Thursday, December 18th 2008
Morning Wood
Damn! That horse needs some Crest Whitestrips (you pick which horsey I'm talking about)! - Socialite Life
Do British school teachers love showing off their concrete nippies? - I'm Not Obsessed
Vince Vaughn's new fiancee must love the gentle tickle from extra long nose hairs - Celebitchy
It's official: Robert Pattinson is a hybrid - ICYDK
Katie Price's Scream mask stomach - Holy Moly!
HA! What a dumb bitch! A man buys an Artic fox thinking it's a fucking Pomeranian! - Ananova
Obama: The College Years! I'd hit it - Time
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Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:17pm.
And really, if you want your money to actually count...donate it directly. Charities and non-profits waste so much money on overhead.
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I almost agree with that. Charities HAVE to spend money on overhead. The thing about the ones that are so obvious - the ones that are in our faces is that they spend a LOT of money on marketing. Someone was talking about the tags....
It's like - look for a charity that gets by without all that. They're tryna spend your money properly and can sometimes make stuff happen that you can't all by yourself...
Like the Chrismas Box...with food and clothes and toys...it doesn't cost anything but to actually do it - the charity just puts you in touch with the right family.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Public Service Announcement
The Puppy Cam Song
That pic is awesome, I need to steal it!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Miss Priss- No problem, dollface! I will wait by my mailbox for your package! :D
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:17pm.
Not for nothing, but The Salvation Army has no affiliation with the Catholic Church.
They are actually one of the better charities, in that much more of that dollar you give actually goes to those in need.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:22pm.
Wasn't that in the Daily Mail?
You totally ordered some, dint you?
Can they figure out where Robert Pattinson got his fugly nose??? The Obama pictures were hot.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:16pm.
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Wasn't that in the Daily Mail/ (that British bastion of non-news events)
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“One mind is a vice and holds fast; there’s a good memory. Another is a file and he is a disputant, a conversationalist. Another is a razor and he is sarcastical”
Dread Pirate Heather has natural, built-in Dimrs. Remember those balogna nips?
*shudders*
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Now THAT is a tree!
"Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:14pm.
THE MOST LOVING FUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING THING A PERSON CAN FUCKING POSSIBLE DO DURING THIS TIME OF THE YEAR IS BUY A TURKEY DINNER AND A FEW GIFTS FOR A NEEDY FAMILY. IT WILL ONLY FUCKING TAKE 2 HOURS OF YOUR FUCKING WORTHLESS TIME. CONTACT THE SALVATION ARMY OR METROPOLTIAN MINISTIRES. THESE FAT FUCK KIDS SITTING AROUND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND ON THE FUCKING GODDAMN WORTHLESS COMPUTER NEED TO GET OFF THEIR FAT FUCKING ASSES AND LEARN TO APPRECIATE A FUCKING GODDAMN WOODEN TRAIN AND TEDDY BEAR AND BALL AND BATS AND BIKES FOR TOYS. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. THESE KIDS NEED TO FUCKING GET OUT AND GET MOVING AND PLAYING INSTEAD OF FUCKING GETTING FUCKING FAT IN FRONT OF THE TV."
Fuck the Salvation Army. There are much better organizations to give your money to than the Catholic fucking church. And really, if you want your money to actually count...donate it directly. Charities and non-profits waste so much money on overhead.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:03pm.
where did you get this info? God I hate erect nipples.
It was on another gossip site within the past 48 hrs. If I find it again, I'll post it later.
Not to be a perv (I mean, to pretend I'm not one), I'm not kidding about the beacons: if you want attention....
OMG KD!!! I didn't know there were Dimrs!!! Thanks love!
These will make awesome stocking stuffers!!! LMAO
(I owe you a pair KD♥)
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:03pm.
Try deez! And give some to your friends for christmas! (me, me, me!!)
http://dimrs.com/
I too hate seeing nipples through clothes. Especially on me. I think it's embarrassing.
Posh's boobs are horrible, as is Katie Price's stomach! Bleeeech.
ETA: Robert P. is not all that. I find him quite homely, as a matter of fact.
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
THE MOST LOVING FUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING THING A PERSON CAN FUCKING POSSIBLE DO DURING THIS TIME OF THE YEAR IS BUY A TURKEY DINNER AND A FEW GIFTS FOR A NEEDY FAMILY. IT WILL ONLY FUCKING TAKE 2 HOURS OF YOUR FUCKING WORTHLESS TIME. CONTACT THE SALVATION ARMY OR METROPOLTIAN MINISTIRES. THESE FAT FUCK KIDS SITTING AROUND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND ON THE FUCKING GODDAMN WORTHLESS COMPUTER NEED TO GET OFF THEIR FAT FUCKING ASSES AND LEARN TO APPRECIATE A FUCKING GODDAMN WOODEN TRAIN AND TEDDY BEAR AND BALL AND BATS AND BIKES FOR TOYS. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. THESE KIDS NEED TO FUCKING GET OUT AND GET MOVING AND PLAYING INSTEAD OF FUCKING GETTING FUCKING FAT IN FRONT OF THE TV.
Boooooooooooooooooob Roooossssssssssssss
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Own it like a strap-on.
LOL! They got her to pose for that! I wonder if she's kicking herself now;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Public Service Announcement
The Puppy Cam Song
That's kind of amazing. Robert Pattinson's features really DO look like the others'! Freaky.
I don't get the deal with nipples lol....well i dont get the deal with boobies either
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Happy Holidays
Sheeps
haha where did you get this info? God I hate erect nipples.
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
Camilla Slut must have a sense of humor, or be totally brainless -- standing next to her "separated at birth" partner
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Re Posh: I never knew this, but apparently there's a plastic bra insert that imitates an erect nipple. JA allegedly uses the inserts. I mean, if you want a guy to stare at you, just show off erect nipples. It's like an irresistible beacon.
Those Obama picks are amazing...whoever took those pics must have been so happy when he became President...
I kinda like Posh's style
that Katie Price story was dumb...amazingly I dont have any stretch marks either ofcourse I have never had kids but still lol
that was a short morning wood....thats what she said....hahaha sorry I couldnt help it
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Happy Holidays
That horse looks like he's got a gold grill! Imagine being able to do that with your mouth!
I'm so going to spend my Christmas vacation practicing how to do the Horse Mouth.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Is that Sarah Jessica Parker next to Camilla?
That should also be the "caption this".
re: Rob Patz- someone has too much time on thier hands.
I want a pet fox, but not a stinky one.
Why the long face, Camilla?
Those pics of Obama are hot. My fave is the one where he's wearing the hat and crouching in the hall.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
those photos of obama are amazing :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
mmm Robert Pattinson
Obama was so cute! To think I wasn't even born when those photos were taken. Time flies!
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg