Letterman Brings Out The "Uncool" Cover
Jennifer Aniston was on Letterman last night to whore out that doggy movie and most of the interview was a lukewarm bowl of boring. Aniston interviews should really come with a big injection of speed, because they bring the zzzzzs. The only time the shit she says is kind of interesting is when she talks about you know who. I think Letterman sort of, kind of tried to bring it up by showing Jenny the "uncool" cover. Jenny looked at the thing like it was Saint Angie's latest ultrasound. I've never noticed this before, but Jenny has the laugh of a 65-year-old smoker with a guilty conscience. It's like when someone asks me if I farted. I give one of those raspy "you so funny, but oh-so-right" laughs.
After the Vogue cover, Letterman moved on to her "puppy does Playboy" cover on GQ Magazine. Jenny surprised Letterman by giving him the same tie used for the cover. Yes, she just gave away the tie like that! Saint Angie would've blessed it by smearing her holy water saliva all over it. Then she would have auctioned it off for a million dollars and used the money to save the lives of ten thousand orphans! Or Angie would have unraveled the tie and made hundreds of mosquito nets out of it. And Aniston just gave it away like that! Pff!
If you care about watching this shit, click here for part 1 and here for part 2 of Jenny's little chat with Letterman last night.
And below is Jenny outside of Letterman trying to find a man and some available kids. Is it just me or does her dress look like it's tucked into her chonies?
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Was she wearing any underwear? Seriously. Watch when she stands up to hand the tie to Dave. What's with female celebs and the lack of underwear?
Jen looks awesome!!!! it must be the young beau...
yikes. brad got out just in time. i hear another box office bomb dropping.
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can't help but like this bitch
I always found her very charming and I wish I had her legs, dayum.
Jennifer Aniston...who cares?
Submitted by Tubereuse on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 6:57pm.
I had already sent you the CD by FedEx. Merry Xmas!!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:31am.
JA whoring out her latest movie is preferable to St. Holie whoring out her latest movie.
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You know it! Jolie also whores out her children - Brad whores out himself in overseas commercials - between the two of them it's always double the whoring for movies. I find it refreshing to see Jen working the media. She showed up on Regis, Oprah and Letterman... big deal. Atleast she's doing this shit for work and not whoring out little children because her ego is so out of control and she believes people want to see her and her family appearing to have PRIVATE moments at home!!
I'm in my 40s and I'm still workin' the skirt (not to ridiculous lengths, however). I got some good German engineering in the leg department. Just wish I could I could same the same for the rest of me. Jen's got great legs, she should 'em.
Whoever said that short skirts on people over 30 aren't acceptable.
Eff off.
Thanks, Clarisse....
Submitted by missy on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 1:40pm.
so being 30, im not allowed to wear skirts that go above the knee???? fuck off!!
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Seriously, maybe it's the mother of 6 who shouldn't be wearing dresses that short (Kung Fu Panda DVD release party - the vampire jolie)! Jen has killer legs and great hair - flaunt your best assets baby! I can't believe people are crushing her for being 39. Give it a f*cking rest morons.
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Submitted by CheChe on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:28pm.
The only yawn involved here is the constant Jen bashing. Give it a rest. Just because someone doesn't slip her brother the tongue, doesn't make her boring. Since when is being nice, like Jen, a bad thing?
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You've pretty much summed it up!
Jen is professional in interviews - that may appear boring to some. I'm sure with her friends she's the laugh of the party. Everyone gravitates towards Jen because she gives off so much warmth(even that dick ex husband said it). Since when is it boring to be heterosexual, single and emotionally in check?! Unlike the bi-sexual queen who checked herself into the psych ward and has self mutilation problems (the scary mother of 6 - who threw herself at Jen's husband)!
This is off-topic but still, maybe someone knows the answer . . . . I fell asleep during Letterman and was semi-woken up by a song that in my sleep I thought was absolutely beautiful. The show was Craig Ferguson and the band was Death Cab for Cutie.
I would love to know the name of the song.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Thaks Jen. I've been having trouble falling to sleep lately.
This bitch is BORING AND UGLY. No wonder men keep leaving her. ugh.
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She is boring,ugly and wrinkled.She dresses awful and can not keep a man satisfied in any way.I am not getting on the short bus and say I like her to bug Jolie fans.I loathe them both equally.
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@Deb on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:55am
The clown I had is named Pennywise and he's a character from Stephen Kings book 'IT'
you just dont like clowns in general?
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Submitted by missy on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 1:40pm.
so being 30, im not allowed to wear skirts that go above the knee???? fuck off!!
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WORD!!! I have great legs. I'm supposed to hide them because women in their 30s should not show legs? Get the fuck out. I guess ageism is really thriving in this youth-obsessed culture of ours. Even when I was 20, I didn't think being in your 30s meant you were old.
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correction Marisa Tomei just turned 45 two weeks ago!!!!!! Forty fucking five!!! WTF???? I'm giving her and Mickey Rourke the underdog support this awards season. The Wrestler was good! Two people from when I was young are back on the scene again.
She should really do everything naked. If she doesn't want to deal with the paparazzi she can come live with me.
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it's unfortunate that all of you who find her coma-inducing boring don't actually go into a coma
The only yawn involved here is the constant Jen bashing. Give it a rest. Just because someone doesn't slip her brother the tongue, doesn't make her boring. Since when is being nice, like Jen, a bad thing?
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 1:57pm.
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I'll see what I can do. (-: Of course, I will have to pull them out of the archives (the pics, not the legs).
That's a fugly and unflattering dress but other than that, she looks nice as usual.
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Submitted by bourgie on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 1:55pm.
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Marisa Tomei has not looked in about ten years.
She has constant abortion face. Sunken eyes, dark circles,and pale skin. She was very beautiful back in the day but she doesnt look anywhere near as healthy as Aniston does.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Submitted by bourgie on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 1:55pm.
Marisa Tomei is 43 and looks better than Aniston.
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Submitted by No Words on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 1:50pm.
Okay, my legs are my best feature, and I was still wearing short skirts into my 40's. It's okay if you have good legs.
Proof? Pics? Video? Anything?
Yawn, damn this woman is better than ambien
I can't pin point it and I never have but there's something "off" about her. That goes for the entire Friends cast too. I dunno....
Marisa Tomei is 43 and looks better than Aniston.
If I had legs like those I'd probably wear a skirt that short. She went for it so good for her! Sometimes the female guests on Letterman wear too short of skirts though, I noticed that one time with Ashley Olsen, it looked like she forgot to put her pants on that skirt was SO DAMN short! But this skirt looks good on Jen, if you got it flaunt it!
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Submitted by No Words on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 1:50pm.
Okay, my legs are my best feature, and I was still wearing short skirts into my 40's. It's okay if you have good legs.
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two words...TINA TURNER.
(although she needs to lose the Thunderdome getup.)
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Okay, my legs are my best feature, and I was still wearing short skirts into my 40's. It's okay if you have good legs.
Who said over 30 is over the hill? Not true, babies.
I actually like the dress a lot and, I would so wear something like that for NYE but then again im 23 not 39. I still think she looks hot and Inoffensive. If she was some tragically aged cougar i would completely disapprove but shes tight and healthy.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
If you are 39 and can look good wearing a skirt like that then FUCKING DO IT! If Angelina Jolie wore a skirt like that i would die of a cackle attack. Give me a fucking break, Most women closer to her age would probably pick a more conservative skirt but that doesnt mean that they cant wear a skirt of that lenght.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Oh yeah because everyone knows you are over the hill at 30 *eyeroll* I fucking hate brangelina trolls.
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so being 30, im not allowed to wear skirts that go above the knee???? fuck off!!
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That bitch is so borrrrrrrrinnnng. God! And she was on Regis and Kelly this morning I watched I swear about 30 seconds and almost feel into a coma. GET OFF MY TV BITCH! No one is going to see that stupid ass dog movie! Why the fuck do people keep making dog movies? I hope Brad kills you at the box office. Her voice is annoying her hair always looks a mess. Just go away you insecure woman. I can't blame her her mother fucked her up for life by telling her she was ugly all her life. Poor girl.
Jennifer looks stunningly beautiful. Her legs, figure and hair are gorgeous. And yes, I think her face is pretty, too.
I think Brad baby traded down.
Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 1:21pm.
Oh dear, can that skirt be any shorter??? How old is this woman? She thinks she's a young girl from 90210??? Booger-girl Scarlett?
The dress is ugly too.
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Um, do women over 30 have to convert to nuns and cover their bodies or something? Geesh- what prudes. Her length of her dress is fine, though I'm not liking the actual dress itself and I usually like her style choices.
I don't care what some of you say, she has a freakin hot body...look at those legs, and that hair- it's gorgeous. She takes great care of herself and it truly shows...unlike skinny old lookin Angelina-she has definitley lost the hot, imo anyway.
Love ya JA.
Oh dear, can that skirt be any shorter??? How old is this woman? She thinks she's a young girl from 90210??? Booger-girl Scarlett?
The dress is ugly too.
Owen is too busy banging hookers and shooting up to promote ANYTHING.
ha. Saw her in office space yesterday. She looked like a completely different person.. seems that she has had a TON of work done, especially to her nose and chin. She really was "homely" back then, even moreso in the early Friends days. She looks much better now.
ha. Saw her in office space yesterday. She looked like a completely different person.. seems that she has had a TON of work done, especially to her nose and chin. She really was "homely" back then, even moreso in the early Friends days. She looks much better now.
It's not the shortness of it for me, it's that weird ass thing in the middle and the way it's cut at the bottom. Dayum! I'm a little fashionista today.
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I saw this last night, I thought she did fine. That dress however is ugly.
And of course she needs to cover up any woman over the age of 25 should either be killed or start wearing burkas.
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She has nice, shiny, healthy hair. She would prolly not be so annoying if fucking Brad & AngieJo weren't brought up every GD time she is seen or heard. If I were her I'd knock the teeth out of anyone who mentions them. But maybe she likes it, who knows or cares LOL
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That dress is really uncool.
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