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Does she have a death wish?