Afternoon Crumbs

Never thought Jenny Mac was pretty at all-asked my husband why she's even a celeb, I figured she must have posed naked somehwere and sho'nuff, dat's what he told me. I'm glad she's with Jim Carrey, fug with fug, good combo. Don't think she's a great actress either, she was on 2 and a half men recently, didn't do anything for me. don't get it.

"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."

Scarlett's boobs are definitely missing. Could they have been implants all this time? She does have a tattoo on her forearm that looks like it was drawn by a 4th grader, tho.

Jenny looks like a tranny Marilyn Monroe impersonator that collided into Fire Marshall Bill, who ironically is her boyfriend.

That is some SERIOUSLY crazy shit!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

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Nice blonde!

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oooh...jenny mccarthy is aging badly...but i thought "dirty love" was funny (mostly)...

seann william scott should wear a jock strap all the time...it's what he was born to do...

no clue what look brad is going for...maybe this shirt doesn't show baby poop and drool...

isn't there a retired baller or a washed up rocker that can rescue carmen from a lifetime of playboy spreads...this shit is just getting fucking old...

i kinda find denis semi appealing...maybe it's because he's a loudmouth from my home state...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related

She looks like Cindy McCain in a Blondie wig.

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

Why is Brad Pitt dressed like Dorothy from The Golden Girls?

I'll give Brad a pass on the shirt, since most dads stop caring what they wear after awhile if it hasn't got spitup on it.
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Actually it looks like he was purposely looking for something delicate to wear in Angelina's wardrobe (not to mention his hand looks oh so feminine covering his "male" (?) purse). Methinks he wanted to look purty for his chauffeur. He even looks like he applied makeup before going out. He's becoming the ultimate lady boy.

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Let me dirty up your mind.

This not a good look for Jenny. It makes her look old and beat.

Brad looks likes the hotness has been sucked out of him completely. His snatch-stache grosses me out more than the stupid sweater.

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"That cat's something I can't explain."

jenny mccarthy has a more prominent 10head then kidman. mcarthy has a 20head.

I loathe this woman with the burning passion of a thousand exploding suns. She is gross, untalented, cheap and obsessed with a fake crusade that has been scientifically disproven. And after flaunting her ignorance of all things related to autism, she claims to have CURED her son... conveniently at an age when most autistic kids have a huge boost in their development.

That wouldn't make me so mad if she hadn't gotten a magazine cover proclaiming this, thus giving false hope to all the deranged desperate parents spending all their money in hopes of a miracle cure. And their poor autistic kids are the ones who'll suffer for it, since they won't be getting the care and therapy that could make them improve slowly but surely.

Ryan Phillipe = Ken doll. Plastic, boring.

I'll give Brad a pass on the shirt, since most dads stop caring what they wear after awhile if it hasn't got spitup on it.

Denis Leary does a cheeseball stand up. He sucks. He is good on this show and in films. I'll give him that.

Jenny never did it for me. There's something cheap about her. I remember when E! Hollywood channel used to do countdowns and Jenny was next after Anna Nicole and she was such a letdown. Not everyone can pull of a platinum blond.

O Jenny girl, please. Run away from Jim Carrey before you completely transform into The Mask.
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Suri is already acting! The girl deserves a dozen Oscars for her riveting performance as the daughter of a crazy troll person with raccoon teeth. --MK

M.E

LOL !

That part is so funny!

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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg

Has anyone actually seen Carmen's photo spread in Playboy? Playboy needs to stop airbrushing lady parts out of their pictures, it is frightening. In one picture Carmem looks like a neutured babrbie doll. Seriously, they aribrushed her cooch and it looks weird. Even my hubby, once he stopped looking at her boobs, was frightened.

Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.

Mmmmm. Ryan Philippe. I'll bet he's good in bed. He's got magic hands! Jenny needs to lay off the plastic surgery and just be herself.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 5:31pm.

Ryan Philippe certainly has a type...plain, boring, vanilla, saltine, oatmeal. Blah.

I call him Fetus Face, because he seems so unformed or something.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

I hate Lindsay's hair - and her face.

Ryan Philippe certainly has a type...plain, boring, vanilla, saltine, oatmeal. Blah.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

Miss Priss, I liked Dirty Love too.

Love the drunken scene where she's showing her tits to everyone. LMAO!

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"dity love" that movie with J.Mccarthy and carmen electra? I liked that shitty movie! lol

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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg

Denis leary is an ass. He also steals material then ruins it.

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I loved her in that movis 'Dirty Love'
lol I think that's what it's called

I totally missed the gay purse Pitt was also carrying along with his poncho!! It really does get old watching this fuck nut morph into his women. Someone advise him to stop wearing shirts that cover his knuckles or else people are gonna change his name to Mary! Real men do not dress like this. I guess Jolie has him cross dressin' now!!

Yikes! Jenny's hairdresser got heavy handed with the peroxide. She looks washed out! That do is not at all flattering.

She just made a mistake by curling the hair, imo. Here, take a look at her hair (this is recent) when it's not frizzed out. FLAWLESS:

http://x17online.com/celebrities/jenny_mccarthy/aging_certainly_hasnt_do...

Lohan should quit wasting her time and just call Vivid Video. Why stall for another year?

That girl that Ryan Phillipe is with has a serious cankle problem.. He might want to check on that. Not sexy.

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I agree that the hair-don't isn't working on Jen. She is naturally lovely, that hair makes her look harsh.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 4:09pm.
Yea that poncho/sweater thingy brad's wearing is fug as hell. It screams "I lost mah balls a long time'go!"

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He did. They are being held in the death-grip of Mangie's harpacious talons.

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Brad Pitt looks like a fag (sorry if I've offended anyone)! I'm not sure if it's even a shirt. It looks like he's wearing a pashmina over a gray shirt!! And people have the nerve to make fun of Aniston every time she has one with her but atleast she's a WOMAN! He's lost every ounce of manhood since he hooked up with the vampire.

Jenny McCarthy- from the nose up she looks good, from nose to chin needs some work.

Sean William Scott in a jockstrap - yeah, but we dont get to see the full monty!

Amber alert! ScarJo's boobies are missing - so is her personality

What the hell kind of GD shirt is Brad Pitt wearing? - a gay one.. and his skinny assed legs in those jeans look like shit too...

Carmen Electra- I like nekkid women, so pretty to look at. She's alright to me =)

A rehab reunion at Bardot - eh, more like a smelly cigarette and vodka reunion.

Sluterella - who is this?

Denis Leary reviews Denis Leary - didnt read, didnt care!

I like the drunk Ryan Phillipe better - see above

This is what Jude Law should do - see last two above

Santa sluts - who is the grey haired chick?

And a reindeer slut too! - dont know who this is!

I'm about to lose my 1st place standing =(
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Brad Pitt - w.t.f. ???

remember when he was with Jen and he was all stoner-style? I don't care, you guys can rip on her all you want - I liked him heaps better when he was with her than when he was with GOOP Girl or Saint Ange. I honestly think he was "himself" the most with her.

He makes me think of those sorry girls who are serial monogomists that morph into whatever guy they are with. SO SO pathetic!

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Jenny McCarthy has serious horse face

I really hope ScarJo did not get a boobie reduction,she had a real nice set

Brad Pitt's shirt is one of the ugliest fem looking thing I have seen.A big yuck!

Carmen Electra s hot and has a fantastic body for 40

Denis Leary is so hot and funny,I lust him.

I do not like any version of Ryan Phillipe

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Dammit! Edited to add:

Submitted by The C word on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 3:54pm.
Looks like Brad grabbed one of Angie's sweaters...guess when you have 6 kids and don't live in one place, things tend to get mixed up.

He was probably just looking for anything urine free ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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ScarJo's boobs either deflated or she got some industrial strength Spanx on her chest...and it must be transparent. Or maybe...hmmm, the dress is too big for her chest? Maybe she wears dresses two sizes too small or something...?

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Why does Jenny McCarthy make me so cranky anymore>

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Brad Pitt is wearing a Liberace style blouse? WTF? It's totally GAY!

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Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 4:09pm.

I agree. I was a bleach blond, too. My natural hair color is chocolate brown and it was a lot of work (and money) to keep it that blond.

About 3 years ago I wanted something different and gave my hairdresser full reign to do whatever. She gave me funky cherry red highlights and I love it. I get a ton more compliments and attention with the red then I ever did with the blond.

Well I guess The Emasculation of Brad Pitt is complete. Damn.

To Kelly Osborne: If you're skin is six shades whiter than your teeth, time to get with some White Stripes and some sun, for chrissakes.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

I always liked Jenny but she looks scary as hell here.

Yes, I am elated that that psycho got the boot.

Its so tiresome when Hollywood ho's try to imitate Marilyn Monroe. I've not seen one of them capture her aura, no matter how hard they try

I'm glad she's gone too! Too much drama for this momma

Shhhhhhhh don't say it's name you guys, it's like summoning a demon from Hell(or JJ, same diff)

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008

I think that Brad is wearing a Snuggie:

https://www.getsnuggie.com/flare/next?tag=ED|SM|GO|TM|

M.E.,

It was just too much having that level of deranged psychosis every time I checked in on Dlisted. I'm relieved LA took it to a more suitable online venue.

Love Angelina is still on other blogs?

Damn.

That psycho used to arse me big time.