What Is Going On Here?!
I don't like the looks of this picture. They both have their eyes partly closed in a sexual way, Johnny Travolta is slightly puckering his lips and JRM's hands aren't where we can see them. Johnny is definitely jizzing in his big girl panties. That bloody shit on JRM isn't ketchup bukkake, it's the real thing. When Johnny flashed his lil' L. Ron Hubbard, JRM probably passed out on the floor and suffered a major concussion.
If you're looking at these pictures of Johnny and feeling tingly in the crotch (you know who you are), then please do your genitals a favor and get some much needed help. Your genitals deserve better than this.
Here's more of Johnny looking like a cross between Yogi Bear and Mr. Magoo while filming some crap movie with JRM in Paris.
JRM = Jonathan Rhys Meyers
I didn't know who he was (and still don't, really). so thanks to whoever mentioned "velvet goldmine."
John Travolta looks like a wrestler.
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Looks like the movie is using a low budget makeup team. That bald cap that Johnny is wearing looks like it came from the marked down Halloween section at Walgreen's.
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If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
Submitted by NonnyMouse on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:59pm.
Who the hell is Travolta meant to be? Ming the Merkinless?
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I think he's got the merkin on his lower face, actually...
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:32pm.
JRM is a boring actor so how does he get so much work?
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I thought he was quite pretty before he got the googly coke eyes and anorexia. I'm stumped about how he keeps getting roles too.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
travolta's beard looks like it's full of ass dust...probably's jrm's
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
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Who the hell is Travolta meant to be? Ming the Merkinless?
Michael? You know I love you in a very sexual way, right? Happy holidays, sweetie.
JRM is a boring actor so how does he get so much work?
Gee, Michael, I like the way you use initials for Rhys-Meyers, like he's someone really famous whom we all would recognize. He did some old English miniseries, so he's now an icon? Sorry - the field is a little more crowded than that. Use names.
um, travolta's cheeks look a little like he's suffering from the same facial wasting that hiv positive men experience. in no way am i being flippant about hiv/aids, but seriously -- he does.
Hollywood fuckin' sucks!
i totally tingled... love JRM
My fave JRM story is the one that MK and others posted some months ago, where he was taken off an Aer Lingus flight in Dublin for being too drunk. How would they know?
did jrm do a little too much coke?
wasn't lohan around with coke involved? that's so unlikely
Travolta looks like the bear daddys that hang out @ The Blue Oyster Bar (from the Police Academy movies) and The Eagle Tavern (here in SF). He SO scares me....(running away)! Is he trying to traumatize children!?!
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JRM was only hot in that movie Velvet Goldmine. Then he became a crazy cock (typo but im keepin it) fiend and he looks gasp! fat faced in that main pic. He must be off the powder, screw him!
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Travolta looks like he's auditioning for the lead in "Chris Daughtry: 20 Years Later"
Jonathan Rhys Meyers. AKA "I Wish I was Ewan McGregor".
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I think god had 7 kids. Aesus, Besus, Cesus, Desus, Eesus, Fesus and Jesus.
Jon Rhys Meyer.
Crazy Eyez.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
JRM? Who is that? I have NO idea what those initials stand for. AUGH i hate that!
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i think this is the best john travolta has looked in a looooong time
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M.E.!
Well I told ya that I had been here TOOOOO long!!!
Off Topic: In British newspaper there is an article about Valkyrie and it says, regarding Cruise:
"Needless to say, there has been much anticipation over this film, especially since the lead role went to Tom Cruise, who has never quite got the knack of acting. He seems to believe that completely different characters require little or no change in performance, but is mysteriously still making films nonetheless."
Bwhahahahah!!! BINGO.
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I think god had 7 kids. Aesus, Besus, Cesus, Desus, Eesus, Fesus and Jesus.
Takes FOREVER to load up but this is funny as shit! Now I need to make one with Cisco's balls, PPs cutlets, Suribot, Spaghetti Cat & Rojo Caliente!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
even with fake blood JRM is still BANGIN'. i would do anything to have hot hot sexy times with that man!
LMAO@ Clarisse and M.E
effed! hahaha
iheart, LOL that's hilarious
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
Clarisse - you illiterate WHORE!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I effed the bitch hub, but the kids??? EEEWWWWWWWWWWWW! I'm not teh perv! Pedo!
Oh M.E.!
I have been on this site way too long.
"I have elfed both kids and the hub"
I read as "effed" and was all WWWWTF???
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I think god had 7 kids. Aesus, Besus, Cesus, Desus, Eesus, Fesus and Jesus.
I hope y'all can see this shit:
http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/TzF9d6Z6ccnxvNxT#/owner/TzF9d6Z6ccnxv...
Five Shitneys doing a yeehaw dance LOLOL Amen & thank you LCT for sharing this handy little tool!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Oh, so that's the PermaCokeyEyes guy from The Tudors? In that header pic, he looks exactly like Joaquin "Bye!Good" Phoenix. I thought it was him at first.
I have elfed both kids and the hub. Made them dance, emailed it to the family.
I need to pee.
For the love of all things Xenu, why must these two twatty rags hang their sex equipment out the window??
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Suri is already acting! The girl deserves a dozen Oscars for her riveting performance as the daughter of a crazy troll person with raccoon teeth. --MK
Johathan is totally hot. I would squirt my blood on him anytime!
all JT needs is a black leather ass-less get-up. and a mouth harness.....
Revolta, you big in the closet fucking homo bear GO HOME AND TAKE CARE OF JET YOU ASSFACE BUTTCHEESE RETARD!!!!!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I'm seriously about to piss myself. I elfed both my kids and made them do the disco dance.
I.
am.
dying!!!!!!!!!!
Yay!I missed leather Daddy!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Why can't JT just go bald, and or gay, fulltime already? He makes such an awesome Bear.
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"This is officially now the most secure bathroom break in the history of law enforcement." - Alexander Mahone
He looks like a beefed-up Howie Mandel.
Oh EXCELLENT! Another Travolta movie that I will never see.
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I think god had 7 kids. Aesus, Besus, Cesus, Desus, Eesus, Fesus and Jesus.
Ok that's it, I'm going over to elf 5 different Shitneys.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 5:17pm.
OMG! LCT - I just elfed my son.
BWWWWWWWWWWWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
I need to print that shit out!
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Whoever invented that website is a genius. I'm peeing my paaaants over here.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Salem, you haven't seen The Tudors, I take it?
Submitted by NonnyMouse on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 5:17pm.
That is sad news. RIP Majel. I always hoped Nurse Chapel and Spock would hook up, but it wasn't to be.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Revolta channels Anton LaVey
WHAT YA GOT IS ONE ASSHOLE TALKING TO ANOTHER. IT AINT THAT FUCKING GODDAMN COMPLICATED. HAPPENS EVERY DAY ALL FUCKING GODDAMN DAY LONG.
Aw shit, Majel Barrett Roddenberry just died.
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2008/12/18/arts/AP-Obit-Majel-Roddenberr...
OMG! LCT - I just elfed my son.
BWWWWWWWWWWWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
I need to print that shit out!
WTH happened to JRM? I didn't even recognize the initials OR the man.
Why is john still getting movie roles? JRM was hot in Velvet Goldmine I don't know what happened after that.
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I wanna nog your egg.