Shit That Makes Me Laugh: Eddie Murphy As The Riddler
Eddie Murphy looks a confused as I am about this news. The LOL makers at The Sun claim that tranny lover Eddie Murphy has signed on to play The Riddler in the next Batman movie. Maybe I don't have much of an imagination when it comes to movie casting, but I seriously doubt Christopher Nolan watched Meet Dave and shouted, "There's my Riddler!" Actually, I doubt he saw Meet Dave at all, because nobody met Dave except for the dumb bitches who accepted free tickets to a "Hollywood blockbuster" from a stranger on the street. Seriously, those free tickets to movie screenings are always for the worst shit.
The Sun's source said the movie is being developed under the working title of Gotham. It's set to be released in 2010. Christian Bale will be back as Batman and Michael Caine will also play Alfred for a third time. The source went on to say that the movie ends with Batman possibly not surviving an explosion at Wayne Towers.
Eddie isn't the only new bitch on board. Shia LaDouche will play Robin and Rachel Weisz is in talks to play Catwoman. Oh and yours truly is in deep throat negotiations to be Christian Bale's head fluffer on the movie.
Oh and I don't have to tell you this, but none of this fuckery has been confirmed by Warner Bros. except the part about me being head fluffer. That will be confirmed in my dreams tonight. Owww!
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Bale has been quoted as saying two things:
1. If they even TRY to bring in Robin, they can fuckin forget about him being Batman. In which case we'd fuckin' forget about going to see the third movie - which would suck shit.
2. If Nolan isn't doing it - neither will he. To which Nolan replied - If Bale's not doing it, neither am I.
Nolan recently said he pretty much blew his load on TDK to try and make it the most complete Batman EVER - with a mind to NEVER doing another one. Mission Accomplished. If he does a third, we should all feel very blessed.
No offense, but how fucking dumb do you have to be to even entertain this idea?
Rachel Weisz is the only good part about the speculated new cast of characters. They need to for shizz rethink LaDoucheNugget and TrannyLuva Murphy. Ugh.
Thanks for clarifying this bullshit stewiegriffen! This is why I can't believe tabloids! They and all the celebrity PR people makeup so much stuff just for publicity, it's like the boy who cried wolf!
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It's all a lie, it's been confirmed by WB that director Chris Nolan isn't even doing the next Batman flick for a loooooong time. That aside, they've also confirmed there's no script and NO cast. Basically The Sun is full of sh*t and making stories up so they can get hits.
You can read about it here if you give a rat's ass http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39487
Who the hell came up with the douchebag idea of putting murphy as riddler?!
Stick with Johnny Depp or Jim Carrey !!
For God's sake, please don't toss The Riddler, Robin and Catwoman in the same flick! That's too much shit going on. All you need is Batman and one damn villain! ONE! For The Riddler, they need to cast anybody who can play a little bit funny, a little bit menacing and a whole lot crazy. That's my completely unprofessional opinion.
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Cinema Blend says the rumors are false:
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Eddie-Murphy-And-Shia-LaBeouf-Are-Not-In-...
This is hilarious. Unless one iota of it is true in which case it's just beyond sad.
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If they use this cast, they'll HAVE to kill Batman at the end cuz this movie will SUCK.
They need to think outside the box and get creative with the characters!
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His Donkey character should play the riddler cuz I don't think I want to see any more of eddie than I have to.
Well I think we all should be thrilled about Rachel weiz being top choice for catwoman! Remember the rumors of it being cuntalina? I knew Nolan didn't want someone who would take attention away from everyone else because of their celebrity rather than their acting! I think her behavior at the Benjamin button premiere helped confirm that! Rachel is talented, beautiful, and CLASSY!
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wait. whats in Eddie's hand.. is that an ANAL PLUG?!?!?!?!
I'm about to lose my 1st place standing =(
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Oh and yours truly is in deep throat negotiations to be Christian Bale's head fluffer on the movie.
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Careful MK, I think Clarisse might make war with you over this one.
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Boogie in your butt, in your butt. Put the boogie in your butt....
I so hope this doesn't come to pass...
This will either be wildly amazing or run out of the theater scarey...
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Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 5:30am.
If you could see CB lounging nekkid (a true "bat" man) would you still be such a movie Grinch?
*hands SBF a hot cup of coffee with a shot of Stoke*
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The next "bat" man should just be christian bale lounging around naked.
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Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 5:41am.
You could be right, but I am holding onto my daydream of seeing Shia in a pair of tights.
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Nolan himself said there will never be a Robin in his franchise (Robin h8er!!!), and I seriously doubt he would consider LaDouche even if he changed his mind. That right there indicates that this sh!t can't be true.
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shia ruins everything. he should be banned from acting. don't matter much to me anyway, I hate comic book movies! The next bat man should just be christian bale lounging around naked.
He's always been a funny guy:)
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Zac Efron would be the PERFECT Robin.
And I mean that in both a facetious and serious sense.
bambam...
batman beat up superman? what? I have played dc heroes too many times. unless batman has kryp... oh wait, he probably does. (SIGH) this is why i'm a true believer.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:28am.
I didn't have comics as a child, just cave drawings.
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Every time I see something about Murphy, I have an urge to watch THe Golden CHild... what a great Saturday (day) movie!
So, maybe he would make a good Riddler? I heard that Leger carried that last Batman movie- as in, without him the movie wouldve just flopped- who kows, maybe Murphy can work it.. although I dont know how he'll change his voice- it's very distinct.
HOws everyone tonight?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:15am.
Ha. Funny line from another comic; after Superman and Wonder Woman get together again for old times sake, Wonder Woman goes "God, you really know how to make the earth move, Superman."
Another one where Capt. America gets the Hulk to destroy some aliens attacking New York. He tells the Hulk the aliens think he's a punk because he let Bruce Banner steal Hulk's girl. Hulk goes nuts, says "Hulk no sissy boy, Hulk straight!!!" and proceeds to single handedly destroy the entire alien fleet. You had to be there.
told you i'm a comic book geek. ;)
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Nite, bambam....something like that...;)
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If Murphy and LaDouche are in this.. game over. Nothing in the universe will get me in the cinema to see this abomination!
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:13am.
Nah, she stopped because he did something faster than a speeding bullet.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:08am.
Bwahahahaha!!! Go on and admit it, you did the nassy wit him wearing a Wonder Woman costume, din'tcha? You only stopped when you realized he was taking it a little too seriously, right? Hahahahaha!!!
G'nite you nuts.
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THROW THE SHOW AT THE BUSH!!
hey that was my idea LOL
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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:01am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 1:02am.
You're missing the point hon. Comic book geek here, so bear with me a moment.
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Um...I'll try. I have some experience so I should be alright (can you believe I used to date a 30 year old man who's apartment was decorated in Comic Book Art and Figurines? Me neither)...i think....what were you saying?
;p
(Yes, yes Batman is a bad ass. Ok:)
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 1:02am.
You're missing the point hon. Comic book geek here, so bear with me a moment.
In the world of superheroes, practically all with special powers, here's a regular human being who uses his wealth and resources to arm himself with special equipment and gadgets to fight criminals.
He trained to be in top physical shape and his greatest resource is his intellect, that's why they always show him doing research on his enemies.
He'll find a way to beat them, always, and he's got a serious attitude. He doesn't want to coddle them, just turn them in, he wants to make them wet their pants when they see him.
In the comic world even Superman is scared of this motherfucker. Batman beat Superman's ass in one of the best graphic novels ever written, which is what the current Batman movies are based on, along with the Joker not being so funny anymore, just more of a straight up crazy ass murderer.
He's been re-imagined to represent the public's desire to punish the bad guys the way they deserve to be punished.
The best line in Dark Knight goes "you believe your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail him? Good Luck."
That pretty much sums it up I think. I'll leave befoe somebody gives me a wedgie.
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 1:53am.
Betsy Ross may have sewn my baby clothes, but I don't remember that rhyme. Rhymes hadn't been invented yet when I was a child, we only had 17 words at that point.
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Triscuit! HAY!
Fish heads Fish heads!
Eat them up YUM!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 1:33am.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 1:27am.
Man From Atlantis, cheap Aquaman knockoff. He wrote letters to fish.
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Lord liftin jahsus you're as old as fuck aren't cha boy?
remember ... ahem...
"i'm gonna get you little fishy!
I'm gonna get you little fishy!
'cause I like little fish"
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What's next? A chinaman playing Abe Lincoln.
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 1:27am.
Man From Atlantis, cheap Aquaman knockoff. He wrote letters to fish.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
anyone remember the skit from SNL(old)with Puppie uppers and Doggie downers?
edit to say-Fish heads,Fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads,Fish heads
Eat them up,YUM!
Didn't patrick duffy from dallas play aqua velva man?
god that man was an ass irl.
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You're totally confusing me with that avie dude!
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me too!
I guess I missed deb from hell.
I'll go change, 'kay?
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 1:08am.
He's at least better than Aquaman. He talks to fish? Somebody was late when they handed out superpowers. What was his other choice, he always has a lighter handy?
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I am nor ashamed to admit that BowFinger is one of my favorite movies.I think he an pull it off.I love Eddie Murphy.Jim Carrey was a good Riddler too when he played him.I love Batman and the mythology,I like him because he has no super powers like Spidey and Superman he is just a man,and I find him a very hot character.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:59am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:39am.
Then what's up with the Penguin and King Tut? Batman had the lamest enemies ever!
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Cha! Batman's not even cool! It's all about his stuff. Without all that shit he carries around he's a pansy. And that's why he gots pansy ass enemies.
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:52am.
The Joker is a wild card from a deck, duh! The Riddler tells riddles! Dummies.
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YEAH BITCH? YEAH?
riddle me this!
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You're totally confusing me with that avie dude!
I was alluding. That's what all great artists do! =)
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:39am.
Then what's up with the Penguin and King Tut? Batman had the lamest enemies ever!
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The Joker is a wild card from a deck, duh! The Riddler tells riddles! Dummies.
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YEAH BITCH? YEAH?
riddle me this!
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You're right bambam! He was good in dg. frankly the best part of the movie - the rest left me cold.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:36am.
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Then again I just thought of something; remember what The Riddler wore in the Batman tv show and the movie? A spandex unitard. Remember what Eddie wore in the Nutty Professor when he lost all that weight? Aha.
The director was probably sitting there thinking "Who can we get who's good enough to carry the role of Riddler and not be ashamed to walk around in spandex with his goodies on display?" Bingo. :)
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