Are Those Ug...Ug...Ugggggggs?!
No, Lily Allen is not strolling around L.A. in this GD outfit, even thought I see a bunch of twats in California wearing UGHS and cooch cutters together. She's in London freezing her drumsticks off, but her feet are staying warming thanks to those fugly things. Why, Lily, why?! Why UGHS!
The other day, I was talking to my mom about my feet getting cold so easily and how a friend told me it was because I have evil in my heart. My mom said this was probably true, but that I should probably get some UGHS, because they are so warm. Just when I was about to throw the phone in the oven, I told her it was over between us. I would rather chop off my feet than wear that shit. And my mom better not be smothering her dogs in those things either or it really is over between us.
Now that I've gotten the UGHS rant out of the way, let's move on to that t-shirt. The Daily Mail says it was a gift to Lily by a Chanel and you can't find it in stores. Yeah, but you can make it yourself using an old dish rag t-shirt and a cheap felt-tip marker (not even a Sharpie). Don't know what to get the stupid labelwhore in your life? Just take a few seconds from your busy schedule of boozing and make them this crap. Tell them it's a limited-edition t-shirt and you can't find it in stores. If they don't believe you, show them this picture of foolio Lily Allen wearing it. One gift out of the way!
You know Basement Baby has already made a dozen of them.
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OMG, are Luggs over? I love mine. Girls please help me out here.
.Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:03am
MAY EVERYONE KNOW FUCKING PEACE AND FUCKING LOVE DURING THIS MOST JOYOUS TIME. EAT THAT FUCKING GODDAMN DIGUSTING DINNER AND THEN AFTER THAT COUNT YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING BLESSINGS YOU HAVE A FUCKING CLEAN GODDAMN TOILETT AND SHOWER AND FUCKING TOILETT PAPER AND FUCKING SOAP. AND WHILE YOU ARE FUCKING AT IT THANK THE LORD YOU HAVE SOME GODDAMN FUCKING FOOD AT ALL.**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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Cholly, why did you feel the need to repost the xmas card I sent you? ;-)
Oh, she is NOT wearing leather gloves with cutoff shorts. Someone call the fashion police, quick!
Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:03am.
MAY EVERYONE KNOW FUCKING PEACE AND FUCKING LOVE DURING THIS MOST JOYOUS TIME. EAT THAT FUCKING GODDAMN DIGUSTING DINNER AND THEN AFTER THAT COUNT YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING BLESSINGS YOU HAVE A FUCKING CLEAN GODDAMN TOILETT AND SHOWER AND FUCKING TOILETT PAPER AND FUCKING SOAP. AND WHILE YOU ARE FUCKING AT IT THANK THE LORD YOU HAVE SOME GODDAMN FUCKING FOOD AT ALL.
...I have to ditto that sentiment.
...sans caps though.
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THROW THE SHOE AT THE BUSH!!
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:21pm.
OMG! Looks like the Andes! i can't believe that!
we're having weird weather here. Cold and gray mornings, then, around noon or one-ish it gets sunny and extremely hot. Nights are a nightmare. super hot.
On Topic: i own a pair of black Uggs. NorCal's winters can get quite cold!
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
She should wear UGGs on her head. I'm sick of looking at her pig snout.
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:16pm.
As you know, every day brings small tremors here. We had tons of snow in the Antelope Valley yesterday! Check this out:
http://www.latimes.com/news/la-me-storm18-2008dec18-pg,0,3969889.photoga...
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:11pm.
I am not kidding or exaggerating: one of the best breakfast dishes I've ever had. Smelling it is pretty good, too, and fewer calories.
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oh, trust me, i believe you! not until my brother became insulin dependant, i never cared about fat, calories, etc.
off topic: any tremors today? we had five. Just today!
On Topic: Uggs are wooly insed. LOL!
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:06pm.
I am not kidding or exaggerating: one of the best breakfast dishes I've ever had. Smelling it is pretty good, too, and fewer calories. We used challah bread to make it extra eggy.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:03pm.
It is to die for, if you follow the recipe. It may also be literally to die for, since each piece is 5,000 cals or something.
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at 5,000 cals it WILL eventually kill you, so "to die for sounds good".
How many calories would it be for just lookind and maybe smelling it??
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:45pm.
Sorry I missed your post for hours.... It is to die for, if you follow the recipe. It may also be literally to die for, since each piece is 5,000 cals or something. You make it the night before and put it in the fridge to set up and "marinate."
Uggs with fishnets. Interesting.
In my area, it looks like Uggs are making a fashion 'comeback'. But they look like they would get dirty really easily. I don't like them, but they do look warm.
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damn, girl is looking skinny lately.
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Submitted by kacky on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:43pm.
Shoot me if you want, but I think that's a cute outfit. Uggs though, are hardly ever practical. They should be worn in the cold, but if there's any snow or dirt, they'll be ruined first time out.
Thank you! I think so too
It's perfectly acceptable to wear Uggs if it's bitterly cold. London is not bitterly cold.
I would not say a word about anyone wearing them in Fairbanks or Saskatoon or Murmansk, but London? Barely-temperate bordering on semi-tropical London, where it never snows?
If you don't have at least three months of snow cover, you don't live in a cold place. Period.
OoooOOOOoh Sheeps!
I love that site. Always wanted to try the baked version. Sure would get me out of bed in the morning knowing that was waiting to be baked!
i prefer the full link that shows the pic and the comments. that site is gold just for the comments and cooking suggestions alone.
AND it got 4 forks? wow. now i will try it. one day soon hopefully. those are expensive ingredients
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Baked-Blueberry-Pecan-Frenc...
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She is looking a little gaunt, maybe she's high on meth, which would explain the lack of clothes in December in London!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
This idiot is roaming around London in this getup AND me freezing my ass off over here in Cali...I cannot friggin believe it. Yeah, Lily, your tights and stupid ass Uggs will keep you warm. I feel like stabbing her for being so evil! I hope her arms fall off from hypothermia, beeatch!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
Those boots in the "vintage and fashion" blog ad on the right are 5x worse.
Hell, I've already made 20 of those "one of kind" Chanel tees and sold them down on Canal Street. A bunch of tourists bought them, they didn't even mind the Fruit of the Loom label in the back, they think its kitschy.
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THIS is the world's best French toast:
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Shoot me if you want, but I think that's a cute outfit. Uggs though, are hardly ever practical. They should be worn in the cold, but if there's any snow or dirt, they'll be ruined first time out.
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Submitted by Wyle E on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:38am.
Noodles be the devils food dontcha know.
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Heh, "noodles" used to be one of the nicknames my BF had for me. It kinda died off, though.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:00pm.
Uggs are ok if it is cold and never never should be worn with fucking shorts.. I just don't get it.
ITA. It's the same as wearing a winter coat and flip flops.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
She looks adorable imo. Those Ugggggg boots aren't put together any better than the cheap ones so why pay more for em? I got the same shit in pink at Walmart for $14.97, fuck it.
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Submitted by Wyle E on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:32am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:25am.
I ALMOST like Uggs...but I don't like the shape of the toe...
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The toe looks like it was designed for someone whose toes were already amputated due to frostbite or something.
For me its the lack of ankles that bothers me. I need my boots to reflect the shape of a natural leg.
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Yeah, dude. I'm with you there.
PS. They are NOT for EATING! Unless they're made of beef jerky, that is:)
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did the spice girls wear uggs? :)
OT: my sister makes the worlds best french toast with cinnamon and vanilla and a wee bit of nutmeg, then dusts it with powdered sugar..sigh
All one has to do is go back to the Spice Girls for proof. Usually in America, talentless girls cast for a band are at least attractive. None of the Spice Girls are even remotely attractive and none can sing or dance worth a shit.
Please do not offend the spice girls I for one thought they were HOT!
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Uggs are ok if it is cold and never never should be worn with fucking shorts.. I just don't get it.
uggs are quite useful when its 8 degrees and snowing its ass off..along with the line running thru my head..i live here why?? oh thats right i cant afford to live where its warm and the sun shines!
The only thing to ever come out of England that is hot is Keeley Hazell. That's it. Everyone else considered attractive by English standards wouldn't render a second look here in America. They all look like fucking dead fish with bad teeth.
All one has to do is go back to the Spice Girls for proof. Usually in America, talentless girls cast for a band are at least attractive. None of the Spice Girls are even remotely attractive and none can sing or dance worth a shit.
Speaking of Basement Baby, I read she was a guest at Terrell Owens' birthday bash.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Wyle E on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:38am.
Noodles be the devils food dontcha know.
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true, but at 4 packs for a dollar, they're a bachelor's staple, all you need is a bountiful spice rack to jazz it up.
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
I LOVE my Uggs and wear them all the time. But, then again, I live in California and that's just what we do ;)
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:35am.
Wyle, not even a stray pack of Ramen noodles floating around?
Ha!!! I WISH!!!
Noodles be the devils food dontcha know.
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"You'd have to really enunciate when asking a bitch to get your beef purse, because if you don't, they could go for your beef puss instead.", MK.
Lily has a face like a cartoon dog. The uggs disguise her monstrous calves.
Mrs K is here to play! YAY!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I keep my feet warm by wearing an extra pair of socks. It's wonderful.
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erm also NOT gangsta.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:27am.
Wyle - NEVER grocery shop while hungry. Danger! Danger!
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Luckily I will have my born-again-healthy SOB of a husband with me who will keep me straight which means only fruit and veges, and lean meat and to lash out.. maybe some low fat yoghurt.
He's lost 25 kilos in the last 3 months and for health reasons (diabetes) and I can't have shit in the house or he just gobbles it. That's why when I run out I REALLY run out.
There's no carbs in the fricking house! Arrgh!!!
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Wyle E Coyote
"You'd have to really enunciate when asking a bitch to get your beef purse, because if you don't, they could go for your beef puss instead.", MK.
Wyle, not even a stray pack of Ramen noodles floating around?
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Mrs. K.,
Darl, that is NOT an endorsement. We all remember that you like Crocs!
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:13am.
Someone told me she was a reformed hippy whose armpit hair was so long she had it in little braids with beads... in addition to being a brazen hussy.
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Wow, TITs did they use those exact words?
Don't you know that we are all old, fat and ugly, and virgins, too?? I least that is what SOME say..
Who knows. I try not to think about what the people behind the posts look like because it doesn't really matter!
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:31am.
Jeffro,
Uh-oh. Do you have to eat out of 'The Wheel of Death' for lunch??
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Gonna try to avoid Machine Cuisine, take a drive to a local deli. Had my taste buds set for lasagna, dammit, made it myself and everything.
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:22am.
i like uggs *runs away*
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I like Uggs and I ain't goin' nowhere bitchez!!!!
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:25am.
I ALMOST like Uggs...but I don't like the shape of the toe...
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The toe looks like it was designed for someone whose toes were already amputated due to frostbite or something.
For me its the lack of ankles that bothers me. I need my boots to reflect the shape of a natural leg. I don't mind squishy but they at least need to go 'in' at the ankle just a little bit.
I could grill and eat an ugg boot right now. Do you think it would still taste of lamb? No probably not.
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Wyle E Coyote
"You'd have to really enunciate when asking a bitch to get your beef purse, because if you don't, they could go for your beef puss instead.", MK.
Jeffro,
Uh-oh. Do you have to eat out of 'The Wheel of Death' for lunch??
We are going out to some pretentious overpriced restaurant where
they will pay 40 bucks for "Wild Mushroom Veal Meatloaf".
Just give me a fucking cheeseburger.
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I think god had 7 kids. Aesus, Besus, Cesus, Desus, Eesus, Fesus and Jesus.
When I there is nothing in the fridge I don't mean, open the door - look in fridge - don't see anything tasty.
I mean there is actually NOTHING other than soy sauce and rice wine vinegar. Which I might mix up and drink soon if you bitches don't quit it!
Did I mention the contents of the cupboard... salt and pepper.
:-)
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Wyle E Coyote
"You'd have to really enunciate when asking a bitch to get your beef purse, because if you don't, they could go for your beef puss instead.", MK.
Wyle - NEVER grocery shop while hungry. Danger! Danger!
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Submitted by Wyle E on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:07am.
I think it matchie-poos! The grey on the ugglies matches the grey on the rolled up part of the shorts.
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Yeah, that's what's bothering me...I want the grey on the shorts greyer or the Uggs lighter or something. I ALMOST like Uggs...but I don't like the shape of the toe...
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:21am.
I'm still bummed cuz there was no more leftover lasagna for lunch!
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Shut up Shut up Shut UP!!! Don't say that word!
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Wyle E Coyote
"You'd have to really enunciate when asking a bitch to get your beef purse, because if you don't, they could go for your beef puss instead.", MK.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:17am.
Submitted by Wyle E on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:10am.
Ohmygod TITS you are a fucking bitch!!! I just came back from getting myself ready to go and get food. Its late, I haven't eaten one single thing all day, there is NOTHING in the fridge and I am waiting on my husband to get home from work so we can go and get some freaking FOOD!!!!
When I read your post then it actually triggered a cramp in my stomach. A FUCKING CRAMP I TELL YOU!
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Wyle E Coyote
"You'd have to really enunciate when asking a bitch to get your beef purse, because if you don't, they could go for your beef puss instead.", MK.