Thursday, December 18th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Jenny McCarthy looks like a pepaw doing a really low budget Marilyn Monroe impersonation - IDLYITW
Sean William Scott in a jockstrap - Towleroad
Amber alert! ScarJo's boobies are missing - Hollywood Tuna
What the hell kind of GD shirt is Brad Pitt wearing? - Popsugar
Carmen Electra looks hot....with Photoshop and the right lighting (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
A rehab reunion at Bardot - Lainey Gossip
Sluterella - Hollywood Rag
Denis Leary reviews Denis Leary - Popoholic
I like the drunk Ryan Phillipe better - Celebslam
This is what Jude Law should do - Just Jared
Santa sluts - Cityrag
And a reindeer slut too! - Egotastic!
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I just clicked on the Popsugar link, and damn that place is scary. Almost JustJared level of scary. So I scroll down to view some of the comments and what else do I see but a comment from Love Angelina claiming she likes Brad in that outfit because it "shows off his physique" and then congratulating Brad and Angie for some award nominations like she's pals with them. Just as psycho as ever!
The good old times when that crazy mofo used to post here...
LOL Loozer
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
Yea that poncho/sweater thingy brad's wearing is fug as hell. It screams "I lost mah balls a long time'go!"
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
Jenny looks like shit with that haircolor. Blondes are very pretty, and it looks good on some people. But damn, not on her. I had dark brown hair and bleached it for years and years. Used to spend like $200.00 a month just getting the roots touched up and whatnot. But no more. I said, "Fuck that!". I had my hairdresser dye it all dark brown, and that was 5 years ago, and never been happier. As a matter of fact, I get 2X as many head turns with dark hair as I did with the bleached blond. I don't think it has so much to do with haircolor as it does with what you are really comfortable and confident with. If you really feel comfortable as a blond, you are going to attract a lot of looks. If you feel really sexy and comfortably as a brunette, the feeling will resignate and you will in turn attract people. It's really all about how you carry yourself and your confidence.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Shut your mouth Brad. You are starting to look like that retarded child of yours. Don’t any of you know how to close your mouths? Of course not, Angie has hers permanently open in case there’s dick she hasn’t sucked (unlikely) and you’ve all picked up the disgusting habit. Close your mouth, please. Thank you.
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The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
I think MTV should do a scientific study concerning the contestents on Singled Out (aka Reunion Show) to see if any became couples and what they are doing now. Jenny of course would host along with Chris Hardwick. Huh huh (laughing like Beavis and Butthead) I said Hard Wick.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/ivebeencryn/vj-jenny6.jpg
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
Snowie
I HATE POOPsugar. Morons!
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
WTF is Brad wearing?
DUDE! Lay off the bong water!
The new Playboy is remembering the past 55 years of pin up sluts. Had Jenny's centerfold piccy in there. DID NOT EVEN RESEMBLE how she looks now.
Brad is SO trying to be Johnny Depp. Pfft.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Public Service Announcement
The Puppy Cam Song
ewwwww PopSugar:
" Looks like the family might have to clear some room on the trophy shelf as the birthday boy and Angelina get ready to walk many red carpets together for another award show season."
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Stiffler always gives me a stiffy LOL
I like him
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey have to be the most annoying celeb couple. I think after 11 seconds with them, I'd want to bonk their heads together and poke their eyes like Moe in the Three Stooges.
She used to flash her jugs for tips when she worked at Joe Bailey's in Beverly (Chicago neighborhood).
somebody send me a virus... I need to get off the computer and take a shower!
I'm like Britney dirrrty
(kidding)
maybe.
Clarisse
lmao! good call...
xxyxz,
I would have said Christian Bales.
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I think god had 7 kids. Aesus, Besus, Cesus, Desus, Eesus, Fesus and Jesus.
Submitted by Tracy Lynn on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 3:55pm.
Is Ryan Phillipe relevant anymore? Was he ever relevant?
No... and no!
Well, its official. Pittstain is now chez continental. Whoopdedoo.
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"Merry Christmas, Dammit!"
Is Ryan Phillipe relevant anymore? Was he ever relevant?
Salem13
Do you know any sugarDaddys in my area?
lol Mr.XX is too cheap of a bastard to 'fix' my body! *pffft*
*Calling Dr.Rey*
I love how they posted a picture of Ryan standing still on the red carpet next to one of him running from the paps and called it "sober" and "drunk." Nice!
WHAT THE!?
Brad: come on!
Looks like Brad grabbed one of Angie's sweaters...guess when you have 6 kids and don't live in one place, things tend to get mixed up.
And I can't help it; I love Stiffler.
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
I know I'm the only one but I like Scarjo and I think shes gorgeous. Yeah she isn't the greatest actor but the same can be said about pretty much everyone in Hwood with the exception of a few.
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I wanna nog your egg.
Dam Carmen Electra looked hot
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Happy Holidays
I was thinking that between brad's shirt, purse, and vaguely hairy upper lip, he was looking like a post menapausal memaw...
I think Jenny McCarthy looks like the Bride of Frankenstein here.
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Just one look, and I fell so hard, hard, hard
In love, with you......
Jenny's face here reminds me of that Chuckie doll...
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Now THAT is a tree!
Carmen looks hot but fake. I hate the fake baloon tits.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 3:45pm.
With the right amount of money and great plastic surgeon you too can get it!
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I wanna nog your egg.
That Jenny McCarthy chick does look like an old man dressed like Marilyn Monroe. Eww.
Bradley's shirt, stache and old hat yell "gay old porn star".
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Holeee shit that's a lotta Aqua Net. JM looks like one of the Lawrence Welk singers.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
She looks kind of like Nicki Kidman.
LOL. literally at Brad Pitts sweater! WTF!
Note to self: Do not curl your new Jenny McCarthy bob.
I saw Jenny McCarthy on Chelsea Lately and her and Chelsea are good friends. Now I like her. FUCK!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Somebody asked me yesterday... Who's body would you like to have?
I said Carmen's!! I know.. I'm so lame