Blind Items: I Guess....You Guess....
Which Olympic champion smoked pot for the first time recently at a Michigan hotel? The stoned athlete broke the TVs in his room, but later bought exact replicas so he could replace them before anybody at the hotel was the wiser. (Page Six)
The prince of the dolphins Michael Phelps?! And what kind of weed was he smoking? That shit should've made him devour the minibar and then pass out on the floor.
WHICH lifestyle diva used a hand model for close-up shots in her latest book? She deemed her own hands too wrinkled. (Page Six)
Martha to the Stewart?
WHICH still-sexy actress, who has a daughter now getting ingenue roles, is facing reality? She finally had her first face-lift last week. (Page Six)
Demi Moore, but you know she's had more than one! She probably has a standing appointment every month for a face-lift. My other guess is Tommy Girl, because I'm sure Suri Cruise will be hitting the big-screen soon.
Which A-lister is stingy with his pot? Despite having garbage bags full of weed at home, the cantankerous cannabis lover refuses to puff, puff, pass, and shot down a few recent askers who tried to share his joint. (Gatecrasher)
Not McConaughey, because I'm sure he shares the bong love. I'll guess grouchy ass Sean Penn?
I guess she is a C list actress now but with A list name recognition. Anyway, she had her "people" lie to news outlets about her recent trip to rehab. Instead, her "people" gave an exclusive about her rehab visit so she could get a cover story when she gets out of rehab in the hopes of jump starting her career. (CDAN)
Taaaaraaaaaa Reeeeiiiiidddd?
A year ago, this film star looked bloated, wrinkly and just plain old. Although he strikes you as an egomaniac who couldn’t care less what other people think, he was really genuinely hurt by the negative press. So, he has spent the past year or so buffing up his body. However, since he face was still looking old, he finally succumbed to the scalpel. Something called a thread lift to his face, a neck lift, plus some collagen in his laugh lines and just a touch of botox. Result: his body is in top physical shape again, and his face is far and away the most natural plastic work we’ve seen in a while. (Blind Gossip)
Tommy Girl? But he still looks like shit from top to power bottom!
the last ones Micheal Douglas
you rang?
The last one "egomaniac who couldn’t care less what other people think" That sounds like Jack Nicholson; has anyone seen him lately? Just wondering - he was looking old and bloated last year.
1. The Dolphin King
2. Rachel Ray
3. Susan Sarandon
4. Sir Ian McKellan
5. Hell if I know... Pick one.
6. Tommy Girl
My guess is Brad Pitt went under the knife. That dudes skin is the worst!! Pock marks, and he was looking kinda old but that recent mag cover he was looking less wrinkled.
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Submitted by oscarwilde on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 1:41am.
Tommy Girl a year ago:
http://www.dlisted.com/files/images/tomwill2.jpg
Last night:
http://www.dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/to.
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He looked really good on Letterman. But he was still good looking last year. Looks like he;s lost a couple of pounds.
He;s getting ready for his red carpet walk for "Valkyrie".
Of course its Tom Cruise for the last one - the hint Far and away...
I'm getting images in my head of Sean Penn ala Pacino in 'Scarface' with a big pile of coke on his desk and he sticks his face in it....
Being inside my head is a dangerous thing. I need to get out more often.
If that was Mr. Felpz then he wasn't smokin just pot. And if he continues that shit, he will self destruct in 10 seconds.
As for Demi's daughter geting ingenue rolls?..I'm sorry but that daughter needs some serious jaw reassignment.
As for that giant bags of pot person, sounds like he needs psychological help for hoarding because he has classic depression era mentality hoarding disorder.
1 & 2 are no-brainers
3- Halle Barry
4- I don't think Sean Penn is still a-lister, but I don't really have a guess.
5- Tara Reid or Wino
6- Travolta
#4 must be stupitt! He's the most infamous pothead in all of Hollywood! And douchbag behavior like not sharing pot sounds a lot like his character!
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Submitted by oscarwilde on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 1:41am.
Tommy Girl a year ago:
http://www.dlisted.com/files/images/tomwill2.jpg
Last night:
http://www.dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/to...
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His face looked better a year ago. He was more chubby chub chub
Phelps is a spazzy retard, so he probably would spazz out and break stuff after smoking pot.
ent lawyer reveals blind items twice a year on crazydaysandnights ... he doesn't do every single one of them, but he reveals as many as he can.
panache report blind items will sometimes have additional hints given or people "notted".
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 8:02pm
sorry its taken 6 hours for me to get back- thats the life of a mommy!
yeah, I cant wait until this shit is over so I can change my siggie and stop harrassing my folks.
On Topic- how the hell can marijuana cause you to break shit? MK is right- devouring food until youre in a coma is the norm- or if your paranoid, curling into a ball for 3 hours...lol- BUZZKILL!!!!
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Tommy Girl a year ago:
http://www.dlisted.com/files/images/tomwill2.jpg
Last night:
http://www.dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/to...
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1.Phelps
2.Rachel Ray
3.Sarandon or Hawn
4.Jack Nicholson
5.Tara Reid
6.Harrison Ford
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I think the old guy is Harrison Ford -- he looked awful in those last pics of him on the beach!
Last item - that guy from law and order and sex in the city.
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luv that MK has shielded the identity of the dolphin. even the little mini one in the back. god forbid they were recognized on the street!
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Submitted by roxie on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 11:58pm.
i think Flipper was the prince of dolphins, at least before he died
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Is that like "King of the Sea"?
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 10:45pm.
You're an Aussie!?!?
It's all becoming much clearer now...
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i think Flipper was the prince of dolphins, at least before he died
Tommy Girl has a pepaw's neck. His neck looked scary in the interview with Matt Lauer.
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I was thinking the last one was Val Kilmer. Still have a hot spot for him cracking his jaw in Top Gun.
Last one, Russle Crow..just my two AUD's worth.
I say Susan Sarandon for the actress who had a face lift. Her daughter has been in a few movies lately.
I thinking going out and buying the TV to avoid the press or having the hotel redflag him was very smart.
I think the last one is either Harrison Ford or Tom Hanks. Actually, I think it's Hanks - he looked like crap in both the DaVinci Code and Charlie Wilson's War. We'll see how he looks in Angels and Demons.
It could be Ford, though - he's always been paranoid about his age. Actually, it could also be Kevin Costner, although he's hardly an A-lister anymore.
And though I wouldn't call Seth Rogen an A-lister (too ugly, too fat, can't open a film), I think he's the stingy pot guy.
Oh - and come to think of it, the still sexy actress could be Meryl Streep (I think she sort of proved this in Mamma Mia) - she's been sort of publicly anti-facelift before, but now that her daughter Mamie Gummer is getting theatre and film parts, maybe she feels she has to compete.
I don't think the facelift mamma is Goldie. I've got some old Harper's Bazaar and Vogue mags from the 60's with her on the cover.
She's not only had lifts in the last 40 years, but she's been reconstructed in ways to change her appearance. It looks like it started sometime in the early 70s.
I don't usually follow the blind items. Do we ever get the real answers, or do we always have to wonder without ever knowing the truth?
TT99,
ITA about the hand model being for Rachel Ray. I noticed that in the most recent photoshop mess MK posted about her, she not only had her face shopped into the pic, but her hands (and body) were so shopped that they looked like wax mannequin hands.
It seems like after she got photo shopped for Maxim or FHM or whatever it was, she's been actually competing for the photoshop awards like it's a good thing.
Submitted by Sibsi on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:36pm.
Hate to say it, but yeah, last has to be Tommy and he is looking rather well.
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I know, but don't it just HURT a ho to admit it...like deep down in yo' rectum hurt, where it ain't supposed to hurt? Mmmm'mmm...Everytime you compliment Tommy Girl a thetan crawl up yo' ass...
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Hate to say it, but yeah, last has to be Tommy and he is looking rather well.
Maybe AngieJo can get his surgeon's # and go fix her fucking face too.
Come, come, I'm never any good at blind items, but these were hardly a challenge. The first one is Phelps. He didn't smoke pot before because it would show up on his drug tests. Now that he's done with the Olympics, and perhaps amateur swimming, he's free to toke on whatever he wants.
The last one is DEFINITELY Tom Cruise--"far and away?" could they have been anymore obvious? I'm sure the top gun surgeon made it his mission to give him a natural yet firm face. Blech.
The aging actress is Demi Moore. Tater head is getting some roles now. Goldie Hawn has already had numerous facelifts (which is why she continues to wear those awful bangs) and her daughter has been in films for years. Maybe Susan Sarandon, but to me, she doesn't fall under "still sexy."
I'm thinking the still-sexy actress is Goldie Hawn. Although Kate Hudson couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.
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yeah, like Tara Reid has any "people"...
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I don't think Demi had the face lift THIS time- saw her in Iowa City this weekend and she didn't look any different and that would have been very quick recovery time, right?
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Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 8:00pm.
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chefcammi, I've been bombing the shit out of you all week. So if you don't win, blame these other hoes! :)
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So have I. I even created an account just so that I could vote for you.
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Before I even read these items, I have to stop laughing my ass off at the photo. Even the little fish has the telltale black box over his eye.
You're killing me here, MK.
I think Susan Sarandon for #3 and Val Kilmer for #6 are excellent guesses.
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 8:00pm.
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chefcammi, I've been bombing the shit out of you all week. So if you don't win, blame these other hoes! :)
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I can understand Phelp tripping over one TV and busting it *whilst* stoned, but TV'sss? Maybe the Twilight Zone came on and freaked him out.
Mr. Phelps has been caught before with weed and alcohol..nothing new.Im sure that he has got arrested or some kind of ticket because of it.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 7:38pm.
Holy Crow! Nekkid on da short bus!! LMAO
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Holy Crow! Nekkid on da short bus!! LMAO
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 7:10pm.
somebody tell phelps to stop smoking shit, he's already mentally challenged, does he really need less brain tissue? he won't even be able to put his fucking speedo on
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Suri is already acting! The girl deserves a dozen Oscars for her riveting performance as the daughter of a crazy troll person with raccoon teeth. --MK
Thanks Momus. I'm gonna go spend some time with him. He's scared and such a mush now, he was kind of wild before. See ya later
Submitted by websterwalter on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 7:14pm.
I think Val Kilmer for No. 6 makes sense.
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Yeah, but the "far and away" reference is kinda hard to overlook. Plus, if the rumors of Val going into politics are true, no one gives a shit if you're a fat ass in politcs, really. Sure, they may mention it, but does it really cost you votes? Being a fat ass in H'weird can cost you roles, especially if you used to be hot, then became a fat ass...
I think it's Tommy Girl, but I wish it were Brad Pitt, cuz he needs to fix his situation (not sure about the bod, but yeah, that mug fo'sho'...BEAT!)
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