Daddy Spears, How Could You?!
It might have been a while since Brit Brit has done this whole dating thing and Daddy Spears probably doesn't know the rules, so I think we all need to take them into the back to teach them the rules. Everyone, except for Brit and Daddy Spears obviously, know that the #1 rule of dating is: don't eff with Wonky McValtrex's infected victims! They should teach this in schools. It's that important!
That is why Brit Brit has no business bumping anything with Benji Madden. According to InTouch (via PopCrunch), Daddy Spears made a list of all possible dudes his daughter should date. The list included Benji, Chace Crawford, Jesse Metcalfe and Michael Phelps. Daddy sure can pick 'em. A used twatty rag, a power bottom, a drunktard with boobies and the son of Neptune whose mommy would chop his dolphin peen off if he tried to knock it with Brit.
The source said that Brit's manager, Larry Rudolph, made some calls and Benji seemed the most interested. After a few dates with Benji, Brit Brit likes him. The source said, “They’ve been on a few dates. They met once at The Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills for dinner in a hotel suite. She appears to like Benji a lot, and he seems to really like her.”
Larry plans to use the new barfmance to promote Brit's album and tour.
If this fuckery is true then Daddy Spears needs to pay a visit to Brit's old stopping grounds: the loony bin! I knew there was something off about that man when I watched him make cheese grits using Velveeta instead of Cheetos.
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To the OP: That Drew Peterson joke was funny!
I think Shitney and Paris are equally as irrelevant, equally as fuckin stupid, equally as worthless, equally as talentless and equally as mentally retarded. Fuck all you people who bought Shitneys fuckin album. Fuck you all for allowing this piece of shit to have a #1 album and fuck your ears for telling you that shit is music. Fuck this country and the worthless 'celebrities'. Fucki Shitney Spears wtf is it 1999 again? And Benji Madden? Who the fuck is he? He is relevant for fuckin Paris Hilton, fuckin LAME.
Rant Over.
Brintey and Benjis future psycho kids:
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seriously, why didn't the doctors tie this bitches tubes after the first one?
Britney is way worse than Paris. Paris while a selfish, spoiled whore isn't dragging down innocent kids with her, Britney is pure evil, to her very core. she is a disgusting, worthless human being, and has proved this time and time again. Britney is the most disgusting celebrity on the planet. she even makes K-fed look good.
UGH, he is so fucking ugly, i cant even stand it.
i look at him and i think, Mole.
how is this slapped ass getting women period? has anyone seen sophi monk, his ex fiancee? bitch is hot! he probablly licked her asshole on a daily basis.
oh and for all of you who are trying to figure out whos worse,Paris or britney--?? eh hem, they are both narcissistic selfish pieces of ca-ca of somewhat equal stupidity...but that Britney is definatly more pathetic, considering that she is a grown woman who cant even take care of herself and cares more about herself and her deflated career than her own children. nuff said. BTW, she looks like shit in that picture.
I guess recess is over.
Really Stoney, I"m done with this "conversation", you can barely respond so see ya!
I would think any intellect would crack you up.
Pseudo Intellects, they crack me up
LMAO
Accepting the obvious has always been hard for Britney, too.
BTW stoney, You are like a 4th grader, attacking someone because they happen to like someone you don't like. That's just childish.
This does not surprise me considering his brother dated Hillary Duff.
Um Stoney, I highly doubt that, so come up with something that's better to say why don't you? Actually try saying something that is true, because that was just dumb lol.
Rosemary, you have the verbal skills of a fourth grader, so it makes sense you'd be Team Britney.
Paris sucks, yeah, so I like stupid over Evil anyday. with your name I think you do too? or maybe not just guessing lol
I don't think you can take the kids out of the equation, because they're there. Yet another example of Shitney's selfish ways "I'se with chahld, ya'll! Top that, Justin!" Then she discovers kids are work, & they become something to neglect.
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If I have to choose who is a more abominable, oxygen-wasting skankwhore with no education, Paris or Britney, I think I'll just have go ahead and ask God to flip the switch.
Submitted by Rosemary on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:50pm.
You don't think Paris is worse than Britney????? I mean, forget that you think she's horrible with kids, as a person in general??
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there is a difference. Paris is EVIL. Britney is just STUPID.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:54pm.
Rosemary, Paris and Shitney are on the same level.
Actually, Britney is on a lower level.
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Yeah, man. Paris keeps herself clean. Her feet and hands look like shit but they're clean. Paris doesn't try to speak in complete sentences unless you are making her sad. She's a beyotch but, at least, she's somewhat in control of that.
Paris is waiting for man that won't leave her before she has kids. She may have to wait forever but it proves she's not all stupid. Wait - I think she thinks that man is Stavros, so we can chalk that up to luck I guess...
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I agree with you if a person does that, but I just don't see it that way with her...I don't know what's wrong with her but I just think there's more to it than we know. I may be wrong, but I just don't think she's a bad person like that. But, if I ever decided she was a bitch and not ill, I wold agree with you trust me. And the reason I started liking her in the first place is partly cause I thought she was mentally ill, before the whole kid thing, back when she was walking around bathrooms barefooted (not that this makes her mental), I guess about 2004, so.....I'm not her fan till the end if I'm wrong about her and figure that out.
A person who basically throws her kids away is a POS and doesnt' deserve to breathe IMO.
If I could get away with murder I'd take Shitney out.
Eh, I don't agree, but I guess we just have to disagree. That surprises me though.
Rosemary, Paris and Shitney are on the same level.
Actually, Britney is on a lower level.
I dunno if she is or not I was just commenting to someone below talking about bipolar I and II
Britney isn't bi-polar.
You don't think Paris is worse than Britney????? I mean, forget that you think she's horrible with kids, as a person in general??
I have bipolar, and have bipolar II
I have bipolar, and have bipolar II
Rosemary, yes, it is coming from Fan Rosemary's mouth.
She's a fucktard, plain and simple.
You guys, I don't care what you say, Britney is more datable, and that's not coming from Fan Rosemary's mouth. That's me being logical. She's sweeter than paris, she's not gonna be all about her in the relationship like paris, she will be somewhat about her but not like paris. Look, Britney kept justin for a few years or maybe two? Something like that, how long has paris kept her men? You know Paris is a concieted bitch that pisses men off and she is not the dumper all the time. Britney is a sweet girl with a shit load of issues but sweet and men like sweet girls and so therefore she would last with Benji longer if this story is true.
She's so ugly and haggard.
"Daddy Spears should introduce Britney to Drew Peterson. Problem solved."
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Disgusting... not even funny.
"She obviously is however incredibly immature, narcissistic, stupid and attention-seeking."
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I think most of all she is self destructive.
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Remember in the doc where she was like I want to be married and have babies by next year and she got upset when everyone laughed.
Well I think they have every reason to laugh. NO WAY is she going to get a proper bf, especially under these circumstances.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 10:38am.
Daddy Spears should introduce Britney to Drew Peterson. Problem solved.
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That is pure GENIUS! write him a letter!
dating should not be a priority for this bitch, regardless of whose idea is it or who the suitors are...she should concentrate on getting her smelly orange shit together first and see if she can get custody of her brood back...besides no worthy man would want to be bumping uglies with her anyway so you now it is doomed from the start.
Daddy Spears should introduce Britney to Drew Peterson. Problem solved.
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Now THAT is a tree!
All y'all need to stop talking smack about Farrah and Angel i's bf. Benji Madden is an honorary slut. Besides, what if he were to read this, he does post her ya know! ;P
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There is nothing about this that makes sense. What the hell is Daddy Spears thinking?? "Hello, young douchebag. Would you be interested in showmancing my punchline of a daughter? She's being held together with anti-psychotics and weave glue. It could be fun for the whole world!"
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Benji (and his brother) strike me as the type who are attracted to the 'damaged' ones....
Daddy Spears probably saw how Joel turned Nicole around, and is hoping Benji can do the same for Britters (if this is even true).
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It's not clear if she has some type of mental illness.
She obviously is however incredibly immature, narcissistic, stupid and attention-seeking. Plus her parents & everyone cater to her and don't force her to grow up. So it certainly is very convenient for everyone to claim she has a mental illness, when in fact, her problems are more a function of just who she is and what her personality is like. Therefore, it will be very hard for her to "get better" because that would wind up meaning changing essentially who she really is.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 8:29am.
Submitted by cringe on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:07pm.
Michael Phelps = 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m)
Bit Bit = Height: 5' 4" (1.63 M)
now that's something I want to see
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I'm 5'1½" and I dated a guy who was 6'5".
It was kind of fun actually.
Made me feel all petite and feminine.
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Submitted by cringe on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:07pm.
Michael Phelps = 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m)
Bit Bit = Height: 5' 4" (1.63 M)
now that's something I want to see
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I'm 5'1½" and I dated a guy who was 6'5".
It was kind of fun actually.
Made me feel all petite and feminine.
True enough, this story shows the world has gone INSANE. A 31-year old rapes a 13-year old and PLANNED PARENTHOOD COVERS IT UP!?! omg!! this is filthy, and entirely true.. ***.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EinILQ4hDP0 ***
Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:26am.
hiya!... and, yes... another day, another vote for ya!
OT: on topic?!.. come on, really?!... what time is it?
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Submitted by george33 on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:18am.
i really wish that Britney could find her soulmate.
don't fret, she can find a bag of pork rinds anywhere
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i really wish that Britney could find her soulmate.
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why would anyone want to date someone as crazy as brit? Just three months ago she was in the loony bin for more thank two weeks twice! An she left against medical advice twice, and then she was put under a conservatorship and it kept getting extended because she is mentally incapable without meds which means she is sick. So tell me this why would someone want to date a sick person unless they're using them? Daddy needs to think that through