Blind Items: I Guess....You Guess....
Which Olympic champion smoked pot for the first time recently at a Michigan hotel? The stoned athlete broke the TVs in his room, but later bought exact replicas so he could replace them before anybody at the hotel was the wiser. (Page Six)
The prince of the dolphins Michael Phelps?! And what kind of weed was he smoking? That shit should've made him devour the minibar and then pass out on the floor.
WHICH lifestyle diva used a hand model for close-up shots in her latest book? She deemed her own hands too wrinkled. (Page Six)
Martha to the Stewart?
WHICH still-sexy actress, who has a daughter now getting ingenue roles, is facing reality? She finally had her first face-lift last week. (Page Six)
Demi Moore, but you know she's had more than one! She probably has a standing appointment every month for a face-lift. My other guess is Tommy Girl, because I'm sure Suri Cruise will be hitting the big-screen soon.
Which A-lister is stingy with his pot? Despite having garbage bags full of weed at home, the cantankerous cannabis lover refuses to puff, puff, pass, and shot down a few recent askers who tried to share his joint. (Gatecrasher)
Not McConaughey, because I'm sure he shares the bong love. I'll guess grouchy ass Sean Penn?
I guess she is a C list actress now but with A list name recognition. Anyway, she had her "people" lie to news outlets about her recent trip to rehab. Instead, her "people" gave an exclusive about her rehab visit so she could get a cover story when she gets out of rehab in the hopes of jump starting her career. (CDAN)
Taaaaraaaaaa Reeeeiiiiidddd?
A year ago, this film star looked bloated, wrinkly and just plain old. Although he strikes you as an egomaniac who couldn’t care less what other people think, he was really genuinely hurt by the negative press. So, he has spent the past year or so buffing up his body. However, since he face was still looking old, he finally succumbed to the scalpel. Something called a thread lift to his face, a neck lift, plus some collagen in his laugh lines and just a touch of botox. Result: his body is in top physical shape again, and his face is far and away the most natural plastic work we’ve seen in a while. (Blind Gossip)
Tommy Girl? But he still looks like shit from top to power bottom!
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last one DEF. Tommy Girl..notice the Top Gun and far and away references
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
Tara Reid is sooooooooooo obvious.
Tommy Girl for the last one.
The stingy pot head???? Penn is a good fit. What about Owen Wilson? He comes off as a weed smoker.
I agree with your guesses, except for Demi Moore and Sean Penn.
I'm going to guess Annette Benning for the face lift. Brad Pitt for the weed.
Why is #4 even a blind item? Thats so stupid.
#3 Meryl Streep?
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:14pm.
1. Apollo Ohno, Olympic archer, DWTS winner
2. Martha Stewart
3. Susan Sarandon
4. Joaquin Phoenix
5. Tara Reid
6. Robert DeNiro or Jack Nicholson
Inneresting quesses.... Does Sarandon have an ingenue daughter? I dunno about Nicholson: doesn't he still look like shit?
damn i have no idea about the stingy pot smoker one...a lot of folks be stingy with that shit~not me!!!
*puff-puff*
*passes*
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
First one - I'm in michigan. There's nothing to do here. We go to Candada and Ohio to party. Seriously.
ALL of our hotels are bad. All of our weed is bad. People grow it in their basements. It's crap.
And what the heck kind of party boy trashes the room and then fixes it up before anyone finds out? And then tells about it so the story gets out to the tabloids?
#1 "The prince of the dolphins Michael Phelps?! And what kind of weed was he smoking? That shit should've made him devour the minibar and then pass out on the floor."
LMAO!
But, for research purposes, I would like the name of the dealer.
#2 Sure Marfa or Sandra Lee???
#3 Goldie Hawn?
#4 THE BRAD!!!! Tomorrow is his Birfday too...
#5 Ok MK, you're taking the fun out of this, Tara sounds right.
#6 My first thought was Clooney, then The Brad...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
The prince of the dolphins Michael Phelps?! And what kind of weed was he smoking? That shit should've made him devour the minibar and then pass out on the floor.
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Seriously MK!! haha
When i smoke weed i sit there and melt like that loser girl in the anti-pot comercials.
Wait, was dolphin boy perhaps doin' the Risky Bidness dance again, but he's too dumb to stop sliding so he broke the tv? he looks dumb. he can swim! but he's duuuh
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Michael Phelps is so gross. He looks like a giant ogre!
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
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1. Apollo Ohno, Olympic archer, DWTS winner
2. Martha Stewart
3. Susan Sarandon
4. Joaquin Phoenix
5. Tara Reid
6. Robert DeNiro or Jack Nicholson
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OMG! Look at the other carp fishy in the picture. He has a black line across his eye too! funny.. k, I gotta go read 'em now.
Could Susan Sarandon ( sorry about spelling the name)be the face lift one ?? or Goldie Hawn?? Susan has always been a super sexy lady but seemed all natural.
That last one has Tommy girl written all over it.
And leave Martha Stewart ALONE! SHES PERFECT IN EVERY SINGLE WAY!
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