Now Is Your Chance To Own ScarJo's Snot Rag
ScarJo was on Jay Leno last night and complained about catching a cold from Samuel L. Jackson while promoting that The Spirit movie they did together. ScarJo, who obviously has an ego bigger than her massive chichis, thought her snot-covered tissue was worth something, so she agreed to auction it off on eBay. The money will be donated to ScarJo's charity of choice, USA Harvest.
The dumb bitch is on to something, because the auction is currently at $2,025 with 60 fucking bids! It ends on Monday.
It's not like her vagina or asshole blew into the tissue, her mocos-filled schnoz did. For that much money, there better be a hair in there or at least a chunky piece of nose jizz.
You know the dude who claims ScarJo is a clone is going to sell his mom's Precious Moments collection in order to buy this shit, so he can really make another ScarJo. Good going, ScarJo!
And Wino should also consider doing this shit. Imagine how much her cokey boogs are worth?! There's at least a hundred grams chilling out up in there.
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5300$????? Crazy
fuck i detest this womanfish
A little bird told me Madonna was recently cloned :)
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So what, Scar Jo can sell HER bodily fluids on e-bay but I can't? Fuck those two-faced jiz nazi snot peddlers!!
Time heals all wounds, Laughter prevents scarring.
Is she about to give Jay Leno a blowjob or suck his enormous chin? Double nasty!
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Ew people are actually paying for her stupid snot rag!? She is too much...she must think she's so hot and it's hilarious to see the peons fight over her mucus. Nasty!
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I'm so co-signing on the idea of the faux ScarJo. So this "fake" ScarJo shoots into a snot rag to earn money. For what organization? This conspiracy only grows...
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She really looks like Ashley Judd in that Leno photo. I wouldn't have known that was her.
LMAO@her hairdo
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My respect for ScarJo fluctuates. I liked her when Ghost World came out, then she annoyed me as she became overhyped. The peak of my annoyance was when she put out that album, but then she stayed out of the press for a while, which was good, and now this. I should keep a line graph.
Imagine what she'd get for some used TP.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:09am.
CTH
What's the starting bid?
ten cents.
scar seemed to be attempting some retro
"Raquel Welch on the Mike Douglas show" thing...
it didnt work. jenny on letterman was a more real interview, if you can call it that.. celebrities are boring people.
She looks absolutely NOTHING like herself. WTF?
Actually she looks like one of those inflatable fuck dolls. Pervs around the world are jizzing as we speak.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
with her big mouf wide open she kinda looks like Biel at first glance.
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
i can't decide if it's arrogance or insult. what in her ding dong brain makes her think anyone would want her snot?
(i know, but ebayers will buy anything, even air)
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scar who? i'm getting my 'hos' mixed up. kinda looks like a botoxified Jlo.
that marjuanikha party sounds hawt!
:)
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That's sick.. and sad.
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They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.
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Geez - conceited much? Just keep the GD tissue and give a donation to your charity out of your own pocket Scarlett. No one wants your snot (ok, maybe some sicko does...)
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She looks like JLo.
This story grosses me out.
That mic on Leno's table looks like a black dong... You just know Jay personally bought that shit...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
hot damn I wanna win someone's old tampax.!!
hot damn I wanna win someone's old tampax.!!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:24am.
I'll bring the marjuanikha!
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that's my boy!
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Dr. Funk♥
Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin but the dog in me
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:21am.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:17am.
kisses my dahlink!
see you at the latke party, right?
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I'll bring the marjuanikha!
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
I am getting too old to keep all these celebutards straight. Where's the eggnog?
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:17am.
kisses my dahlink!
see you at the latke party, right?
Oh chankuhah, oh chanukah, come light the menorah,
let's have a party ,we'll all dance the Hora,
gather 'round the table, i'll give you a treat,
s'vivon to play with and latkes to eat
And while we, are playing
the candles are burning bright,
one for each night, they shed a sweet light to remind us of days long ago
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:14am.
Dr. Funk!!!!
Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk
Ow, we need the funk
We gotta have that funk
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LMAO...Mrs K is back! She's a Brick...HOWWWSE!
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Dr. Funk!!!!
Ow, we want the funk
Give up the funk
Ow, we need the funk
We gotta have that funk
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Bitch's face looks like its got more botox than Saddam's WMD trophies! She used to be so beautiful! Drop the Hollywood crap!
Don't look at me. Don't touch me. Just hand me the crack pipe.
Wouldn't they rather have a tissue from the REAL Scarjo? (reference to previous post about scarjo being a clone)
Long time...Mrs.Kravitz!
CTH
What's the starting bid?
Good morning!
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morning, fine ladies and gentlemen.
who's going to buy my sweaty socks?
I am The Hoff, you know.
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Why is it that Hollywood is so hellbent on convincing us she’s gorgeous?? Is it because that sicko pedophile’s endorsing her? I REALLY tried to like her but big tetas aside, I think she's rather plain...
I wonder if it will be crunchy and old or moist and fresh? I hate fresh booger juice it makes me dry heave.
Hmmmm maybe if it's crunchy you can make booger jerky outta it and eventually design booger purses?
*Scratches head..I think I'm onto something here..*
to scarjo: unless you sell ryan reynolds, i ain't gonna buy your crap
That is just sick to honestly think that someone wants your snot.
creepy.
Submitted by Wyle E on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:48am.
heehee. *logging off eBay*
F-----G GROSS!
...you kow that cloing guy had a point.. kinda..lol
I'm about to lose my 1st place standing =(
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:47am.
I'm just afraid the guy with the winning bid is going to use the tissue for something else.
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Afraid? I can virtually GUARANTEE it!
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