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Which Olympic champion smoked pot for the first time recently at a Michigan hotel? The stoned athlete broke the TVs in his room, but later bought exact replicas so he could replace them before anybody at the hotel was the wiser. (Page Six)
The prince of the dolphins Michael Phelps?! And what kind of weed was he smoking? That shit should've made him devour the minibar and then pass out on the floor.
WHICH lifestyle diva used a hand model for close-up shots in her latest book? She deemed her own hands too wrinkled. (Page Six)
Martha to the Stewart?
WHICH still-sexy actress, who has a daughter now getting ingenue roles, is facing reality? She finally had her first face-lift last week. (Page Six)
Demi Moore, but you know she's had more than one! She probably has a standing appointment every month for a face-lift. My other guess is Tommy Girl, because I'm sure Suri Cruise will be hitting the big-screen soon.
Which A-lister is stingy with his pot? Despite having garbage bags full of weed at home, the cantankerous cannabis lover refuses to puff, puff, pass, and shot down a few recent askers who tried to share his joint. (Gatecrasher)
Not McConaughey, because I'm sure he shares the bong love. I'll guess grouchy ass Sean Penn?
I guess she is a C list actress now but with A list name recognition. Anyway, she had her "people" lie to news outlets about her recent trip to rehab. Instead, her "people" gave an exclusive about her rehab visit so she could get a cover story when she gets out of rehab in the hopes of jump starting her career. (CDAN)
Taaaaraaaaaa Reeeeiiiiidddd?
A year ago, this film star looked bloated, wrinkly and just plain old. Although he strikes you as an egomaniac who couldn’t care less what other people think, he was really genuinely hurt by the negative press. So, he has spent the past year or so buffing up his body. However, since he face was still looking old, he finally succumbed to the scalpel. Something called a thread lift to his face, a neck lift, plus some collagen in his laugh lines and just a touch of botox. Result: his body is in top physical shape again, and his face is far and away the most natural plastic work we’ve seen in a while. (Blind Gossip)
Tommy Girl? But he still looks like shit from top to power bottom!
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Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 7:27pm.
I can walk in the sun again! My tenant accidentally let out one of the black kittens in my picture on here, 3 weeks ago and he finally went in the trap. I will sleep well tonight.
ErnesT is home and safe.
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I can walk in the sun again! My tenant accidentally let out one of the black kittens in my picture on here, 3 weeks ago and he finally went in the trap. I will sleep well tonight.
ErnesT is home and safe.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 7:21pm.
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He may have smoked it occasionally, but wouldn't you think that for an athlete of his calibre that pot-smoking would severely reduce his lung capacity?
Not sure....
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“One mind is a vice and holds fast; there’s a good memory. Another is a file and he is a disputant, a conversationalist. Another is a razor and he is sarcastical”
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:18pm.
Inneresting quesses.... Does Sarandon have an ingenue daughter? I dunno about Nicholson: doesn't he still look like shit?
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Yes her daughter Eva Amurri is in her twenties and has been in a few movies.. I guess you could say that she's an ingenue.....
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“One mind is a vice and holds fast; there’s a good memory. Another is a file and he is a disputant, a conversationalist. Another is a razor and he is sarcastical”
I have a feeling that Michael Phelps has been helping himself to the pot for a while already. lol Everything below the neck is fast, above it, well, that's another story.
I think the actress with a daughter is Goldie Hawn. But then again, I think she started with the surgery yrs. ago, so, nevermind.
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I think Val Kilmer for No. 6 makes sense.
val kilmer for #6? I mean, he isnt egocentric tho is he? I dunno. He got fat as fuck for a while.
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somebody tell phelps to stop smoking shit, he's already mentally challenged, does he really need less brain tissue? he won't even be able to put his fucking speedo on
I think the person who got the plastic surgery is felicity (forget her real name)...she just had a daughter and I saw an interview she did recently....and yeah....shes no longer that college student that she used to play...
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Yea the first one is probably MP. Didn't he go to school in Michigan? I doubt the weed would affect his already freakish appetite.
Eva Amurri is beautiful, IMO, and I like her bug eyes. But I wouldn't say she's getting "ingenue" roles.
And I'd say that Sarandon has probably already had a few facelifts. I'm going with Demi on the facelift thing.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:49pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:45pm.
It's totally Tommy Girl!
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But he still doesn't look buff or good?
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I'm sure we'll find out in his Playboy pictorial? It'll be a full spread of Tommy Girl in various stages of undress...pink panties...HWAT!
Yeah, I do think Tommy Girl looks a little less beat lately, and a'member a recent cover that everyone thought had been photoshopped to death or wasn't even a recent pic of TG? That could have been shortly after surgery, cuz that's before you see the real results. You have enough swelling to fill out a lot of lines and hollowness one gets with age, but the freaky, swelling has gone down. I think that's what was going on with that pic. Plus TG has lost some flab...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
#4 Owen Wilson
#6 Mel Gibson or the Hoff; Nicholson?
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Suri is already acting! The girl deserves a dozen Oscars for her riveting performance as the daughter of a crazy troll person with raccoon teeth. --MK
#1 is Nancy Kerrigan, and he didn't smoke pot, it was PCP.
#2 is Rachael Ray. Her deal with the devil only covered the torso and head. Shoulda read the fine print.
#3 is Heather Locklear. She's pimping out Ava to pay for her fines and rehab bills.
#4 is Tom Hanks, that bogart.
#5 is Amy Crackhouse. She is "acting" penitent in rehab.
#6 is Hilary Skank. He's getting ready for another boxing flick.
I would say Goldie for #3, and definitely Tommy for the last one.
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I think Val Kilmer is the last one. He was looking like a beached whale the other day. Haven't seen him lately but if he's lost weight, its him
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Submitted by deka on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:44pm.
where do these blind items come from?
i'm easily confused...
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WHICH lifestyle diva used a hand model for close-up shots in her latest book? She deemed her own hands too wrinkled.
That's gotta be RACHYAELLH RAY! She is a bitch!
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Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:46pm.
Ha Ha. I didn't even read the other comments. just did and identical. Am I a Dlister, yet?
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You became a Dlister the moment your first comment posted.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:45pm.
It's totally Tommy Girl!
But he still doesn't look buff or good?
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:46pm.
Ha Ha. I didn't even read the other comments. just did and identical. Am I a Dlister, yet?
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Ha! I hope that's not the test cuz I can never guess this shit!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:30pm.
*applies for head coach*
I knew the Browns were in trouble when they elevated their team criminal defense lawyer over their offensive coordinator.
He hasn't been seen recently Tiger. I hope it is him because he is hot.
Ha Ha. I didn't even read the other comments. just did and identical. Am I a Dlister, yet?
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:44pm.
last one Val Kilmer?
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He's still a fat ass, no? It's totally Tommy Girl!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
where do these blind items come from?
i'm easily confused...
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Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:41pm.
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SWEETAS!!! ♥♥ I always think it's Bea Arthur, just on principle. :)
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MAUDE!!!! *ahem* Sorry. lol
Sweetas! ♥♥ Glad to see you, funny slut.
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last one Val Kilmer?
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:41pm.
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SWEETAS!!! ♥♥ I always think it's Bea Arthur, just on principle. :)
islandgirl♥ - aha!! Miss Priss and her eagle eye. I was just getting ready to guess Keith Richards.
Miss Priss nailed it though, with the 'far and away' reference. It's TommyGirl.
Mike - jinx!! *slugs you in the shoulder* ;)
Submitted by mike on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:37pm.
Could the last one be Val Kilmer, or is he still big?
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Very good guess. He's still big and considering running for governor of New Mexico.
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The last one...Van Kilmer?
Could the last one be Val Kilmer, or is he still big?
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:31pm.
The still sexy actress/daughter could be Goldie Hawn and I-forgot-her-name.
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How could forget Kate Hudson's name ... unless you're subconsciously repressing it. ;)
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The still sexy actress/daughter could be Goldie Hawn and I-forgot-her-name.
Sheeps!
It was a nail biter, I'll tell you what!
*rolls eyes*
*applies for head coach*
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Nighty night, Priss.
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Night Miss Priss!
BYEEEEEEEEE Miss Priss:)
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:23pm.
You lie teller! You come to Cleveland to see the Browns!!!
Oh, yeah.... they were on TV Monday night. Forget how that one ended.
Im out~
Good nite M.E and all you preciousess!!!
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:21pm.
Sarandon is the mama of Eva Amurri.
Dint know that. Must have been just before Robbins, right? I see Eva got a Brown degree. Good on her.
Sheeps: The Nicholson guess is me just being cheeky.
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LMAO @ the blacked out eyes MK. I'm glad you are protecting the identities of the innocent aquatic animals.
1. Nastia Liukin - You know that nasty ho as been dying to try the mota.
2. Martha Stewart - She can't get rid of her prison dishpan hands, hence the fakey stand-in hands.
3. Susan Sarandon? She has that bugged eyes daughter who is getting alot of movie roles.
4. Me - I'm a notorious A-lister stingy pot smoker. Heh. No really, prolly James Franco. She seems kinda cheap.
5. Definitely Tara Reid.
6. John Revolta
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Tracy Lynn,
You lie teller! You come to Cleveland to see the Browns!!!
Oh! I made a funny....*third string QB*...oh, well, not so funny...*12 and 4 season*...ok...never mind...
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I think god had 7 kids. Aesus, Besus, Cesus, Desus, Eesus, Fesus and Jesus.
#2 Rachel Ray? Giada? Paula? Ina?
#6 Mickey Rourke
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I wanna nog your egg.
Miss Priss - good eye! You nailed it. Tommy girl for sure.
Sheeps: Sarandon is the mama of Eva Amurri. Amurri's Wiki page is at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_Amurri
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