There's No Place Like Dawson's Creek
It's Stepford Katie's 30th birthday today. Happy Birthday, Katie! You don't look a day over haggard! Katie celebrated this morning with her hourly weepy shuffle to her SUV in NYC. Tommy Girl said that he has a few special things planned for Katie's barfday. If I was Katie, the only "special thing" I'd want Tommy to do on my barfday is to jump off the fucking planet without a jet pack or whatever else thetans use to travel through the universe.
Suri Cruise was also spotted this morning wearing her favorite "take me away from Tommy Girl" ruby slippers. And where can I get one of those hot personal carriers like Suri has? I'm allergic to sidewalks like Suri is, so he would come in handy.
That chick with the yellow boots in some of the thumbnails below is so bright. Methinks Katie had to dim her monitor eyes just to get to her car without being blinded.
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I totally have the same shoes that Katie Bot is wearing. I got mine at Payless for 12.99.
Katie turned 30 just days after I did. If she's living so damn right according to Tommy Girl, then why do I look five years younger than her?!
Give her the bennie of the doubt: maybe she doesn't wear make up becuz she's going to the studio and they put the make up on for her? Maybe they will do her hair too? Ummmm...I'm reaching here.....I dunno, she looks gaunt, hungry and sad.
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
Forget the woman in the yellow boots, check out the dude beside the woman in the yellow boots. What the fuck is he snorting!!
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:11pm.
I'm more concerned about what that guy in back of her is sticking up his nose..could it be one of those Vick's Vapo Rub wand thingies?
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Oh cool, I didn't even notice the guy sticking his fingy up his nose. I love it when there's gaping morons in the background. Someday, I hope to be a gaping moron in the background too.
The baby-guard is the hotness!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:01am.
and again... i've said the exact same thing in the plumbing section at Home Depot!!
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"We play the game,
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:58am.
I also like to go in the dressing room at WalMart, wait 5 minutes, then start yelling "You're out of toilet paper in here!!!!"
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:56am.
i knew i knew you from somewhere
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:45am.
Well I'm tired of seeing Suri carried everywhere. One day she will be one of those humongous WalMart shoppers riding around the store on a straining rascal scooter with a basket on the front. And like the other humongous WalMart shoppers, she'll be subjected to me walking up and saying "You're not handicapped, you're just fucking fat! Back the scooter away from the buffet once in a while, lardass!!!".
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
i wonder where's tom but anyway i'm a fan of dawson's creek! i still love her;)
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and what the fuck is soo damn astounding about the sidewalk, Katie?!?!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
i'm soo sick of seeing Katie's "malnutrition about to fall over without the help of master Cruise's hand tightly gripping my hand to show me the way" walk
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:11pm.
I'm more concerned about what that guy in back of her is sticking up his nose..could it be one of those Vick's Vapo Rub wand thingies?
Snuff is hip again.
Yellow boot girl is the bomb. I want to be her. I need to go out and buy that exact outfit and then I'm never taking it off. Ever.
BTW, Suri looks way happier with that guy than she ever looks with Tom or Katie. I think he's probably the person she spends her time with when Tom and Katie aren't taking her out for her daily promenade in front of the paparazzi.
Her clothes are nice, although I wouldn't have paired that coat with jeans. The problem is her attitude and hair and face are all those of a beaten-down elderly woman.
That, and I don't think she has the style or poise to pull off high fashion, no matter how much Tommygirl tries to make her.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
Katie looks great! so what if she doesn't wear makeup! good for her! and when was being thin a crime!
At least she's not a botoxed self loving transparent freak!
she looks older than Nic
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The war isn't working.
wow she's only 30? She really looks upwards to 40... why does she dress so old and frumpy and those haircuts??? The cult has ruined her.
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The war isn't working.
I think "Kate" enjoys walking around with that miserable look. I think she thinks it makes her look like a star. It's just a feeling I get.
If I were her, I would be Katie I'd be gettin' with that body guard while Tommy Girl wasn't around.
Say what you will about Nicole Kidman but at 30, she was pretty and looked alive. Kool-Aid Katie looks like shit on a stick.
That lady with those yeller boots sure knows how to dress wtf..I'm more concerned about what that guy in back of her is sticking up his nose..could it be one of those Vick's Vapo Rub wand thingies?
somebody please hit up Katie!
How freaking cute would it be if Suri and her babyguard made a movie together? They could call it "You, Me, and the Thetans." You KNOW she never tells Big Dave "NO" when he tells her to put her damn coat on. LMAO
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Katie, do yourself a favor and let the bodyguard hit that. You need it. Get hot and sloppy and loud. Maybe your will to live will return.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
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God. How much would it suck to walk out of your home day after day and be gawked at by random fuckers?
I guess she has stopped wearing make up because I have not seen photos of her with it on for awhile except for those studio portraits.She looks very sad,I guess money did not buy any happiness for her.Suri is cute and I really do not blame them for not letting her walk on those busy streets.They could use a stroller though.I like their matching shoes!
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Katie looks like misery personified. How many years left on that contract? She doesn't look like she's gonna make it.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 4:21pm.
It's like you can tell how strong Katie's feeling by the shoes she wears with Tom. Every now and then, she wears high heels and I feel like that's a small way to say "Fuck you" to him.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Deb,
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i read that Tom ordered Katie to cut her hair off.
2 sciento posts in ine afternoon... ugh!
think the vitamins and the shit he must make her weat/drink has anything to do with her appearance?
I'm about to lose my 1st place standing =(
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:38pm.
she looks like she's been up all night crying.
Either that or massive bong hits.
@Miss Priss
The hunching is from being ordered to do so in photo-ops with Tommy to make him look taller.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I am somewhat surprised that Tommy Girl isn't out with her, mugging for the cameras and trying to steal her birthday thunder. But, there is a lot of time left in the day. I'm sure he will find a photo op later.
Suri is cute (I guess) but she already looks like a snotty, spoiled little turd.
Katie is looking like an OOOOOOOLD 30.
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
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How old is Tommy?
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¿Por Qué No Te Callas?
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 3:42pm.
Hi!!!
She looks old and worn out. The carrier is very hot with a great face. I guess Tommy hired him personally...
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¿Por Qué No Te Callas?
I like mamabot's red flats! they be cute.
Suri is just adowable. Aw
Poor Katie. She's always hunched over, like she's carrying a huge burden on her back...or a tiny burden called Tommy Girl...anymiserablebot, HB Katiebot
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
iHeart, ITA. she has an amazing wardrobe. its the hair and the general "dead" energy she radiates that makes her seem so tired and boring.. the clothes are gorgeous (ok, mostly)
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i've seen tommy on several interviews lately. he is soooo bossy, annoying and rude.
what's with the bright color accent trend these days? it's kinda dorky
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LOL yeah that too Momus!
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does that little camera whore even know how to walk? i'm thinking she can't. i wonder if she feels more connection to her body guard than tommy girl. she seems all clinging to life with brown bear.
katie is thirty? sheesh! she looks like shit. i bet nicole is laughing her white ass off.
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 3:11pm.
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Off Topic: Cool blog! :D
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Suri’s bodyguard is fucking delicious!
Also FUCK THE Cruise “family”.
How can this woman continue to say that she is happy with life and whatnot? All you have to do is look at her old pictures and look at her now. Why the hell do paparazzi continue to follow these people? How many pictures does one need of Katie fucking Holmes? Bitch doesn't do anything interesting. She looks like a caged animal in a zoo.
And why won't they let that fucking child walk.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 3:23pm.
People are always dogging on Katie's clothes but it's not her clothing that makes her look dowdy, it's the lack of makeup & hairstyle. I like her clothes, they are classic & classy.
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It is also the lack of vibrancy in her facial expressions.
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All,
The "fine as hell" bodyguard, Shawn, carrying Suri played a bodyguard, Shawn, on "One Life to Live." He's gorgeous!!!